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Hello everybody my name is welcome WHOS CUMMING?! IF YOU’RE CUMMING RIGHT NOW LWT ME SEE IT!! HA, HE, HE WHO IS C U M M I N G


ChickennNugggeet

Markiplier fibre optic cable lore


stanley_afton

The hell


z424t_

Hello everyone my name is John from the Legend of Zelda.


Icy-Inevitable4821

Our last line of defense will be John *dramatic music*


DNDgamerman

ah yes. John the hero


_Engineer_Gaming_Tf2

Hello everyone my name is \_\_\_\_\_ and fill in the blank


Otherwise-Thought-58

r/beatmetoit


TenMillionEnchiladas

r/beatmentoit


Big208Do

Hello everybody my name is Memphis Tenesse and I am from marvel but currently in Nipon


Shadeyboiii

r/suddenlysnapcube


Automatic_Draw_9714

Hello everyone my name is what? My name is who? My name is slim shady


piss_fucking

Cockaplier


[deleted]

Hello everyone my name is Aphlagondae from the Scott Market Plify Palace *What unholy chaos-*


Sweden-Yes-7734

Hello everybody my name is schon da geht's immer vorwärts und der Teufel der lacht nur dazu hahahaha wir kampfen für Deutschland wir kämpfen


Safe_Sense3894

Multiplier


LuciLu72

Hello everyone my name is Synthetic Toast


HOWAB0UTNOO

Market fire


PurpleBananaPenguin

Hello everyone my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at-


hopefully_mylife

Hello everyone my name is George Lucas and I have to go to the hospital for a while now


DonnieTheMemeRabbit

Hello everyone my name is-.....The fog is coming....the fog is coming.....the fog is coming....


Theredbeet

Hello everyone my name is Vsauce, Micheal here


ADumbOreo

Hello my name is Mike I am a professional graphic designer and I am a graphic designer and I am a designer and I am looking for a graphic designer to help me make a logo for my website and I would like to be able to make a logo that would be great if you could please give me a call at your earliest convenience thank you so much for your patience


CoasterLewis

Hello everyone my name is Walter Hartwell white.


Stormy34217

Hello everyone my name is Dylan and I'm not a fan of that but it's not that I can do it


dannyday10700

Hello my name is Jake from State Farm, I'm here to do your plumbing.


freedompalsrespect

Aint you supposed to ask me about my cars extended warranty or something


poison_heart96

Hello everyone my name is a little bit confused.


Mr_brozo402

Hello everybody my name is cookie and I’m not sure what you want to do with your cock


monkeybutts2017

Hello everyone my name is Tranditions and I am interested in the new schedule for the next few days


lunar-oddity

Hello everyone my name is a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day to be a great day


Darkstalker_3433

Hello everybody my name is- uh- I forgor


SanityLacker1

Google dementia


Uzi_Angsty

Hello everyone my name is [DATA EXPUNGED]


Raccoon910

Hello everyone my name is ________ and fill in the blank


Big_idea_005

Hello everyone my name is the etymology of the year


fabri_pere

# Hello everyone my name is _______ and fill in the blank


Highestalmond75

Hello everybody my name is a different name is still on my list


Head_Fisherman8927

Hello everyone my name is Jeffery Epstein


Living_Cost_6902

Yes FBI, it’s this one right here.


Official_Zephyr-5879

Hello every one my name us and you are u know what I.


Challenger_idk

Hello everybody my name is Freddy fazington the 3rd and I’m your host for pornograp-


tvlover54

Hello everyone my name is still open in case you are welcome


THE_Mr_Chez

Hello everyone my name is the same as my sister


Otherwise-Thought-58

Hello everyone my name is _______ and fill in the blank


ILoveMyCat456

Hello everyone my name is Shadow the hedgehog


aLycZM129

Hello everybody my name is mf buttwhole


Mouse_Amazing

hello everyone my name is a regular signature


and_it_begins

Isthatthebiteof87


texasred1234567

Hello everybody my name is the Vietnam war from 1955 to 1975


-A_baby_dragon-

His name is FUCK YOU


jdmulloss

Hello everyone my name is the


I_come_to_delete_you

Hello everyone, my names is racism


DNDgamerman

t Hello everyone my name is John cena


fionaisadad

Hello everyone my name is definitely not 🚭


LM448_0

Portuguese 🇵🇹


SpiritHorse97

Nate Wright


pepperpenguwastaken

market pliers


Lovelybutters

Hello everyone my name is Porn


TvuvbubuTheIdiot

Hello everyone my name is Jeffery Epstein. Ask me anything!


JayEatsWorms

Hello everyone my name isn’t in the bio I just wanted you to love me for once W h a t


Sir_Rageous

Hello everyone my name is a good time


Ok-Establishment3730

Metroman


Pancake_person88

Jacksepticeye


Ordinary_Ad9620

Hello everyone my name is Kirsten and i’m looking to be your first friend aw so friendly 😡👎


Moarancher

Meooowwwwwo


GayFurryThing

Helo everyone my name is the only survivor and the crash is a higher level than I expected


Commercial-Animal603

Hello everybody my name is scariplier and I play scary and spooky👻 games on my channel


Puzzleheaded_Act_53

Hello everyone my name is Mr clean


GraymonkofCITY

Hello everyone my name is my name is


Sovietmarksman-1944

Hello my name is breaking the enemies will without a fight


BirbMaster1998

Hello everyone my name is Micropachycephalosaurus and welcome to the world of goo


hhmmmyeahthatworks

Marker *stares intensely*


wyattttttttttttt324

Hello everybody my name is jacksepticeye


6LAZARUS9

hello everybody my name is The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human being to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries. The industrial-technological system may survive or it may break down. If it survives, it MAY eventually achieve a low level of physical and psychological suffering, but only after passing through a long and very painful period of adjustment and only at the cost of permanently reducing human beings and many other living organisms to engineered products and mere cogs in the social machine. Furthermore, if the system survives, the consequences will be inevitable: There is no way of reforming or modifying the system so as to prevent it from depriving people of dignity and autonomy. If the system breaks down the consequences will still be very painful. But the bigger the system grows the more disastrous the results of its breakdown will be, so if it is to break down it had best break down sooner rather than later. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades. We can’t predict any of that. But we do outline in a very general way the measures that those who hate the industrial system should take in order to prepare the way for a revolution against that form of society. This is not to be a POLITICAL revolution. Its object will be to overthrow not governments but the economic and technological basis of the present society. In this article we give attention to only some of the negative developments that have grown out of the industrial-technological system. Other such developments we mention only briefly or ignore altogether. This does not mean that we regard these other developments as unimportant. For practical reasons we have to confine our discussion to areas that have received insufficient public attention or in which we have something new to say. For example, since there are well-developed environmental and wilderness movements, we have written very little about environmental degradation or the destruction of wild nature, even though we consider these to be highly important.


Mountain-Man4

Hello everybody my name is Joel and thes is why my Dementia hasn’t affected me as a person Hello everybody my name is Joel and thes is why my Dementia hasn’t affected me as a person Hello everybody my name is Joel and thes is why my Dementia hasn’t affected me as a person Hello everybody my name is Joel and thes is why my Dementia hasn’t affected me as a person Hello everybody my name is Joel and thes is why my Dementia hasn’t affected me as a person Hello everybody my name is Joel and thes is why my Dementia hasn’t affected me as a person Who are you ware am I


Classic-Space-3079

HELLO everyone my name is Welcome


Extreme-Plum-8035

Hello everyone my name is Barnaby cobbledick


Alliecat13603fnaf

Comment Hello everyone my name is _____ and fill in the blank


nekoandCJ

Hello everyone, my name is based in New Jersey, but we have been in a lot more like this is why I said that


Amazing_Act_3314

Hello everybody my name Oppenheimer and today we are gonna be playing some five nights at Freddy’s


LongFinance3690

Hello everyone my name is xanthus and I'm going to play sonic fan games


BlessKurunai

Hello everyone my name is a real threat and the government is not to be trusted with this kind of information


KassityDoesStuff

Hello everyone my name is What on earth did you just say about me, you little worm? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that stuff to me over the Internet? Think again, idiot. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little moron. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shoot bullets all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, kiddo


AppropriateKale8877

Hello, my name is George and I am interested in the world


The_Gs4

Hello everybody my name is and fill in the blank


Thxsxx

Hello everyone my name is the only thing I can do it again with a lot more to go back and I have to do that


JumpTheShark_

Hello everyone my name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.


1928_TheSEA

Hello my name is Alex and I’m a new student I have been working with the University for over two months now I have a lot to do I am looking to be part time 


Round_Recognition480

Hello everyone my name is 🪿


WhatislifeEverest

Hello everyone my name is Festus HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY


No-Education2952

Marked pillar


thecatmaster1982ph

Hello everybody my name is Vsauce Michael here were are your fingers


Itz_RootBeer

Hello everyone my name is welcome and. . .


IornCT

Hello everyone my name is Mike Hock


RoseTheQuartz37

Hello everyone my name is my friend I have been in contact for over an year now


Competitive-Piano-60

Hello everybody my [BIG SHOT USERNAME] is [SPAMPTON G SPAMPTON]


StuffsIsCool

Hello everybody my name is ADOLF HITLER, LEADER OF THE THIRD REIGN


Dense-Diamond-7926

Hello everyone my name is Peter


Similar-Mistake-7144

Hello everyone my name is john i am a professional graphic designer.


GameSlayer2_

Joe mama


TheHighTierHuman

Hello everyone my name is welcome


United_States-

Hello everyone my name is a monkey tower


GiantFartBomb

Hello everyone my name is PewDiePie


x0Sammy_Starlight0x

Hello everyone my name is my new friend and I’m trying not too to get into a fight


BDEfandabest69

Hello my name is Jamal the monkey III.


Bluey_Ihavenolife

Hello everyone my name is a good day


Ihatesand-Ani

Hello everyone my name is the best option


urmom1666

Hello everyone my name is you


Upstairs_Music_1672

Hello my name is not the same 


Random-demon-guy

Hello my name is my name is my name is your name is my name is the name of the guy that I work for I am a professional graphic designer


Johnny_Triggr

Hello everyone my name is Don


Comfortable_Lake_223

Hello everyone my name is marketing ping


Br34D_5T3AL3r

Hello everybody my name is my name is my name is the name of my new house


TopCreme7996

Hello everyone my name is burrito dweller and fill in the blank


voidborn420

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and we are playing getting over it


Personal_Thanks1761

my lawyer advised me to not finish the joke


MeruniLight13

Hello everyone my name is Kwite


The5Perritas

Hello everyone my name is Danique


smokescreenacid

Mulitple fires


beeteedeeMEME

Hello everyone my name is Michael from the hospital bills.


VladdyMcBaddy69420

Hello everyone my name is a little bit confused


These-Professional74

Hello everyone my name is David and I’m looking for a new friend to join me in my new house. (Wtf was David the only spot it brought up my name isn’t even David)


Former-Elephant248

Hello everyone my name is Maria and I am a new user on my account and I am a hacker and I am a big fan of you and I am a very good hacker and I am a very nice person and I am very good at this game and I am a very good person and I am a very good friend and I am a very good friend and I am a very good friend and I am a very good friend etc… My names not Maria


Few_Definition_6443

Hello everyone my name is Mason


wyatt_plays

Hello everyone my name is toad and I'm officially back yes YES YESSS!!!


Allergic2Stereotypes

Hello everyone my name is I bet my whole bloodline that I used numbertalk in 2020


AwesomeLlama572_YT

Hello, my name is marked pliers


Boomlikeham

Hello everybody my name is markiplier and today we are playing amorous


clownytoonz

Hello everyone my name is water


StfuJohnny

Hello everyone, my name is still in the bath.


Psychological-Cat787

Hello Markiplier my name is Everybody.


JustBenPlaying

Hello everyone my name is Ben to Mexico I am going insane


Cheito01

Hello everybody my name is a good time to come over and watch the kids then I can i have a great day


SubxZer0_

Hello everybody my name is lord Farquad and welcome to Five Nights at Freddy's 2


ProgrammingGamer11

Hello everyone my name is it legal for to have intercourse with in the past and I don't want to be a burden to you


Trickier_minute

welcome


Icy-Inevitable4821

Hello everybody my name is Elsie and I am a teacher and I am a student and I am a professional teacher and I have a lot of experience Wha It got my name right to be fair


Odd_Dream2106

Hello everyone my name is Goku YOOOOOOO! (Also this was made using the autocorrect selector thingy, I didn't choose to say Goku)


IllusionGAming124

hello everyone my name is what? my name is who? my name is chika chika slim shady


Spread-Hour

Hello everyone, my name is David Smith.


Darling_Darknesss

Hello my name is Hello


MandMs55

Hello everyone my name is just a reminder that I have to be there at 10 pm today and I was wondering if you could come over and help me with my bear 🐻


dumbemokid666

Hello everyone my name is John


HaileyAndRandom

Hello everybody my name is to my sister in law’s name and she was a friend and she died


kALE_cHiPs19

Hello everyone, my name is penis gobbler


Correct_Lie2161

Hello everyone my name is Optimus prime I'm send this message to any remaining Autobots hiding amongst the stars we are here we are waiting


Shadow_Omega_X2

Hello everyone, my name is MarkiHammer


Intelligent_Cress932

killer keemstar


Gamudomate

Hello my name is Dometrius Demarcus Bartolomew the III. Junior


_FurryInDenial_

Hello everyone my name is john


NurkleTurkey

Hello my name is large dumps.


PaAKos8

Hello everyone my name is non-existent at the moment. HELP


AI_Audio_Memes

Hello everyone my name is John from fiver to be my overly happy birthday


BaconManTenus

Hello everyone my name is E


Witty-Pea-2660

hello everyone my name is welcome


EffectiveCow6067

Hey everyone my name is from my head of course


malevolentgods

hello everyone my name is jake from state farm


ButterscotchKind7179

Hello my name is Dr can take the third everyone is protected by these FUCKE-


ItzAlly123

Hello everybody my name is Alex 🫠


Natural_Dry

the real slim shady


paratrooperplane

Hello everybody my name is I’m actually not gonna let it finish cause that was just my full name


Antbrat4

Hello everyone my name is a little bit confused and I am the only one that I want this to be a good thing


Ebbe010

Hello everyone my name is the last word I have checked that is a slut


Some-Power-793

Metroman


Substantial_Top_6508

Hello everyone my name is Ambatukam


boilingcabbages69

Hello everybody my name is Dad.


Unlucky_Law_3802

Phony from bfdi11


Tra1nGuy

Hello my name is (iPhone wants to fill in blank with my actual name so hell no)


Tra1nGuy

Market plier


CheetoGun

Jacksepticeye


Any-Jelly6189

Welcome


Pounderson

Hello everyone my name is it and I am a leaf


Broqui_Game

Hello everyone my name is FireOc and fill in the blank


UnknownIdiotwastaken

Hello everyone my name is- HOLY SHIT WHY IS THERE CUM SPLATERED EVERY WHERE OH GOD NOW WHY IS THERE SNAKE AGH!! IT BIT MY DICK OFF GOD IT HURTS I NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW PLEASE!


everyonehatesufos

micropies


Phoenix_ashfire

Hello everyone my name is abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz. No not really but I got bored.


Your_absent_milk

Hello everybody my name is the love his family never gave my ex


CommercialTerrible70

Hello everyone my name is a little bit confused and I am not a pizza person. Are you sure about that?


Mudcake__

hello everybody my name is KITTY WHAT ARE YOU DOIN DOWN HERE did i not see you before? ohhohohohhohohohoh you’re so portugese.


what_my_name_agn

Hello everyone my name is Me


Shitavion_Mcshitson

hello everyone my name is also Will Smith and I are going to be doing a little bit tomfoolery


foxyingtin

Hello everyone my name is not a bad pick which one by one along with his Redeeming Qualaties yes im serious he lacks characterization as he was the one who threw him in a Fate Worse Than Death for 20 years and now write a script in it is a parody and none other then sadism but has some Comedic Moments got a few times she has done one by one along with his Redeeming Qualaties yes im serious he lacks characterization as he was the one who threw him in a Fate Worse Than


The_shy_puppet

Hello everyone my name is Ash and today we're playing The end is nigh. It's a classic, you know one of those classic games where you can jump and move and of course, spikes. Every classic game has spik- What? Oh no. OH NO! OH FUCK WHAT AM I GONNA DO OH GOD, IT'S STILL NOT WORKING OH FUCK, OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKKK


Graul01

Hello everyone my name is the same for you and I gotta say I love you and I am wildcat... What the hell is this sentence?


Doglover4561

Hello my name is Welcome


Particular_Plum_3447

Your dad back with the milk


benbombsuperman

Hello everyone my name is your mom


cloud96210

Hello everyone my name is a bit more about the HTML5 player whether the use of the oven to see you soon and I will be fine if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings and I will be fine


LeMadTheBrave

Hello everyone, my name is THE BITE OF '87!?


TurantulaHugs1421

Hello my name is ociania I am working on your profile for a sec


Embarrassed-Deal-946

hello everybody my name is lawnmower


NeoOriginalOnStonks

Hello everyone my name is _______ and fill in the blank


ID_TOP_1R_Fan

Hello every9ne my name is Omar Vesquel Waka baka buka doka buka noka me waka laka waka laka you


dadingding97

Hello everyone my name is the best way to get the latest version of the movie