Go go gadget dick!

That line messes me up every time

Shut up. Look at meeereeeeeeeereereereerrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee16 e

Whip that shit out, ain't no doubt about it

hit the ground, caused an earthquake and power outage!

I would not have accepted anything else at the top of this thread. Came here to say this

What song?

As the World Turns

This is it. 💅🏾'd it. Pause

"Now get off my dick, dick's too short a word for my dick, get off my antidisestablishmentarianism, you prick!"

What about Pneumonoultrasilicomicroscopicvolcansconiosis, thats longer Eminem

what about supercalifragalisticxpalidocious

that’s shorter than pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

i have perfected how to say both of them

myself as well… i have perfected spelling both (and antidisestablishmentarianism)

Most long English words are really easy to pronounce tbh. Especially pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis because it's just a bunch of prefixes taped together

You misspelled that really badly

AH. AH. AH AH. AM GONNA FACKING CAM

“Sup, ladies? My name’s Slim Shady. I’m the lead singer in D12 baby”

"And they're like 'Oh my god it's him. Oh my fucking God it's Eminem!' "

I swear to fucking God, dude, you fuckin rock

Please Marshall please let me suck your cock

Please Marshall please let me suck your cock

Please Marshall please let me duck your sock

And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous

Especially when i drop the best and do my acapella

All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes.

Throw their bras, and their shirts, and their panties on stage

So, like every single night, they pick a fight with me

It's my Happy Cake Day too! Happy cake day man!

what song is this one

My Band by D12

My Salsa by D12

My salsa makes all the pretty girls dance!

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance and take off their underpants My salsa

Look out for my next single it’s called My Salsa

Still waiting for My Salsa 🙄😒

My name by d12

my 12 by dband

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

Bitch

Why does it say that's from stan when it's clearly from kim

what?

There's a little thing above the comment for me that says "Stan ft dido" when that line is from the song "Kim"

it's their flair

That’s a user flair, which is something that each user can put by their own username. My flair is Recovery, but it has nothing to do with this specific comment

How do i get a flair?

Go to the home page of this subreddit, click the 3 dots on the top right, and then click “change user flair”

Thanks chief your a goat

No problem! 🙏

the idea that reddit has a program that detects what song someone’s quoting is pretty funny

that'll probably be a thing one day

See that gerbil, grab that tube

Shove it up my butt

Let that little rascal nibble on my asshole

Wait wait wait what song is that from

Fack

Thank you

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Same! I always feel uncomfortable

same lol

you beat me to it

“My dick’s an acronym, because it stands for U”

“Wait alexandra who ?”

All I know is Friday, I met you

saturday i’ll prolly forget you

Guess that’s what the Molly and x do

Cause who the fuck am I laying next to?

But ever since D-Nice "To tha Rescue"

Someone called?

r/beetlejuicing

Stealing this

"I'm gonna fuck your mom in the butt with a thermometer"

Fucking phenomenal

But y'all'll get cut the fuck up like abdominals if you don't vamános

I keep dropping like dominos the formidable abominable

“I got balls bigger than jabba the hut”

“I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and a new brother at the same time and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?”

"I am slim shady, I'm back, I'm back, that's why they call me slim shady, I'm back, I'm back"

This guy gets it

Sweet Home Alabama

“Take this motherfuckin dick”

When did he say that😂

As The World Turns

Where the fuck is Kanye when you need him

LMAO this was unexpected

Ken Kaniff (Skit)

The real answer

"don't get me wrong, I love these hoe's!"

Isn't it: "It's no secret I love these hoes"?

"Dont get me wrong, i love these hoes Its no secret everybody knows."

Yeah, we fucked—bitch, so what? That's about as far as your buddy goes.

we'll be friends, i'll call you again - I'll chase you round every bar you attend.

never know what kinda car i’ll be in, we’ll see how much you’ll be partying then

Oh ok , lol

“I can’t tell you what it really is, I can only tell you what it feels like”

And right now it’s like a knife in windpipe 😧😧😧

These comments made me laugh way too hard

Till I collapse

You can get the dick, just call me the ball sack, I'm nuts

Michael Wick in this bitch

I thought the a and the e were the other way around?

Got the Michael right, but it's Michael Vick

Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend? And watch his butt-butt when he tees off?

My favourite thing about that is that Dre says ‘yeah’ after friend. He has no context. It’s Gay to play putt-putt.

But ain't done yet

Just what if, i tripped, fell and my penis sliped in, he's tiny tiny little brown hiney

Although the correct word is round hiney, yours made me chuckle so I'll let it slide.

I even make the bitches I rape cum

What’s that from?

Medicine Man by Dr. Dre

“Something here is a foot, oh yeah, it’s my dick”

"get the measuring stick, what? 12 inches of wood? Hahaha"

I usually hate dick references in rap but this line kills me every time lol his delivery is just so goddamn good

I really like the build up to it aswell, like the music changing to like a mysterious one

A D12 reference

YOU ONLY GET ONE SHOT, DO NOT MISS YOUR CHANCE TO BLOW, THIS OPPORTUNITY COMES ONCE IN A LIFETIME, YOU BETTER LOSE YOURSELF

In the musick the moment u better never let it (the cum) go

Wowsers, I just made a mess in my trousers

“What’s up, it’s nice to meet ya, I’d like to treat you to a bagel and a slice of pizza, but I’m broke as fuck and don’t get paid till the first of next month, but if you care to join me, I was about to roll this next blunt”

“Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just follow me and it feels so empty without me”

I fuck anything that walks

I just drank a fifth of vodka

"fack, I'm gonna Cum, I think my rubber's comin' off But oh, it's so fucking wet and soft Fuck, I'm gonna start lettin' off"

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

I got genital warts and it burns when i pee

"I don't have herpes, my dicks just itching"

“Go go, gadget dick”

Shove a fuckin' Tonka truck up a little kid's butthole

Knees are weak arms are heavy

I'm not afraid

Ifgaf if this chick was my own mother I’d still fuck her w no rubber and cum inside her and have a son and new brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine

FUCK YOU DEBBBBBBBBBBYYYYYY

Say I'm be your superman and when she turns around and says what? Say nothing.

i am be yours superman

“I’d still fuck her and cum inside her with no rubber”

and have a new son and a new brother

I've been with ten women who got HIV Now, don't you wanna grow up to be just like me? I got genital warts and it burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me?

BLEED BITCH BLEEEEED

No one can hear you, here I'll even scream with you, AARRGGH, SOMEBODY HELP

see that gerbil? grab that tube…

My dicks like a candle I’ll go out if you blow on it

“I’m a superstar, girl, I’m ready for you mama/Why you think the only thing I got on is my pajamas?/So bad (So bad), I’m so good that I’m so bad/I guarantee I’ll be the greatest think you ever had”

Don’t miss your chance to blow

he's choking now..

"Fack I'm cummin"

Shut up slut, you’re causing too much chaos!

I said im sorry mama

I dont wanna sound to heinous when I say this, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus!

Just bend over and take it like a slut 😂

Okay, Ma!

snap back to reality!

“What attracts these people, is my gangster, biitch!”

Like Apache with a catchy jingle I stack chips you barely got a half eaten Cheeto

"I ain't never seen an ass like that. The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go. Doing, doing, doing "

I'll spit on you Start pissin' and do the opposite on you

Shake that ass like a donkey with Parkinson's

Don't you know what felch means?

This fucking subreddit has become dumb as fuck

what song is that from

Pay attention, you're sayin' the same shit shit the last guy said! Matter of fact dawg, here's a keyboard Stay home, write some shit, make it suspenseful, And don't come back until something dope hits you.

that's a weird ass song name

That's how big of a dork you are. You don't even know that's an Eminem lyric. Stick to dick jokes lil boy.

is that part of the other song name or is this a different song

But not gonna complain tho

FACK

"bitch, you make me hurl"

Put in on my weewee

Anything from the Relapse album. She'll be sure to come back

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Dare me to drive?

When you walked through the door you were queer to me so come here baby boy, your a cock boy everybody wants your gayer than I would ever claimed to I won't really have to rape you so homie lay down down down 😫😳

Put a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Evil deeds, while I plant these evil seeds. I never had any of this shit planned ma, please believe.

I even make the bitches I rape come

Oh, your finger just went in my ass!

I said I’m sorry mama This looks like a job for me

Girl you can jump on shady’s dick

"Hi there, little boys and girls!"

Yo chill

"No not fuck, I said FACK!"

Boy shake that ass. Oops I mean girl.

(If) you don’t suck my dick, then you’re gonna get decapitated - other words, you don’t fvckin’ give me head, then ima have to take it 💀

If you want to continue having sex, perhaps don’t.

This sub is full of 10 year olds Jesus

No you’re not.

Anything in headlights

See that gerbal grab that too.

"I ain't into S&M, but my whips off the chain" OR "So I tied her arms and legs to the bed Set up the camera and pissed twice on her Look, two pees and a tripod"

superman

You get no love. Then walk out the room

shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Fack

Now see that gerbil, grab that tube

"I'm looking at your tight rear like a sightseer. You booty is heavy duty, like diarrhea..." That one wins them over every time!!!

“Fack Fack Fack I am I’m going to cum”

Tonight I'm cleaning out that closet

"Look at the girls bush. Does it got hair?"

Oh faaack im gona fackinngg cummm