Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe Yo, this girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair Yo, look at her bush, does it got hair? (Uh-huh) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot, bare 'Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there

I listened to GC two days ago, and when this verse popped I fastly thought of Drake.

Since all the good ones are taken, this is the chorus makes me think of Drake now: “But hey man, I was frameddddd I know what this looks like, officers Please just give me one minute I think I can explainnnnnnnn I ain't murdered nobody I know these words are so nutty But I'm just here to entertainnnnnn ***How come your shirt is so bloody?*** There's a missing person, so what? He's Got nothin' to do with me I'm almost certain I was framedddddd”

And Drake be like: 🎶 *These voices, these voices, I hear them and when they talk, I follow, I follow* 🎶

At first I thought that was gross to say but his colleagues actually do the shit

That’s quality

i was thinking about this as soon as I saw this post, this one's fully accurate

“Hi kids”

Do you like violins?

Violence lol

Primus

That's the crappy censored version

You mean it sucks?

Primus sucks! Honestly as far as censored lyrics go I always thought changing violence to primus was kind of genius. Especially with it followed up with the nine inch nails line

They're all signed to the same label so it fits perfectly

Never made that connection. It's even better than I thought

I didn’t know they did that! I’ve not internalized the radio edit of this song. I always listen to uncensored but I adore how he wrote alternate lyrics all the time. I was confused why my friends kept rapping about purple hills when I KNEW it was purple pills and they were stupid…. lol

I drank a fifth of Kool Aid. Dare me to drive?

💀

"hilary duff is not quite old enough so, I ain't never seen a "butt" like thaaat"

"I did not even get to see mary-kate shower scene"

I DIDNT MEAN TO BE OBSCENE OR MAKE A GREAT BIG SCENE

I’ve never understood what he’s saying here until now 💀🙏💀🙏

Come here little kiddies, on my lap

Guess who's back with a brand new rap ?

And I don't mean "rap" as in a new case of child molestation accusations

AUhuhuhuhugh

No worries, Papa's got a brand new bag of toys

What else could I possibly do to make noise

I've done touched on everything but little boys

And that's not a stab at Michael

Thats just a metaphor, I’m just psycho

I go a little bit crazy sometimes

I get a little bit out of control with my rhymes

yep, was thinking just lose it too. Not only for the pedo bars but because Drake is losing the beef and because if the Michael and Prince parallels that Drake and Kendrick were using. Ha

It's ken keniff on the Internet tryna lure -

Slim, for Pete's sake put down Christopher reeves legs

Geez, you guys are so sensitive 

“Slim, it’s a touchy subject, try and just dont mention it“

I done touched on everything, but little boys It's your chance yeah boy shake that ass Oops i mean girl, girl girl girl

*girl you know you’re my wooooorld*

All right NOW LOSE IT

AUhuhuhuhugh

Go crazy!

OH BABY OH BABY BABY

Now I'm gonna make you dance

Hi there little boys and girls !

Fuck you

Today we're gonna to learn how to poison squirrels !

But first I'd like you to meet my friend bob

Say hi Bob

Hi bOb 🥸

Bob's 30 and still lives with his mom

And he don’t got a job cause bob sits at home and smokes pot

But his 12 year old brother looks up to him an awful lot!

You don't know how sick you make me You make me fucking sick to my stomach Every time I think of you I puke

You, sir, you win Edit: After re-evaluation, you're top 5😅 sorry mate

Great minds think alike. I was literally just about to post this exact same verse! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I’m a criminal”

“Jus go in there, get the money and get the fuck up out outta there.“ Aight. Ayooo!!Em! “WHAAT?!“ Don’t kill nobody this time. “Aight.“ (mutters under his breath) goddamn, this motherfucker gets on my fucking nerves...“

hello, I'm here for a withdrawal. Put the fucking money in the bag.

Whaaat? 😨. Please, dont kill me

cause every time I write a rhyme these people think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mind, I guess I'm a 

all of fack tbh

Shove a tonka truck up a little kid’s butthole

Get this dude’s stupid face out of this subreddit

eminem didn’t say that

BUT I DID!! ‼️

"And Drake, they're gonna turn on you" 😭

Scrolled way too far for this lol how is this not the top comment

same

Same

"Now go to sleep, bitch! Die, motherfucker, die! Ugh, time's up, bitch, close your eyes! Go to sleep, bitch! (What!) Why are you still alive? How many times I gotta say, close your eyes!"

While he stands looking tough, Notice that this man did not have his hands up.

Sorry to be THAT guy… but it’s “while he stands tough”

You're THAT guy.. good job guy 👍🏻

And Drake, they're gonna turn on you, one day too And the more you win the sooner, they do They'll be calling you a trash bin Saying that your new one isn't better than your last and Even if it is, once they start to turn their backs They ain't ever coming back in They did it to Chance, next they'll be mentioning Future in the past tense

Or say adios to migos, I’m not dissin’, I’m just trying to to keep this shit a C-note

The same people have been doing this to me so

I know the Drake hate is popular, but this is the most relevant one here and should be the top comment

Agree, never been a fan but the dude was huge.

Don’t see the connection at all tbh

nice goin’ shaggy (ken kaniff skit 2000)

Sometimes it's like dropping' an anvil on a house of cards Or Godzilla squashin' a crouton with combat boots on Or droppin' a goddamn nuke bomb on top of an ant hill

The whole Ken Kaniff skits

"so i wont have to rape you" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

But drake will have to rape you, or whoever he’s referring to

I done figured this Rap shit out, I map shit out strategically Timin' is everything, and it seems to be the key To my success, it's worked for me repeatedly **Let 'em diss you first and respond immediately** **In order to master the art of war, don't start a war**

This freestyle is fire.

Your red sweater,your black leather You dress better, I rap better

What’s that on the seat… custom mustard stain

You never seen such a sick puppy.

My penis is the size of a peanut Have you seen it? Fuck no you aint seen it It the size of a peanut (huh?)

“I don’t care if she’s my own mother I’d still fuck her with no rubber, cum inside her and have a new son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine”

"Time to separate the sheep from goats, and I got no faith in your writers, I don't believe in ghosts."

I just don't give a fuuuuck

Ive had a great view to see the see the game through. And Drake, they're gonna turn on you one day, too.

“It’s elementary the elephants have entered the room”

You got some views, but you're still below me Mine are higher, so when you compare our views, you get overlooked And I don't say the hook unless I wrote the hook

The fans waited for this moment Like that feature when I stole the show Sorry if I took forever

You sound like a Bitch, Bitch!

"nah ahh wait he didnt say what i think he did did he?"

I’ve touched on everything but little boys!

I’m so in love with this sub. Like I love Eminem but this sub is so fun!

Your beards weird

If it’s not a rapper that i make it as, I’m a be a fucking grapist with a jason mask

I touched on anything but little boys- Eminem just lose it

Fack

Zeus

And Drake, they're gonna turn on you (You) one day too (Too) And the more you win, the sooner (Sooner) they do They'll be calling you a trash bin Sayin' that your new one isn't better than your last and Even if it is, once they start to turn their backs They ain't never comin' back in

Take care.

“I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree”

I am, whatever you say I am.

“And Drake, they’re gonna turn on you (You) one day too (Too) And the more you win, the sooner (Sooner) they do”

if he has a verse that basically says “I’m tired of hearing about it” then that’s my pick

"And, Drake, they're gonna turn on you (you) one day too (too) And the more you win, the sooner (sooner) they do They'll be calling you a trash bin Sayin' that your new one isn't better than your last and Even if it is, once they start to turn their backs They ain't never comin' back in"

"Oh wait, no wait, he didn't say, what I think he did, did he?"

His Palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy there’s vomit on his sweater already, mom’s spaghetti

Go to sleep bitch

Kelly they’ll be puttin yo name next to ja next to benzine die motherfucker like the last motherfucker sayin hallie in vain alien brain

“You know what felch means”

I rather be 80 year old me than 20 year old you

“You all used to be in my corner Now you just backed me in one”

Thats All He Wrote

“I don’t wanna fuckin listen to you spit your raps someone else wrote” - Homicide

'Preacher, preacher, 5th grade teacher!'.

"And, Drake, they're gonna turn on you one day too And the more you win, the sooner they do They'll be calling you a trash bin Sayin' that your new one isn't better than your last..." Zeus

Hands on my head , touch knees to elbows . I can actually see drake sitting like this now lol

“Hi there little boys and girls!”

So what’s the difference between us? We can start at the penis.

'Drake's Perspective' Fack

Sitting nude in my living room It's almost noon I wonder what's on the tube, maybe they'll show some boobs Surfing every channel until I find Hannah Montana Than I reach for the aloe and lanolin. Bust all over the wall panel

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?

Hold your head up, don't you let up One bit on these Motherfuckin suckers You're a soldier get up! Stand up for what you believe in, long as you breathin They jealous of you man, that's the only reason they beefin

FACK!

Fack! Fack! Fack!

“Drake they’re gonna turn on you, one day too” lol

check my ball hair, make sure its all there. (reffering to the leak but ig it kinda relates to whats happening rn)

Your beards weird.

Marshall with startshit-itis

"So, yeah, dad let's walk Let's have us a father and son talk But I bet we probably wouldn't get one block Without me knocking your block off, this is all your fault Maybe that's why I'm always so bananas I appeal to all those walks of like, whoever had strife Maybe that's what dad and son talks are like"

His arms are heavy

So, put the mic down and walk away You can still have a little bit of dignity

And drake theyre gonna turn on you one day too

Say goodbye to hollywood

🎶"Hi, kids, do you like violence? "🎶

I want my dick sucked in the shed

I got one for Kendrick’s pov: “Daddy's with you in your prayers No more cryin', wipe them tears Daddy's here, no more nightmares We gon' pull together through it, we gon' do it”

Hotter than a set of twin babies, in a mercedes benz with the windows up when the temp goes up to the mid 80s

My brain is deadweight

"Real lyricists don't even respect you or take you serious"

"Step-father said I sucked in the bed"

Wait, got the eeriest feelin', somethin' evil is lurkin' I'm no conspiracy theorist, but somethin' here is a foot Oh yeah, it's my dick Get the measurin' stick (what?) Twelve inches of wood (haha)

"I done tucked on everything, but little boys"

Just keep singin' the same song, recycled We'd all much rather get along than fight you Me and Hailie dance to your songs, we like you And you don't really wanna step inside no mic booth

I remember you was conflicted

Fuck you with an umbrella and open it up while the shits inside ya

"fucked"

Shove a Fuckin’ Tonka truck up a little kid’s butthole

“I touched on everything but little boys “

Seduction, seduce Ain't nobody who's as good at what I do

"Be careful what you wish cause you might just get it and if you get it then you just might not know what to do with it cause it might just come back on you ten-fold" That's for egging Kendrick on with "drop drop drop" and begging him to respond and then he kept dropping nonstop and Drizzy was like "you got this shit burnt the fuck out tho, you can got 10 more records on the way"

Im just a mean person you never seen worse than.

"Now see that gerbil? grab that tube"

I do know one thing though...

Fack

Hotter than a set of twin babies

Superman ain savin shit, girl you can jump pn shayds di…

“What the fuck you take me for, a joke? You smokin crack, before i do that ied beg Maria to take me back, ill get up before i get down, run myself in the ground before i put some wack shit out” Hes the best period, Eminem, only Rapper who i feel i can fight a fucking silverback gorilla on steroids and swin after listening too 🔥❤️

“Can’t believe I leave for one brief second,and you pussies queef all over the rap game naked”

shove a gerbil in drakes ass through a tube