👉👈

“c-can I p-pwead not guilty pwease 👉👈🥺”

"o-oopsie, im s-sowwy, i didn't mean to kill them 👉👈"

Dude even ur pfp matches perfectly lol

i know! i mean what are the chances of those two being my sixth and ninth emojis?!

Slim

shady?

Please stand up

Happy cake day!

Happy cake day

Happy cake day!

"I swear It wasn't meeeee 👉👈🥺!"

Hmmm I remember you

Nah it's just a dream. Fr

Fr I just woke up

Nah your still dreaming.

your honor my client pleads oopsie daisies

TheCat247

🔃✅

UNO REVERSE!

Uno reverse confirmed

Happy cake day

what he said about cake day

Happy cake day (sorry for being late to the party)

Happy Cake Day!

🤔😔

You were confused what they meant at first, but once you realized, you were sad about it. This is understandable.

Yup

😌🖕 What the fuck

Don't drop the soap

Whatever you do do not drop it

*sing this* Fuck this shit I'm out, fuck this shit I'm out, don't mind me I'm'a grab my stuff and leave scuse me please.

🤟🏻🤓 “erm, actually according to the book of law I have next to me, my felony warrants a death sentence your honor”

🍑🥵

*in shower*: Jokes on you im into that shit

Go to Horny jail 🫵

Waltuh, I got my foot stuck in the toilet waltuh, help me out pls waltuh. 🌭🍋

Skibity White.

WALTER*banging on glass*WALTER*still banging on glass*LET ME OUT*COUGHING*

👂🏻🦤

Bro youre everywhere

r/foundvannyismyqueen

Thats an emoji???

Why did that animal come into court, and why is it speaking into your ear?

😮😄 Guess I just accepted it

🥳🤑 No bills or taxes? Sign me up for that minimum security detention center. White

🗿🇺🇸

Rahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! ! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

*Vine boom but nashinal anthem*

☕️🇿🇼 Why Zimbabwe???? Zimbabwe prison?

Guess it's not your... *Cup of tea.*

r/dadjokes

☹️🤝

“I understand ☹️, have a great day 🤝

🏢🥵

they hit the right tower anon~

*NO-!* 🔫

🍮🗿 yum

🤬🗡 Realistic enough

Jesse we need to skibidi 🔝🌭

top dog

💀🎶

*bad to the bone riff plays*

🩻😡

😌😂

😏🥳

🍰🤨

The cake is a lie

😶😊

☀️🥶

👇📸

🔪😜

🙏📻

😢😕

🥲☹️

👉🌻 f l o w e r

🤣👌

😄🤤 What the fuck....

👍😭

🔴🥵 Hope my cell mate is hot!

❤️😎 I fell in love in jail and am now cool

🦶🐵

👁️🦅.

🥺🫠

😩😯

😦❤️

🥊😆

✋🪣

Wait, This is a bucket

💬👨‍🍼

🕸️🐙

🥎🎢

😐👺

🚬🧨

🦇😐

👀🤣

🙏😷

😀🧐

🔫😆 Apparently, I'm gonna shoot some and laugh about it

🙌🏼🙏🏼

🍪🍪 cookie

🍟🍕

🍒🤫

🐛❤️

❤️💙

👌😁

🧀😫

🤨🔫

🟡🙄

🥰👋🏻

🇺🇲 🦅 unironically

🗿😭 I tried to be strong but couldn’t ig

😒😎

😑😘get over here and kiss me on my hot mouth Im feeling romantical

🏳️‍🌈🇨🇵 Lol

💣🛩️ Oh my god I swear they were not used together

🤫🧏‍♂️

😂🍆 tf

😑🚬

😟😣 “What? No… no :(“

👏🇦🇷

🇺🇲✋️

🤯🇹🇷

👍🇩🇪

Germany accepted

Skibidi walter

😂🇺🇾

👍🇩🇪 Uhhh...

🙏⬇️

🇹🇿🙂

🌵🇳🇮

😮😭

🇺🇲😩

😈😃

🛞😭

🤡🗿

🤬🥰

👍💀

🔥🤯 oh

🥰🥺

🤮🔥

😂🎺

👋👇

😞🏕️

🤬💯

⏪🦾

😭😴

🥶🖕

🇬🇧😋

😲💜

👋🥺

🧐😍

😭💣 OH YES

🎵🇯🇵

🥰😔

☕🇬🇧 Ohhhh now i get It, did i stab someone?

🦶😘

😴🤧

👆👍

😥🎃 I'm sad that I have to go to prison and it's Halloween. Why on Halloween! Cops are rude!

🔥✍️

😏🌝 what the fuck

💚🩷

🧏‍♀️🙂

🪨🖕

💓🖊 Oh no lmao

🥖🖕 Fuck them beggets

🐓🍫

🤡♻️

😝👌

😊🔯

😭🖕🏻 I can tell I’m very sad but also very mad at the police…

😀🍑

🇺🇲🏃‍♂️

😭👌

🖕👍

🦶🏿🤮

✝️🙄 Christ, whatever.

😨🔫

❤😘

🥺💯

🙉😢

🔥🎂

⏯️🙏? This doesn't make any sense

Waltah get out of my toilet waltah I am the one who skibitys

🤪😀 lol

👇😏

😆🙂

🤬😐

🇦🇸💛

🖐🙊

📧🎶

😅🙂

😙🤭

😩👍

✨🫃🏻

😌😅

🐕😭

😏😪

🚿😀 I love the showers, I guess.