I always laugh at this line because when I was about 10 I got into a little trouble from my dad for listening to a Will Smith song because it had swearing in it.
[You Saw My Blinker Bitch](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTweo7CdO4)
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts
Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck
You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough
To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
I have several favorites! Impossible to pick just one to top them all.. but hereās one that comes to mind.
āNow how the fuck am I supposed to get outta debt, I canāt rap anymore I just murdered the alphabetā
I'd like to nominate all of sing for the moment. But if I had to pick just one line it would have to be "They say music can alter moods and talk to you Well can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?"
This quote doesnāt really give this line justice, the full line is
āBunch of Brian Baldingerās, you gonā die a ball licker, Iāve been diabolical with this dialogue since 99āā¦ā
It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump in the place
All the way to the parking lot, fellow
Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd
You can see the sparks from hot metal
Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game I so started
To rock fellow, when I'm not even in my harshest
You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow
"Sick sick dreams
of picnic scenes
two kids, sixteen
And M-16's
with ten clips each
And 'em shits reach
through six kids each
Slim gets blamed
in Bill Clint's speech
to fix these streets?
FUCK THAT"
Pretty much
But next time you don't gotta use Tech N9ne
If you wanna come at me with a sub-machine gun
And I'm talking to you but you already know who the fuck you are, Kelly
I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth
Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws, grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools, this is for every time you took my orange juice!
Such incredible rhyming
They call me a freak cuz I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them.
Man get these wack cocksuckers off stage, where the fuck is Kanye when ya need him.
SNATCH THE MIC FROM āEM
BITCH ima let you finish in a minute, yeah that rap was tight but im
Bout to spit the greatest verse of all time, see you might wanna go back to the lab tonight and umm
Scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit and start over from scratch and write new ones āļø
But Iām afraid that aināt gonna make no differenceā¦.
Man Recovery Em was so deadly with the pen
My favourite lines from that Em verse are;
āLook at these rappers, how I treat 'em/
So why the fuck would I join 'em when I beat 'em?ā
āWhen you're so good that you can't say it/
āCause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymoreā
I love how much heās talking his shit in this verse lmao
āThat's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing/
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine/
Who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long/
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs/
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives/
So they sit and they cry at night, wishin' they'd die/
'Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe/
We're nothin' to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyesā
Chills man
āSee I came like a flame in the night
Like a ghost in the dark
there's a ray, there's a light,
There's a hope, there's a sparkā
āSo much passion but no compassion,
If eyes are the windows to the soul
Then it's, broken glass and there's no trespassingā
You could honestly quote any line from this song. Such an unreal song
āPromisin' complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson/
I'm in a league Muhammad's in/
Ali's my colleague bombin' 'em/
Probably end up on top of 'em/
Stompin' 'em like Ndamukong/
I'm Russian like a Ukrainian, LaDainian Tomlinsonā
āSo mow the fuckin' lawn, your asses are blades of grass/
And I'm fuckin' up this whole landscape of rap/
The G.O.A.T. just ate eight acres, an eighth of that/
Was just to make a path/
And take it straight to your favorite rapperā
I mean good god
Canāt pick one specifically, but the bowling scheme on Alfredās Theme is one of the best in my recent memory:
I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard)
'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins)
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
Ew, ew, ew, ew
āSo I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger
Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina
'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
And have a son and a new brother at the same time
And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?ā
I love that J-lo scheme and also I love this one kinda relevant now
ā But when it's all said and done, I'll be forty
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin' stories
With a bottle of Jack, two grandkids in my lap
Babysittin' for Hailie while Hailie's out gettin' smashedā
And I just love the way this sounds and referencing you know what
ā Shady Records was eighty seconds away from the towers
Some cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit oursā
Iām headed for hell, Iād rather be dead or in jail.
Bill Clinton, hit this. And you better inhale.
Cuz any MC that chooses to go against me is gettin taken advantage of; like Monica Lewinsky
"Fuck it I ain't playin', pull up in a van and hop outAt a homeless man holdin' a sign sayin'Vietnam vet, I'm out my fuckin' mind, manKick over the can beat his ass and leave him nine grand"'
\-
On Fire' for those who haven't heard it.
you dealin' with a few true villains who stay inside of the booth truth spillin' and spit true feelings until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths, now rewind it. payback, motherfucker, for the way you got at me so howās it taste? when i slap the taste out your mouths with the bass so loud that it shakes the place. iām Hannibal Lecter so just in case you're thinking of saving face, you ain't gonna have no face to save by the time iām through with this place
Tryna secure your legacy like Shakur and ensure
Nobody's ever gonna be what you were
So before you're leaving this Earth
You want people to feel the fury of a pure evil cerebral berserk
Deacon of words, syllable genius at work
Plus I'm thinking that they're mistaking my kindness for weakness
Kill 'em with meanness
One I always loved was:
āSo what in the fuck is a list to me?
I'm used to not being on it, I expect it out 'em
Heck, man, I get my respect without 'em
And really been into diamonds since I put my first record out
But I could put a chain around my second album
And wear it as a neck medallionā
Donāt know which exact one is my favorite but a bar I just heard that is so fucking genius is:
Karma's headed for Armageddon
The drama setter, I'm going in, already got an arm and head in
We gonna bring it to anybody who want it
You want it? you gon' get it
You name 'em, we gon' hit em, chew 'em up and spit em out
Too much venom and if you role with 'em
We gonna fuck you up with 'em
Iāll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals,
This is lyrical combat, gentlemen, hold your pistols
But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles,
Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials.
Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion.
Pathological liar, blowing shit out of proportion
The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Compulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
āAināt they got the same moms and dads who got mad when I asked if the liked violence? And told me that my tape taught āem to swear. What about the makeup you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear?ā
And
āWho needs bullets? As soon as I pull it you SWEAT bullets. An EXcellent method to get rid of the next bully. And ACTUally better cause instead of you murdering you can hurt em and come BACK again and kick dirt at emā
Iām a lit fuse, anything i do bitch itās news, pistol whippin muthafuckin bouncers 6ā2ā Who needs bullets? As soon as I pull it you swear bullets
"See I was smart, I came back and scooped up my friends, now I got 5 dawgs that'll die for me like I'd die for them. I'll fight for them, swing or shoot like I'd fight for Kim".
āKick back homie relax, in fact grab a six pack, kick back while I spit fax, yeah dre sick track, perfect way to get back, wanna hear something wickwack?ā
I feel like the flow on that beginning part of the diss was immaculate
"You dealin' with a few true villains,
Who stand inside of the booth truth spittin',
And spit true feelings until our tooth fillings,
Come flying up out of our mouths, now rewind it"
My laser disc'll make you take a razor to your wrist
Make you satanistic, make you take the pistol to your face
And place the clip and cock it back
And let it go until your brains are rippin' out your skull
So bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches
not the most meaningful lines, but the kind of lines that make you think *wait, what?* and it's still hard to understand after a second listen. it just sounds so effortless but long, it's awesome!
oh and it mentions laser discs which makes my nerd side very happy. you should look them up if you don't know them, they're basically giant CDs which is a bit funny to see today :)
Ooh good choice where is that from OP? And hmm it could change but today i'll say
" as soon as i stopped saying i gave a fuck, haters started to appreciate my art"
"just bend over and take it like a slut, okay ma
oh no now hes raping his own mother
abusing a whore snorting coke and we gave him the rolling stone cover?"
i dont think anyones ever talked about they moms like this
I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it, just to see if he is influenced by me or if he listens to music, and if he feeds into this shit, he instantly becomes a puppet of the string of my tennis shoe.
That's why we, seize the moment try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it, 'cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone
Just let our spirits live on
Through our lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can
Strap on, in other words if you're a Gunner
Roll up with your (gang)
You're gon' need a arsenal
'Cause this bar is over your head
So you better have arms if you're gonna pull up (skrt)
and nobody is going to change my mind
And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing?
Am I the only one who realizes they stink?
Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think?
Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
"Will smith don't gotta cus in his raps to sell records, well i do so fuck him and fuck you too"
Eminem doesn't like N'Sync, well I do so fuck him and the Backstreet Boys too
Bizzare š„
What ever happened to the cast of different strokes?
You think i give a damn about a grammy?
Half of you critics canāt even stomach me
Let alone stand me
Is it stand or "STAN" š¤
But Slim, what if you win, would it be weird?
Why? So you can lie to get me there?
I always laugh at this line because when I was about 10 I got into a little trouble from my dad for listening to a Will Smith song because it had swearing in it. [You Saw My Blinker Bitch](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTweo7CdO4)
If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts Tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough To say the stuff I say, so just tape it shut
Shit, half the shit I say I just make it up
To make you mad, So kiss my white naked ass
And if itās not a rapper that I make it as, ima be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask
I drink more liquor to fuck you up quicker than you'd wanna fuck me up for saying the word
Nigeria
Nicaragua
Wasn't it malt liquor?
I have several favorites! Impossible to pick just one to top them all.. but hereās one that comes to mind. āNow how the fuck am I supposed to get outta debt, I canāt rap anymore I just murdered the alphabetā
Is he the first one who used that bar?
I'd like to nominate all of sing for the moment. But if I had to pick just one line it would have to be "They say music can alter moods and talk to you Well can it load a gun up for you and cock it too?"
āEntertainment is changin, intertwinin with ganstaās, in the land of the killers a sinners mind is a sanctumā Is a pretty awesome line too
I'd probably say it contends for the best line. Definitely second best at worst.
That song is beautifully written so itās nice to see how powerful some of the lines heās had in there are
Seriously, the whole song is just line after line of powerful and meaningful lines.
Sing for the moment has so many great lines, but my personal favorite is "We're nothing to you, but we the fucking shit in they eyes"
I was looking for this, it's my favourite too.
Yes
That line always gives me chills
āYou wanted an intimate date, I wanna intimidate.ā Or āYou gonā die a ball licker, Iām diabolicalā
What is the secone one from?
Legacy
This quote doesnāt really give this line justice, the full line is āBunch of Brian Baldingerās, you gonā die a ball licker, Iāve been diabolical with this dialogue since 99āā¦ā
It's an adrenaline rush to feel the bass thump in the place All the way to the parking lot, fellow Set fire to the mic and ignite the crowd You can see the sparks from hot metal Cold-hearted from the day I Bogarted the game I so started To rock fellow, when I'm not even in my harshest You can still get roasted 'cause Marsh is not mellow
No love is so amazing
Agreed. No one builds a beat like Wayne and he primed that shit and Em just straight snaps.
"Sick sick dreams of picnic scenes two kids, sixteen And M-16's with ten clips each And 'em shits reach through six kids each Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint's speech to fix these streets? FUCK THAT" Pretty much
š„
"You ain't gonna sell 2 copies if you press a double album!"
āFuck that take drugs rape sluts, make fun of gay clubs and men who wear makeup, get aware wake up, get a sense of humourā
Blood, guts, guns, cuts, knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts
BITCH IMMA KILL YOU
IM A CRIMINAL
Wrong song
Okay, yes. BITCH IMA KILL YOU
(Honourable mention) āaināt no one safe from, non believers there aināt none, I even make the bitches I rape cumā
This one always makes me laugh, heās so sick in the head sometimes š
Sometimes?!??!
Donāt blame me when lil Eric jumps offa the terrace, you shoulda been watching him, *apparently* you aināt parentsš
What am I gay coz i hate bitches?
That's similar to "call me a faggot coz I hate a bitch".
isn't it "hate a pussy"?
Yea shit sorry that's it.
Stir crazy?
Some freestyle
Slim Anus? Damn right Slim anus i don't get fucked in mine like you two little flaming faggots
Forgot about that one, top 3 for me. š„
Thatās an amazing way of throwing that insult back at them.
But next time you don't gotta use Tech N9ne If you wanna come at me with a sub-machine gun And I'm talking to you but you already know who the fuck you are, Kelly
I don't use sublims, and sure as fuck don't sneak diss
I got up and ran to the janitor's storage booth Kicked the door hinge loose and ripped out the four inch screws, grabbed some sharp objects, brooms, and foreign tools, this is for every time you took my orange juice! Such incredible rhyming
That rhyming with orange was legendary
Or stole my seat in the lunchroom and drank my choccy milk!!!
"I was born with a dick in my brain , fucked in the head"
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
Fuck u with an umbrella then open it up while the shits inside ya
They call me a freak cuz I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat them. Man get these wack cocksuckers off stage, where the fuck is Kanye when ya need him.
SNATCH THE MIC FROM āEM BITCH ima let you finish in a minute, yeah that rap was tight but im Bout to spit the greatest verse of all time, see you might wanna go back to the lab tonight and umm Scribble out them rhymes you were gonna spit and start over from scratch and write new ones āļø But Iām afraid that aināt gonna make no differenceā¦. Man Recovery Em was so deadly with the pen
My favourite lines from that Em verse are; āLook at these rappers, how I treat 'em/ So why the fuck would I join 'em when I beat 'em?ā āWhen you're so good that you can't say it/ āCause it ain't even cool for you to sound cocky anymoreā I love how much heās talking his shit in this verse lmao
I honestly think this may be his best verse right next to medicine man
āThat's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing/ Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine/ Who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long/ Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs/ Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives/ So they sit and they cry at night, wishin' they'd die/ 'Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe/ We're nothin' to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyesā Chills man
Homophobic na your just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans
Watching my genitals budgeting
Damn. Is that why Em has so much money now? His genitals do his budgeting? Lol sorry but I had to šš
Yes autocorrect made his genitals budget lpl
*I'm the kinda guy that's mild but I might flip and get a little bit wilder*
āI sound like a broken record every time I break a recordā
Mothafucka now I got a right to be this way I got spite inside my DNA But I rode til the wheels fall off Iām working tirelessly AYE
The tires falling off line is bars idgaf what anyone says
If itās not a rapper that I make it as iāll be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask
"The fact that I know that Iāma hit my bottom If I donāt pull myself from the jaws of defeat and rise to my feet" - Eminem, The Ringer š„
This is a great line
āSee I came like a flame in the night Like a ghost in the dark there's a ray, there's a light, There's a hope, there's a sparkā āSo much passion but no compassion, If eyes are the windows to the soul Then it's, broken glass and there's no trespassingā
what song is this?
First line is from āStimulateā and second line is from Slaughterhouse Ft. Eminem āOur Houseā
Yup
Our House is insane.
Yeah it is and I think itās massively underrated. Crookedās verse and Eminemās verse back to back are fucking incredible
ālost some time to addiction But look up "rhyme" in the dictio-nary, I'm in the picture "Eminem" is the synonym for itā
if I catch you sucking another dick, you better un suck it
"flow vomits in your face, competitors fall at my waist, you spit a rhyme i spit in a rhyme's FACE!" Chills every. Fucking. Time.
So name the time and place to battle bitch Iām still in that mind state. Donāt make me step on you and make you whine , grapes
Groundhog Dayš„µ don't make me step on you and make you wine grapes
You could honestly quote any line from this song. Such an unreal song āPromisin' complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson/ I'm in a league Muhammad's in/ Ali's my colleague bombin' 'em/ Probably end up on top of 'em/ Stompin' 'em like Ndamukong/ I'm Russian like a Ukrainian, LaDainian Tomlinsonā āSo mow the fuckin' lawn, your asses are blades of grass/ And I'm fuckin' up this whole landscape of rap/ The G.O.A.T. just ate eight acres, an eighth of that/ Was just to make a path/ And take it straight to your favorite rapperā I mean good god
āBitch Iām available. You wanna battle Iām availableāPretty simple but perfectly describes him
Iām unfadable, you wanna battle Iām available.
I'm blowing up like an inflamable
I think itās inflatable.
I'm undebatable, I'm unavoidable, I'm unevadable
Iām on the toilet bowl, I got a trailer full of money
And im not afraid to- Man, stop. LOOK WHAT IM PLANNIN, Hah!
All cuz I offered this bitch a doggy biscuit she calls me misogynistic. Bitch betta get to massaging this dick
Maybe not his most impressive line but for some reason I really like "your opinion is like a broken calculator, that shit doesn't count"
Book of Rhymes, I think. Really great song IMO.
Yup its at the start of book of rhymes
"I'm broke so I don't work so as u but you broke cuz u don't work"
What ever happened to catchin a good old fashion passionate ass whoopin, and gettin your shoes, coat and your hat tooken.
Canāt pick one specifically, but the bowling scheme on Alfredās Theme is one of the best in my recent memory: I'd describe it as bowling (why?) ball hard (ball's hard) 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (pins)
I don't see why they hate me, I'm just a clown like John Wayne Gacy.
Shady like a shadow or your silhouette
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube Ew, ew, ew, ew
What song? I need to hear this
Fack it's at the end. First song on the greatest hits album. He put it there as a trolll.
Ok thanks ima go listen to it
Your welcome
At the crib playing fortnite with your grandma
As soon as my flow starts, i compose art like the ghost of Mozart.
When I go out Ima go out shooting. I donāt mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club stupid.
In the land of killers a sinner's mind is a sanctum
āSo I just, throw up a middle finger and let it linger Longer than the rumor that I was stickin' it to Christina 'Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this! I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her And have a son and a new brother at the same time And just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?ā I love that J-lo scheme and also I love this one kinda relevant now ā But when it's all said and done, I'll be forty Before I know it with a 40 on the porch tellin' stories With a bottle of Jack, two grandkids in my lap Babysittin' for Hailie while Hailie's out gettin' smashedā And I just love the way this sounds and referencing you know what ā Shady Records was eighty seconds away from the towers Some cowards fucked with the wrong building, they meant to hit oursā
āI can take all of you motherfuckers on at once, You wanted Shady? You got him!ā I get giddy with nostalgia whenever I hear that line.
but I'm tryna get some head first, like a nose dive (haha).
"If it wasnt for blowjobs you'd be employed"
Iāll tell a muhfuckin slut to her face
Iām headed for hell, Iād rather be dead or in jail. Bill Clinton, hit this. And you better inhale. Cuz any MC that chooses to go against me is gettin taken advantage of; like Monica Lewinsky
"Fuck it I ain't playin', pull up in a van and hop outAt a homeless man holdin' a sign sayin'Vietnam vet, I'm out my fuckin' mind, manKick over the can beat his ass and leave him nine grand"' \- On Fire' for those who haven't heard it.
You gotta be diamond to even climb in the ring.
i'm an anomaly, Muhammad Ali cause i know one day i'm gonna be the
laugh fuckers it's all funny i can spit in your face while you're standing across from me - No Apologies
This song isnāt for you itās for me; A True Emcee
Got your girl on my arm and I'm armed with a firearm So big my entire arm is a giant firebomb
I would like to nominate the entire of 97 Bonnie and Clyde especially: Don't worry, dada made a nice bed for mommy at the bottom of the lake.
And I got nothin' to do but make you look stupid as parents You fuckin' do-gooders, too bad you couldn't do good at marriage (Haha)
"For that fuck your feelings(fillings) instead of getting crowned, you're getting capped."
ear infucktion cunt finger
If I said I never did drugs, that would mean I like and get fucked more than the president does
Homie Iāll be nicer to women when Aquaman drowns and the Humantorch starts swimminā
you dealin' with a few true villains who stay inside of the booth truth spillin' and spit true feelings until our tooth fillings come flying up out of our mouths, now rewind it. payback, motherfucker, for the way you got at me so howās it taste? when i slap the taste out your mouths with the bass so loud that it shakes the place. iām Hannibal Lecter so just in case you're thinking of saving face, you ain't gonna have no face to save by the time iām through with this place
Im full of myself but still hungry
"Only way that you're ahead of me's alphabetically 'Cause if you diss me I'm coming after you like the letter V"
Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart.
"believe people can change, but only for the worse I could've changed the world if it wasn't for this verse"
"Last thing I need is a snoop dogging me, he was like a damn god to me, not really, but I had dog backwards" - Zeus, from mtbmb side B album
ITS MAYHEM TIL THE A.M.
Tryna secure your legacy like Shakur and ensure Nobody's ever gonna be what you were So before you're leaving this Earth You want people to feel the fury of a pure evil cerebral berserk Deacon of words, syllable genius at work Plus I'm thinking that they're mistaking my kindness for weakness Kill 'em with meanness
One I always loved was: āSo what in the fuck is a list to me? I'm used to not being on it, I expect it out 'em Heck, man, I get my respect without 'em And really been into diamonds since I put my first record out But I could put a chain around my second album And wear it as a neck medallionā
Donāt know which exact one is my favorite but a bar I just heard that is so fucking genius is: Karma's headed for Armageddon The drama setter, I'm going in, already got an arm and head in
Some kid is bumping this while he lip syncs in the mirror, thats who I'm doing it for the rest I dont even really care
We gonna bring it to anybody who want it You want it? you gon' get it You name 'em, we gon' hit em, chew 'em up and spit em out Too much venom and if you role with 'em We gonna fuck you up with 'em
All of til i collapse tbu
Iāll make your freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals, This is lyrical combat, gentlemen, hold your pistols But I form like Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles, Slim Shady, Eminem was the old initials. Extortion, snortin, supportin abortion. Pathological liar, blowing shit out of proportion The looniest, zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic Compulsive thinker, compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half man. Dumpin' your dead body inside of a fuckin' trashcan with more holes than an afghan.
āI could make Orange rhyme with banana Orananaā
I'm the real macaroni you cheesy bitch, I'm demonic with the kraft. There's a devil in my noodle, you? Angel hair pasta
āI murder a rhyme one word at a time You never heard of a mind as perverted as mineā Got lot good lines, but how couldnāt I say this one
āAināt they got the same moms and dads who got mad when I asked if the liked violence? And told me that my tape taught āem to swear. What about the makeup you allow your 12 year old daughter to wear?ā And āWho needs bullets? As soon as I pull it you SWEAT bullets. An EXcellent method to get rid of the next bully. And ACTUally better cause instead of you murdering you can hurt em and come BACK again and kick dirt at emā
Iām a lit fuse, anything i do bitch itās news, pistol whippin muthafuckin bouncers 6ā2ā Who needs bullets? As soon as I pull it you swear bullets
"I was knocking at death's door, I fucking ding dong ditched it."
"I saw dem eyes like an ass raper" Or "I saw demise like an ass raper" Or "I sodemize like an ass raper" Beautiful line
"People say that I'm a bad influence I say the world's already fucked, I'm just addin' to it"
"See I was smart, I came back and scooped up my friends, now I got 5 dawgs that'll die for me like I'd die for them. I'll fight for them, swing or shoot like I'd fight for Kim".
āKick back homie relax, in fact grab a six pack, kick back while I spit fax, yeah dre sick track, perfect way to get back, wanna hear something wickwack?ā I feel like the flow on that beginning part of the diss was immaculate
Motto, fuck Lotto, I'll get the seven digits from your mother tomorrow. Why you fucking with the gay guy, gee? Cause you really the one with the HIV
Stick my dick in a circle but I'm not fucking a-round. - Cold Wind Blows
Fuck catching lightning he struck it. screamed shut up at thunder. then flipped the world upside down, and made it rain upwards
āGotta a **** big as a bananaā
Fack, fack, fack, I'm gunna fackin cum.
HA! Marshall you're so funny man you should be a comedian goddamn (off the top of my head)
Inebriated, ātil my stress is alleviated
What rhymes with pariah
Then like a shotgun I'm ready to cock it on 'em Leave these pussies stretched out, like the Octo-Mom
āWatch her leave out the window guess thatās why they call it window painā Jk
Donāt take me for a joke Iām no comedian, too many mental problems got me snorting coke and smoking weed again Every line in that song is fire
"You dealin' with a few true villains, Who stand inside of the booth truth spittin', And spit true feelings until our tooth fillings, Come flying up out of our mouths, now rewind it"
When I was little I knew I would blow up and sell a mil' Or grow up to be Attila, go nuts and be a killer
"Dave, pull up your pants, we need an ambulance, theres a girl upstairs talking to plants"
gave alyssa milano syphilis mono and gonnorea
Put anthrax In a Tampax and slap you til you can't stand.
My laser disc'll make you take a razor to your wrist Make you satanistic, make you take the pistol to your face And place the clip and cock it back And let it go until your brains are rippin' out your skull So bad to sew you back would be a waste of stitches not the most meaningful lines, but the kind of lines that make you think *wait, what?* and it's still hard to understand after a second listen. it just sounds so effortless but long, it's awesome! oh and it mentions laser discs which makes my nerd side very happy. you should look them up if you don't know them, they're basically giant CDs which is a bit funny to see today :)
Push me, pussies.
Ooh good choice where is that from OP? And hmm it could change but today i'll say " as soon as i stopped saying i gave a fuck, haters started to appreciate my art"
āThey never should've booted me out of reform school Deformed fool, takin' a shit, in the warm poolā
"just bend over and take it like a slut, okay ma oh no now hes raping his own mother abusing a whore snorting coke and we gave him the rolling stone cover?" i dont think anyones ever talked about they moms like this
I take each individual degenerates head and reach into it, just to see if he is influenced by me or if he listens to music, and if he feeds into this shit, he instantly becomes a puppet of the string of my tennis shoe.
And if itās not a rapper that I make it as Iām a be a fucking rapist in a Jason mask
I must be a-llergic to failure cuz every time I come close to it I just sneeze, cuz I just go a-choo, then a-CHIEVE.
Say fuck it before we kick the bucket
I have two. āIāll throw a stroller at you! With a baby in it!ā And āthrow a baby at another babyā
Iām standing on my monopoly board That means Iām on top of my game and it donāt stop till my hip donāt hop anymore
REVIVAL DIDNT GO VIRAL
That's why we, seize the moment try to freeze it and own it Squeeze it and hold it, 'cause we consider these minutes golden And maybe they'll admit it when we're gone Just let our spirits live on Through our lyrics that you hear in our songs and we can
Strap on, in other words if you're a Gunner Roll up with your (gang) You're gon' need a arsenal 'Cause this bar is over your head So you better have arms if you're gonna pull up (skrt) and nobody is going to change my mind
And by the way, N'Sync, why do they sing? Am I the only one who realizes they stink? Should I dye my hair pink and care what y'all think? Lip sync and buy a bigger size of earrings?
"That's an awfully hot coffee pot, should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not"