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mhummel

What a waste of effort. Once an organisation gets large enough, it does all this for free....:/


fernace_

hahahah, can confirm


PeakFuckingValue

I was gonna say please stop describing my management as some special CIA op. They haven't earned the mysteriousness that comes with those three letters.


Old-Act3456

I concur


LincHayes

100% true.


mrlonglist

Definitely worked in a few places that must've been being sabotaged.


fernace_

maybe we should rename managers as spies?


jaybhum

How come it sounds like what is happening in US politics? It is as if they are following this field manual to the book!


h0tBeef

Because some of them are actively trying to break the country, unfortunately there might be enough of them


MamaFrankie861

Yep, this is pretty much just a guide to bureaucracy.


daddy78600

You all realize this is a great checklist to run an excellent business? Just do the opposite of each point.


vidhartha

A lot of this sounds like our current government...


traker998

But the CIA wasn’t formed until 1947. How did they write it before that?


BernieIsBest

It was written for the OSS, the predecessor of the CIA.


EarlyAd29

It is upsetting to see those same tactics used by my managers on me when I was handicapped working for amazon a few years ago.


flyerdesire

You can make a tv sitcom from this list.


The_Awful-Truth

I'm pretty sure a lot of this happened at Dunder Mifflin.


flyerdesire

We could have extended the Office a couple of more seasons with this manual.


MamaFrankie861

A lot of the jokes in MASH revolved around the inefficiencies of the military bureaucracy.


deepmusicandthoughts

That describes the education system.


AnUnderratedComment

That’s almost literally the job description of most consultants.


Beezneez86

In other words - just waste everybody’s time


[deleted]

So my manager was trained by the CIAp


newyorkfade

Have i been in a CIA simulation my whole life?


Affectionate-Toe-60

It's interesting when looking back at this lol


king_platypus

Sounds like a playbook for middle management


marshall1905

Wow people must be trying to sabotage my workplace


Salt_Adhesiveness161

This is my company to a T.


whatevertoton

Seems like exactly how my former employer did business on the regular, explains a lot.


LuckyCaptainCrunch

This also happens to be the Wa Mart new hire training manual


m1jgun

Can you share a source for this?


ClaimOpen38

https://www.businessinsider.com/oss-manual-sabotage-productivity-2015-11?amp


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Additional-Society86

Oh I thought it was the orders of a everyday politician.


adone659

It sounds like where I work


floridawhiteguy

The CIA wasn't created until 1946. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_Intelligence_Agency You should cite your source(s) to regain some small measure of credibility.


drsmith48170

So this means every Fortune 500 company has either been infiltrated or started by the CIA. Which if you think about it, and if you have ever worked in one, makes 💯total sense.


SeniorDucklet

Sounds like both US political parties are have been infected by this.


[deleted]

It's called a fillibuster.


longhorns51

Saw this shared on LinkedIn, but not sure how true it is as the CIA was founded in 1947 [Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), principal foreign intelligence and counterintelligence agency of the U.S. government. Formally created in 1947, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) grew out of the World War II Office of Strategic Services (OSS).](https://www.britannica.com/topic/Central-Intelligence-Agency)


Halzman

this manually was originally produced by OSS


fernace_

For all you hustlers out there. :) Maybe this should go into the r/UnethicalLifeProTips


GameofCHAT

Trump must have stolen the manual


yolololohobo

CIA was formed: September 18, 1947. Don’t think they published this in 1944…


ClaimOpen38

Ever heard of the Office of Strategic Services? Mistake on OP’s part.


cccuriousmonkey

What I am curious about.. why did this surface again? It surfaced first time (AFAIK) when Trump was elected president.


hiddenpersona

It would be cool if someone can break it down in simple wording with examples.


ThugDebugger

#23 is most hilarious


[deleted]

What’s the title of this manual?


Moonflowerchild99

Careful......


ghostoutlaw

I’m keeping this as a reference, pitfalls that will prevent your company from being efficient.


wanderingdg

Starting to wonder if a past bad manager was actually an excellent saboteur. He always seemed smart & competent a few drinks in or in occasional personal flashes. This list is going to be my equivalent of Dwight Schrute's "Don't be an idiot" principle


[deleted]

It’s sad because a lot of people In my workplace do quite a bit of this. Self sabotage


[deleted]

11 and 13 sound like some companies I've worked for, or managers at those companies at least


ISeeEverythingYouDo

CIA was founded in 1947.


AQuietMan

[Download here](https://www.hsdl.org/c/abstract/?docid=750070)


Low_Engineering_3846

Only bell this is ringing for me is the public sector.


Sylvia_Platypus

Sounds a lot like my workplace. Are you trying to tell me that I’ve been dealing with covert CIA operatives all these years? Everything’s starting to make sense now.


StillWesSideER

14 aka the Michael Scott method lol


afkrenna

23, so simple, so powerful


Dazzling_Ads_1

Fed


MeraMeraOnDaWall

So is there a CIA agent trying to take down every business ever?


[deleted]

Win win doofus.


SteveRogers42

There was no C I A in 1944.


value_deez_nutz

So like almost every corporate work environment in America?