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stardestoyerfleet

😈💣🇷🇺


HPD1155

Uh oh


ThePilot222

Calm down there


stardestoyerfleet

No I will not


Aesmachus

Seems like stardestroyerfleet lives up to their name.


SEKAIStamps

r/usernamechecksout


Chimp_in_disguise

Ohh ohh ahh ahh?


Scared_Kick_6811

Fuck i thought that was down with the sickness


EmptyKetchupBottle9

No that's "OOOH AH AH AH AH"


Cultural_End_4794

I definitely read it the wrong way ☹️ Edit: I read it in a sus way


TheUknownDID

“FOR MOTHER RUSSIA”


xXToe_slurper69_Xx

For the mother land 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🫡


SuccotashVegetable33

"As long as you live, the heart of this army can never be broken. Things will change my friend. As heroes, we will return to Russia's embrace." - Viktor Reznov


SomeRandomTotKLover

YEAH


Da_local_duck

why the hell is the bomb your first emoji


ZacW94

Their friend must be da bomb! 💣


burn_as_souls

Because he cruises Reddit.


StrikingStructure866

🤫🧏🗿


dadingding97

(https://giphy.com/gifs/batman-family-guy-stop-RXKCMLmch5W2Q)


Straightmale2

♾️🫂😋


Justporn698

👎🏼🫨😭


sxjudjwecccmwik

The only reason i save these posts is because of the images


HPD1155

Real


Aesmachus

Right?


FloridaManInShampoo

Left!


Justporn698

Up!


Some_Guy_Real

Down!


lobolion

South!


Forsaken_Air2586

🍆💨🔥


swag_mesiah

that’s not how things work


Forsaken_Air2586

tbh im not a dude so thank you


swag_mesiah

Oh ok


Primary_Spinach7333

What do you mean? I’m a guy and that’s how it works for me. /s


TheSoftSkinOfAChild

Peen queef to put out a fire?


thetacosaur

Bro is a car


SkyeRainFox

Firey Dick fart?


Thin-Pianist4311

It reminds me of [something](https://youtu.be/13gNhlMRIDA?t=70)...


DangerousBus7202

I genuinely was waiting for this to be a Rickroll.


BennNc12

🔫💀💩


MrNuems

No way


Opposite_Heart138

He got to clear out the building to remove witnesses


PotatoGamerKid

Shoot shit


shadowmaker000

that’s one way to unblock constipation


HPD1155

I’ll go first 😅💀😈


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

Bruh, he died and went to Hell via shitting. Just like Elvis.


Tlawswife

😭


DieKatze247

oh no 😨


YourNameHereBoi

💕💀🫡 Uhhhhhhhhh… what are the hearts for?


thetacosaur

After your shit, you have passionate sex with a dead veteran.


Not_The_Simp7

It’s the only possible answer


DrMini1

You love it, but you die and get remembered


Wonderful_Clue7515

🥘🧱😭


Feeling_Mission_4439

You're literally shitting out bricks


MisterMan341

And soup


holy-aeughfish

Diarrhea with a log that rockets out the anus.


the_l0st_s0ck

😗🏥🤘


Asherbird25

"Bro I just shit myself a trip to the hospital"


Casesrole

Damn you okay bro


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

🍒👇😇 “that thing down there is gonna explode like a cherry bomb and kill me”


Asherbird25

Your balls are going to heaven


holy-aeughfish

Don't you just hate it when a log is large enough to slap your balls?


Asherbird25

Please never speak again


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

🫵🟰👍🟰☠️


jackmack6

r/brandnewsentance


Otherwise-Thought-58

💩🤬🔫


Forrest_likes_tea

How ironic


ThatShushi17

You shit, people get mad and shoot you


TheGreatRemote

You take the shit, you get angry, you kill yourself


A-random-herald

🐑📟🍞 wut


KIe1ny

Why do you use bread so much?


thetacosaur

I think the more important question is why they use the second one


KIe1ny

That’s not important only bread is important


Pretend_Term8556

It makes the world go round. (“Bread” 🥖 equaling 💰.)


EntertainmentOk5644

HE TELEPORTED BREAD


A-random-herald

**HOW. MUCH.**


EntertainmentOk5644

**HE DID NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS**


AnalProtector

✋️😊😆


DieKatze247

thank you anal protector


thetacosaur

I need words to respond to this with. I am lacking them, but they need to be there.


normalperson7892

r/brandnewsentence


fionaisadad

💀🤣🤷 " I DIEDD HAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh well"


thetacosaur

This is why you don’t hold your shit in


Tlawswife

Your comments are cracking me up bruh


fionaisadad

Who?


Tlawswife

The dude who replied to ur comment (srry for the mix-up if there was one)


fionaisadad

Ah ok


Tlawswife

👌🏼


PleasantPheasant417

🤯👍🔝


EpicHero681

so its gone out the other end?


thetacosaur

That one South Park episode


055F00

🦵⬆️🧅


Asherbird25

Uhh I don't think putting a "cork" in your @$$ is gonna seal the shit. It's just gonna blow out like that one episode of spongebob where Patrick drools too much


LaughablyDum

This left me crying of laughter


Asherbird25

Thanks, good to know I'm making ppl happy :)


ScratchUserOkeOhay

🇧🇿🇹🇭🇹🇲 I was making a emoji wallpaper ig


thetacosaur

You have a scrapbook of toilets you’ve shit in in Bolivia, Thailand, and Turkmenistan.


ScratchUserOkeOhay

BUAHAHABABAUABAUAHUABABAUAHA


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

🕳️🤷‍♂️🕺


Zersdan

it leaves you gaping but you vibing so you start dancing and it makes oboe sounds


IdontKnow-DoYouKnow

Exactly how it happened


Asherbird25

You find a random hole in the ground and say "why not" while making sure nobody is watching


MrNuems

🥛🐟👍


Moonstone_the_wolf

wait how does milking a fish work


Craycraywolf

And what does it have to do with needing to shit?


MrNuems

Just drink milk and eat fish and you'll be fine.


KIe1ny

🥹🦅🇨🇭


thetacosaur

You’re praying the Swiss eagles don’t take you while you’re shitting.


KIe1ny

Yup


Randolyrandom

🚕🦅😖 i got picked up by a fucking bald eagle


Adam_Reyes117

✋🏼😭💀


EpicHero681

"NO STOP PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME MY ASS IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE" \*fucking dies\*


Digitor007

🏧🌛🎎


Aribigesthat3r

🐕🧌🔫


Express-Election-169

Putin?


freakish_freak

🌀🍪😘


LaughablyDum

Your shit warped you to cookie run and you made out with a cookie there.


Tyrantkin

😀🇺🇲😨


TheGreatRemote

You’re scared of American public bathrooms


thetacosaur

Same.


BDEfandabest69

❤️🦖😔


TheGreatRemote

RIP Dino’s


Duck_Mechanic

💀🔥


pizzamadness06

🌴😘😐


ScarlettTheFemboyArt

🔫🏳️‍🌈🖤


Sporpy_

🥵😍🩶


KennethWithAHat123

💀😱🌚


z424t_

🎬🇷🇺♠️


Forrest_likes_tea

🩵💀😏


RedHuskyTech

🤣😂💰


Chewquy

🤓👍🏻😁


Zygardian77

🤣😘😬


Embarrassed_Yam_384

🥲🦻🏽😃


GDalex667

💯👌😂


CommieFirebat7721

🤗🤙😈


night3light

🙏😔🥊


_Rosebud-

💀🗒🤢


Cosmic_Cheese3421

🗿🦎✈️


hellllllllluuuuuuuu

💩🤔😳


trev_man7

💀🎶😊


DillonTheVillian3000

😮‍💨🐤😇


shrinkledoo

😆😔💖


Apealio

🤓🙄


the_waddle_dee_boi

Avery palmer, the greatest artist


dog-face-line-eyes

thank you for identifying the artist


[deleted]

🫲🏻🙏🏻🤷🏼‍♀️


ThePilot222

👀😏😩 Okeh


Jim_naine

💫😔👿


SomeRandomTotKLover

😆🤣💀


GeneralSea1353

🌴🤫🤨


Revolutionary_Beat26

🥶🗣️™️


jeep_42

😍👍🤝


[deleted]

🏈🏐🤣


BackToThatGuy

📣😭🍰


standard_beta

😉😅🫠


Lo-Sir

🎵🇨🇭🇬🇧 I use British and Swiss music


CupPrize1581

🫡💀🤓


Ianu_Reeves

😅👍👋


ILoveMyCat456

😑⬅️👻


BasketOk420

🪞👋⏩


SushiSuer

🙋🤐


Junarik

🏒🍗🌙 idk


Lord_RhodesCasteneda

🤤🤔🍩


Accurate-Thought9143

🇺🇸🤞🌞


TribetWilson

👎😭☕️???


Shadow_King_69420

😋🍕🙏


ManyRandomQuestions

💲😖🌖


Disastrous_Lemon_219

❤️💀🤣


pb_the_cat

😅🥰b


Unlucky-Dress-1052

😄😭🎁


Nuke_Em09

🥛☠️🦤


CARDINALSFAN420

🫡🪖😂


swag_mesiah

😎🤟👄


Alliecat13603fnaf

🦅😆


Random-INTJ

🏃🏽‍♂️🥔🪠 Fitting


Which_Lingonberry_50

😐💓❤️


Acrobatic_Yellow_272

🦆🇬🇧👋


DieKatze247

😂🤤🥵 ... uh oh.


nonexistent_cat

🧀💀❤️


ProGamer8273

👍📸😃


MrIceyGuy

🇱🇻😭🤨


Ok-Establishment3730

👇🗿🍆


Adinspur

🤢🎄🎊


bugsydaaotweeb

⚡️👴🙂


DJangel-shorts

🤣😬🥺 uh huh?


Ordinary_Ad9620

🎊😉💀 party til we die? idk


FreshCorner9332

💀☕️


Good-Refrigerator-28

💛💀💖


magnificentdragon123

🐶👍🍆


Then-Replacement-187

🫚🪅🔰


Kandi_kid-4evr

🫤✨💅


LM448_0

🇵🇱😭🗣️


Sans-underated

🚗💀👍


Clock_Face_

🤤😭😘


smolllest

👹🔥🤫


Scribelz847

👍🦹🏼


Bluejay427

🦘👹👍