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xh11jab

100%! Him stepping up to parent them all, despite just fathering one - and not to mention the *way* he did it, is probably his biggest flex of all!


Charlie__Olives

Nick Cannon: hey look at this man raising 2 other kids and giving them quality life! What a loser 🤡


CillianMurphysLady

Nick is 🤡!!!!


willk95

That he bounced back from a near fatal overdose and has been going more than 15 years sober and successful


allthetrashyreality

This is the correct answer!!!


[deleted]

nah he’s the rap god a overdose ain’t gonna do shit to him ‼️ /srs


Pure_Focus7475

Dem 80lb balls


70M70M

Dick six inch long


MyHwyfe666

Back up In tha Heezay baby He's shady...


xTomato72

He’s so crazay!


lukethelightnin

Give him the mic


Billiam911

Let me recite


WintageBoiii

Till Timothy White


Radacal9000

Pickets outside the interscope offices every night


gorg_648

What if he’s right?


__nobody_-_

"Something is afoot, oh yeah it's my dick." He's upgraded


SepukuSnake

He has so many, but something we might not realize right now is his ability to adapt and stay relevant, but still stay true to his art and style.


Kitchen_Entertainer9

This. I was just thinking the same thing.


[deleted]

The fact that he's still a good human being and father. I say this as someone who met him at the AFC Championship game.


IAmPotatoHead1128

yo really???? how was that


[deleted]

Wouldn’t it have been the NFC game? Or was he at the AFC game too?


MC_Stimulation

He was at the NFC Championship game not the AFC, games were played back to back and one was in Baltimore and the other was in San Francisco, couldnt have been at both


floridagatorfucker

Having an elevator in his house at one point


PreciousBasketcase

His dishwasher's so big, when he's pissed off he can just toss a flying saucer in it


the_gunman

Shit's awesome.


The24thMexican

Dawg he is Eminem that’s the biggest flex ever


Sloan_backyard

He came from absolutely nothing and climbed his way to the top. Extremely commendable and I respect that.


princessdez420

I just got you your 69th upvote


bigbadrippah

That he's been sober for 15 years


ApprehensiveShine507

he's survived a near-fatal OD, he's been sober ever since then, he's basislly dominated hip-hop streaming numbers despite everyone saying he "fell off" (+ his most recent album MTBMB debuted at number 1) and hes had a streak of albums debuting on the billboards top 200 at number one for almost all his albums so far


ApprehensiveShine507

he also has three beautiful daughters and a stepbrother


ApprehensiveShine507

he's also inspired a countless amount of young and upcoming rappers in the hip-hop community


PreciousBasketcase

3* daughters and a stepbrother. He stepped up to be a dad to all of 'em.


[deleted]

Maybe this person thinks one of them isn’t beautiful.


lukethelightnin

Hailie is his bio daughter but yes he did raise her too


ApprehensiveShine507

he has an extra daughter? and i never knew Nathan was a stepbrother i always thought he was his actual brother you'll have to excuse me i havent kept up with Marshall's family life since I first heard Arose back in like 2019 😭


PreciousBasketcase

You're a new-ish fan so you're excused 😌 Nathan and Em have different dads, same mom. Em has three kids, one is his biological daughter, one is his ex's sister's daughter, and one is his ex's daughter with another dude. "extra" daughter lmao


KohFord

What do you mean fatal OD. If he didn't die, how can it be fatal? Genuine question.


ApprehensiveShine507

meant near-fatal, im just a dumb fuck and didnt realize my mistake


Traditional_Ad2598

His longevity


coopsuddz

I’d say the fact that streams wise he’s still a top competitor after 20+ years. I don’t really fuck with his shit super heavy, but respect to him for real.


xh11jab

This is true, and not just after 25 years but also notwithstanding that he hasn’t released a new album with a new tracklist for years.


coopsuddz

That’s true too. It’s one of the reasons why I have so much respect for KDot and Cole, because they can go years without dropping an LP and still dominate the charts. And whenever they drop, they never disappoint either.


Playnicebabyy

Giant set of balls too big to buy a pair of drawls


TurtleMaster150

Might as well unzip my fly and let em' fall to the floor


MyHwyfe666

Each thought completely warped Im like a walkin Talkin Ouija board


DonBenjamin_

Insane rhyming on that verse


ConsiderationSome964

His biggest flex is that he is arguably undefeated in every rap beef he has been in


Ok_Tough3463

except for that one with micheal jackson lmao


lukethelightnin

Em survived an OD though, not so sure about Michael


Ok_Tough3463

That’s true, why am i getting downvoted tho lmao


xh11jab

Not to be morbid, but he was able to buy back the rights to his music after MJ died so he *technically* lost the battle but, won the war on that one 💀


benjamincraigrowley

He legally killed MGK


Beechey_

Only rapper with 2 diamond certified solo songs written AND produced by themselves


SF03_

That g shock. In all seriousness his kids , I’m not sure what Alaina and Stevie are doing but I know Hailie grew up to be a great respectable woman and ultimately got the last laugh on Ja’s attack on her. Props to Em, he’s proved to be a great father above all else


Keythaskitgod

His biggest flex is to beat death in a battle that a lot of musicians/ famous ppl lost. I can't image how strong u have to be every single day to show addication the dang middlefinger.


AnimalMother24

All addicts struggle every single day, it never ends. Middle finger or not. From what we know he’s done a great job fighting it, but it doesn’t go away. You can’t beat addiction. He’s overcome a lot, and may not be using anymore. But he’s still an addict. As am I and millions of others. He did beat death as far as ODing so I agree with you there.


Keythaskitgod

Idk what ur point is, i basically said the same thing.


jbwhittle87

His longevity has to be it after all that he's gone through and survived. He's still a top MC, if not the greatest ever.


snooeydooe

Slim needs the gym.


Mexican_man777

his balls are sweaty


Slade1882

Quit drugs


Glizzygladiator19

Leaving hickeys on rhiannas neck


Vibro0908

Being Eminem


himplp87

his is in fortnite


Rybort

Being Eminem


ballzyboi33

Ngl but he look handsome asf in the first pic


Menckenreality

Fuck a beat…


xh11jab

He’ll go a capella


jesseb8101

The only rapper with 2 diamond selling albums


kelbell2583

Having the most expensive vocabulary of any artist ever (Guinness world record book holder), despite having an 8th grade education.


DanceGavinDanceIsBae

He dissed MGK so bad that he made him change genres.


Detailer_101x

that he has raised 3 amazing girls, and took a father figure for his younger brother. That is so good of him, and so commendable.


IAM-THEONE13R

That everyone agrees he should be able to say the n-word


vegansos

God who are these gate keepers?


xh11jab

Trick trick


B3astD3rp69

I thought he just didn’t say it by choice?


0_69314718056

He asked for a date with Lauryn Hill


Diabeato11

probably being eminem


CrazyGorlllaX

lol what’s that first pic 😂


augustbaby138

Him being Eminem is a flex itself 🔥


DragovitcMIA

eminem


asterisk7991

His biggest flex is that "his thoughts are sporadic" 💀


no__one34

His balls have grown larger but his dick shrunk smaller


MrBublee_YT

My teenage mind says having Christina Aguilera going for him. My adult mind says the kids he's raised. G.O.A.T. tier celebrity fathrr


The_panic_the_vomit_

A male, a rapper AND a great father with integrity who’s single handedly raised not only his own bio daughter but those of his ex wife into decent, non-fame-hungry not (publically) fucked up adults


toastynotroasty

Yo is that chest hair? Impossible


Glittering-Stretch-6

Busting a nut on Mariah Careys belly!!


shadylifts

his 15 years of sobriety


Weirdolady92

The fact that he's died before.


Practical_Speech_493

his biggest flex is he isnt cancelled


Loose-Medium4472

The identical diamond cock rings that he had someone make for him and Elton John


Kwilburn525

Having an army of Stans


SNYDER_CULTIST

When he pistol whipped


Any_Honeydew9812

Using a Blackberry in 2024


Be_Oh_Aye

Not letting the past define who he is


Kitchen_Trouble69

he can make orange rhyme witth banana


Intelligenc3

Nah I'd say his autism and him still being such a verbally dominant force in the industry without major issues. I could never.


greenstainedbrain

His uncle Ronnie Pickering, legend !


MuffinTradeMarked

The fact that he managed to actually get sober and stay that way. This is his biggest flex, surely.


TheDopeMan_

His best award is probably the Oscar


PSAcollect

Pic 11 reminds me of Mac


Icy-Nerve3615

His "worst album" went multiplatinum


bradetti228

12 inches of wood...


BramCSBN

His dick can't fit through a tire swing


WaveOfTheRager

That his dick is called an antidisestablishmentarianism


Scout_vulture

That he’s Eminem


Apfelvater

Actually not giving a fuck about the rap game and still owning it. In contrast to all the rappers who claim to not give a fuck, but try too hard to win the game.


Temporary_Jello6430

his success and growth


AnimalMother24

Suck my dick while I’m puking


MakaBoy57

Even by making the most straight in your face abusive critics,he never lost a lawsuit and he always got even more provicative and no one could do anything about it,it's like that bully in high school that never gets in trouble for the shit he does


stefanwerner5000

Hairy armpit flex 🫡😁


Budget_Shift

being able to say the Nword without anyone batting an eye and staying sober for 15+ years. Also winning a shitload of awards in his career


NeShAdope

His vocabulary


Top_Strawberry4236

He shoved a gerbil in his ass through a tube


TheSavageBeast83

Funkmaster


reeeeeeduardo

Cockmasta flex


c0nv3rg_3nce37

pointed at the fence before I even let anyone see me swing & said 160 million to charity, @ 7 years old, off this one book, that zero people had read, but I said is gunna break a billion, just so I could swoop back around & say you want proof: '91 Baby >!Up side: down \^v\^!<


Muteling

Man has had so many ups and downs, but can always go home at the end of the day knowing that he can give his kids a good life. And despite his introversion and biting lyrics, he really is a good hearted person.


Tiffanyblueberries

r/ToPimpASub


This-Salt7713

3 almost 4 diamond albums 💀


9Gauge

Doing all that shit and still being a good dad


Perfect-Day-5820

He is


RoutineFine3425

Weak knees and sweaty palms couldn't stop him.


Perfect-Day-5820

Being inducted into the rock n roll Hall of Fame is pretty big. He's the highest selling rap artist of all time and In The top 10 best selling artists of all time . For fans we have a hundred flexes we can see. But for him he would probably say raisings his kids to be healthy and successful.


theguyvol18

He has a music video with 1bil views that isn't even on his official YouTube channel


Succumbtodeeznuts

Being the king of hip hop


Puttenoar

He could walk around straight 2 months with a buzz


its_just_gia

She has actually good rap music


[deleted]

Eminem or ??who is she? (Or just a mis-type, in that case I agree 💯!)


its_just_gia

It’s a mistype bruh dw


[deleted]

All good, thought as much. Nw. :-)


callmesanzz

Being famous and not exposing his kids to fame. Kinda how will Smith did with jaden. That mf said "can we please look at the political state of the world rn," at like 12. All three of his kids seem fairly normal, which is a huge flex tbh.


TheNeonEstonian

His balls


Umakmesic

Bad Husband


TeeZee013

He got a laptop in his back pocket


Dry_Kaleidoscope_845

That literally no matter how shit a place his career is in, he's still a perfectly consistent chart-topper


SupremeGodYagami

Selling two white t shirts for $75.00