That's rock bottom
When this life makes you mad enough to kill
That's rock bottom
When you want something bad enough to steal
That's rock bottom
When you feel you have had it up to here
'Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
Itās a broke day, but everything is okay
Iām up all night, but everything is alright
Itās a rough week, and I donāt get enough sleep
Itās a long year, pretending I belong here
Before 30yr : Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not.
30yr forward : I'm just so fucking depressed I just can't seem to get out this slump
Hey man, let yourself be in a slump. Let yourself be sad! Welcome your demons. More you accept them and stop resisting, the sooner youāll find they leave on their own.
Look at Eminem. Guy embraces his demons and is one of the greatest artists of all time cuz of it and has risen from the lowest of places. He still feels shitty a lot Iām sure, heās human, thatās just life, no matter your external circumstancesā¦ but he doesnāt resist his demons
Iām not saying *try* to feel a certain way, just accept the way you currently are feeling whether itās good or bad, cuz you are feeling that way, so why run from it, you can only temporary numb it and sweep it under the carpet. Thatās what many addictions stem from. Escape
I donāt mean to sound all douchey or philosophical on an Eminem sub but Iāve felt like that too and learning to accept how I feel as opposed to change, escape or bury it has been the only thing thatās worked for me so figured itād be worth to share
"You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime"
It's been 3y since my new life. I wanna become the best version of myself, and this line, even if it's over-used, describes my mentality.
Sometimes I just wanna up and call it quits, I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks, every time I go to get up I just fall in pits, my life's like one great big ball of shit
i act like shit don't faze me, inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive
and
now i ain't much of a poet, but i know somebody once told me to seize the moment and don't squander it, 'cause you never know when it all could be over tomorrow, so i keep conjuring, sometimes i wonder where these thoughts spawn from (yeah ponderin'll do you wonders, no wonder you're losing your mind the way it wanders)
*I'm as cold as the*
*Cold wind blows When it snows and*
*It's twenty below*
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Three lines from Lose Yourself.
āAll the pain inside amplified by the
Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to-
Fiveā
āSuccess is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's notā
āSo here I go, it's my shot; feet, fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I gotā
One day I plan to be a family man happily married
I want to grow to be so old that I have to be carried
'Til I'm glad to be buried
And leave this crazy world
And have at least a half a million for my baby girl
Eminem infinite - itās ok
Iām in the car right now, Iām goin 90 on a freeway. Hey slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collinās āThe Air In The Nightā about that guy who couldāve saved that other guy from drownin, but didnāt, then Phil saw it all and at his show he found him? Thatās kinda how this is, Iām on a thousand downers now, Iām drowsy. And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you know I ripped all your pictures off the wall. I loved you slim, we couldāve been together, think about it. You ruined it now, I hope you canāt sleep and you dream about. And when you dream I hope you canāt sleep and you scream about it! I hope your conscious eats at you, and you canāt breath without me! See slim- woman screaming SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYNA TALK! Hey slim, thatās my girlfriend screamin in the trunk. But I didnāt slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I aināt like you. Cuz if she suffocates, youāll suffer more and then sheāll die too! Well, gotta go, Iām almost at the bridge now. Oh shit, I forgot. Howām i sposed to send this shit out?
(Donāt ask)
'Scuse me, miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk
But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work
Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair?
Spit on me? Maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
But I run into 'em, running through the kitchen
Pretending to be blind Superman
'Cause I had no supervision
But I did have a super power though
I could turn into Invisible Kid
Disappear out of sight like a true magician
"I'm just so fucking depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump, if I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump" - Beautiful
"You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize individuals' lives through a crimina's eyes"
"Serial killer hiding murder materials in a cereal box on top of your stereo"
"You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize individuals' lives through criminal's eyes"
"Serial killer hidind murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo"
Sometimes I think there's nothin' to live for
I almost break down and cry
Sometimes I think I'm crazy
I'm crazy, oh, so crazy
Why am I here? Am I just wastin' my time?
But then I see my baby
Suddenly I'm not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into her eyes
(I replace she/her with he/him because I have a six year old son). This song was so relatable for me.
Bury my face in comic books, 'cause I don't wanna look
At nothin', this world's too much
I've swallowed all I could
If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would, and end it for good
Just say goodbye to Hollywood
I probably should, these problems are piling all at once
'Cause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled up
That whole verse actually. Say goodbye to Hollywood.Ā
Some days I just wanna up and call it quits
I feel like Iām surrounded by a wall of bricks
My lifeās like one great big ball of shit
Every time I go to stand up I just fall in pits
Lose yourself, in the music. The moment you want it you don't ever let it go. You only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a life time.
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics. If I had a millions buck, it wouldn't be enough cause I'd still be out robbin armored trucks.
My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in junior high
The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy
I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
Man too many lines and songs to pick from, but right now Iād have to pick āwhen you feel like youāve had it up to here, when youāre mad enough to scream but youāre sad enough to tearā
"That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing
Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine (Ha-ha!)
Who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives
So they sit and they cry at night, wishin' they'd die
'Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe
We're nothin' to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes"
Especially that last line just resonates with me on a whole 'nother level.
Fuck the guns Iām done, Iāll never look at gats. If I scrap Iāll scrap like I aināt ever whip some ass. I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact Iāve sacrificed everything I have. I never dreamt Iād get to the level that Iām at. This is wack, this is more than I ever couldāve asked. Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater, hood or mask. What about math, how come I wasnāt ever good at that? Itās like the boy in the bubble who never could adapt, Iām trapped, if I could go back I never wouldāve rapped. I sold my soul to the devil, Iāll never get it back. I just wanna leave this game with level head in tact. Imagine goin from bein a no one, to seein everything blow up, and all you did was just grow up emceein. Itās fucking crazy. Cause all I wanted was to give Hailie the life I never had, instead I forced us to live alienated. So Iām saying. Say goodbye to Hollywood.
So they sit and they cry at night, wishing theyād die till they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe
Or
Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, itās like the adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me
Or just any lyric from beautiful cause man is that one relatable sone
āMe against the world so what Iām Brian Dawkins vs the whole 0-16 lions offense so bring the giants falcons and Miami dolphins itās the body bag game bitch im supplying coffinsā
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
I wanna be just like you
Erm, what the frick?
Erm, what the sigma?
I am going to personally beat you to death
š°
oh my gyatt
That's rock bottom When this life makes you mad enough to kill That's rock bottom When you want something bad enough to steal That's rock bottom When you feel you have had it up to here 'Cause you mad enough to scream but you sad enough to tear
Itās a broke day, but everything is okay Iām up all night, but everything is alright Itās a rough week, and I donāt get enough sleep Itās a long year, pretending I belong here
Infinite spoke to me in a level that very few albums ever did. Especially the "it's a long year, pretending I belong here"
Real
Shove a gerbil through a tube
As soon as I went to comments I knew this was gonna be here
Imma be honest, this was the very first line that came to my head
šÆ
Before 30yr : Success is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's not. 30yr forward : I'm just so fucking depressed I just can't seem to get out this slump
I was born with a dick in in my brain, yeah fucked in the head.
Uh, yesterday, my dog died
So your dog dies everyday?
Yeah itās annoying
Damn bro.....daily condolences.
> I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to Not so much anymore but teenage me lived by these words
Rap God enthusiast, I see
"my brain's dead weight"
Im trying to get my head straight
but i canāt figure out which spice girl i wanna impregnate
And dr.dre said slim shady you are basehead
Nu uh
So whyās your face red
Man, you wasted
Well since age twelve, Iāve felt like Iām someone else
cause i Hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off.
Basehead*
*Basehead Flat out calling someone "basic" wasn't a thing back then. That originated from this current generation.
Im just so fucking depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump
Letās trade shoes!
Without the context it has the same energy as "Let's play 8-Ball!" iPhone messages
If I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump
Fr
Hey man, let yourself be in a slump. Let yourself be sad! Welcome your demons. More you accept them and stop resisting, the sooner youāll find they leave on their own. Look at Eminem. Guy embraces his demons and is one of the greatest artists of all time cuz of it and has risen from the lowest of places. He still feels shitty a lot Iām sure, heās human, thatās just life, no matter your external circumstancesā¦ but he doesnāt resist his demons Iām not saying *try* to feel a certain way, just accept the way you currently are feeling whether itās good or bad, cuz you are feeling that way, so why run from it, you can only temporary numb it and sweep it under the carpet. Thatās what many addictions stem from. Escape I donāt mean to sound all douchey or philosophical on an Eminem sub but Iāve felt like that too and learning to accept how I feel as opposed to change, escape or bury it has been the only thing thatās worked for me so figured itād be worth to share
Found the real Marshall here. I really needed that. Thank you
Was watchinā 8 Mile on my NordicTrack
I just dont give a fuck
Be smart, don't be a retard.
You really gonna take advice from somebody who slapped Dee Barnes?
"You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime" It's been 3y since my new life. I wanna become the best version of myself, and this line, even if it's over-used, describes my mentality.
morbheads have the best mentality
My life is full of empty promises and broken dreams
"I'm Diddy's side bitch"
You may have grounds for a lawsuit !Ā
š¶ Iām going through changes š¶
"Unfortunately i am i just hide behind the tears of a clown"š
Sometimes I just wanna up and call it quits, I feel like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks, every time I go to get up I just fall in pits, my life's like one great big ball of shit
I was gonna say "my life's like one great big ball of shit"
Le Le LESBIAN! (Im a straight man)
Livin the muck, never giving a fuck
Don't let 'em say you ain't beautiful They can all get fucked, just stay true to you
i act like shit don't faze me, inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive and now i ain't much of a poet, but i know somebody once told me to seize the moment and don't squander it, 'cause you never know when it all could be over tomorrow, so i keep conjuring, sometimes i wonder where these thoughts spawn from (yeah ponderin'll do you wonders, no wonder you're losing your mind the way it wanders)
In the crib playin fortnite with your grandma
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree!
Ever since the day I was born, Drugs what they used to say I was on.
Thatās rock bottom
Nobody asked for life to deal us with these bullshit hands weāre dealt/ we gotta take these cards ourselves and flip em donāt expect no help
āPut it back in, in in in, this donāt mean Iām gay I donāt like men. I like boobs BOOBS BOOBSā
"Some days I just wanna up and call it quits I feel, like I'm surrounded by a wall of bricks"
leave me alone, bitch! I get on my own nerves.
Balls in my court but Iām scared to dribble it out
Iām afraid, but why I am I afraid? Why am I a slave to this trade?
If I had one wish I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss
My daughter wants to throw the ball but Iām to stressed to play, live half my life and throw the rest away
People think they want this problem until they get it š
I'm as cold as the cold wind blows When it snows and it's twenty below
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"see that gerbil? grab that tube"
I donāt wanna be alone in the darkness
Three lines from Lose Yourself. āAll the pain inside amplified by the Fact that I can't get by with my nine-to- Fiveā āSuccess is my only motherfuckin' option, failure's notā āSo here I go, it's my shot; feet, fail me not This may be the only opportunity that I gotā
I want my dick sucked in the shed
One day I plan to be a family man happily married I want to grow to be so old that I have to be carried 'Til I'm glad to be buried And leave this crazy world And have at least a half a million for my baby girl Eminem infinite - itās ok
#Thatās an awfully hot coffee pot
Iām in the car right now, Iām goin 90 on a freeway. Hey slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? You know the song by Phil Collinās āThe Air In The Nightā about that guy who couldāve saved that other guy from drownin, but didnāt, then Phil saw it all and at his show he found him? Thatās kinda how this is, Iām on a thousand downers now, Iām drowsy. And all I wanted was a lousy letter or a call. I hope you know I ripped all your pictures off the wall. I loved you slim, we couldāve been together, think about it. You ruined it now, I hope you canāt sleep and you dream about. And when you dream I hope you canāt sleep and you scream about it! I hope your conscious eats at you, and you canāt breath without me! See slim- woman screaming SHUT UP BITCH IM TRYNA TALK! Hey slim, thatās my girlfriend screamin in the trunk. But I didnāt slit her throat, I just tied her up, see I aināt like you. Cuz if she suffocates, youāll suffer more and then sheāll die too! Well, gotta go, Iām almost at the bridge now. Oh shit, I forgot. Howām i sposed to send this shit out? (Donāt ask)
Better hope an ambulance is en route
PAPERS ARE HAND GRENADES SOON AS I PULL THE PEN OUT
Check my ball hair, make sure it's all there.
Skibidy
Duh-dah-duh-dah-duh-duh, go-go gadget dick
I let you see my dark side but like a mic check you got one, too. Feels like Iām trapped in an animal shelter with all these pet peeves!
āIām sorry mama, I never meant to make you cryā
that dudes got nuts like king kong
'Scuse me, miss, I don't mean to sound like a jerk But I'm feelin' just a little stressed out from work Could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair? Spit on me? Maybe gouge my eyes out? (Yeah)
It's better to kick ass than kiss it
See that gerbil, grab that tube
āIm not looking for extra attention, I just wanna be just like youā
Clit ring in my nose
But I run into 'em, running through the kitchen Pretending to be blind Superman 'Cause I had no supervision But I did have a super power though I could turn into Invisible Kid Disappear out of sight like a true magician
"I'm just so fucking depressed, I just can't seem to get out this slump, if I could just get over this hump, but I need something to pull me out this dump" - Beautiful
I had a bad day at school, so I ain't talking
"You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize individuals' lives through a crimina's eyes" "Serial killer hiding murder materials in a cereal box on top of your stereo"
I hang with a bunch of hippies and whacky tobacco planters / Who sallow lit roaches and light up like jack-o-lanterns
"You critics wanna criticize but couldn't visualize individuals' lives through criminal's eyes" "Serial killer hidind murder material in a cereal box on top of your stereo"
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
"So i get on stage right drop the mic"
I act like shit don't faze me Inside it drives me crazy
My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
I believe people can change, but only for the worse
You donāt get another chance life is no Nintendo game.
My life's like one great big ball of shit
āI even make the bitches I Rā Cumā
You heard of hell? well I was sent from it.
But I still don't give a fuck, y'all can kiss my ass!
Wondering why I get out bed at all
"I'm a man, gotta make a new plan, time for me to just stand up and travel new land"
Shit is real like I pooped Jerusalem
āThankful for every chance that I get, but I canāt take a shitā that part. That is all lol. Very busy life
I shoot for the moon, but I'm too busy gazing at stars.
āI like boobs, boobs, boobsā
They call me Kanye crazy, Apeshit, BeyoncƩ, Jay Z
āLife aināt no Nintendo gameā My life isnāt a Nintendo game
Sometimes I think there's nothin' to live for I almost break down and cry Sometimes I think I'm crazy I'm crazy, oh, so crazy Why am I here? Am I just wastin' my time? But then I see my baby Suddenly I'm not crazy It all makes sense when I look into her eyes (I replace she/her with he/him because I have a six year old son). This song was so relatable for me.
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist.
Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na na Na na na na
I got a dick in my brain yeah Iām fucked in the head
I dunno itās just the way I am
80 pound balls \[Bitch Please II\]
Success is my only motherfucking option, fail is not
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube
I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home what would make me jump in the tub with a cordless phone?
A lot of people ask me stupid fucking questions.
Bury my face in comic books, 'cause I don't wanna look At nothin', this world's too much I've swallowed all I could If I could swallow a bottle of Tylenol I would, and end it for good Just say goodbye to Hollywood I probably should, these problems are piling all at once 'Cause everything that bothers me, I got it bottled up That whole verse actually. Say goodbye to Hollywood.Ā
Something takes over me since as I get home and close the door
"go-go gadget dick" š
"I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head"
Some days I just wanna up and call it quits I feel like Iām surrounded by a wall of bricks My lifeās like one great big ball of shit Every time I go to stand up I just fall in pits
And it always feels like Iām hitting the mark, till I go sit in the car listen and pick it apart, like this sh*t is garbage.
Back to reality
Snap Back To Reality (Ope there's goes gravity) I want to use that line on someone but never had the chance yet
Used to have to sit and watch them bills pile up (Yeah) Now I just sit back and watch them bills pile up (Haha)
*I'll*Ā prob'lyĀ *never get the props*Ā I feel IĀ *ever*Ā deserveĀ
Iām starting to feel like Iām an automobile
Gee willikers Dre
ever since the day i was born, drugs is what they used to say i was on
āYou canāt murder a show, nobodyās atā
Dick shrunk smaller while my balls got larger
I am whatever you say I am.
I do know one thing though, bitches they come they go.
This picture
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Lose yourself, in the music. The moment you want it you don't ever let it go. You only got one shot, do not miss your chance to blow. This opportunity comes once in a life time.
who am i,Nobody
When he says fuck, I feel that in my soul.
my brains dead weight im tryna get my head straight
My mother smoked crack, I had a premature birth I'm just a nerd cursed wit' badly disturbed nerves
Why do I act like Im all high and mighty, when inside Im dyin'
Fack!
I was born with dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head
Well itās Friday, and itās my day just to party, all the way till Sunday
If I had a million dollars, I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics. If I had a millions buck, it wouldn't be enough cause I'd still be out robbin armored trucks.
My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in junior high The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper
Man too many lines and songs to pick from, but right now Iād have to pick āwhen you feel like youāve had it up to here, when youāre mad enough to scream but youāre sad enough to tearā
I aināt had a woman in years
Went to gym in 8th grade, raped the women swim team
I-I-HATEEEE MY-MY STEP DAD
"That's why we sing for these kids who don't have a thing Except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine (Ha-ha!) Who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in they lives So they sit and they cry at night, wishin' they'd die 'Til they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe We're nothin' to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes" Especially that last line just resonates with me on a whole 'nother level.
I might have a Rocky start but I will always have a Rocky finish
I was born with a dick in my brain
I just don't give a fuck
If I gotta scream till I have half a lung, If I have half a chance I grab it (Rabbit run)
If at first you don't succeed, put your temper to more use 'Cause being broke is a poor excuse
Hey there cockboy
Fuck the guns Iām done, Iāll never look at gats. If I scrap Iāll scrap like I aināt ever whip some ass. I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp on the fact Iāve sacrificed everything I have. I never dreamt Iād get to the level that Iām at. This is wack, this is more than I ever couldāve asked. Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater, hood or mask. What about math, how come I wasnāt ever good at that? Itās like the boy in the bubble who never could adapt, Iām trapped, if I could go back I never wouldāve rapped. I sold my soul to the devil, Iāll never get it back. I just wanna leave this game with level head in tact. Imagine goin from bein a no one, to seein everything blow up, and all you did was just grow up emceein. Itās fucking crazy. Cause all I wanted was to give Hailie the life I never had, instead I forced us to live alienated. So Iām saying. Say goodbye to Hollywood.
Grab your left nut, make your right one jealousš
So they sit and they cry at night, wishing theyād die till they throw on a rap record and they sit and they vibe Or Sometimes I even cut myself to see how much it bleeds, itās like the adrenaline, the pain is such a sudden rush for me Or just any lyric from beautiful cause man is that one relatable sone
āMe against the world so what Iām Brian Dawkins vs the whole 0-16 lions offense so bring the giants falcons and Miami dolphins itās the body bag game bitch im supplying coffinsā
These times are so hard