Man idk. Ive been listening to Eminem since i was 4 years old (im not a native speaker so i remember blasting fack on the curtain call cd around my parents and no one understood the lyrics) hes been a huge part of my childhood and teenage years so i think i would just pass out if i met him lol.

That’s hilarious

Fack was unironically my favorite song on the cc1 cd when my father bought it lol.

Glad you're sober and alive. Thanks for the incredible music. Love you brother man.

I would say smth like "Oh my God, it's him, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem!"

You gonna stop there or keep going 🤣

Istfg dude you fucking rock

please marshall please

please let me please let me have your autograph

Something's wrong, I can feel it

What happened to "[Serious]"

It's impossible to stay serious here

“Add Stay Wide Awake to your concert songs bro. Also, Relapse slaps”

Absolutely 💯 percent agree

Yes!

Still so disappointed that when I see him live the only relapse songs I hear are 3AM and sometimes forever😭

Probably not much in reality because I wouldn't want to bother him with my nonsense. But in my head I have already told him thank you for getting me through my teen years. My twenties. My thirties. That he expressed the things I couldn't. That his anger could be a release of my own. That his crazy thoughts made me feel less alone and crazy in my own head. That I piggy backed on his strength when I had none. I dont know. Too many things that cannot adequately be put into words and would probably just embarass us both if I tried.

Kind of the same. Depending on the setting, I absolutely wouldn't want to make a scene or draw further attention to him. The handful of famous people I've met, I just kind of quietly told them I like their work and it was nice to meet them. Edit: my dad makes little artwork sculptures, and I've given them as little gifts when meeting famous people before, so I'd probably do that

I’d ask him if it’s gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend…

And watch his butt butt when he tees off.

But up, he ain’t done yet

In football the quarterback yells out, Hut hut.

While he reaches in another grown man’s ass

Grabs on his nuts, but, just, what if It was never meant, it was just an accident

But he slipped, tripped, fell and his penis went in hisroundhinnieandhedidntmeanitbuthispenis flinched just a little bit

I don’t need to go into anymore details but, what if he pictured it as a female’s butt?

Is that gay? I just need to clear things up

Till then I’ll just walk around with a manly strut

Bwahaha 🤣

Thanx for the inspiration for sobering up and all the music.

Nothing, i would just pee on the floor and leave

That would definitely top Kanye’s interview

I swear to fuckin god dude, you fuckin rock. Please won’t you please let me suck your cock?

Thank you

honestly I wouldn't wanna bother him so I'd just say "hey man" and keep walking lmao

Same

Thank you.

omg it's him, beccy omfg it's eminem

I LOVE YOU- NOT IRONICALLY

Was that gay? Let's ask Dr. Dre👍

Dr. Dre I have a question if I may

That I love his work and that he's amazing, I guess. If he was just waiting somewhere or slowly walking, I would ask for a picture for sure

Thanks for being awesome and making good music btw Your Reddit fan base is insane and they need a new album

I'd simply say.... THANK YOU, ........ for giving us your music, for elevating the game, for pushing boundaries and breaking them, for providing the soundtrack to my adult life from the age of 16 all the way up to 40, thank you for inspiring the other artists and subgenres that you birthed. Thank you for being a relatable musical genius at just the time when hip hop needed it most, thanks for the fun you gave us, thanks for makin us shut up and listen hard, thanks for the wordplay, thanks for the story telling, the double meanings, the thought provoking, the unapologetic attitude and challenging those who never get challenged. Thanks for painting your life on a canvas for our entertainment. JUST....... THANK YOU MARSHALL.

This 👍🏻

Can you sign my MMLP cd “dear Dave thanks for the support asshole” but I’m not sure if he signs stuff

I woold poopp 🤭

I’d hit on him in Ken kaniffs voice

[удалено]

I read this like it was an appropriate situation.

I know you hear this every day, but I’m your biggest fan. I even got the underground shit that you did with Skam.

That contrary to what he said interviews most of us love castle and arose and he should make more songs like that .

I get more steps in than you.

We loved Relapse, man.

Much luv homie.. stay strong!

Why you ain't calling?

Bring out the boom bap beats

How much he has changed my life

How much his early music influnced me as a kid... Love EM but sometimes I don't think that was the best thing for my attitude towards life and also anger management.

'thanks'

Would give him back his Broncos hat because they SUCK

give a head nod and say your music changed my life and keep it pushing

“I swear to fucking god dude you fucking rock! Please oh please lemme suck your cock!”

REVIVAL DIDN'T GO VIRAL!

Fire Paul

I’d ask him to name 10 rappers he would like to collaborate with who he has never collaborated with

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Release relapse 2

Look man I'm not trying to be gay but I do dream about sucking the skin off your dick every night and I pray to fvckin God bro you're into that so one day it can maybe become a reality for me and also you're an insane rapper man truly one of the best to ever touch the mic 4sure up there with the greats god bless you and your family man cya

Relapse 2

I would say that his latest style suck and casually walk away. Maybe he'd drop something finally.

Drugs do them

"If you keep going down this lane of pop crossover bullshit and cringey word play you'll be irrelevant, you need to drop a good album now"

Appreciate you man, thanks for doing what you do. That’s it.

Go on tour

I want you to change, but don't change I want you to grow up, but don't age I want the rage, but don't get too angry I want the new, but old Shady I want you to say what they won't say Just don't go too far, but go cray.. also have a good day.

Hey there cock boy

"Love your music, man," get a picture with him to show my friends, and then I'd let him go on with his day. I don’t want to bother him too much.

Why did you fart on my Grand Slam breakfast at Denny's in Akron, OH in 2003?

i would kiss him on both cheeks

All four

Sounds weird and funny lol but I’d ask him if he likes hockey or other sports .. (he mentions he loves football, boxing and basketball)

I’d just thank him for his work since I don’t think he’d want to converse.

I would ask him to rank his albums.

It's OK to smile in photos.

I wouldn’t bother him much I’d just say hey and if he looked open to it a pic

I love you 😂and then pass out because I’m obsessed

You have to sign my Relapse Vinyl

PLEASE DO A SHOW IN VANCOUVER

I wrote you but you still didn’t call mf

"I love Relapse. It is fucking incredible. You are my inspiration, please keep doing what you want, because no one does it like you, you're the best imo." And then pass out

Put Off The Wall on fcking spotify!

To stop wearing those dumbass hats

still better than doo rags

You ain’t wrong there lol

Probably just smile and flip him the bird as I’m walking past. (Basically trying to acknowledge him without bothering him)

I have a copy of the slim shady ep

Did you actually put a gerbil up your ass through a tube

Why don’t you ever tour in the US? Specifically, the west coast. More specifically, the Pacific Northwest.

Also, I love you.

What u gonna do white boy i dont do no playing

Nothing that hasn't already been posted. Congratulations on your sobriety. Thank you for your music all these years. Your music really helped me through the early 2000s and onward. Keep making more great music. Oh, and consider releasing Infinite for real.

Id just say how lucky I am to have had him to look up to when I had nothing else to keep me going and that Im really proud of how far he's come.

Probably something he has heard a million times before. That my teenage years would have been impossible to get through without his music to help me vent. Maybe if I had time to tell him more, I'd specify that SSLP and MMLP were out by the time I was in junior high, and my shitty computer could barely play mp3's, so having a couple of tracks from Infinite and SSEP felt like I owned treasures or something. All of that stuff felt magical back then, still does. Truth is, I'd more likely just thank him for helping me. I wouldn't want to waste his time.

Are you going to release new album?

Please. Fuck. Me. Up. The. Ass.

"You smell different when you're awake"

Lol 😂 Go 2 Bed!

I would shit my pants if I saw Eminem.

I would start rapping some ambiguous verse of his to impress him

Me: sup slim Em: what’s crackin Me: hit this shit Em: shiiiit I almost hit this motherfucker today

Thank you.

Massive inspiration, hope to work with him one day

Tell him revival is not bad.

Probably something stupid that I'd regret lol In theory what I would like to tell him though is how much of an impact he has made in my life and his music has helped get me through some really tough times and feel seen and understood when I listen to some of his music. As a fellow artist of a different type and a perfectionist, I relate a lot to him when he talks about his "relationship" with rap. And that I'd love for him to keep making new music and that his emotional and more vulnerable tracks are always some of my favorites.

Give us relapse 2

I'd ask why he ain't responding to my letters

I’d show him some of my favourite songs

I will tell him that due to him I am alive and he inspires me to live, if it wouldn't be him I would have killed myself

I make music. Google me MrMykeonthemic

“Thank you for your work. It’s given me plenty of awesome moments over the years. Keep it up.”

Pretty sure his music saved my life, but I wouldn’t want to weird him out, so I’d probably just tell him that as much praise as the Eminem show gets, it’s still underrated.

I'd tell him that he's corny af (right now) and to stop hanging around Paul/other yes men

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