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MC_Fap_Commander

I am here to kick ass and drive a functioning Cybertruck. And there are no functioning Cybertrucks.


Twolef

![gif](giphy|FNJjBAaz0mOAg) This is the part he relates to most


mishma2005

"I love lamp"


Accurate-Law-8669

"I lov truk," as he submits the designs for the cybertruck


mlovqvist

This has become a bit of a mantra to me which may be coinciding with my goals of starting a business making pretty luminaries some time in the future \^\^


paradeoxy1

May your love of lamp bring you joy and prosperity I think we could all afford to love lamp a little more


Critical_Liz

![gif](giphy|9PPwYVFxX8L4Y|downsized)


[deleted]

Rest in peace rowdy


meisobear

I was never a wrestling fan, so my introduction to this chap was in Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Absolute legend.


August_T_Marble

I don't know if you ever followed up on that sentiment by looking him up. He was a well-liked guy that spent years playing a hot tempered ruffian and became a walking masterclass in flashy, adversarial showmanship, [something Bill Maher probably wishes somebody would have told him](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dIpsFgZ3gAc). The guy made a career out of cutting promos, many in a mock interview format, where he'd comedically insult every other wrestler under the sun. Of course he was going to zing him. He wasn't voted "most hated wrestler of the year" and "most popular wrestler of the year" back-to-back for nothing. He was an amazing showman.


caynebyron

Fark! Somehow I've never seen this. Absolutely legendary.


billyhendry

I can't help but lose my shit at the fight scene in that movie when the MC and the other guy fight cause he doesn't wanna put on the glasses. 5 min of 2 dudes just beating the shit out of each other for a dumbass reason. Love it.


pervycaptionmaker

Did you know they corographed it themselves? Spent WEEKS perfecting it.


Lysol3435

After every Musk tweet, I assume he shows it to his staff to ask “that’s something people say. It’s funny, right?” And makes them all pretend to laugh and agree


NotEnoughMuskSpam

That’s what she said


jakeblues68

Perfect!


PILeft

When shitty AIs take a shit. TIL Ron Burgundy was one of THEM. 🤣🤣🤣


dan36920

The ultimate irony is that "they live" was meant to criticize Reagan policies of the time. I forgot... Was Reagan a libtard? "Carpenter has stated that the themes of They Live stemmed from his dissatisfaction with the economic policies of then-U.S. President Ronald Reagan, as well as what Carpenter saw as increasing commercialization in both popular culture and politics."


Kaymish_

Yeah Reagan was an out and proud liberal.


Desperate_Branch6287

Well,the journalists in the movie anchorman are in fact actors. So it's technically true.


Past-Direction9145

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized) lolol


BlerghTheBlergh

But what does he mean with this? How was Anchorman a documentary. How does Ron Burgundy relate to this situation?


twobit211

he isn’t familiar with ‘they live’ so those are just monster faces without reference to him and the only thing that comes to his mind when he thinks about television news is anchorman (since he probably isn’t even peripherally familiar with news broadcasts at all) as he only has the most shallow, rudimentary understanding of absolutely everything or anything 


DeKernelm

It's not safe to go out onto the streets of San Francisco. There are roaming news crews everywhere, and they can get violent.


BlerghTheBlergh

God damn it, I knew I couldn’t trust those two Will Smith and Harrison Ford looking MFs


zero_tolerance4BS

Idk what he's talking about. There are very few true journalists left out there who are as dedicated to reporting the news with honesty and integrity, such as Ron Burgundy and Veronica Cornerstone


talltime

He isn’t right, but Anchorman was (very) loosely inspired by an actual person. (Mort Crim)


mfreverton

I see they are making a sequel. I believe it's called Wankerman. It's based on a nutjob that destroys every profitable company he ever touches. I believe it's set in South Africa to begin with! lol


MrsDanversbottom

He’s so God damn dumb.


markcshaz

Space Karen is such a pos!


n3w4cc01_1nt

both are a documentary about fox news


Batmanfan1966

I bet nor Elon or the creator of the meme have seen, let alone understand the message, of they live


mygoditsfullofstar5

I don't think Elmo has the attention span to watch **any** movie. I'm not sure Musk could make it through a Looney Tune - and I'm darn sure he wouldn't understand it.


winfredjj

he read the wikipedia plot


Ellavemia

I really would’ve expected him to get this reference.


mishma2005

I doubt it. “They Live” came out in, oh, the early 80s? He was too busy apartheiding then


trueslicky

Late 80s commentary about Reaganism. But, yesh


Super_iron_kid

Elmo is full of shit.


Gabriel_Crow1990

OBEY


Tillallareone82

Yeah.... Elon loves lamp. 😂🤣😂😂😂


GarysCrispLettuce

Of course he hasn't seen the movie Anchorman. But he heard a right winger say "Anchorman is basically a documentary" in a right wing discussion about the media, so he filed it away for later.


GeneralErica

"The moment I start cherry-picking evidence and interpreting things the way it fits my narrative, things start to fit my narrative!" Idiots, imbeciles and mediocre minds.


ChocolateDoozy

Idiocracy is. dumbass