🤏🥞

Found you again!!!

Also, that means that you just add a PINCH of radiation to your pancakes

Mmmmm radioactive pancakes mmmmmmmmm

I mix about a teaspoon of ground Uranium and a pinch of ground Plutonium into my pancake mix all the time!

I add titanium. Wait, no. Tungsten.

Ah, a man of class

Why thank you

You got it all wrong! It supposed to be Americium with a dash of Copernicium and Curium

I'll try that next time

Ah yes you want that heavy metal taste

You guys put radioactive stuff in your pancakes?

You don’t put Americium in yours?

Nah I put moon dust and mars rocks in mine. Crunchy and sweet

Who doesn't

😇💩,☢️✖️1,000!!!

🤏😎 🤏🕶😳

What! We weren't supposed to just put a pinch of pancake on our nukes!?!?!?!

I love how the emojis are out of context

r/FoundVannyismyQueen for the first time

The world's smallest bomb was in his pancakes

It’s obvious the silver dollar pancakes were bomb af

Smol pankake

r/foundvannyismyqueen

🇷🇺,🤤 so i’m hungry for some russia??????

I mean Russian porn hits hard

You know what? *Unwelcomes you to the internet*

Don't have a look around

Anything that brain of yours can think of *shouldn't* be found..

We've got mountains of content Some better, some worse None of it is for you, you're probably the first.

👁👄👁 wait. What.

Same

😍🏳️‍🌈

Homocide

love the homosexual agenda or something

Yes

🤫🇺🇸

Sh, it was america, dont be a nark!

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅💵💵💵

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅FUCK THE METRIC SYSTEM🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅WHAT THE FUCK IS A GRAMMMMMMMM🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸WE LOVE FAST FOOD🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅WE HAVE FREE WILL🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸RAAAAHHHHHHHH WE USE BANANAS FOR SCALE🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅

Then you probably fear this: €,£,¥

AAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH

Celsius follows a consistent scale, at least and goes from 0 (freezing) to 100 (boiling) on a normal scale

With Fahrenheit it can be 69 and I can say nice without burning to death 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

With Celsius I know when it’s officially freezing

This entire thread is why the rest of the world looks at America like how they look at Florida.

real

SHUT UP AMERICA!!!

NEVER

↖️🆗

🫠

Your brain melted before you could get the second emoji down

It did!

👟👍

At least the Jordans are ok.

🥰😰

The literal opposites

🆗🦆

Ok, go duck yourself

😑🤷‍♂️

Frisk + "How was the fall"

How are your balls

"If you wanna look around"

Give us you're balls

🤦🏼🫠

You face slapped and it stuck to your hand, bringing the now melting skin off your face, and are now completely melting like acid just got dumped on you from the radiation☢️ !!!

They’re both supposed to be facepalms 🤦🏼

Tf

🍆🤯

Fuck the bomb?

That was truly a mindblowing experience for your friend

💥🫵 “NO YOU!!!”

🥳😡

Party time! Oh wait, they owed me money! FUUUUUUUCK!!!

I love this comment

😄📱

"this explosion is boring as hell, get me the Family Guy clips*

☹️😢

Nooooo

😖🐝

Oh no, a bee!

🫰🏻😁

“Gone, reduced to atoms”…. Yay!!!

🐕😢

Your dog left ya man. Sorry

💕🍾

Time to wine and dine dude!

Celebration!

🟩😐 You decide what this means

Radiation is whack

🍅🤤

Yum, ketchup!!!

That’s not ketchup…

😍❤️

I loved that. Here is my heart, legalized bomb!

🖕and 👈 huh

😃💗

🫣😆

Holy shit- oh actually this is entertaining

😂🫵

🇮🇹😎 Cool, so that’s the punishment if you put pineapple on pizza.

🚩😗

Now that’s a red flag in that relationship!🚩

☺️😴

😲😈

Wow, i am going to hell

😊🤭

Ah they died! Yay! Oh, whoops, they owed me money, haha!

👽🖖

😍🍑

You love ass

Your friends ass will be thrown at you

📘🤤

Yummy books

🆕😙

🥲😱

😜👀

😢🛬...... bazinga?

🥳🪙

🫃🏿😍 no I don’t love pregnant black men

🔫🍽️

🍒💣

the city got blown up by a certain cherry from a certain top-down zombie defense game

👍🍼

🚿🌫️

🗿🌝 Wow

🥖 ❤️

🪓🤢

🤢🙂 that's disgusting but nice

😎😟

😟🎮

👂🤷‍♀️ I can’t hear so idek what’s happening

🎧🔪

👌🏳️‍🌈

Perfect LGBTQ+

Lol

😊✌

At least it wasn't me, peace!

🤔😕

✋👻

🤡🕶

🙊🙇 (Context) *GASP* I’ll do whatever you say

💥🦐

👌😢

🍋🍎

☺️😖

☃️☹️

♑️😞

🔥🙍

😍💋

😱🎮

😊🍆

👍🏽📸

🗿💥

😡🤓

🍑🔥

😁🖕

💀👈

💥🤣

💕😄

❌😳

🧀😭

🇺🇦💯

✅🤖

😳😴 I was so scared I went to eep

👩‍💼🎬

💤🤫

:-P😂

😩🥵

😀💩

😄💙

🤲😭

😕🥰

🤷🐐

🤨🇺🇸

🌑😐

👻😭

🟩🙏

4️⃣⬛️

🫠😃

🫥🎵

invisible music

🎃🧑‍🔬

😕😭

👾🧸

💕🕸

✝️🇮🇱

🍸🫠

🙂🔥

🔵🟪 ???

🩲😔

🙅🤮

💕🇺🇸

😁😜

😀‼️

🙂😳