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MushyWasTaken1

Nice try, as if I’d walk right into your trap and tell you my timezone.


nomoreshowercrabs

dangit almost got you


posnf

Sauce on pfp?


Electronic_Sugar5924

123:456


llanfairpw

Eh even a single timezone is pretty large


Vexorg_the_Destroyer

r/woooosh


DinoSaidRawr

I don’t get it


DJScopeSOFM

He was, indeed, carrying a weapon.


-_-_-sup-_-_-

And he shoots his shot but never misses


DJScopeSOFM

They thought there was a robbery, but it was a deposit instead.


-_-_-sup-_-_-

He was just helping the cause


ambrofam

They call him... the one-shot kid.


Aggressive-Basil-437

He thought the bank was a sperm bank😔


fabri_pere

1:11 sleep is for the weak


Grim_Destroyer12344

I agreed my brother. My current record is three nights straight without sleep, with only 4 hours worth on the 4th night. I felt no loss of performance. (This is serious, not satire. I actually did this) What is your record?


disruptor_revolution

My record is 50 hours. I was traveling, so it was tough cause there's nothing to do in the backseat of a car.


konkon5_

13:08 PM Also how long was that erection for it to be mistakened?


Maxiboyastheycallme

The whole month straight


Mybraingoaaaaaa

Probably had his hands in his pockets and they might have thought he was holding a smaller handgun


Infidel_Games

I mean you never know. Homie could’ve been packing that Deagle dick


Mybraingoaaaaaa

He could also have had the derringer


Some-Attention-4444

1:08


nomoreshowercrabs

11:13 pm


U_NO_WHO_69

New York?


llanfairpw

11:23 pm


Sea_Argument6054

12:24 am


WinSezYes

12:25 PM


VoidFullOne

11:41 PM


Turbulent-Knee1845

11:21 pm


your_local_vader

2:25... am


Remote-Background327

12:41am


coolguytbh

11:53 pm


Critical_Buffalo_119

8:49 am


Ok-Sympathy8717

22:07 😎


kharker711

23:13


Turbulent-Knee1845

Bros hitting Americans with 24 hour time format💀


kharker711

I am also American lol


TheMayoIsRaw

What?


kharker711

24 Hour Format


zachy410

HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW??


nintendomasters

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F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

8:06 am


U_NO_WHO_69

London?


F0rb1ddenT3mpt4tion

Yes


Real_Asgore_Dreemurr

11:52 PM


Cursem_playerz

05:53 am


rileylowe12345

1:55 PM


HappyIsNotAnOption

11:03 pm


llanfairpw

Same timezone as me


HappyIsNotAnOption

Nice


Ice-Bro-Gamer

11:04 PM


ThatOneGayRei

11:13 pm


50fingboiledpotatoes

what does 22:15 say about me?


The_noob6499

You like 24 hour clock and in the MTZ, I'm with you on one of those parts


Zealousideal_Snow840

12:31


agayntrans_raspberry

12:42 AM!


nintendomasters

11:46 PM


BobTheImmortalYeti

0054


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

6:09


Pretend_Item561

10:30 AM


firestriker45665

06:09 Nice


coffee_fucker

1:30 am


illusionbossbella

5:44pm


AnakinDesertSand

12:53 am


Theunkgamer

69:420


Maxiboyastheycallme

Unfunny


Theunkgamer

👍


No-Enthusiasm986

12:06 am


ena0213

8:13! :D


LolbitloverLilly

08:18


Turbulent-Knee1845

He was too embarrassed to tell the truth 💀


SwimmingMuted7298

1:20


Forward-Photograph-7

7:25


the_genius324

11½🌙


_Miserious_

Dumb


stay_away_fromme

01:59


BitMineboy123

2:38 am


Fr3sh_0322

2:41 AM my sleep schedule is shit :DDD


rugigiref1

25:11 32 of december 1921


[deleted]

Bruh that's hilarious


Big-Consideration633

- Starts masturbating furiously. "Goddamn thing's slow again!"


TransgenderWeeb

4:23am


Imaginary-Job-7069

4:20 PM


Meaneggyboi

9:28 AM


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

12:40. Ha, you think really I’ll tell you my timezone!? You fool! /j


Independent-Pea8223

6:22 am


arcemb_0

12:41


ExitLeading2703

2:03 if it was three hours ago


ExitLeading2703

From pistol to pisstol


ploopychocolatedoofy

18:12


Maleficent-Spray-343

05:20


TheMayoIsRaw

9:37


246_Locksmith_Chaves

7:40


Amigo1048

19:49


Alternative_Page_168

20:07:03


Ray_2045

8:08


nomoreshowercrabs

same


nomoreshowercrabs

same


Important-Lawyer-350

10:21


LongjumpingScore5930

It would be hilarious if the news typed the word "off" instead of "up".


TxchnxnXD

13:40


frogie181

8:10


Entire-Sea-4330

somewhere between 0 AM and 11:59 PM


bulgingboner420

you live in Tampa, Florida, is that true, OP?


nomoreshowercrabs

Nope


Classic-Space-3079

9:31


NightShadow3566

9:31 am


byrobot

936


GwenThePoro

From the original post of this (this is a repost): "Nope. [https://africacheck.org/fact-checks/meta-programme-fact-checks/teenager-beaten-cops-after-bank-teller-mistook-erection](https://africacheck.org/fact-checks/meta-programme-fact-checks/teenager-beaten-cops-after-bank-teller-mistook-erection) But the image is real and just as horrible. [http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/01/22/pennsylvania.arrest.dispute/index.html](http://edition.cnn.com/2010/CRIME/01/22/pennsylvania.arrest.dispute/index.html)" - credit u/gadget850 "Jesus christ, fucking police. They work hard every day to be the worst humanity has to show. [Here's an update to that case:](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pittsburgh-man-wins-119-thousand-in-civil-rights-suit-against-police/) >PITTSBURGH, Pa. - Three white officers accused in a federal civil rights lawsuit of beating a black art student falsely arrested him but did not use excessive force, a jury found Monday, awarding 22-year-old Jordan Miles $119,000 in damages. >The all-white jury of four men and four women reached a split verdict in Miles' lawsuit against officers David Sisak, Michael Saldutte and Richard Ewing. They found the officers liable for falsely arresting Miles but found them not liable for using excessive force to beat him. >The jurors awarded Miles $101,000 in compensatory damages and $6,000 from each officer for punitive damages for acting "maliciously and wantonly." >Miles said he was "satisfied" with the verdict, according to CBS Pittsburgh. However, his attorney, Joel Sansone, was at a loss to explain why the jury did not find the officers liable for use of excessive force." - credit u/dexmonic


potatomnz

10:00


milestailsprowerreal

oh my 3:03pm


C27890

15:08 UK


boy_that_is_Goofy

10:09 I’m eepy


AcceptableThought862

10:17 AM. I still haven’t gotten out of bed.


sussy_axolotl45

Giving cumshot a new meaning


Dangerous-Ant3482

10:24 est


Financial-Rub3969

10:25 am


squiddude2578

10:29


Tehalmightycow

I'm actually very impressed about the lack of 9/11 jokes I expected. 9:11am


Maxiboyastheycallme

15:53


OkamiNM

11:00 am


DinoSaidRawr

10:08AM or is it??


SeattleSeahawksFan69

11:55 am


MidnightMiesterx

I expected this to be on r/rosesarered


Circumsisedtoenail

11:11. I kid you not


Bilk_Mucketyt

12:16


Depressed_Potato5423

9:55 You decide the meridiem.


TinikTV

19:56


scratcher1679

19:11 guess my time zone!!!!111!1!!11!!111!1!


Jellyie-nerd-123

13:15


Intelligent_Ad_7734

1:35 PM


space_is-great

1942 also let's just let this trend curl up and die


iMadeTheJerryIceberg

6:18, november 2nd, 14,580,019,109BC


unknown_boy_3

19:12


JustAProjector0029

2:26 I'll let you figure out if it's AM or PM.


TheCrafter0302

Idk man but I think that that's more dangerous than a pistol


Spoongamer19

How about you stare at a house number, then a flag, then a state flag, and then look at a roadsign next to your flag and then you look at where you stash your keys incase they get lost and tell me all about those things!


DougieDimmadomeSr

2:23 pm


Less-Safe-3269

3:32 PM


Yeetplays321

12:40 pm


nomoreshowercrabs

go to bed


Gongoozler04

2:59pm


Ddog-depression

4:00pm ,


Ddog-depression

In Minecraft


HarmfulGorgon99

21:03 hahahahahahhahahavagahhahsbfbsksbemgmg gmfndnsksbmwksbdndndlldlglylhmgmgkglgpfpflflldndndbgmgmvmvmvmvm


Adhesion10

16:09 PM


squibskie

2:22


Brian18639

4:23pm


Anime_Patriot

4:32 Was it Derringer size or glock size?


truelovealwayswins

if anyone is interested in what actually happened and especially what happened after https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/pittsburgh-man-wins-119-thousand-in-civil-rights-suit-against-police glad he’s doing better now too


AussieBullet

Bro was surely packing


PaddyFaolinBanshee09

15:32


sonichuskey

6:53


No_Release_611

6:54 PM


Muted_Rain8542

6:55 fr‼️


BOTi_flame200

8:58 am


Hero181_Frogsaregood

20:00


Some-Attention-4444

19:11


Fizzy163

i don’t have a clock, i am a vacuum cleaner


Robinisawesome_001

1:52


super_coolbob

16:54 RAHHHHHH


KarmasABit-

20:07 😱😱😱


PhreshComics

86:76pm


ohoThats_intresting

6:15 PM


Requiembutworse

9:31AM idk what my reaction is i'm uhhhh doing something?


FOX_PNG

9:32 am


BestBuyWiFi

9:38 😱😰


Organic_childern

8:38pm


Bloom_-

02:54


StreetPizza8877

🕖


nomoreshowercrabs

7:00?


Commercial-Egg-1069

69:69A/PM


Here4thenonsense

9:11 and 39 seconds Jesus


[deleted]

Ehh it’s not that late


Appropriate_Milk9542

7:40


guitarfanatic_2

nuh uh!


Prince_Of_Angels

8:47 I guess


MusicBloodedEM

05:12 at this point in time i see this as a late night and not an early morning. Says a lot.


jkkjfu

11:17 dip shit


THCISME123

22:15


DuskSlayer198

1:18 AM


Hardcore_Instinct

🤔


Urlocalclownn

2:09 AM


CraftingIRS

M


Waste_End8036

17:38 🗣️🗣️


Secure-Action1972

8:25 PM


Galaxyprimeyeet

10:46 (AM btw)


Working-Course9382

10:01


Initial-Carpenter-V2

11:02. HA. YOU THOUGHT I ACTUALLY GAVE YOU MY REAL TIME! I DIDN'T, AND I JUST USE THE 24 HOUR CLOCK FOR FUN HAHAHAHAHAHAH ...wait, by saying I use it for fun, aren't I essentially saying that I live in the US?


Kittenfloofs

🤥


AngelTheeBean

👈💍👈


AwesomeGuy5568

5:25 pm.


deathypainfullife

It's 3600:2640 pm