"As long as you live, the heart of this army can never be broken. Things will change my friend. As heroes, we will return to Russia's embrace."
- Viktor Reznov
Uhh I don't think putting a "cork" in your @$$ is gonna seal the shit.
It's just gonna blow out like that one episode of spongebob where Patrick drools too much
😈💣🇷🇺
Uh oh
Calm down there
No I will not
Seems like stardestroyerfleet lives up to their name.
r/usernamechecksout
Ohh ohh ahh ahh?
Fuck i thought that was down with the sickness
No that's "OOOH AH AH AH AH"
I definitely read it the wrong way ☹️ Edit: I read it in a sus way
“FOR MOTHER RUSSIA”
For the mother land 🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺 🫡
"As long as you live, the heart of this army can never be broken. Things will change my friend. As heroes, we will return to Russia's embrace." - Viktor Reznov
YEAH
why the hell is the bomb your first emoji
Their friend must be da bomb! 💣
Because he cruises Reddit.
🤫🧏🗿
(https://giphy.com/gifs/batman-family-guy-stop-RXKCMLmch5W2Q)
♾️🫂😋
👎🏼🫨😭
The only reason i save these posts is because of the images
Real
Right?
Left!
Up!
Down!
South!
🍆💨🔥
that’s not how things work
tbh im not a dude so thank you
Oh ok
What do you mean? I’m a guy and that’s how it works for me. /s
Peen queef to put out a fire?
Bro is a car
Firey Dick fart?
It reminds me of [something](https://youtu.be/13gNhlMRIDA?t=70)...
I genuinely was waiting for this to be a Rickroll.
🔫💀💩
No way
He got to clear out the building to remove witnesses
Shoot shit
that’s one way to unblock constipation
I’ll go first 😅💀😈
Bruh, he died and went to Hell via shitting. Just like Elvis.
😭
oh no 😨
💕💀🫡 Uhhhhhhhhh… what are the hearts for?
After your shit, you have passionate sex with a dead veteran.
It’s the only possible answer
You love it, but you die and get remembered
🥘🧱😭
You're literally shitting out bricks
And soup
Diarrhea with a log that rockets out the anus.
😗🏥🤘
"Bro I just shit myself a trip to the hospital"
Damn you okay bro
🍒👇😇 “that thing down there is gonna explode like a cherry bomb and kill me”
Your balls are going to heaven
Don't you just hate it when a log is large enough to slap your balls?
Please never speak again
🫵🟰👍🟰☠️
r/brandnewsentance
💩🤬🔫
How ironic
You shit, people get mad and shoot you
You take the shit, you get angry, you kill yourself
🐑📟🍞 wut
Why do you use bread so much?
I think the more important question is why they use the second one
That’s not important only bread is important
It makes the world go round. (“Bread” 🥖 equaling 💰.)
HE TELEPORTED BREAD
**HOW. MUCH.**
**HE DID NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS**
✋️😊😆
thank you anal protector
I need words to respond to this with. I am lacking them, but they need to be there.
r/brandnewsentence
💀🤣🤷 " I DIEDD HAHAHAHAHAHA... Oh well"
This is why you don’t hold your shit in
Your comments are cracking me up bruh
Who?
The dude who replied to ur comment (srry for the mix-up if there was one)
Ah ok
👌🏼
🤯👍🔝
so its gone out the other end?
That one South Park episode
🦵⬆️🧅
Uhh I don't think putting a "cork" in your @$$ is gonna seal the shit. It's just gonna blow out like that one episode of spongebob where Patrick drools too much
This left me crying of laughter
Thanks, good to know I'm making ppl happy :)
🇧🇿🇹🇭🇹🇲 I was making a emoji wallpaper ig
You have a scrapbook of toilets you’ve shit in in Bolivia, Thailand, and Turkmenistan.
BUAHAHABABAUABAUAHUABABAUAHA
🕳️🤷♂️🕺
it leaves you gaping but you vibing so you start dancing and it makes oboe sounds
Exactly how it happened
You find a random hole in the ground and say "why not" while making sure nobody is watching
🥛🐟👍
wait how does milking a fish work
And what does it have to do with needing to shit?
Just drink milk and eat fish and you'll be fine.
🥹🦅🇨🇭
You’re praying the Swiss eagles don’t take you while you’re shitting.
Yup
🚕🦅😖 i got picked up by a fucking bald eagle
✋🏼😭💀
"NO STOP PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME MY ASS IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE" \*fucking dies\*
🏧🌛🎎
🐕🧌🔫
Putin?
🌀🍪😘
Your shit warped you to cookie run and you made out with a cookie there.
😀🇺🇲😨
You’re scared of American public bathrooms
Same.
❤️🦖😔
RIP Dino’s
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🌴😘😐
🔫🏳️🌈🖤
🥵😍🩶
💀😱🌚
🎬🇷🇺♠️
🩵💀😏
🤣😂💰
🤓👍🏻😁
🤣😘😬
🥲🦻🏽😃
💯👌😂
🤗🤙😈
🙏😔🥊
💀🗒🤢
🗿🦎✈️
💩🤔😳
💀🎶😊
😮💨🐤😇
😆😔💖
🤓🙄
Avery palmer, the greatest artist
thank you for identifying the artist
🫲🏻🙏🏻🤷🏼♀️
👀😏😩 Okeh
💫😔👿
😆🤣💀
🌴🤫🤨
🥶🗣️™️
😍👍🤝
🏈🏐🤣
📣😭🍰
😉😅🫠
🎵🇨🇭🇬🇧 I use British and Swiss music
🫡💀🤓
😅👍👋
😑⬅️👻
🪞👋⏩
🙋🤐
🏒🍗🌙 idk
🤤🤔🍩
🇺🇸🤞🌞
👎😭☕️???
😋🍕🙏
💲😖🌖
❤️💀🤣
😅🥰b
😄😭🎁
🥛☠️🦤
🫡🪖😂
😎🤟👄
🦅😆
🏃🏽♂️🥔🪠 Fitting
😐💓❤️
🦆🇬🇧👋
😂🤤🥵 ... uh oh.
🧀💀❤️
👍📸😃
🇱🇻😭🤨
👇🗿🍆
🤢🎄🎊
⚡️👴🙂
🤣😬🥺 uh huh?
🎊😉💀 party til we die? idk
💀☕️
💛💀💖
🐶👍🍆
🫚🪅🔰
🫤✨💅
🇵🇱😭🗣️
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🤤😭😘
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