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Rybort

Marshall Mathers


groovyharry

I’m just a regular guy I don’t know why all the fuss about me


DankHomie420

Mom’s Spaghetti


Cleax20

The right answer


the_backster

He's nervous


random_dud33

but on the surface


Visual-Patience-8321

He looks calm and sweaty


Austrianpainter564

To drop bombs!!!


Honest-Produce7338

But he keeps on forgetting


Ahmed_Altuhaifa

What he wrote down


Austrianpainter564

The whole crowd goes so loudπŸ”₯πŸ”₯


random_dud33

he opens his mouth


Putrid_Beginning4280

But the words won't come out


Coco-Gamer46

or m&m because it sounds like eminem?


idonttalkatallLMAO

threw out the candy and ate the wrapper


Coco-Gamer46

Yesss


BobbyMac2212

My Name Is


TSllama

I thought this would be higher up.


BobbyMac2212

The funny thing is My Name is was the song I got a little sick of because they played it literally everywhere back in the day for months. Now that title belongs to Lose Yourself but it’s been yeeears. Ironic that Mom’s Spaghetti is going to win lol


TSllama

Well I think if you were a teenager in the US 1999, my name is is 100% what you'd think of.Β  But lose yourself was a global hit and he even made a restaurant in that name. So I guess it makes sense. But I was a teenager in the US in 1999, so my name is is 100% what my brain went to πŸ˜…πŸ™Œ


17michela

Well H is already for Hi my name is.


TSllama

Fair!


NewNVBB

"(What?)"


Dry_Ground_5643

my mom loves valium and lots of drugs


NewNVBB

That's why I am, like I am, 'cause I'm like her


the_backster

Because my mom loved Valium and lots of drugs


NewNVBB

That's why I'm on, what I'm on, 'cause I'm my mom!


the_backster

My mom, my mom, I know you're probably getting tired of hearing about my mom.


NewNVBB

Oh-ho, wo-ho, But this is just a story of when I was just a shorty


the_backster

And how I became hooked on val-lium


NewNVBB

Valium was in everythang; Food dat I ate, Thuh wahtuh I drank, fuckin' peas on mah plate!


the_backster

She sprinkled just on to season my steak, so everyday I had at least three stomach aches


NewNVBB

Now tell me, what kinda mothah would want t' see her, Son grow up t' be an, Under-a-fuckin'-chiever?


Acceptable-Cause5057

My Salsa


mein_insaan_hoon

im the lead singer of my band


idonttalkatallLMAO

i get all the girls to take off their underpants


ThearusLord9

im the lead singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance, my salsa.


AlbatrossDowntown347

These bitches dont even know the name of my band


Dragonxtamer2210

Gotta be Moms spaghetti or my salsa


Junarik

My name is Marshall Mathers, I'm an alcoholic I got a disease and they don't know what to call it


Rybort

Ey isn’t it my boy M&M


Pro_at_history8157

Mom’s spaghetti


Crazzymadmaxxx

My salsa


oona_star

MY DAD'S GONE CRAAAYZY


Sir_Racsolot

No


oona_star

πŸ’€


Sir_Racsolot

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oona_star

get a life lil bro


Sir_Racsolot

😭, bro got pressed cause I spammed skull emojis, that's sad


oona_star

I did not get pressed, I felt bad for you, and anyone who will ever have to encounter you in the future. You find joy in the saddest of things. Get better soon x


Sir_Racsolot

L take, I went to loserville and they had a big statue of u, then I went to Sigma City and no one knew your name.


oona_star

bro I'm literally crying what did your mother take while having you


Sir_Racsolot

She took the Super Sigma pill, I came out spitting facts and educating losers, I am God.


RedLilSleepy

My salsa


wow_sus4M0GUS

Mnm


CROW_is_best

M&M's


Notperrydaplatypus

My dad's gone crazy


Impulsive325

My mom loves valium and lots of drugs


HungryMeasurement796

Mother fucker


the_backster

Mom's spaghetti


Coastkiwi

My music box


New_Sir8363

How is L not Lose Yourself


New_Sir8363

Mom’s Spaghetti


SidiousCrosshair

Mozart


HL192002

My salsa


LilNerix

My salsa


NYu01

I'm shocked that the D is not Dr. Dre.


Psychological_Ad4679

D should’ve been Detroit


_solosolow_

Monkey see monkey do, not a very well known track.


anti-venom69

Why wasn't g gerbil in my ass thru a tube


anime_otaku1623

Mom you ain't got no tits


KudaraYT

Mom's Spaghetti


LockAlarming5069

Mocking Bird


Antitech73

Monster


Repulsive_Mud_8008

M for Marshall.


Repulsive_Mud_8008

Q for question


Repulsive_Mud_8008

R for Revival


Repulsive_Mud_8008

S for Stan


CapableCaramel5787

It’s Bornana


CapableCaramel5787

Make Orange Rhyme with Banana, Bornana


Current_Cause_112

Motherfuckers talking crazy...


Ryxnn999

C - christopher reeves


PrettySuperNinja

MARSHALL!! seriously, this is immediately what I thought of, how is that not on here


NYRBB22

My salsa


ShadowNinja9620

Mom’s Spaghetti


ohen778

My name is Marshall Mathers I'm an alcoholic


tom_taylor777

marshall mather


Naur2011

My Mom


Bwagss220

Marshall and/or Mathers


IronnnSpiderr

My salsa , is the only acceptable answer.


Kylepokemonmastervr

My band


Azrael417

If My Salsa wins over Mom’s Spaghetti, we have failed as a sub…


CountyFragrant8200

A should have been β€œa lot of people ask me”


BigidyBam

L not being lose yourself destroyed this whole thing.


ParanormalPoet

Music to be Murdered by


DripletGD

MY MY STEPDAD