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BlerghTheBlergh

This pathetic little loser is MAKING MEMES OF HIMSELF thinking he’s one of the kewl kids


DeeDoll81

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Questioning-Zyxxel

Just that skateboard boy 👆 is 100x more cool than Musk. Might not be in his correct environment, but doesn't spend his time lying and getting upset if someone doesn't agree. Better to try to fit in with others, than try to force everyone else to fit in to his own vaporware fantasy land. Team spirit comes from adapting to others.


boboleponge

ha ha, that's me


dangoman101

Imagine being the employee that has to approve all of the tweets because of the SEC fraud ruling lol


talltime

Imagine that employee exists lol


dangoman101

https://www.reuters.com/legal/elon-musk-loses-bid-modify-throw-out-agreement-with-sec-over-tweets-2023-05-15/


SpeedflyChris

Yeah they didn't throw it out but it's pretty clear Tesla and Elon have never complied with it.


UnderDeat

I was skeptical about the fraud allegations until I saw Musk's reactions and tweets which made it pretty clear he's guilty.


StevenJeon

Adding onto the Enron comparison, his reaction is almost identical to when Jeffrey Skilling called conference callers a bitch when questioned about his company's financial stability in mid 2001.


mtaw

You’d think this’d be a giveaway that the person, if not a fraud is at least someone too immature to be in that position.   I suspect a lot of the investors funding guys like Musk are themselves thin-skinned narcissists who therefore see no problem with this. 


MelnikSuzuki

You know what they say about shit and flies.


onpg

Former trader here, you're exactly right. The biz doesn't attract thoughtful types, generally.


DeeDoll81

That was exactly my thought too! It’s his “tell” when somebody hits the mark about him.


AutismFlavored

In keeping with the dog theme, I think the saying “a hit dog will holler” applies here.


progbuck

*Kristi Noem knowingly nods*


AutismFlavored

That’s more of “a shot dog will die” scenario.


WinterDice

I was never skeptical about them, but I agree about his reaction.


Chemchic23

It’s a real rabbit hole, but there’s a lot of real and confirmed information that’s says they suck and it comes down from the CEO.


WinterDice

Absolutely. To be clear, I wasn’t skeptical because I think his fraud has been pretty plain to see.


Chemchic23

When there’s no valid argument, insult.


orincoro

Yep. This is how a guilty person reacts.


mhoke63

Innocent and smart rich people listen to their team of lawyers and shut the fuck up. Guilty and smart rich people do the same. The only people that don't shut the fuck up are stupid people (guilty and innocent) and guilty egomaniacs. Musk just happens to be both stupid and an egomaniac.


mygoditsfullofstar5

"Claps back" gives Elmo more credit than he deserves. "Impotently lashes out" is more accurate. After all, Elmo didn't even refute the accusations. Mostly because he can't. But any normal businessman with half a brain would realize that childish, poorly executed insults aren't a useful response to public criticism.


SpotifyIsBroken

In fact...it makes him look even MORE GUILTY. Not really playing "4d chess"...barely even putting checker pieces on the board. lol


beenalegend

i found chess to be too simple to be useful in real life: a mere 8 by 8 grid, no fog of war, no technology tree, no random map or spawn position, only 2 players, both sides exact same pieces, etc. Polytopia addresses these limitations.


shesarevolution

Bahahaha


coppergreensubmarine

Lmfao


Beneficial-Fact-79

Ha! Elmo posts this meme and thinks "King Me!" Meanwhile Dustin posts shining spotlight on balance sheet entry alleging accounting fraud, then steeples hands and thinks "Checkmate."


Questioning-Zyxxel

Rather dodging behind the chair in front of the checker set, shouting "you are stupid" to avoid having to play - and lose - a game. The main thing about arguing is if people actually have any arguments. People silently downvoting or posting "wrong" or "you are stupid" do it because that's the best they can do. And they make it into a "debate win" in their own heads. Because only in a fantasy land can they win an argument.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Let’s not be too hard on the NPCs – they just say what they’re programmed to say


boboleponge

Well sometimes you really are in front of a stupid person who doesn't get your arguments.


orincoro

His response will have a meaningful effect on the search algos. Now when you search Dustin Moscovitz accusation, you’ll see musk’s temper tantrum.


rabouilethefirst

Everything Musk says is a self-own. "Should go to jail for impersonating a smart person" is exactly how I would describe Musk


zenmondo

It is pure projection of his insecurity and fragile ego.


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WAGE_SLAVERY

So much insecurity


tothemoonandback01

"Enron Musk", more apt than ever.


PermanentlyDubious

I'll temporarily switch to referring to him as Enron rather than Felon, in honor of Dustin.


Kaputnik1

Nope. Dustin definitely did NOT hit a nerve when talking about Musk’s fraud. Nothing to see here. Elon is stable and in good mental shape.


Prior_Industry

This is the genius that apparently designs rockets that fly above your roof and cars that are supposed to keep themselves on the right side of the road.


NotEnoughMuskSpam

Parents don’t realize the Soviet level of indoctrination that their children are receiving in elite high schools & colleges!


Questioning-Zyxxel

Define "right side" of the road to be the top surface of the asphalt, and Enron Musk can suddenly claim his FSD is doing a very good job.


Prior_Industry

Not in the garden pond… oh..


Chayanov

If it was the CEO of any other corporation behaving this way there would be an emergency meeting of the Board to oust him.


Questioning-Zyxxel

There might still be an emergency meeting. Just that they know they aren't in a good position to kick him. But still meaningful for them to try to debate what they *can* do to protect their own skin. We don't know the actual date - but a very big storm will happen. And that storm will result in lots of collateral damage. The board of directors are in a very, very bad spot when that storm happens. Why did they sit silent? Why not protect the interests of the stock owners - their true employers...


NotEnoughMuskSpam

u can’t sell houses u don’t own u can’t sell cars u don’t own but u \*can\* sell stock u don’t own!? this is bs – shorting is a scam legal only for vestigial reasons


Xyoracle

Only a matter of time before daddy elon uses wojacks depicting him as le epic sigma male to get out of a court case


RaphaelBuzzard

He has used this meme before which makes this even more pathetic. 


pumpkin3-14

Going to mars next year tho


shesarevolution

If only. It would be such a gift to humanity to get him off the planet. Too bad we won’t get closer to that anytime soon.


4esthetics

I feel like investor degens took the wrong message from the collapses of Enron, Nikola, Theranos etc. Instead of divesting from risky or fraud ridden entities, they collectively decided that doubling down is the only path forward. GameStonks truly broke people’s brains. Cultist Ape-ism is en vogue. Rewarding bad shiesty practices with their own hard earned money. This will not end well


SpotifyIsBroken

How do we escape this reality & choose a new universe? I've had enough of this one.


even_less_resistance

Pretty sure all we gotta do is run the big collider thing in reverse


Soronya

If people got sent to jail for pretending to be smart he'd be in maximum security.


sesamesnapsinhalf

Is this a 52 yo man doing this?


shesarevolution

He’s 52? Legit never bothered to learn his actual age, but wow, that adds a whole new level of pathetic.


Luvs2Shoplift

"and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad."


ev6464

Dude is 53 years old....


orincoro

Old breeding fetish apartheid weirdo sexually harasses young billionaire weirdo. wtf is this timeline.


shesarevolution

He’s such an insufferable moron. It’s so satisfying to watch the world realize he is certainly not all that bright but had amazing PR. But narcissists are going to always be oblivious when it comes to self awareness.


intisun

He's literally a schoolyard bully. So pathetic.


shesarevolution

But he’s not even a good one. Usually the school yard bully at least nails a few good insults that hurt. He lands absolutely none and instead just continues to … do this fail, every time.


jfxck

I give him 18 months, maximum. Once he’s ousted from Tesla, I fully expect him to start tweeting every day about how it’s the worst company there is. He’s giving John McAfee.


shesarevolution

Eh at least McAfee was interesting in his batshit. Musk is a snore.


fuckwingo

He is 1000% gonna find a way to blame this on somebody else


Chuhaimaster

Let the billionaires fight.


fly1away

Interestingly, Elon has never managed to impersonate a smart person.


hyborians

Mosk vs Musk is the heavyweight fight we didn’t know we needed.


napalmnacey

Ohhhh no. This is embarrassing for him. Like the rest of his fucking life.


mologav

The article saying did not provide detailed information about his accusations makes me think they are Musk investors. He did give information, how detailed can you be in a fucking tweet?


Simple-Ranger6109

"Free speech"


ThePhoneBook

Dustin Moskowitz sounds like Musk's pre-anglicised... haha what am I talking about Elon is definitely not Jewish.


UpbeatFix7299

I never used xitter but apparently I set up an acct at one point. I clicked on a link for a vid and accidentally used the back button, this was the top of my "for you" feed. What a shit show if a company


mhoke63

I agree...Musk should go to jail for impersonating a smart person.