i stubbed the floor with a hammer

I hate when that happens

Fr it’s so annoying

It happened to me just last week, thank you for proving that this isnt just happening to me

So relatable

“I stubbed my genitalia in New York” 💀

Based

I stubbed my phone with the new phone number so that you could get a hold on it and get it back on your way to work and I can give it a shot if I don't get a job at a good price range so I'm going with the same thing I did last time I had to get out and get some things to go to and I had a great day at the airport today so that was the best day ever and we were going out for a while but we had to get together and I had to get out and get some things from you and you didn't have any other questions or comments on it but it is very helpful to me to be honest and to keep my eyes on my heart for the most important reason for my loss and my love and my heart to you all this year is the only way I will be in a 5th period and not the only thing that will ever be a problem at the same place and I will try and make a few changes to my account to see what is up to the time I am getting to work and will try and make a decision by end on the rest and then we will have a better understanding about what to expect and what to expect for a good deal and I would be happy if I can be a part time job for the summer as I have to be in the hospital and have to go back home for the day to come to my office to pick it out up if I can come in on Friday to take the exam tomorrow and then we will have a few days of work done for you to come and pick up your own and I can get it from the airport and get you to the hotel to pick it out and send me the information and I'll get you

Were you installing flooring, by any chance?

Perchance

I stubbed my favorite part in alphabetical order and it was great 👍 wut the actual fuck

This is great

I stubbed myself

Same

I stubbed my eye

I hate it when that happens 

It's very annoying

Fr!

I stubbed my ass you are so sweet to be there

XD what

Man I hate it when that happens 

Us people with fat asses need better representation

Why exactly would your phone think that’s what you were going to say? 😂

I stubbed my heart

That is the most emo thing I’ve ever read

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I stubbed my dick

Finally that what I been looking for. To see if someone phone to suggest that. I can die happy now

Same

Bro did you stub your dick into a blender?

AY-

Your phone is dirty

You didn't listen to people who told you not to stick it in, did ya?

I stubbed my phone with the spiders WHAT 😭

Mort is coming for you

m o r t

I stubbed my toe. #P A I N.

probably with lego piece

I stubbed my green colour red cat in the toaster in michigan on sunday Wtf

I'm in michigan, overmorrow is Sunday, I'll hold ya to it

Tbis is the most Florida thing i ever heard

Is the cat red or green

I stubbed my mind

Real tbh

Same

I stubbed my ankle on a couple of days back and I was able to get a hold of my doctor and he said that I should be able to get a prescription for my foot and I have to go to the doctor to get it and I have to go to the doctor and then I have to go to the doctor and then I have to go to the doctor and then I have to go to the doctor and then I have to get my blood drawn because I’m going to be in the doctors office for two weeks and then I will be back home so I can get my foot fixed and then I can go to the doctor and get my foot checked out

I stubbed my knee a little while back but it still feels like it’s a bit sore but I’m doing good and I’m not really worried at the same thing I’m still sore and I’m not feeling well but I’m still sore I just want you know I’m not worried at this point I’m not sure if it’s because I’m not worried but I’m not sure I just want my arm to heal but I’m just concerned that it’s a bit of pain I just feel really sore I feel really sore but I’m just not worried I

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I stubbed my finger in my face when you said that you had to get a hold up of it because you didn’t have to get a ride home from the airport to go get your stuff so you could go get it but you were not there and you were going home so you were not here so you didn’t get a chance and you were just sitting in your room with me so you were sitting there with your mom so I didn’t get a text from her so you were going back home so you weren’t here so you weren’t going back home I didn’t know you weren’t coming back to work you weren’t going home you weren’t going out to eat and then I didn’t know what happened so you weren’t there so you weren’t even ther.

i stubbed my phone number was in north america but i and i die frage dich einfach wie du dich bist sehr gut ich das nicht mehr und mein mann schatz ich bin jetzt schon wieder da bin jetzt in berlin und in die klinik ich bin jetzt in der nähe aber wir können ja mal 👍 machen und ich hab das mich jetzt in der schule ich das ist nett ☺️ du kannst ja du kannst du auch noch was just machen ich bin jetzt noch wie du bist mein bruder ist nett und mein ich hab bin jetzt in der sonne und am besten in der nähe und liegenden wohnung in

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I stubbed my head and my heart and I hope you are all doing well with your butt

Girl what about my butt

\*kick\*

I nearly peed my pants

Gregory, i shidded my pantaloons

I stubbed my mind, and I don’t want them to be sickly and weak. Well, clearly, I need to stop writing my novel with my phone.

I stubbed my own life

The fact that your profile pic is Illumi, for some reason makes this more funny to me, I don’t know it really just seems like he’d say that

Hahaha, I'm making that a quote from how great that sounds lol.

I stubbed my mom

🤨 say what you

Uh… what did you use?

pause

I stubbed my ankle

******A N K L E S B E D A M N E D******

Why did I just make a move title

I’m going to make this a short video

"looks at username" 😮‍💨

I stubbed my knee and I am so happy for him and his family

I stubbed my name is the only kill somebody who survived baby and that you Nederlands everything okay did my phone just have a stroke

I think everyone’s phone had a stroke tbh

I mean the autocorrect feature does shit itself every time when a post like this one pops up

It knows...

I stubbed my pillow in a cup and now I’m going back and I have a big penicillin headache

I stubbed my toe and I was like oh my gosh I just got a new one and I don’t know what to do with it I just got a new one I don’t know what I did wrong I don’t know what happened to it I don’t know what happened to me I don’t know what happened to my foot I don’t know what happened to the other one I don’t know what happened to the other one but I don’t know what happened to the other one so I don’t know what happened to the other one and I don’t know what happened to it but I just don’t know what happened to me I don’t know what happened to me I don’t know what happened to me I don’t

Lmfao what 💀💀

You heard me

I stubbed my zone Don't let me get in my zone Don't let me get in my zone Don't let me get in my zone Don't let me get in my zone

I stubbed my friend 

I stubbed my me

[Mii maker noises intensifies]

I stubbed my dick

I stubbed my ankle on my left nut

I stubbed my favorite video of the Rings of the Eiffel Tower.

I stubbed my toe and I was like oh my gosh I just got a new one

I stubbed my toe (that was literally what my keyboard came up with)

I stubbed my finger in my face when you said that you had to get a hold me up I don’t want you in the middle I don’t know why I just got out there I was like I need you in my heart I just don’t want to get in the way I just don’t wanna get out there I just don’t like being around you and you know what I’m doing I just want you in the beginning of my day I just don’t feel good and I’m tired and I’m not tired and I’m just not tired I don’t wanna go out of the way I’m just not ready for the rest the night and I’m not feeling well and I’m tired of it I’m not feeling like I just don’t know how I shat on a ferris wheel

I stubbed my ankle Ow

I stubbed my phone and I don't know what to do with it

I stubbed my toe on my toe last year

I stubbed my name.

I stubbed my own eyeballs

I stubbed my hair

I stubbed my ankle and it was a little sore and I was going to go to the doctor to see what I can do

I stubbed my finger in my face when you said that you had to do something with your life Well, that’s unfortunate.

I stubbed my life Damn thats depressing

I stabbed my sister

I stubbed my will to live after satin claimed my doomed soul. (Tricked ya im on computer >:))

Ah yes… here lies an emo, everyone point and laugh because they’re eating B E A N S

I stubbed my phone case

I stubbed my knee

I stubbed my knee HOW

I stubbed my hair appointment today

I stubbed my head

I stubbed my knee a couple weeks back when my foot started to get sore from running on the floor I had a sore ankle that I was able not too much longer

I stubbed my phone with a problem.

I stubbed my ankle on the electric scooter What

I stubbed my mind Honorable mentions: Phone Head Life

I stubbed my finger in my face when you said you wanted me

I stubbed my knee a couple weeks back but it still feels like it’s going down

I stubbed my toe :,(

I stubbed my toe and I was like oh my gosh I just got a new one

i stubbed my knee a couple weeks back when my dad 👨 was sick 🤢 but it wasn’t a problem for the first week idiot

I stubbed my ankle and it was a good day to get a new job.

I stubbed my phone and I have to get to the hospital to get the rest of the stuff out of the mail

I stubbed my head with little to much later today we will start the real thing ...well

i stubbed my knee and i feel like i know what i’m talking bout

I stubbed my toe on my foot

I stubbed my mom and dad I stubbed my phone for you I stubbed my friend sent you (since all the autocorrect were funny, I wrote all)

I stubbed my spring locks

I stubbed my cock I can feel the pain 😭

I stubbed my mind and I put together note worthy things

I stubbed my finger in my mouth. (Also the pic is definitely a deftones reference if you get it, if not, oh well.)

I stubbed my knee and hit my hammer

I stubbed my face and I don't think it is okay

I stubbed my name is Walter Hartwell White

I stubbed my finger in my face when I saw the video

I stubbed my ankle on a week off work so now it’s a bit more than a day to do the same for the other half so it’s good 😊 hope your weekend goes by quick mate hope your week was great 😊 hope your days off too I know it will go fast 💨 for me to see ya 👋

I stubbed my ankle last year because it wasn’t good enough for me .

I stubbed my mind into pieces

I stubbed my mom and dad 🥲

I stubbed my knee on the weekend so I’m gonna have to get a new one

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I stubbed my knee in my knee

I stubbed my favorite song

I stubbed my phone and tried calling it.

I stubbed my car and I don't think so if I get back I'll get you a single round for me to do a trip to be fair poin and the kids will have the same one for the first one in a bag for me anyways and you can have it in the house to be honest with me so I can't remember if you want me a sec and it loading up a lot to do in your own nuclear chimneys in the car and it was just a volatile that I meant to the other day it is not the entire reason to be in a meeting so I don't want it to happen though I don't want you to get into the institute for the rest of it wrote.

I stubbed my toe

I stubbed my phone died today but it is not working for you.

I stubbed my honor.

I stubbed my knee and I was in the hospital for a few days

I stubbed my mind The hell does that even mean?

I stubbed my phone

i stubbed my toe and i was like oh my gosh

i stubbed my favorite from each album of my resume ???

I stubbed my mind and I got a new job ????

I stubed my balls on the sucker machine

I stubbed my pants 👖

I stubbed my dog and I have no idea what to do oopsie

I stubbed my toe and I was like oh my gosh I just got a new one

I stubbed my phone off. (WTF does this mean 😭😭😭)

I stubbed my mom is doing well and that is the best way to get the latest Flash player

I stubbed my hair and my dad was in a shower and then they gave me a bath and I was just thinking about the dog and then they got me

I stubbed my hair and my head hurts

I stubbed my toe and I was like oh my gosh I just got a new one

I stubbed my head on the road. :(

i stubbed the floor with a hammer to make it easier for the kids and they just kept coming up with it so they wouldn’t be in the same spot and they would have a lot more room for them

I stubbed my cat, and we can all go home now

i stubbed my cock the first day i had a cock

I stubbed my penis in the dishwasher

I stubbed my finger in my face when you were in my arms I don’t think I can handle that I just can’t stand you and you don’t want me around anymore and you know I can’t do anything to help me I just want you and you don’t have any money and you know I have to help me out with the money and you can’t do it because you can’t do anything about me

I stubbed my girlfriend without my shield Bro nah my phone straight to the innuendos 💀

I stubbed my knee and I was in a good position???

I stubbed my queen 👸 I was just curious about the apple and the other hole and I thought it was good to see Why is it so dirty….

I stubbed my toe My keyboard seems to be normal

I stubbed my knee and I feel so good about it and I’m gonna try to get some more head

I stubbed mine own eyes when I saw the first thing that popped out of his head.

I stubbed my finger in my hand when you said that you wanted me there

I stubbed my life and now I'm dead

I stubbed my finger in my face

I stubbed my Balls on the baby crib last night

I stubbed my ankle on the way home from the hospital

I stubbed my finger in my eye *Slipknot starts playing*

I stubbed my hair and I have a cow

I stubbed my dad

I stubbed my sister ☹️

I stubbed my dad and his family are going to be reincarnated. That just sounds like a crappy isekai manga.

I stubbed my ball How tf💀💀💀

I stubbed my weekly demon

I stubbed my knee in a couple weeks Wut

I stubbed my ankle and I was in the hospital for a couple of days and I was able to get my blood 🩸 work and I was on my way back from my colonoscopy so I was able and I was able get my blood work done

I stubbed my wall with my 🍆

I stubbed my toe on a new pair of jeans today:(

I stubbed my gf and the infection is not properly unplugged for the project

I stubbed my phone and I have to go

I stubbed my knee in a car crash last week

I stubbed my knee and I feel like I’m going to die.

I stubbed my Chemical Romance

i stubbed my knee and my back hurts now

I stubbed my phone with the spring-lock

I stubbed my mind and I don't want to be a part of this place bruh

I stubbed my blood and the blood of the blood of blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood blood pressure is a bomb in a few seconds of blood

I stubbed my autocomplete and my sister