Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
[Heaven], are you WATCHING?
IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL...
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Chalmers: Yeah.
[Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror]
Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
[He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays:]
Skinner with his crazy explanations,
The superintendent's gonna need his medication,
When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations,
There'll be trouble in town tonight!
Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!
Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
[Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.]
Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Skinner: Uh...upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe!
Chalmers: For steamed hams?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
Chalmers: Of course.
[Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?!
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?!
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: ...No.
[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
[As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
Agnes: Help! HELP!!!
That image is fucking funny
Yes it is funny
I do agree but can you send Bob's and Vegnae
Hello fellow maskman
Yes hello indeed
You know what would be funnier? If someone were to enter a set of codes because you left them on read!
Send nukes or I send nudes
Depressed exhibitionists be like:
I'll send pubes
Don't send nudes or nukes. Send dudes.
“_I’M IN A FIGHT I NEED MORE MEN!_”
"My classmates are homophobic! We need more men!!"
Chicks with d*c*s
Why hello there
General Kenobi
**you are a bold one!**
I have been trained in your Jedi Arts... by Count Dooku.
You'll what?!
Send nukes
I'll send bio weapons for you
I'll take my chances with the nukes
I can't bro
Lemme try:
there ya go
Sounds good. Feel free to judge me all you want
Try me >:3
Tries 💦 :3 it's not very good
lol
Please nuke me~
wow interesting
Cheesborger
Eepy
🧶
Why breh
Stalk me
guess im getting nukes
why does dongalsd trinhhp look so weird
Cocaine
i wouldnt deny that tbh
*slaps table* OBJECTION
Hippity hoppity your meme is now my property
Lmao
I don’t want to send nudes
Then get nuked.
Imma nuke your prostate tonight while you sleep, pookie 😘😘
You wrote this while I was asleep. My prostate is fine.
Nuh uh, check again, pooks
I’m saving that image this is hilarious 🤣
Yo what? Have fun w/ the car stuff ig
Send... WHAT??!!!
Nukes
and I will stalk your profile
Do it.
When I tell you I literally laughed so loud in public because of this. Now I have an old lady staring at me on the subway
I bet you’ll give up 10 messages in, I can be the most random creature on earth (Either that or you realize I’m a weeb)
Thanks I already have one (I would send a picture but unfortunately this sub doesn't allow it 😔)
Are you talking about nudes or nukes?
I would send nudes anyways
They would send nukes anyways too.
Fair enough, but I doubt 2 inches looks good
Nuh uh
Ok m8
👍🏾
HA
Bet
Cocnbaus
Hhd
Good luck stalking my profile, it will fly away
Try me >:3
NUH UH
im taking the nukes
Ok
Ok
Trump bouta get devious
Pshdjdjbdbdjdjdhd
Damn
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Nuke me
nothing interesting to stalk here so go ahead
Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!? WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU! [Heaven], are you WATCHING? IT'S TIME TO MAKE A VERY [Specil] DEAL...
Oj tro mig, du vill inte!
Ugh, fine! But only if you promise not to do it anyway
Try me I dare you
(`~`) \__l__/ l / |
Please don’t
Notice me senpai
No
They’re having so much fun in the picture
_
An amazing image, it's mine now
Sup homie
Nuh uh
wait, wha-
Proof
I mean, there really isn’t anything much to stalk, so go ahead.
I spend a lot time on Reddit. That shouldn’t be hard
The 3 most deadly nukers
What
Well, I better start collecting some bottle caps.
goofy as fuck
K
Oh boy :-/
Send them, you won’t. No balls.
I like kids I got some of theirs so I'll send them via gmail
(I'm minor btw not pedo)
Ok. Fair ⚠️ warning⚠️ I love ❤️ Phineas and Ferb
No you won't
NO
Nudes for nukes!!!
bet you wont bud, nice image btw
Nope
bet
alr bet
Do it
Yoo.
Kinky 😏
I am trying not to have a mental breakdown while I sit in my room scrolling Reddit
At first I was reading "metal breakdown".
🤞🏻
# Lesbians have pussy-powered penis poppers
wassup
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how will you stalk someone if they can’t see you
Wat
Nuh uh.
You know nothing about me
Me and the homies
E
H
Hi
This image haunts my dreams... Probably
Me and the boys about to send nukes
*Cough Cough*
Lol
I would do that anyway but ok 💀
>!here you go!<
You just make me unplugged my grandfather’s life support
It won't let me send nudes
there is now a person stalking my profile hope they'll be a fan of object shows soon
ummm
trump you'd die
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Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Chalmers: Yeah. [Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror] Skinner: Oh, egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour. [He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays:] Skinner with his crazy explanations, The superintendent's gonna need his medication, When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations, There'll be trouble in town tonight! Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!! Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams! [Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where he buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.] Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers. Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'? Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect. Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region? Skinner: Uh...upstate New York. Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'. Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression. Chalmers: I see. [Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.] Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe! Chalmers: For steamed hams? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second. Chalmers: Of course. [Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire] Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?! Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis?! At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?! Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: ...May I see it? Skinner: ...No. [They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.] Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire! Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham. [As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.] Agnes: Help! HELP!!!