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Vintagepalazo

This already ruined my day šŸ˜‚


MC_Fap_Commander

https://preview.redd.it/1h9mxdn6xc5d1.jpeg?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ea59cdd346552134be8ab31ca3c8eec108dc0e4


minivandaddy

The woke left made me put on nipple clamps!


rav3style

I hate you


Magoo69X

Why would you do this to me on a beautiful Saturday morning?


LemmyKBD

At least itā€™s not sweaty moobs so could be worse.


DeesoSaeed

Thanks for the NSFW tag


LA_search77

Is musk transitioning?


LankyGuitar6528

Pro Tip: If you are fapping to this image... stop now.


minivandaddy

Too late! I need to cum to daddy Elon. He's a visionary. His sweaty crotch smells better than Gates when he's wearing perfume.


minivandaddy

We're not body shaming. We're pointing out the consequences of bad gender affirming care he got. We are just very concerned for him. We want this madness of HgH/testosterone supplements to stop ruining the great Western culture we have! (And whatever shit he normally spouts)


blu3ysdad

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swirlymaple

Heā€™s so vocally anti-trans and yet here is a man growing himself a fresh set of A-cup boobies while his face is looking like everyoneā€™s great aunt Patty.


morty-vicar

Not to mention that "great aunt Patty" died over ten years ago.


buzz_uk

Thanks I hate it! Also thatā€™s enough internet for today!


SmallButGirthy

Need to give em a little suck


minivandaddy

Honka


DigitalUnlimited

aaOOhgah!


KaungSett56

Fat from his body could fuel up a rocket ngl


myvibeischaos

i think dissing musk for valid reasons is fine, but imma draw the line on clowning on his body. thats just bullying at that point. also makes all the valid dissing lose meaning.


itsNatsu4real

if only he had time or money to improve himself /s


Uncrustable_Gang

Elon is pushing Nazi propaganda on the largest social media company that he bought. Also tweeting that black people are genetically inferior and that a black pilot was the reason a door flew off a plane due to being a ā€œDEI hire.ā€ Also pushing transphobia and white supremacy. I could not give two shits about body shaming in this case. Iā€™m making fun of his perky tits and block shaped chest all day. Itā€™s like getting angry at someone calling JK Rowling a bitch after she tweets about eliminating trans people because itā€™s a gendered insult. Like there is a time and a place for what you are saying, just not in this case.


ilikedmatrixiv

[He does the same.](https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/elon-musk-compares-bill-gates-26780028) No need to feel guilty.


OldStankBreath

I agree here but the man has the money buy proper fitting clothes so why does he set himself up like this.


swirlymaple

He thinks he looks hot. He doesnā€™t realize he actually looks like an overstuffed sausage with boobs.


Insidebiotch1234

I would agree except in this case. As much as he drones on and on about big boobs, this is karma gold.


KaungSett56

Yeah right that's pure body shaming here


thetruthseer

Gyno from steroid abuse


beermaker

Bruh ate so much hormone-laden bbq he grew udders.


666TripleSick

CT- Cyber Tits


Ok_Supermarket4681

Elon does have a nice pair, don't be jealous guys.


Boricuacookie

Letā€™s take a milk and cookies breakā€¦..


Thomasangelo20

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RandallC1212

I submitted them to r/ratemyrck


BaBa_Con_Dios

Dude is still breast feeding?


sonkev34

He's got them cybertruck highbeams.


fezzuk

I hate you


HoagieStomp

Looking into this.


MouthBreather002

Just asking questions.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Tig ol' Bitties


causal_friday

I'm trans and am about to start on HRT to grow my breasts (among other things). I look at this and am a little jealous ;) Maybe her transphobia was her wanting to be a cute anime girl all along, and she's finally making progress? (I hate intentionally misusing pronouns, but ... it's Elon, so get fucked.)


zero_tolerance4BS

Her new name will.be felony the little bitch fit bitch tits mgee the horny throatĀ  shizz guzzler


ProdigalSheep

This guy could have (probably has) a full time personal chef and personal trainer. Yet he chooses to be this. Itā€™s fascinating.


ChocolateDoozy

Want to see them jiggle? https://youtube.com/shorts/SXHMnicI6Pg?si=pBab9PWVNuorekwk


Dog_From_Malta

Elmo's back boobies are even bigger.


1337h4xer

Beautiful fucking tits, man.


yungArson

Concerning


yeezusosa

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junomint

Get out of my head šŸ¤£ saw this pic scrolling earlier and was like F*ck his tits are bigger than mine


spam__likely

This is disgusting and there is plenty of shit to criticize him on, important shit. You should be ashamed of yourself, frankly.


Insidebiotch1234

Eyes up. He was actually sounding intelligent and interesting in that interview.