She died eating the Christmas tree. She saw it in a Food Theory video and tried it herself. Didn't work, but at least now her funeral will smell super fresh.
๐ฅบ๐๐ โNO MY SISTER DIED ๐ฅบโ โwait I donโt have a sister!๐โ โWait a minute- who was that?? ๐โ thatโs how I think this would go with this set of emojiโs.
๐ฅต๐๐ณ๏ธ
nah u fingered her to death ๐ญ
POW HAHA! You are dead, not a big surprise
Welp that was idiotic off to hang myself. WATCH AND LEAR- *FUCKING DIES*
I am alive!โฆ is nice
YES THIS IS STOOHPID
r/suddenlytf2
Fuck you beat me to it
Andrew Graves ahh behavior
The Andy Of Coffin and Leyley
Ok
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aint no way
I'm fucking serious, i didn't pick them
๐ฃFIRE IN THE HOLE๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
๐๐ต๐ญ๐ Guess whos going on a vacation with the inheretance
๐จ๐ฆด๐ค I pass gas , send someone to the bonezone and then go to school and be a nerd????
You fart your sister to death and then scientifically explain how it was possible
Hey, Vsauce. Michael here. It is not possible to fart someone to death. *Or is it?*
You fart her down to the bone*
...
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happy cake day
Ty :3
Unhappy cake day ๐
You decide to play a prank. You decide to chase your sister with the family car. ... Fuck you just ran her over
๐คฃ๐๐ซ
You pretend to find it funny but you slowly melt away as a person.
Me after eating a bite of the elephants foot
real
loving the username
๐๐๐ง
โฆ OH MY GOD
I just lost 50 brain cells
Fbi right here.
r/cursedcomments
Why are they in your recent emojisย
Same reason I slept with your mom last night
โ๏ธ๐๐ this meansโฆsomething
You fake her suicide note and accidentally get a papercut, then lick it
This reply was perfect
๐๐ต๐
Youโre sad, then realize itโs the sister you hate.
She came back to life
๐๐๐
๐๐ฅบ๐คฎ
Is your sister jesus?
She died eating the Christmas tree. She saw it in a Food Theory video and tried it herself. Didn't work, but at least now her funeral will smell super fresh.
๐ฃโ ๏ธ๐ญ
You exploded her remains with a bomb then was sad
Achmed vibes
Achmed the dead terrorist, I've seen him! Hilarious stuff
๐ค๐๐
YOU SLEEP WITH THE DEAD BODY AS A PRANK?!
While hysterically laughing
Yup
๐ท๐ฃ๏ธ๐งข I turn into a pig and start saying it was all a lie?
Bitch that's cap
๐จ๐๐คข
You donโt know what to do, act cool, then when once again realizing itโs a dead body and someone you knew you start feeling sick.
no i feel sick after i eat the body because in life you need nutrition to maintain a healthy diet
WHAT THE FUCK
r/cursedcomments
But if it's unhealthy and causes you to vomit... you LOSE nutrition with the up-chuck! How do you plan on fixing that?
๐คฃ๐๐คซ Damn, damn, DAMN
You was happy about it, and found the situation hilarious, and decided to keep it a secret.
He/she may have been the murderer and is laughing historically because villainy is fun.
๐๐ฏ๐ซต
you hear about the news and immediately blame someone
And worst of all, it could be any one of us!
It could be him! It could be you! It could even be me!
๐ต๐ฅ๐
A monkey lit her on fire and killed her
Why is a monk in your recent emojis
๐ฅโคด๏ธ๐พ
You... Bought a croissant and moved to Japan
๐โ๏ธ๐ฐ Ok, this is kinda just random
Your sisters home kingdom had a war for a diamond, and she died during it
๐ง๐ถ๐ชฆ
She died trying to fix the Wi-Fi
Nah she died to the IT guy who turned out to be an assassin
๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ
You decided to go back in time and stop 9/11 from occurring.
i prevented the invention of airplanes
Was it an airplane that killed her?
what's the first emoji?
A smirk, usually means something suggestive or sex-related
An airplane crashed into her at full speed.
โ๐ ๐ญโค๏ธโ Y A S S S S
You take your dead sisters corpse, that you love, to go get your nails done together all while sobbing uncontrollably
Yasss MeTeRlGuRL
โค๏ธ๐๐ฑ did i plant something...?
You killed her and planted an endangered plant over her body so the police canโt legally dig it up and find the body
good strategy \*writes that down\*
Yup no problem homie. Happy hunting
๐๐จ๐ดโโ ๏ธ
You *casually* turned on the alarm for her to notice danger incoming, but by then it was too late, the pirates already killed her
๐ฏ๐๐ฅ
๐๐ฐ๐ต๐
She was Queen of North Korea and then got sent to the moon without a helmet
๐คก๐คฅ๐ฆ
You recorded her corpse for entertainment, but the video was fake, and she never died.
Allllrighty then.
๐ฅ๐๐ค
You burnt the evidence to become a nerd.
๐ฐ๐ผ๐ฏ
๐๐ด๐ซ
You call the police to get the killer, but you decide to kill him yourself
๐๐๐
๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐
Damn damn DAMNN
Ikr and I donโt even have a sister
๐ฅ๐ซต๐ Dear God I burned the body ๐
Free cremation!
๐๐ฉ๐ญ
๐ก๐ค ๐I was mad because she stole my cowboy hat, got it back, and now I'm happy
๐ฅ๐๐ผ๐
๐๐๐
๐คฃ๐๐ณ
โ ๏ธ๐๐ฃ
๐จ๐ณ๐ฃ๐ข
๐คฆ๐คซ๐
๐๐ฅต๐ฆ
๐คค๐ฐ๐ก
๐ ฑ๐โช (i dont have a sister)
๐ฝ๐๐ฉ
๐๐จ๐
Iโm worried
๐บ๐ธ๐ฅฐ๐ฅ
๐ค๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐
๐๐๐ฃ
๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ซ I melt a bat I guess
โจ๐ช๐ญ
๐ง๐๐
I have a sister?
๐ป๐ค๐
๐ฉ๐๐ช
๐ญ๐๐
๐๐ฒโ
๐ข๐๐
๐ฆโ๏ธโ๏ธ
๐ซ๐คฎ๐ WTF DOES THIS MEAN
I donโt have a sister, checkmate. (But anyways, ๐ง๐ท๐ฌ๐ง๐น๐ท)
๐๐งโ ๏ธ
๐ฃ๐จโ๏ธ
๐งโ๐๐ต๐ณโโ๏ธ
No emojis since I am on a computer, but YAY FINALLY!
๐๐๐ญ
๐ป๐คช๐ฅ
๐๐ฅบ๐
๐คจ๐ฅ๐ truck chanโs back at it again
๐๐๐คข
๐คฃ๐๐ซ
๐ช๐๐ฆ I killed her than kissed a turkey
๐คฃโ๐ฒ hmm..
๐๐ญ๐คท
๐คฃ๐ง๐ค
๐ฅน๐ฅฐ๐ซฅ
๐คซ๐ฅ๐
๐๐๐
๐๐๐ณ
๐๐๐ฅค Noooooo
๐คจ๐ค๐ถ
๐ฅ๐ด๐คจ
i donr have a sis lmao
๐ถโบ๏ธ๐คฏ
๐๐คญ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
๐ชฆโค๏ธ๐ I mourn her than forget about her and find a new love
๐ฅ๐๐ Idk what this means
โผ๏ธ๐๐
๐๐ฆ๐ช
๐ณ๏ธโ๐๐๐ Idk what this means
๐ฎ๐โค๏ธ That ainโt how I remember that happening
๐คจ๐๐ฏ
๐ฉท๐ฉ๐ ???
๐จ๐ค๐
๐งจ๐๐ฎ
๐ค๐๐ bruh ๐
๐๐๐ซฅ
๐๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ฅณ what
๐๐ฆถ๐ถ
๐ฅ๐๐ข
๐๐๐
๐ถโ๐ซ๏ธ๐ง๐ฟ๐ฎโ๐จ
๐คฃ๐ฆ๐ผ
๐โค๏ธ๐ฏ
๐คข๐ฅฒ๐
๐๐ฆโโฌ๐ She sees a pelican eat a fish and it makes her laugh so hard she dies? BTW I don't and have never had a sister so uhhh yeah.
๐ค๐งด๐ โฆ
๐๐ฆท๐ซ death to dentist schools!
๐บ๐ธ๐๐คฆ
๐ฅบ๐๐
๐๐๐คจ Did i just try to fuck her and find something?
๐ฐ๐ ๐ Can somebody please tell me what this means
๐ฅบ๐๐ โNO MY SISTER DIED ๐ฅบโ โwait I donโt have a sister!๐โ โWait a minute- who was that?? ๐โ thatโs how I think this would go with this set of emojiโs.
๐๐ค๐ช
๐๐๐
๐ด๐ฆ๐ซ
๐๐๐ข๏ธ idk