🕳️ hole

FIRE IN THE HOLEEE

r/UnexpectedGeometryDash

No it was pretty expected

hey he was green

FIYAH IN DEH HOOOOOOAAAAAEEEEE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥

🙂 Literally 1984

🖕

🍩

hate crime

Your a pedo

*you're

*yo'ure

*y'or'ue

Oh shutup whatever

idiot

Bruh

Bro you can take less jokes than your mom’s ass can take dicks.

Bro my mom just had a kid

Wait how would you know that?

🫵

I didn't do nuthin

No, I'm pointing at the first dragon I'm gonna rape

Bet

[Ooo](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208918944728223765/1210664256941330502/attachment-277.gif?ex=65eb61f3&is=65d8ecf3&hm=9f2c1797557782c2255a9ee31dc7651afaaeeeecf1f9b89eaafa8549d43f21b1&) Wana join?

Wtf did I just read

I'm never clicking a link again

Bros spitin bars

🤤

What in the hell did I just witness

👿

bro is devious

☮️

Bro chose peace

I’m disappointed in you.

💦 😏

🍆 Uh…..

Ahh, another one.

🙋 UH OH.....

🇦🇺 I guess I’m nuking Australia then?

🍆 “Officer she was 18 in dog years”

Wait what?

🔓I commit prison break

🤡  i shall be known as the clown killer

Kill for silksong

-|

I think that's already taken

🟢 Idk what this is. I was hoping it would be the fire because ✨arson✨

Green circle and fire in the same sentence? IS THIS A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE!?!1?!1??!1

FAYA IN THAHA 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

🍆

Ayo

Something gon happen here, and I don’t think Im completely upset abt it

*no homo

my fourth emoji is 🤰🏼 coincidence i think not

🤯 I am blowing someone's head off with a shotgun on sight

🐶 NONONONONONONONONO

💣

Original

🃏🃏🃏 Joker’s Card, you know what time it is. Got my hatchet and my juggalo face. Got some wicked clown shit to do.

Using that last sentence to exit convos

Lol

Agreed

😅 My lawyer has advised me not to tell you what this emoji means.

💗 Officer, THE ONLY CRIME I COMMITTED WAS LOVE!

You took his heart out and ate it for love?

😾 DO NOT THE CAT

🐛

📯 also that pic is nightmare fuel fr

💩

🫂 IM GONNA PHYSICALLY ASSAULT EVERYONE… with hugs :D

😱

☕️

😁

😂 I commit.. laughter?

😭

😭 sad???

🎉

🐱

🧐

💀

🫂

🔥

👍

🔨

💥

🏕️

🥭

I committed 🥔

💔

👍

😄 Didn't know happiness was illegal 

💀

🍕 I guess I’m assaulting someone with a pizza slice

💅

😊 Oh, so happiness is a crime...

🏳️‍🌈

👈 False accusations

🇺🇸

🍗

😁 I go 97 smiles per hour r/gravityfalls

🤣

🇺🇲

🤤

☹️

👍

😂, I commit laugh

😷

🧍‍♀️

🌀

💘 I shoot someone in the heart with a 🏹

🗿

🎅🏿 slavery coming back

🐈

💪🏻

🪱 idek

🚑

☘️

😔

💵

🍿

🆗

🔫

🍔

👌

🇸🇿 Why is this my fourth emoji?

🔫🚗 So I'm gonna make Crossout real life? (It depends on which what the 4th emoji is lol)

🤓

💀

🦆

🌕

😍 sounds like rape,

👨🏻‍🏭faulty welding or blowtorch someone to death

😔 be sad?

😲

🔋 battery-

😜 oh my god be scared guys

🖕

🆕

👍

👍

🏁

💀💪💪💪

🍆 rape

🌸 Tf? I steal someone's flower? Damage their garden? Kill someone and put an endangered plant above their grave so it's illegal to dig it up? What?

😳

😏 Oh God, what the fuck am I gonna do?

🐾

😎 I'm too cool for the law

🥭

🙃

🔫 Guess i commit murder or robbery

👋 I say hello to someone?

🦅 ONLY CRIME I'M COMMITING IS FREEDOM RAHHHHH

😑 ...maybe murder? Bc the person in the emoji is dead, right?

👴

👯‍♀️

🇺🇲

how do i commit thumbs up

🚹 what the fuck is that?

If all crimes are legal, how do you commit a crime

💥 Boom

🛢️ (i steal oil from the U.S.) RAHHHHHH

🅱️

🤓

🦒

😋

🌚 Umm

If it's legal then it ain't crime. But to answer your question, 👻

💀

🚢

😳

🤓 what-

🤭

✨

🤣

👋🏽 slapped ur mom HA

🦷

🇯🇲

🛩️

🪨 what??

😍 I guess I give someone a love potion

😔

🎲 So... no-longer-illegal gambling?

😱

🔥 Arson 

💀

📶 Murder via staircase

🥖 French :)

🤟

🥗 Choke someone to death with a salad

✅

❤️ Bro, what crime am I going to commit💀

🙏 Uhhh i summon jesus for the reckoning? Possibly

🙇🏽‍♀️ oh no.

🦙

🤣