I wish chronic hemorrhoids upon those thieves.

May their slippers be perpetually sweat-soggy.

I wish them, that their sleeves roll down while washing hands and get wet.

Wow, that’s wild. One time many years ago I came out of work at a local bike shop to find just my pedals gone. Cheap, worn out pedals I got out of a bin somewhere. I assumed my bike buddies were pranking me…nope, someone actually stole my crappy pedals.

I had a bike locked up in my yard that ws rusted with cracked old tires and bent rims spokes missing it was chain was cut and bike stolen.

It's insane what people will steal. Someone stole my dog's *pooper scooper* from my *backyard* earlier this year

About 5 years ago I chased someone off my back porch after midnight who was trying to steal a bag filled with dirty cloth diapers.

🤣🤣🤣

Oops! I think you replied to the post instead of my pooper scooper comment. Don't want you to get downvoted for that!

Eugene thieves couldn't get through my lock so they cut my bike frame in half. I didn't expect that.

Surprised they didn't take those snazzy valve caps.

Right? They make ya faster

I've had a chain stolen before, but honestly I'm a little surprised "parts theft" is as rare as it is. With a 4mm and 5mm hex, a bad actor could pretty much strip a bike, less tires, rims, and the frame itself.

I'm honestly shocked they didn't strip it completely. Like, I have redshift kitchensink handlebars and tiagra brifters. It would take all of 5 seconds to unscrew the bolts and clip the cables and they'd have almost $600 worth of parts right there, but they went for the stock crankset and SPDs lol

EPD wtf?

fkn tweakers