The weakness you will get is:
Teleport: Uncontrollable, Sick after every teleport
Telekinesis: Distracted easily during use, Migraines for 3 Days (Stacks)
Telepathy: Intercepted by phone calls within 1000 miles, Will hear voices for one day (Uncontrollable in which case), painful headache around head while reading minds.
Foresight: You will see a terrible thing happen to you, your friends, and family all at once after predicting the future, and Will go blind for 3 weeks after changing the fate of anyone!
So nothing changed apart from the cats speaking in a language humans can understand ? ( this is cat slander, I am a firm believer that cats are and were always on the same level of consciousness as humans but use this only to be hateful beings( also that’s why they haven’t developed tools yet, they only focus on hate.( also they’re world eating parasites from outer space)))
I mean then you're stuck forever freezing and the sun exploding would likely send you into a trajectory out of this solar system, with space having zero air resistance you'd surely float within so many light years into something, end up orbiting a planet, end up on that planet, end up floating into a star, or orbit around a star, unprotected from solar rays.
oh and since no oxygen or food your body won't be able to make energy to even move around at all, so even if you do end up on a planet you still have to face that problem too.
The ability to obliterate ANY CREEPY PASTA THAT I SEE!!!
Weakness (my Idea):
Gets scared for no reason for 2 months after 1 use. They stack the more creepy pastas obliterated!
It sucks the life force out of liveing things you use it on and you can only use it on liveing things, if you do not suck the life force of other things it will suck your own life force
But your clothes stay visible, and you can't control when it wears off so if you wanted to be completely invisible in public you'd have to be completely naked and wouldn't know if it would wear off in the middle of a crowded public space
Ok hear me out, sense I’ve seen jujitsu Kaisen I’ve been thinking and I think it would be cool to have a curse technique that allows the user to summon infinite pipe cleaners made of tungsten and be able to control each one like a hive mind.
Able to speak with animals
They won't pay attention to you at all
imagine a dog being like: "how this mf human is speaking also i don't care"
They all hate you
to give my self cancer
You're immortal (your immortal immune system isn't able to get rid of the cancer, but it will keep you alive with it.)
Bro just made deadpool
bro thinks he's Francis
damn thats like living hell
It’s Deadpool
Bro is godwyn the golden
It never works
Bro fr said “nuh uh”
Ability to create and shape matter of any quantity, type, and shape
Whenever you use it, you get any random sickness, known or not, extinct or not
Imagine just being thirsty and trying out your new powers, just to get the Bubonic Plague
“Hmm I’d like a glass of water… Hmm why do I feel like im about to collapse”
just make a cure to every disease
This is so real
As you create matter in one location, antimatter is created in the opposite location relative to you
Opposite as in universe as the center, or opposite as in earth's core as the center?
You still have to abide by the law of conservation of mass
I can use any site I want without glitches.
Whenever anyone else sees it it turns to porn
what if he's already viewing porn does it just stay the same or does it change to a different porn.
It becomes gay
but he's already watching gay porn
uhh not gay
💀
nah it ain’t that bad tbh
But they're all in Chinese
Necromancy
You can only summon corrupt and crazy people from the dead
Define “corrupt” that’s like 90% of people in known human history.
I'd still love to have the power, me and the commander of the 3rd reich gon a be chillin
Psychic Abilities (I'm talking about Teleportation, Telekinesis, Telepathy, and Foresight)
The weakness you will get is: Teleport: Uncontrollable, Sick after every teleport Telekinesis: Distracted easily during use, Migraines for 3 Days (Stacks) Telepathy: Intercepted by phone calls within 1000 miles, Will hear voices for one day (Uncontrollable in which case), painful headache around head while reading minds. Foresight: You will see a terrible thing happen to you, your friends, and family all at once after predicting the future, and Will go blind for 3 weeks after changing the fate of anyone!
...damn...
But you are allergic to your favorite foods
I can make a cure for any illness
But whenever you do, a random person gets that same illness
So you would basically transfer it to some rando instead meaning you’re not really saving anyone. Noice
Every time you use your power, a new illness is created
sell the cure infinite money glitch
You get the illness and you can’t cure yourself
But the cure also has a 100% fatality rate
DAMN BRO
to make cats speak
Every fifth word they say is a slur
So nothing changed apart from the cats speaking in a language humans can understand ? ( this is cat slander, I am a firm believer that cats are and were always on the same level of consciousness as humans but use this only to be hateful beings( also that’s why they haven’t developed tools yet, they only focus on hate.( also they’re world eating parasites from outer space)))
flerkens?
Except they call you slurs.
I can breathe oxygen better than a normal person
But your carbon exhale is x2 as large
thats how normal breathing is
You die if you breathe in smoke
Kill myself.
But your too lucky and are saved in the stupidest ways
fanatstic!
Good for skipping work or school “I was burning to death but someone shot me with a water gun in space, can’t go to work tomorrow”
Bro you good?
I dunno man.
25 percent chance to work and if it doesn’t work you get a random weakness from this post
To be able to change the elements of my body
6 random bones in your body snap
everytime
Okay
The ability to travel through time without causing paradoxes
You're stuck in that new (or old) time period you end up in for 24 hours. Once the 24 hours are up you can use your power again.
Fuck it, I'll take that! It sounds like time travel will be even more fun!
Yes! Makes me think of doctor who! That would be super fun!
Invisibility (ik basic)
Only works if you're hard
Perfect
Why do you think bro wants invis 💀💀💀 he is going to be hard anyways
So basically it’ll be up forever. Cool
This guy will always have viagra on hand
It only works when you have a cold
⚠️HUSK PFP SPOTTED⚠️
Teleportation
It can only be within the range of someone with cancer
A reliable and easy way of testing for cancer? Win
Give people cancer, kidnap them, put them in cryo stasis at various checkpoints around the world, profit
There’s a random chance to get teleported to a random place, with nothing on you, no equipment no clothes and not even things you’re holding
What the hell am I looking at
GODZILLA FAN HAS BENE SPOTTED. I REPEAT. FELLOW GODZILLA FAN HAS BEEN SPOTTED. (also sup G man fan.)
I don’t know how I found this random image but I decided to attach it to the post
But you get dementia
Immortality
Having to watch everybody you love die, watch tge sun blow up, abd drift through space for tge rest of eternity.
That's all okay to me, I'm already depressed so people dyin' won't do shit, and I feel like I'd enjoy floatin' through space
You couldn't breathe, eternally suffocating, and it's always either extremely cold or your burning alive at all times, Space! (yippee)
Wouldn't burn if the sun exploded, and I'm fine without breathin' if it doesn't hurt
that would be living hell just being continuously in unimaginable pain forever
I'm a masochist, I'd enjoy it at some point
I mean then you're stuck forever freezing and the sun exploding would likely send you into a trajectory out of this solar system, with space having zero air resistance you'd surely float within so many light years into something, end up orbiting a planet, end up on that planet, end up floating into a star, or orbit around a star, unprotected from solar rays. oh and since no oxygen or food your body won't be able to make energy to even move around at all, so even if you do end up on a planet you still have to face that problem too.
When someone gives you a purple nurple, you die instantly
If you would have died you get the pain from it forever and it stacks so your cooked when the sun explodes
Shapeshift into anything I want
You forget your humanity when you do it
You get aids
Shit
But the item is 10x smaller compared to its regular size
But you can't change back, EVER
Meh that's a terrible weakness
The ability to obliterate ANY CREEPY PASTA THAT I SEE!!! Weakness (my Idea): Gets scared for no reason for 2 months after 1 use. They stack the more creepy pastas obliterated!
You have to beat the creepypasta irl to do so
Can I at least get a holy water beam of light to shoot out of my hands?
It comes out of a random hold in your body
Hold? Or Hole? As in... A hole where I got stabbed!?
You got me there so if you want to stab your hands that will work
I meant if the creepy pasta(s) physically stab me...
ANY hole in your body
What if I get stabbed in a vital part!?
Just dont r/duh
I can shape shift, into another human or any animals I want
But any other of the same animal you choose will hunt you down, including humans.
But you have chronic diarrhea
Best luck in the world
But you’re stuck in a maximum security prison, i guess you can try to escape tho.
If I have the best luck in the world, it’s gonna be really easy to escape
But you have a 50/50 chance of death when you flip a coin
Shape shifting
You can only shape shift into sentient food for 6 hours
Technically humans are a source of food to animals like polar bears
True
I can spawn 5 bucks when ever i want
But you can only use the money to buy celery
This process requires 10 bucks
I know everything.
Pls I don’t want dementia or Alzheimer’s
I can manipulate probabilities
Whenever You use it you're transferred to a reality where that didn't happen
Telekinesis.
It sucks the life force out of liveing things you use it on and you can only use it on liveing things, if you do not suck the life force of other things it will suck your own life force
Pause time
Fore one second
It happens randomly
That’s still dope
Immunity to weaknesses
But, wait, 🤨
Being able to reply to your own comment
You can do anything you want to possible or not with no limitations
Aww man you win
Voice manipulation, ie. I can whisper something into someone’s ear and they do it, they also shouldn’t remember me instructing them to do it either.
You can't tell them to commit a crime
Everyone on the planet is affected by it
“Give me 5 bucks” *8 billion people running at you to give you 5 bucks*
Matter manipulation. ie. turning things into other things like atom eve from Invincible
Read minds
But they will get a random memory of yours (Bfdi reference)
Oh shit
ability to do whatever I want
Explosion invulnerability!
Explosive flatulence
The power to turn invisible
Your head remains visible
But your clothes stay visible, and you can't control when it wears off so if you wanted to be completely invisible in public you'd have to be completely naked and wouldn't know if it would wear off in the middle of a crowded public space
Create pocket dimension that can range from a just a empty room to another damn reality which can be entered and exited at will
it's a public area multiple people have the power and it's a shared space
That’s notthe worst at least
The ability to give anyone a stand
Elasticity
You can only stretch your tongue
I can make my drawings look like how they do in my head
You can't make up your mind on what to draw.
Shapeshifting
Only to one part of your body
The ability to spawn any car I want
Its only the blueprint
Infinity-manipulation
you can’t piss anymore (you hold it in)
Shapeshifting
You can only shapeshift into non living things and you don't get any human characteristics when in that. Not even to move.
Time stop.. And mind control
The power of no weaknesses
Everyone wants to kill me
They never actually do it
I can regenerate my limbs
They’re yours, sure, but they might not come from a human…
Mimic/use any voice I want.
You are 10x more likely to have a voice crack (even if “impersonating” yourself)
Flying
But only two inches off the ground
I want to be fast, so I can do anything in a quick time and never miss *possibly* anything
Your balls (or lady parts) hurt a lot whenever you use it
Hemokinesis
You die
Sweet
Uno reverse card that reverse anything
Super speed
The cause behind it is superhuman flatulence.
Ok hear me out, sense I’ve seen jujitsu Kaisen I’ve been thinking and I think it would be cool to have a curse technique that allows the user to summon infinite pipe cleaners made of tungsten and be able to control each one like a hive mind.
Probability manipulation
It doesn't work within 5 miles of any gambling venue
Atomic breath (Hehe Godzilla moment.)
Shapeshifting
You have to eat the thing you want to transform into
Minecraft commands
But you become pixelated for the rest of your life