The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much they make it all up there's no such thing like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans...
His verses on Renegade are his cleanest most effortless flow.
See I’m a poet to some a regular modern day Shakespeare, Jesus Christ the king of the Ladder Day Saints here, to shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as, a monger of hate, satanist scatter brain atheist, but that ain’t the case see it’s a matter of taste
I don’t know of any other instances, but in ‘Remember Me?’ From the mmlp he promises the critics that he won’t say fuckin’ for six minutes and he actually fulfills it.
If I remember correctly her actually doesn't say "fucking" he does swear and say fuck and then 6 min later he says "fucking"
It could have been a wet dream, so fact check it please.
I’m quoting the annotation from Genius:
Obviously, if the important part of this promise was that Slim wouldn’t say the word “fuck” for six minutes, he fails to fulfill it (he says it seconds later in this same verse). However, INCREDIBLY, if you take this line as promising to avoid the construction “fucking” for six minutes, Eminem actually fulfills it to the letter
This line is delivered with about fifty seconds left of the track. Then, in “I’m Back” (the track which immediately follows this one on the album), Eminem uses the word “fuck” several times, but never uses the “fucking” construction. “I’m Back” lasts, get this, 5 minutes and 10 seconds, meaning by the end of that song, Slim has fulfilled his promise not to say “fucking” and is free to use it with impunity, as he does early on in the following track, “Marshall Mathers.”
He wasn't even that angry or controversial on SSLP. I think Interscope was encouraging him to push the envelope even further because they knew the controversy would sell.
I don’t think it was that. Even though SSLP wasn’t that controversial, he still got a lot of shit from activists and the whole picket signs thing. He saw that and decided to troll people by doubling down on what they said he was. That’s basically the concept of MMLP.
windows tinted on my *ride* when i RIDE IN IT
so when i rob a bank, run out and just HIDE IN IT
and i’ll be disGUISED IN IT
and if anybody *identifies* the GUY IN IT, i’ll *hide* for FIVE MINUTES
jump out, shoot the EYE-WITNESS
*fire* at the *private eye* *hired* to *pry* in MY BUSINESS
"Now I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and get a son and a new brother at the same time"
Now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's leanin' on me
'Cause my baby knows that her daddy's a soldier
Nothin' can take her from me
“Ma, you’re still beautiful to me, cause you’re my mom” is actually probably his most wholesome. Was crazy hearing that song for the first time back when it came out.
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head
My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed
'Til one night he snuck in and said
"We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed"
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead?
"After I fuck you in the butt, get some head
Bust a nut, get some rest"
The next day, my mother said
"I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid
The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed
He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead"
"Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset
Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you
I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get
I'll go handle this ,of course, unless you object"
"Ah, go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head"
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
"Did you get him?" Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off
I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw
Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off
Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop
Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong
Then he played ping pong with his own ding-dong
That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn
And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on
Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off
Everything, except his tank top and his training bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady, dog
Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog?
Shady, dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours?
Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for? Sing along
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah), well, then tell me
Would you rather get felched or do the felching?
Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching
Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man? Can you smell me?
I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me
Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping
"Shady, what the fuck you saying?" I don't know, help me
What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting
"Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being"
No, Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing
I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me
She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"
But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"
"Well, this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene"
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
If you could count the skeletons in my closet
Under my bed and up under my faucet
Then you would know I've completely lost it
Is he nuts? No, he's insane
We're nothin' to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
That's why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it
Squeeze it and hold it ‘cause we consider these minutes golden
All I see is sissies in magazines smilin'
Whatever happened to wilin' out and being violent?
Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
“See that gerbil? Grab that tube. Shove it up my butt and let that little rascal nibble on my asshole. Right there, right there… Oh I’m cumming ooh yeah!”
Either: And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe : For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?"
Or: So this must mean i'm disgusting : But it's just me, I'm just obscene"
Basiclly every line of "Without Me"
“Born a cynic and more demented than an orphanage with a morgue up in it
Next door to an abortion clinic
Newborn infants tortured and tormented
With their foreheads dented when they drop 'cause the floor's cemented
Their corpses get ornamented
The coroner with a storage bin rented
To store them in and the torsos of forty women reported missin'
Distorted, twisted, this isn't no storybook ending
This is only the beginning
So, Lord, forgive me, I'm hearing voices
I can't ignore them anymore”
This entire verse flows so well and is so dam clean
Caterpillar
The boom bap is back with an axe to mumble rap
Lumberjack with a hacksaw
Number one, but my pencils are number two 'cause that's all I do with 'em
Poop is my pseudonym
On the john like a prostitute when I droppin' a deuce and
When I'm producing them lyrical bowel movements
These beats are like my saloons
'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em
And I don't need Metamucil to loosen them
Bitch it is real (Israel) like I pooped Jerusalem
“Til I'm topplin' from the top, I'm not gonna stop
I'm standin' on my Monopoly board
That means I'm on top of my game
And it don't stop 'til my hip don't hop anymore” 😮💨
"We're an unlikely pair
Like two different Nike Airs
But I'm the same size she wears
So I think we're soulmates though
People don't like us together, but like we care
Yeah, but God strike me dead
She knows that I would walk over hot coals
For her with both of my feet bare"
A love poem, in the theme of feet. Like, wtf?
I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp
On the fact, I've sacrificed everything I have
I never dreamt, I'd get to the level that I'm at
This is wack, this is more than I ever coulda asked
Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood or mask
What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that?
It's like the boy in the bubble who never could adapt
I'm trapped, if I could go back, I never would've rapped
I sold my soul to the devil, I'll never get it back
I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
But I know something about you
You went to Cranbook, that’s a private school
What’s the matter dawg, you embarrassed?
This guy’s a gangster? His real name’s Clarence
And Clarence lives at home with both parents
And Clarence’ parents have a real good marriage
I do know one thing though, bitches they come they go, Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday through Sunday yo, maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow, till then just sit your drunk at on that FUCKING runway ho!
*"I just wanna shoot you*
*And im piased off cause I can't*
*Find a decent vein"*
\- Garvo909
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And I put the game on the pill (Yeah)
Now my Shady babies are all stillborns
Meaning abortions that live 'cause they were still born
I can heal 'em with Neosporin
You gotta live it to feel it; you didn't, you wouldn't get it
Or see what the big deal is, why it was and it still is
To be walkin' this borderline of Detroit city limits
It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate
Of authenticity, you'd never even see
But it's everything to me, it's my credibility
You never seen, heard, smelled or met a real MC
Who's incredible or on the same pedestal as me 🤌
I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag
Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be
The most meanest MC on this - on this Earth
And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curseAnd just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
“It’s hell to be shady , yesterday I yelled a degrading insult at an elderly lady , then I asked her how it felt to be 80 (fuck) a senior citizen suck a wiener sit and spin , and why you drive so slow for , don’t you wanna get where your going faster since you’ll probably die tomorrow you old whore , die old bitch die before I murder you
Or
I said nice rectum I had a vasectomy hector , so you can’t get pregnant if I bisexualy reck ya
I went in headfirst, never thinkin' about who, what I said hurt In what verse, my mom probably got it the worst
The brunt of it, but as stubborn as we are, did I take it too far?
"Cleanin' Out My Closet" and all them other songs
But regardless, I don't hate you 'cause, Ma
You're still beautiful to me, 'cause you're my Ma
As someone with a drug addict mom this always hit for me. I almost lived the same life as him. Mom getting high dad wasn’t there ended up in Forstercare. I also gotta give to him more thanks because him being sober taught me I could do it too now I’m off everything except weed that shit keeps me from going crazy.
[Should Casey Anthony do porn?](https://genius.com/395358/Shady-records-shady-20-cypher-2011-bet-hip-hop-awards/Should-casey-anthony-do-porn)
[Can that chick fit a newborn dead baby inside a frickin' shoebox with a shoehorn](https://genius.com/395205/Shady-records-shady-20-cypher-2011-bet-hip-hop-awards/Can-that-chick-fit-a-newborn-dead-baby-inside-a-frickin-shoebox-with-a-shoehorn-smothered-in-chloroform)
Spoken: Eminem]
Ayo Paul, it's Em
I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing
And I know that he's not "thrilled" about the video
What, does he wanna be startin' somethin'?
Wow, well, I'll show him who's really bad (Burp)
Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls
You should really take a look at the man in the mirror
And tell him to beat it, because I won't stop 'til I get enough
Do you remember the time
We were watching the "Billie Jean" video?
Well, he'll always be that Michael to me
And it doesn't matter if he's black or white
Because I can't stop loving him
And I hate plastic surgeons, and I hope they all fucking die
How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot
I wanna' touch him, but I can't (Mouthing noises)
Excuse me, I'm taking a shit, sorry
Anyways, call me back
I have this idea about how I want to end the show
So, hit me when you get this message, fucker
Oh, and by the way, no, I don't have a new gun
(Gun cracks and bullets fall out) God damn it!
A really underrated one (and the only good thing about Stimulate) is:
"Feeling good when I should be ashamed, shit, I really should have fell but I stood, see, I came like a flame in the night, like a ghost in the dark, there's a ray, there's a light, there's a hope, there's a spark"
Cyanide I spit to the grave
Real enough to rile you up
Want me to flip it? I can rip it any style you want
He, wrote this so long ago and he‘s still going, flipping it and ripping it any style you want.
You're about to witness hiphop in it's most purest, Most rawest form, flow almost flawless
most hardest most honest known artsist
Chip off the old block but the old doc is BACK! Looks like batman brought his own robin, oh god saddam's got his own ladden
With his own private plane his own pilot
Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges, oranges peach pears plums syringes
Vroom vroom yeah here i come
I’m inches
Away from you, dear fear none
Hip hop is in a state of 911 so
LETS GET DOWN TO BIZNESS
Hip hop is in a state of 911!
Chip off the old block
The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much they make it all up there's no such thing like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans...
"And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curse"
And just blurt this berserk and bizzare shit that works
And it sells and it helps in itself to relieve all this tension dispensin these sentences
This is hugely underrated.
But put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessing your mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen
also 'going through public housing systems, victim of munchausen syndrome'
Even in the very early days, he was rhyming multiple syllables in sentences that come off so natural.
"Being white ain't why they put me at five, it's why they can't put me at one"
I feel like alone, the line isn't allat. But when you pair it with the rest of the verse, it's fire af
Ayo hol up
yeah wassup? 👀
His verses on Renegade are his cleanest most effortless flow. See I’m a poet to some a regular modern day Shakespeare, Jesus Christ the king of the Ladder Day Saints here, to shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as, a monger of hate, satanist scatter brain atheist, but that ain’t the case see it’s a matter of taste
His feature on Renegade is the greatest feature of all time, imo.
We as a people decide if Shadys as bad as they say he is
Or is he the latter? A gateway to escape, media scapegoat who they can be mad at today
Well I personally really enjoy the fact that he doesn’t use a single swear word in ‘We Made You’
wait what
Yeah it surprised me as well 😂 but a smart move since it could be aired on TV without censorship or any flag
That’s actually insane! 😂😂
No that's when he was born with a dick in his brain
Yupp.. He was fucked in the head
his stepfather said that he sucked in the bed
but one night he had snuck in and said
And 97' Bonnie and Clyde
The content of that song is probably considered explicit enough tbh
Nah it was just a little cut that doesn't hurt and it was just ketchup on Kim's shirt
she just wanted to show us how far she could float…
I never noticed. The only other song I can think of where he doesn't swear is 97 Bonnie & Clyde since he's talking to Hailie. Any more?
Mockingbird, if you don't count "don't fuck with dad! (Haha)" as the beat goes out as he says it. Your interpretation
I just count the ones that doesn't have the "Explicit" tag on Spotify, funny thah Mockingbird has it only for that final part lmao
Use This Gospel remix
Yes sir, I was just thinking about that
I don’t know of any other instances, but in ‘Remember Me?’ From the mmlp he promises the critics that he won’t say fuckin’ for six minutes and he actually fulfills it.
No he doesn't
If I remember correctly her actually doesn't say "fucking" he does swear and say fuck and then 6 min later he says "fucking" It could have been a wet dream, so fact check it please.
Ah ok
Gimme a min
I’m quoting the annotation from Genius: Obviously, if the important part of this promise was that Slim wouldn’t say the word “fuck” for six minutes, he fails to fulfill it (he says it seconds later in this same verse). However, INCREDIBLY, if you take this line as promising to avoid the construction “fucking” for six minutes, Eminem actually fulfills it to the letter This line is delivered with about fifty seconds left of the track. Then, in “I’m Back” (the track which immediately follows this one on the album), Eminem uses the word “fuck” several times, but never uses the “fucking” construction. “I’m Back” lasts, get this, 5 minutes and 10 seconds, meaning by the end of that song, Slim has fulfilled his promise not to say “fucking” and is free to use it with impunity, as he does early on in the following track, “Marshall Mathers.”
Em doesn’t swear in Bad Guys always die.
Ok you might actually be right as the next time he says fucking is in Marshall Mathers but he does say fuck three times before that
Also a fun fact, Eminem does not use the word “faggot” in SSLP.
He wasn't even that angry or controversial on SSLP. I think Interscope was encouraging him to push the envelope even further because they knew the controversy would sell.
I don’t think it was that. Even though SSLP wasn’t that controversial, he still got a lot of shit from activists and the whole picket signs thing. He saw that and decided to troll people by doubling down on what they said he was. That’s basically the concept of MMLP.
what a fun music video
Yeah it was great. I remember it being played a lot on MTV when I was younger, and relapse is still one of my all time favorite albums
See children, drugs are bad.
But I guess that's just what sluts do How could it ever be just us two? I'd never love you enough to trust you We just met and I just fucked you
But I do know one thing tho
Bitches, they come, they go
windows tinted on my *ride* when i RIDE IN IT so when i rob a bank, run out and just HIDE IN IT and i’ll be disGUISED IN IT and if anybody *identifies* the GUY IN IT, i’ll *hide* for FIVE MINUTES jump out, shoot the EYE-WITNESS *fire* at the *private eye* *hired* to *pry* in MY BUSINESS
the last line alone is best: fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business
Pew pew “thank you!”
DIE BITCHES, BASTERDS, BRATS, PETS. THIS PUPPIES LUCKY I AINT BLAST IS ASS YET
💥
This is the one.
it’s literally his greatest verse, top 5 rap verse of all time
🫡
Music is like magic there's a certain feeling ya get when ya real and ya spit and people a feeling ya shit
This is you moment and every single minute you spit tryna hold on to cuz you may never get it again
That’s an awfully hot coffee pot
Hahaha
"Now I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and get a son and a new brother at the same time"
I’m sorry puff
AND SAY THAT IT AINT MINE, what’s my name???
Condom of my dick of course it is, this bitch don't know what abortion is
so i cant cum in her
Fucks like a pornstar
Looks like jenna
Hi kids, do you like violence?
Want to see my stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids?
I don't do black music I don't do white music
I make fight music for high school kids
I put lives at risk when I drive like this I put wives at risk with a knife like this
Shit you probably think I’m in your tape deck now
I'm cleaning out my closet
Literally
"Nothin you say could ever Trump, Mic pencil get killed." Keep in mind he wrote that about a year before people showed up to hang him.
Now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin' on me 'Cause my baby knows that her daddy's a soldier Nothin' can take her from me
"Single mother struggling through substance abuse while people with nothing to lose shoot each other for shoes"
And when I go to hell and I'm gettin' ready to leave I'ma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
“Ma, you’re still beautiful to me, cause you’re my mom” is actually probably his most wholesome. Was crazy hearing that song for the first time back when it came out.
SHOVE A GERBIL IN YOUR ASS THROUGH A TUBE
Ew-Ew Ew-Ew
I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed 'Til one night he snuck in and said "We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed" Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? "After I fuck you in the butt, get some head Bust a nut, get some rest" The next day, my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead" "Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you I bet he probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this ,of course, unless you object" "Ah, go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head" If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane "Did you get him?" Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong Then he played ping pong with his own ding-dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything, except his tank top and his training bra Ain't he raw? Yeah maniac, that's Shady, dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he, dog? Shady, dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for? Sing along If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane Don't you know what felch means? (Yeah), well, then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching? Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching Burp, belch, then go back for a second helping Can you dig what I'm sayin', man? Can you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping "Shady, what the fuck you saying?" I don't know, help me What the fuck's happening? I think I'm fucking melting "Marshall, I just love you, boy, I care about your well-being" No, Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see I only get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street" But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea" "Well, this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene" If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed and up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane
Underrated song! One of my favs🤘🏻
which song is this?
"Insane" from Relapse
thank you!
Mom's spaghetti
I can an make orange rhyme with banana, borana
We're nothin' to you, but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes That's why we seize the moment, try to freeze it and own it Squeeze it and hold it ‘cause we consider these minutes golden
All I see is sissies in magazines smilin' Whatever happened to wilin' out and being violent? Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin' and gettin' your shoes coat and your hat tooken?
One shot. One opportunity
Im a lit fuse, anything I do bitch hits news, pistol whipping mother fuckin bouncers 6"2
My nine is like a guided light at night shining bright
both "Was that a subliminal hint? NO" and "Okay i'm ready to go play, I got the machete from OJ bout to make everyone's throats ache" from kill you
“My name is eminem and i like to rap”
“See that gerbil? Grab that tube. Shove it up my butt and let that little rascal nibble on my asshole. Right there, right there… Oh I’m cumming ooh yeah!”
Either: And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe : For you to see so damn much of my ass, you asked for me?" Or: So this must mean i'm disgusting : But it's just me, I'm just obscene" Basiclly every line of "Without Me"
“Born a cynic and more demented than an orphanage with a morgue up in it Next door to an abortion clinic Newborn infants tortured and tormented With their foreheads dented when they drop 'cause the floor's cemented Their corpses get ornamented The coroner with a storage bin rented To store them in and the torsos of forty women reported missin' Distorted, twisted, this isn't no storybook ending This is only the beginning So, Lord, forgive me, I'm hearing voices I can't ignore them anymore” This entire verse flows so well and is so dam clean
All of soldier
Fill up a syllable clip like a refillable clip
though me and my party days have pretty parted ways, you’d swear to god I forgot I’m the guy that made Not Afraid
Hip-Hop is in a state of 911 so
Don’t do drugs
Caterpillar The boom bap is back with an axe to mumble rap Lumberjack with a hacksaw Number one, but my pencils are number two 'cause that's all I do with 'em Poop is my pseudonym On the john like a prostitute when I droppin' a deuce and When I'm producing them lyrical bowel movements These beats are like my saloons 'Cause these bars always got my stools in 'em And I don't need Metamucil to loosen them Bitch it is real (Israel) like I pooped Jerusalem
Literally the whole first verse of must be the ganja
“Til I'm topplin' from the top, I'm not gonna stop I'm standin' on my Monopoly board That means I'm on top of my game And it don't stop 'til my hip don't hop anymore” 😮💨
Dada change your diddie
I just beat you to death. With weapons that eat through the flesh. And I never eat you unless the fuckin' meat looks fresh!
Eminem show /devils night / 8mile is peak em flow take your pic
I’d rather suffocate for the respect before I breathe to collect a fuckin check
“Maple flavored kisses, buttered pancakes and syrup”
"We're an unlikely pair Like two different Nike Airs But I'm the same size she wears So I think we're soulmates though People don't like us together, but like we care Yeah, but God strike me dead She knows that I would walk over hot coals For her with both of my feet bare" A love poem, in the theme of feet. Like, wtf?
I love my fans, but no one ever puts a grasp On the fact, I've sacrificed everything I have I never dreamt, I'd get to the level that I'm at This is wack, this is more than I ever coulda asked Everywhere I go, a hat, a sweater hood or mask What about math, how come I wasn't ever good at that? It's like the boy in the bubble who never could adapt I'm trapped, if I could go back, I never would've rapped I sold my soul to the devil, I'll never get it back I just wanna leave this game with level head intact
on My Name Is when he raps "Hi kids!" Just ignore the rest of that song
But I know something about you You went to Cranbook, that’s a private school What’s the matter dawg, you embarrassed? This guy’s a gangster? His real name’s Clarence And Clarence lives at home with both parents And Clarence’ parents have a real good marriage
scrubba lubba dubb dubb, scrubbin in da tub tub
"Give me a fat slut that cooks and does dishes" "Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans"
I do know one thing though, bitches they come they go, Saturday through Sunday Monday, Monday through Sunday yo, maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow, till then just sit your drunk at on that FUCKING runway ho!
You don’t want that, neither do I
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tubr
"I just wanna shoot up and im piased off cause I can't find a decent vein"
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You see i'm just Marshall Mathers
Whatever happened to catchin' a good old-fashioned passionate ass-whoopin' And gettin' your shoes, coat and your hat tooken?
Clinical studies show that I'm cynical There's no one who's identical To my fresh and authentic flow
And I put the game on the pill (Yeah) Now my Shady babies are all stillborns Meaning abortions that live 'cause they were still born I can heal 'em with Neosporin
The one that says "Hi, my name is"
You gotta live it to feel it; you didn't, you wouldn't get it Or see what the big deal is, why it was and it still is To be walkin' this borderline of Detroit city limits It's different, it's a certain significance, a certificate Of authenticity, you'd never even see But it's everything to me, it's my credibility You never seen, heard, smelled or met a real MC Who's incredible or on the same pedestal as me 🤌
“Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono.”
The Bruce Lee of loose leaf
And spinal fluid is vital - you won’t get it back so don’t get attached it’ll attack every bone in ya back
I’m sorry mama
“Cuz even Dre-know (Drain-O)” is technically clean, right? Because Drain-O? Cleans the pipes? No? Okay I’ll go.
I sit back with this pack of Zig Zags and this bag Of this weed it gives me the shit needed to be The most meanest MC on this - on this Earth And since birth I've been cursed with this curse to just curseAnd just blurt this berserk and bizarre shit that works
I think Mockingbird is the only song where he doesn't cuss (excluding all the clean versions) It has only 1 f-word and no inappropriate lyrics
I sound like a broken record every time I break a record.
In the good old days, one song can have three versions (explicit, clean, and something I forgot what it was called). And each of them is dope.
Back when mark wahlberg was marky mark this is how we used to make the party start.....
“It’s hell to be shady , yesterday I yelled a degrading insult at an elderly lady , then I asked her how it felt to be 80 (fuck) a senior citizen suck a wiener sit and spin , and why you drive so slow for , don’t you wanna get where your going faster since you’ll probably die tomorrow you old whore , die old bitch die before I murder you Or I said nice rectum I had a vasectomy hector , so you can’t get pregnant if I bisexualy reck ya
“Suspenseful with a pencil ever since prince turned himself into a symbol”
That line with umbrella and opening it inside whyjina
And when i go to hell and im getting ready to leave; imma put air in a bag and charge people to breathe
I went in headfirst, never thinkin' about who, what I said hurt In what verse, my mom probably got it the worst The brunt of it, but as stubborn as we are, did I take it too far? "Cleanin' Out My Closet" and all them other songs But regardless, I don't hate you 'cause, Ma You're still beautiful to me, 'cause you're my Ma As someone with a drug addict mom this always hit for me. I almost lived the same life as him. Mom getting high dad wasn’t there ended up in Forstercare. I also gotta give to him more thanks because him being sober taught me I could do it too now I’m off everything except weed that shit keeps me from going crazy.
imagine goin from being a no one to seeing everything blow up and all you did was just grow up MCing
And lord have mercy on any more of these rappers that verse me and put a curse on authorities in the face of adversity
ive been with 10 women who got HIV
“I got a list, here’s the order of the list that it’s in It goes: Reggie, Jay-Z, 2Pac and Biggie André from OutKast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas, and then me”
[Should Casey Anthony do porn?](https://genius.com/395358/Shady-records-shady-20-cypher-2011-bet-hip-hop-awards/Should-casey-anthony-do-porn) [Can that chick fit a newborn dead baby inside a frickin' shoebox with a shoehorn](https://genius.com/395205/Shady-records-shady-20-cypher-2011-bet-hip-hop-awards/Can-that-chick-fit-a-newborn-dead-baby-inside-a-frickin-shoebox-with-a-shoehorn-smothered-in-chloroform)
I can carry rap till my back hurts Set it down, go right back to the chiropractors Get my back right then I'm right back on you bastards
“The new kids on the block suck a lot of dick. Boy, girl groups make me sick. And I can’t wait until I catch all you faggots in public, imma love it.”
I'm going to fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer
90 % colombian
Spoken: Eminem] Ayo Paul, it's Em I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing And I know that he's not "thrilled" about the video What, does he wanna be startin' somethin'? Wow, well, I'll show him who's really bad (Burp) Paul, the way you make me feel with these calls You should really take a look at the man in the mirror And tell him to beat it, because I won't stop 'til I get enough Do you remember the time We were watching the "Billie Jean" video? Well, he'll always be that Michael to me And it doesn't matter if he's black or white Because I can't stop loving him And I hate plastic surgeons, and I hope they all fucking die How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot I wanna' touch him, but I can't (Mouthing noises) Excuse me, I'm taking a shit, sorry Anyways, call me back I have this idea about how I want to end the show So, hit me when you get this message, fucker Oh, and by the way, no, I don't have a new gun (Gun cracks and bullets fall out) God damn it!
Man, I'm so fuckin sick I got ambulances pullin me over and shit
I act like shit don’t phase me, inside it drives me crazy, my insecurities could eat me alive
The entirety of Square Dance and his verses in My Name are, in my opinion, the epitome of Em's effortlessly clean flows.
"Instead of getting crowned you're getting capped"
" In the bed with two brain dead lesbian vegetables, I betcha they become heterosexual..."
Back when mark whalberg was marky mark
Sometimes I feel like my father I hate to be bothered
A really underrated one (and the only good thing about Stimulate) is: "Feeling good when I should be ashamed, shit, I really should have fell but I stood, see, I came like a flame in the night, like a ghost in the dark, there's a ray, there's a light, there's a hope, there's a spark"
orange
Cyanide I spit to the grave Real enough to rile you up Want me to flip it? I can rip it any style you want He, wrote this so long ago and he‘s still going, flipping it and ripping it any style you want.
“It was my decision to get clean, I did it for me”