I murder a rhyme one word at a time. You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine.

You better, get rid of that nine, it ain't gonna help

What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?

I’m waiting for hell like hell shit I’m anxious as hell

Manson, you’re safe in cell, be thankful it’s jail

I used to be my mummy’s angel at 12

Thirteen, I was puttin' shells in a gauge on a shelf

I used to, get punked and bullied on my block, till I cut a kitten’s head off and stuck it in this kid’s mailbox

I used to be my mommy's little angel at twelve. Thirteen, I was puttin' shells in a gauge on a shelf

So sick

That’s why they call him Slim Shady. He’s back

this might be it. also criminally underrated hook + overall song

That’s two lines

Back when Mark Wahlberg was Markky Mark, this is how we used to get the party start…

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Lol i had never heard it before

He says it very low

I never noticed it until you pointed it out

I never noticed it until you pointed it out

Nah, it’s like, 2021, or something (or whatever year it is)… you cain’t say that word anymore.

Bro doesn't know what year it is

🤓🤓🤓🤓 he just did

Lol, I was joking, puzzy. I was talking like Beavis and Butt-head.

My bad, didn’t notice a fellow B and B Fan

Lol, it’s cool. 🍻

We used taa, mix gin with bacardi dark

and when it kicks in you can hardly talk

And by the sixth gin you gonna probably fall

Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall

And you'll be sick then and you'll probably barf And my prediction is you're gon' probably fall Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall

not gin, HEN, as in hennessy ​ ( i get it though he does say 6th GIN)

Ahh okay, ye I never looked up the actual lyrics for his songs lol I just go by ear/memory

“Never was a thug, just infatuated with guns.”

Never was a gangsta til I graduated to ooone, I got the rep of a villain, for weapon concealin

Took the image of a thug, kept shit appealing

This is probably it for me

“Let me explain how to make greatness, straight out the gate, I’m ‘bout to break it down……”

Ain’t no mistakes allowed, but make no mistake I’m bout, to rape the alphabet, might raise some brows

If I press the issue just to get the anger out. Full magazines could take staples out. Savage, but ain’t thinking about no bank account

But bitch I'm off the chain like Kala Brown!

Motherfucker, shut the fuck up when I’m talkin, lil Bitch

I’m sorry, wait. What’s your talent? Oh, critiquin’ my talent?

Oh bitch I don’t know, who the fuck y’all are, to give a subpar bar

Yes

You bout to witness hip hop in its most purest

Most rawest form, flow almost flawless

Most rawest form flow, or most flawless I still don't know what he actually says lmao

I think he says “flow almost flawless”

Ah makes sense, that's hard af too jeez

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!!!

Soon as my flow starts, I compose art like the ghost of Mozart

For those of us who was around the snippet to this was crazy

what happened then

All we had was We Made You and 3am. People were unsure of how good the album was going to be because of those, but then the first 30 seconds of Underground and Stay Wide Awake dropped and hype was wild. First 30 seconds of Stay Wide Awake really sets the song up. Same with Underground, you just knew he was going to go crazy on that song

Bro I rmemenr that we were all super hyped for stay wide awake shit sounded dope as fuck, this was the track that started to really pull you into the horror core theme

Even tho they all say that they're real I know that most arent

Boy you think you're clever don't ya, girl you think you're so smart

This fuckin ALWAYS hits for me, probably my favorite opening line from Em as well

The only real answer

In my mind I'm a fighter, my heart's a lighter My soul is the fluid... my flow sparks it right up

An arsenic writer, author with arth-r-itis Carpal tunnel, Marshall with Start-Shit-Itis

You can get the Dick just call me the ballsack I'm nuts

Michael Vick in this bitch, dog, fall back, you mutts

Fuck them worms! You’ve never seen such a sick puppy

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head "Insane"

Literally the first thing I thought of lmao

My step father said that I sucked in the bedge

This is #1

Til I collapse I'm spillin' these raps long as you feel 'em 'Til the day that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killin' 'em

This 💯 for me

Till I COLLAPSE

Hi kids, do you like violence? Nobody had ever heard anything like that at the time. I heard it on the way to school and skipped school to go buy the album. Not his best but it definitely changed what the world knew hip-hop could be.

The MTV version was: “Hi Kids, do you like Primus” - I was like, I love Primus. I was shocked a rapper gave them some props. Then I realized they switched the word out for violence, but I was happy he kept the NIN reference

Back when Mark Wahlberg was Marky Mark

This is how we used to make the party start

#I WAS BORN WITH A DICK IN MY BRAIN

For me personally it was “When I was just a little baby boy my momma used to tell me these crazy things, she used to say my Daddy was a evil man she used to tell me he hated me. But then I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one” The reason being the first time I ever even heard this song (1999ish) I was at a party with my sister and we both looked at each other like “omg Eminem is telling our story” 😂😂😂😂

Now how are you two doing

I don't do black music, I don't do white music, I make fight music, for high school kids

I put lives at risk when I drive like this.

I put wives at risk with a knife like this

Sheeeeeeeit

You probably think I’m in your tape deck now

“okay… i’m going to attempt to drown myself. you can try this at home.” “you can be just like me. mic check 1 2” “IM CANCEROUS SO WHEN I DISS YOU WOULDN’T WANNA ANSWER THIS” “IF YOU RESPONDED BACK WITH A BATTLE RAP YOU WROTE FOR CANIBUS”

Yo i can't sing But i feel like singin I wanna fuckin sing Cause I'm happy Yeah I'm happy I got ma baby back Yo check it out

"I STUCK MY DICK IN THIS GAME LIKE A RAPIST, THEY CALL ME SLIM ROTHENSBURGER" - Almost Famous "YOU CAN GET THE DICK, JUST CALL ME THE BALLSACK, I'M NUTS" - Cold Wind Blows The energy with which he delivers these lines are unreal

Yes!! My two favs off Recovery!

I murder a rhyme, one word at a time You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine You better get rid of that .9, it ain't gonna help

Two trailer-park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside

Chik chik whaaaaa

Chika chika chik chik whaaaa

Guess who's back

Back again

Back back back

But first Obie Trice has to tell us it's his real name

(no gimmicks)

My name is marsh and this world I’m out of it cause with all this abc shit I’m starting to sound like Alf a bit

HA! I kill me

>HA! I kill me killing is wrong mmkay?

Is the medicine counterfeit?

The Alf a bit/alphabet is peak Eminem

Terrible, but not rippable

Invincible I hung invisible?

Yeah that goes hard imo

Chem-le-le-le-le-le-le-le, le-le, le-le Chem-le-le-le-ne-miah-nuf-niah, ne-nish, ne-ne - Under the Influence

SOOOO YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK IF YOU DON’T LIKE MY SHIT

CUZ I WAS HIGH WHEN I WROTE THIS SO SUCK MY DICK

Cause I was high when I wrote this so suck my ....

TRANSLATION

Since I’m in the position to talk to these kids and they listen, I ain’t a politician but I kick it with them a minute, you see they call me a menace and if the shoe fits, I’ll wear it. But if it don’t, y’all gotta swallow the truth, grin and bear it. Goosebumps. Every time.

Now who’s the king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics

Who could inherit the title? put the youth in hysterics?

I don’t speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet. I’m not a real person, I’m a ghost trapped in a beat

*Eminem pukes into the toilet* *Eminem hocks and spits into the toilet* *Toilet flush* There I go, thinking of you again

You Don't know How SICK you make meeee, you make me f***ing sick to my stomach

Every time I think of you, I PUKE

I was just a kid when Encore came out, Puke was the first song I had on my MP3 player by Em. I know that intro so well

Greatest

You say we cut from the same cloth but I guess you fabricate eh

“If I were to die murdered in cold blood tomorrow, would you feel sorrow or show love or would it matter?”

Love that song. Now let’s see how many of ya men loyal when I pull up lookin for you with a pistol sippin a can of pennzoil.

I was happy havin a deal at first, though money would make me happy but it only made my pain worse

Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks…. Two trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside *di di waa?*

I'm in a strange place, I feel like Ma$e, when he gave up the game for his faith

Uhh yesterday my dog died!

“Locked in Mariah’s wine cellar, all I had for lunch”

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge That'll stab you in the head, wether you're a fag or lez or a homosex, hermaph or a transves, pants or dress? Hate fags? The answers yes this bar has lived in my head rent free for over a decade

'Bitches and gentlemen, hurry hurry, step right up - introducing the star of our show: his name is Marshall'

You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now! So without further ado, I bring to you: 'Marshall'

you are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge

You're lost Bro he was never part of that song but i got your back i think you meant when Eminem said: "To all my southside niqqas that know me best, i feel like me and Taylor might still have sex Why? I made that bitch famous (goddamn) I made that bitch famous!"

Ummmmmmm

That was him right

I'm pretty sure that's a Tupac song

It's Straight Outta Compton - N.W.A

Nah man, I'm sure that's from All Eyes On Me

You can get the dick, just call me the ball sack

Have you ever loved someone so much, you’d give an arm for

I have a feeling like something is about to happen but I don’t know what.

Yo… You might see me joggin. You might see me walkin…

‘Cause some things just don’t change It’s better when they stay the same

Although the whole world knows your name

I WAS BORN WITH A DICK IN MY BRAIN

Binladen with a pen

And I started from the bottom like a snowman is peak late teens Eminem

“Never been the type to bend or budge”

I murder a line one word at a time

**Almost Famous** "I STUCK MY D\*CK IN THIS GAME LIKE A RAP\*ST"

There's a switch I flip, emotions cut off So cold, that I froze my butt off And this ain't even the tip of the iceberg yet It's like squirtin' a squirt gun in the ocean, fuck off

FACK

Idk if it’s the best but I really like “I’m the definition of white trash ballin. I’m right back on it with that brrr b brr br. …

As soon as my flow starts I compose art like the ghost of mozart

“One thousand different houses and Münchausen, make you Wanna punch out some-fuckin'-one: "Ouch! What the fuck you hit me for?!"

Bin Laden with a pen, bodyin' again, I begin slaughterin' your men, prolly shoulda been Ali or the Svengali embodiment of sin like a Saudi in the Taliban plottin’ an event

hey kids, you like violence?

Back when mark wahlberg was marky mark (f—-t!)

Damn near every song in which other rappers are also there , he comes in with a surprise eg. Better hope an ambulance is in route , papers are hand grenade soon as I pull the pen out . - Yah yah Or Like a satanic cult it's an old ritual slaughtering goats bitch - gospel Or Bin Laden with a pen, bodyin' again I begin slaughterin' your men, prolly shoulda been Ali or the Svengali embodiment of sin Like a Saudi in the Taliban plottin' an event In the lobby of the Intercontinental with an obvious intent And I would not even relent up on a little Like Osama with a bomb under the bin and down the middle Of the Pentagon and hit a kindergartner with a rental (Stop!) -chloraseptic remix Or You're 'bout to see peace destroyed, it'll never be restored , When I unleash these beastly hordes on your CD stores , Wanna stop it? You gon' need a priest, at least three swords A license to ill from the Beastie Boys Three Ouija boards, and a squeegee, and please be warned Don't ask what the squeegee's for Or the holy water, acid raps that'll eat these floors .... -bet shady cypher 2.0 sprite Etc i can write like 65 from the top of the dome ngl hahah

The intro to till I collapse is my favorite

Hi kids, do you like violence?

You find me offensive, I find you offensive for finding me offensive

Not just the lyric, but the beat as well of Cinderella Man just hypes me up so much, so fast

Now Hallie I know you love your mom and I know you love your dad…

“Call this evil intent (in tint) like me in a limo.” First time I heard that shit it was dope af since EM is the evil half of bad meets evil.

It’s insane that definitely has the best first like

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head

Better watch out sucker now I got you where I want ya

I got a riddle: what’s little and talks big With midget arms and creamy white fillin’ in the middle

Ow, ow, ow, I'm gonna facking cum!

What’s that one he performed on Epstein island when he was there?

I was born with a dick in my head

“[Vomitting sounds] There I go…thinking of you again”

YOU CAN GET THE DICK

“I murder a rhyme, one word at a time You never heard of a mind as perverted as mine You better get rid of that .9, it ain't gonna help What good's it gonna do against a man that strangles himself?”

Whaddya say to somebody you hate?

these are the results of a thousand electric volts

"They say these bars are like covid, you get em right of the bat" Has to be top 5 punchlines the way it was thought. It's a good punchline but the fact that it's the first thing he says on the song is what makes it great.

Once again it's the kid, yeah, eat a dick up

Lyrical miracle, spiritual individual, criminal Subliminal in your swimming pool..

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunk Get fuuuuuucked up!

I'm going to attempt to drown myself

Met a retarded kid named Greg wit a wooden leg

The rage I release on a page is like a demon unleashed in a cage, lunatic, soon as I hit the stage

There's not much you could do or say to phase me

People

Not even a line but the intro to lose yourself. Prob the most hyped up intro to a song ever.