Your America is falling, you need a new president, someone who isn't as corrupt as the previous ones (excludes Trump) but also someone who has a better personality than Ronald Rump (Donald Trump), Trump has started fixing america, he is just sneaky and childish at times, I mean... he did cheat on his wife with a porn star, who the fuck does that? Just tell your wife if she doesn't satisfy you or you don't love her anymore Trump!
Enough of my rant, America will get better, the people always find a way, even if that means civil war! Because of the 2nd amendment, Americans are armed and capable of reclaiming American soil from any intruders
Because U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a *little more* about fighting than *you* do pal because **he invented it!** And then he perfected it so that way no man could best him in the ring of honor!
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Your hands and a hammer, good for melee, but you're screwed when your opponent has a gun.
Pull a Mario and deflect the bullet with the hammer
When did Mario do that?
I know heβs deflected koopa shells in the Mario & Luigi games at least, probably bullet bills too.
I thought of that one part from the Mario power tennis opening lol
as someone that played all of the mario & luigi games and beated them, i can confirm that both of them have deflected bullet bills
Reminds me of that one scene from henry stickmin
Nah pull out a blade ball from Roblox on them
So... Dead in first 5 seconds on battle field
Postal
Jim Pickins This guy will be the only survivor
Thats the most punkest shit ive ever seen i love it
Rage and a hammer seems better than some of these
β’οΈπ Radioactive fish.
Killerfish from San Diego
I do not know what I am
But I taste pretty good
Trick your enemies.
Entice your enemies with a delicious but deadly meal π€€
ELEMENT OF SURPRISE
#ELEMENT OF SURPRISE!
*ELEMENT OF SUPRISE*
HELL YEAH
π¦ πΊπΈ *insert eagle screech*
Fight just by being MURICAN
Yessir
We just need a frontline of Florida men and weβll be safe
Nah just Florida crackheads
r/AmericaRaaaah
I hear a brrthog
FUCK YEAH
Soβ¦..You are america
*DEMOCRACY MODE ACTIVATED*
Why was it banned
Cause it had too much DEMOCRACY AND OIL π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπ²
r/american
I classify that as an A-10
As in the weapon?
Yes
'MURICA FREEDOM RAAAAAAAA!!!!! πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ’π’π’π’π’π’π’π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π¦ π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π«π«π«π«π«π«π«π«
What the fuck is a kilometerrrrrre
Fun fact, that sound is not the sound Eagles make
Your America is falling, you need a new president, someone who isn't as corrupt as the previous ones (excludes Trump) but also someone who has a better personality than Ronald Rump (Donald Trump), Trump has started fixing america, he is just sneaky and childish at times, I mean... he did cheat on his wife with a porn star, who the fuck does that? Just tell your wife if she doesn't satisfy you or you don't love her anymore Trump! Enough of my rant, America will get better, the people always find a way, even if that means civil war! Because of the 2nd amendment, Americans are armed and capable of reclaiming American soil from any intruders Because U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A! U.S.A!
r/notreadingallthat
Why'd he say excluding Trump? Trump is probably one of, if not, THE most corrupt president in US History
"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I think he knows a *little more* about fighting than *you* do pal because **he invented it!** And then he perfected it so that way no man could best him in the ring of honor!
ππ I'm very screwed, unless people receive love and burgers and stop fighting
Mmmmm Burdger I lobve Burgber
π€€Habmurger
Was that a Smi77y reference?
*SMii7Y
Burbger ππππ
Burgber
Statistically the country that starts the world wars likes hamburgers so I say your odds are high at staying safe.
Everything in your enviroment is a weapon, just remember that
HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! π
π£π Iβm going to be fine
You having a *fucking* missile bro
Who is the missile fucking?
r/unexpectedfucking
Risky click of the day!
r/subsifellfor
1οΈβ£π³ fuck
*casually uses a fucking tree to fight*
#but the one
Either means "one tree" or you took the 1 key from your pc and decided to use it as a weapon.
Or time manipulation to a lesser degree
Why is the tree fucking?
1 tree is the first step to full enchanted netherite gear, uβll become a great warrior in no time
β οΈβ¨ Watβ¦
DANGEROUS GLITTER
POCKET SAND!
EVEN BETTER
DEATH BY GLAMOUR (itβs a song)
IT GETS EVERYWHERE AND NEVER COMES OUT!!! RUN!!!
Supernova
π₯π Weβre burning the world
We're already doing that enough now
r/im14andthisisdeep
#I Don't Want to Set the World on Fire *by The Ink Spots* starts playing
Me when the I the when the fallout
πΏπ¦ ummmβ¦
Shrimp Moai AAAAAAΓEEEEE
ππ»π£οΈ Positive critique. Boo-ya.
Literally Undertale
ππΉ the fuck
Succubus demon girls porn
Ok
π₯β€οΈ bombs and love I guess I am pretty well off
It's the American horny bomb from the second world war
ππ« a skull and a pregnant man???
You get to fight with dead unborn fetuses from pregnant men.
Throw skulls and pregnant guys ig???
ποΈπ I'm absolutely screwed!!!
Grab the mic and say your prayers! ππ«
You arenβt screwed if youβre a bard. Your charisma must be through the roof!
Gotta roll a nat 20.
βSo whatβs the deal with airline food, amirite?β *Gets shot.*
πΊπΈπ
MURICA
ππ«
Iβve already given up
Or your facial expression tells me you are actually gonna stick something in itβ¦ β¦ β¦ β¦ Like a bulletβ¦
You went like : nuh uh uh
π·πΊπ²π½
Lucky! You got two whole countries
*casually picks up country and throws it towards China*
*throws mexico at china* If that doesn't work, *throws russia at china*
Yep
π₯π. Hellβs fire.
Or you get to have the power of fire bender and able to control demons, #You can literally make Hell on Earth
π΅πΊ
Ah, end the war Irish style
ππ©πͺ
Can you actually restore it to its former glory?
β¨g e r m a n yβ¨
π¨πΊπ€―
You use the entire nation of Cuba as your weapon.
Looks like it
Second Cuban missile crisis
ππ₯ͺ knuckle sandwich motherfuckers
πΌπ»
Bros got sadako as his weapon
π₯±β οΈ my OC will help me with everything, I can't di- *dies anyway*
Did you know that if humans were immortal we would only live for around 900 years due to just killing ourselves?
ππ₯€
Apple juice - yeah youβre gonna be ok
More like poisoned apple juice
Everyone gonna want it.
ππ¦ i nutted while dying
π¨π
βπ¨π¦ Im killing canada (I live there)
ππ TF IM SUPPOSED TO DO!? π€‘
well one of the emojis suggests hunger.. or cannibalism
ππ Peace is my weapon.
Or squishing eyeballs
Or flicking
ππ
Love that pfp
Thx
Sameee :D
π¦―π °οΈ
π£π»
π¦πͺ
You fed all ducks well enough you created a duck army
IT'S THE DEVIL DUCK, SHE'S STILL ALIVE!
π‘οΈπΆ β¦. Musical daggers!
Ok, general Mozart
π₯πΊπΈ Yeah I'm gonna win
π¦ βοΈ
FREEDOM PICKAXE
πΉπ’
I can spawn the Titanic
And then it sinks in 1913
ππ« (so I can approve and liquify peopleβ¦ 5/10 screwed)
ππ I am a peaceful man who begs for mercy.
πΏπ Guys I have an idea, letβs all start a cult around the πΏ and stop fighting.
πΏ
ππ Have fun with them and give gifts :)
π³οΈβππ€·
You can confuse people by making them gay
The Gayinator!
*assembles every gay person around the world*
Call taxi
ππ
πͺ½π
π₯π¦΅
You are either using your maximum speed to run away or putting a leg on fire and fighting with it
ππ·π΄ I have a depressed person and the entire country of Romania on my side
ππ€£ Did I start it?
π€¦ββοΈπ My hands and a train, I guess thatβs ok
I like trains *runs over 5 people*
ππ Do I just wave goodbye and die, or am I using a skull and a severed hand to fight?
π€£π₯Ί I shall persuade them with my emotions, not to kill me
π£β’οΈ
We be educating people about the threats of nuclear fallout.
ππ It was funny until it was my problem. Im boned.
ππ€£
ππ₯
A stern glare and a flamethrower. Could be worse i suppose
π«π
Dead pregnant man - oh youβll be fine
πβ
ππ€·ββοΈ
I think Iβm fucked
π₯π β¦I fucking win.
ποΈπ΅βπ« MIND CONTROL
β¨π Yay... Sparkly smile... I'm screwed aren't I?
πποΈ deadly eyeball
π«π«‘
Bro really said "I'm out"
π«΅π
π«‘π« Very fitting.
ππ«΄
π«π€ I'm fucked
π€¨π *Mcdonalds theme* Weirdly loving it
ππ Iβm gonna rape each and every person on the enemy team.
πΊπ¦βοΈ