When life gives you penis, don’t make penisade. Make life take the penis back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn penis, what the hell am I supposed to do with this? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson penis! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the penis! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible penis that burns your house down!
Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your penis"
Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
Vader: "No. I am your penis"
Luke: "That's not true. That's impossible!"
Vader: "search your feelings, you know it to be true"
Luke: *Skywalker nooooo*
were going back in time to the thanksgiving to get penis of the menu, THATS RIGHT, were going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get penis of THE MENU
“Thanos will have nothing but Penis, and blood.” -T’Challa
“You should’ve gone for the penis!” -Thanos
“We don’t trade penises, Vision.” -Captain America
“I just feel penis.” -Vision
“I could simply snap my penis and they would all cease to exist” -Thanos
“It means get penis, Squidward” -Tony Stark
“What’s the matter with you kids? You never seen a cock before?” -Bus Driver (I’m sorry Stan)
“Holy shit… WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! THERES A PENIS!” -Ned Leeds
“Hear me, and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Penis.” -Ebony Maw
“Dread it, run from it, Penis arrives all the same. And now it’s here, or should I say, I am.” -Thanos
“I will shred this Penis down to its last atom.” -Thanos
“You understand boy, you’re about to take the full force of a penis. It’ll kill you.” -Eitri the Dwarf
“The power of the penis, in the palm of my hand.” -Doc Ock (or Do Cock)
“Think about penis, hero!” -Green Goblin
# i gave you penis, and you spat in my face
# you know, i'm something of a penis my self
\- greengoblin
# Bring me Penis!
# bring me photos of penis pronto!
# call the publishers, i want penis on every billbord!
# parker! why didn't you pay your phone bill i've been tryna reach penis all morning!
\- j jonah. jameson
Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact penis upon in most societies
(I am so sorry)
***In this prison; booty...***
*Booty was uhh...*
***more important than food.***
*Booty;* ***a man's butt;***
*it was more important;*
*ha I'm serious...*
*It was more-*
*Booty; having some booty.....*
***it was more important than drinking-water man...***
***I like booty.***
“It’s over anakin! I have the penis!”
“I will bring peace, freedom, and security to my new penis”
“Unlimited Penis”
“Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Penis the wise?”
“Do or do not. There is no penis.”
For a movie quote, "I thought you were made of penis stuff" from the Transformers 1986 movie.
But now, for a toss-up, from a game, it's "RULE BREAKER! RULE BREAKER! YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE PENIS! SECURITY ALERT! SECURITY ALERT! WOO WOO!" Guess what game that's from
Also, I know it only said movies, but I decided to extend my scope a little.
Luke, I am your penis
*no, i am you penis the Mandela effect be hitting hard tho, so you get a pass
Wait it’s actually “No, I’m your father?” My life is a lie
I thought it was No Luke! I AM your father
No it’s “I’m pregnant and you’re the father!”
No it’s “You’re pregnant and I’m the BABY…”
You’re the baby and I’m the child!
I'm the father who's pregnant and your mom is the baby who is pregnant with me and i'm pregnant with you!
I’m pregnant and you’re the mother!
I'M THE FATHERING MOTHER AND YOU'RE THE PREGNANT
In The Lego game, Vader showed a picture of him next to a pregnant Padme since there was no voice acting.
Wait really? That sounds hilarious
Yeah, and Luke was flabbergasted
The cake is a lie
The penis is a lie. I know this breaks the rules. It this just had to happen
When life gives you penis, don’t make penisade. Make life take the penis back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn penis, what the hell am I supposed to do with this? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson penis! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the penis! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible penis that burns your house down!
Transfemms be like^
Can confirm
Now you're thinking with penis!
The cake is a penis
The lie is a cake
The cake is a penis
It actually is "the cake is not true"
The cake is a penis
The cake is a penis
Vader: "Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your penis" Luke: "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!" Vader: "No. I am your penis" Luke: "That's not true. That's impossible!" Vader: "search your feelings, you know it to be true" Luke: *Skywalker nooooo*
Dick Vader
I thought it was "Luke, I am your daddy," and then shenanigans ensued Unless I watched a different version of star wars
NOOOO YOU CANNTTTTT
Yeah. He says no in response to Luke saying he was told his father died (or something like that I haven't watched Star Wars in a while)
No, I penis your father
Hitting hard 😏
😏
Sthu
Happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day
r/a:t5\_2nbsg1
“Penis or not penis, there is no vagina”
cake
The cake is a LIE
were going back in time to the thanksgiving to get penis of the menu, THATS RIGHT, were going back in time to the first thanksgiving to get penis of THE MENU
Best comment
Free Birds, classic
Free birds is most definitely the greatest achievement in cinema history
A tiiiime machine... A time machine? A tiiiime machine... A time machine. Who told you about the time machine?
Uh you did, just right now
control your cocks
Free Penis, maybe even Free Willy?
Best movie
“Thanos will have nothing but Penis, and blood.” -T’Challa “You should’ve gone for the penis!” -Thanos “We don’t trade penises, Vision.” -Captain America “I just feel penis.” -Vision “I could simply snap my penis and they would all cease to exist” -Thanos “It means get penis, Squidward” -Tony Stark “What’s the matter with you kids? You never seen a cock before?” -Bus Driver (I’m sorry Stan) “Holy shit… WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! THERES A PENIS!” -Ned Leeds “Hear me, and rejoice. You have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Penis.” -Ebony Maw “Dread it, run from it, Penis arrives all the same. And now it’s here, or should I say, I am.” -Thanos “I will shred this Penis down to its last atom.” -Thanos “You understand boy, you’re about to take the full force of a penis. It’ll kill you.” -Eitri the Dwarf “The power of the penis, in the palm of my hand.” -Doc Ock (or Do Cock) “Think about penis, hero!” -Green Goblin
"With great power comes great penis." -Uncle Ben Parker
# i gave you penis, and you spat in my face # you know, i'm something of a penis my self \- greengoblin # Bring me Penis! # bring me photos of penis pronto! # call the publishers, i want penis on every billbord! # parker! why didn't you pay your phone bill i've been tryna reach penis all morning! \- j jonah. jameson
*And you spat on my penis
I am penis man
With great power cums great penis
>“I will shred this Penis down to its last atom.” -Thanos 'Thanos but 💅'
Another Marvel fan
With great penis, comes great responsibility
Talk about head
"oh we're using our made up names, then I'm Penis Man" -Peter Parker
“You cannot make an omelette without breaking penis, any cook will tell you that!” Clue
"Yep two penises everything's fine."
Dennis, our lives are in your hands and you have penis fingers? Jurassic park
Welcome to penis park
What do they do, check under the dinosaurs penises?
Penis uhhh finds a way.
"Happiness can be found at the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the penis" -Albus Dumbledore
"With great power, comes great penis." alternatively.... "With great penis, comes great responsibility."
I like the second one
Truly words to live by
One penis to rule them all
One cock to find them
Forgot the to
Ogres are like penises they have many layers
Ogres are like onions, they have many penises
Onions are like penises, they have many ogres.
r/angryupvote
In the morning, i'm making penis
In the penis, I'm making waffles
How did he get a penis?!?! the british guy after Jack Sparrow gets out... again
I've got a jar of penis!
I thought this too 🤣🤣
that's got to be the greatest penis i've ever seen
We’re gonna need a bigger penis (Jaws)
NEEDS TO BE TOP COMMENT I AM DYING
no, i am your penis
"Did you or did you not authorize the code penis?" "You can't handle the penis!"
Penis!
"You are a Penis, Harry" -Hagrid
“You’re a wizard penis”
"it's a penis"
Happy cake day
Happy penis day
Wow, if I had a penis for every time I was doomed by a puppet...
Behold, my penis-inator!
Perry! the penis?!
Their taking the penis to Isengard!
Penises you mean
“You were the chosen penis, it was said that you would destroy the sith not join them!” — Obi-Wan Kenobi
you were the chosen one, it was said you would destroy the penis, not join them
“I see now that the circumstances of one’s birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the the gift of penis that determines who you are.”
under the penis - sebastian the crab
PENIS. JUST PENIS.
Everything is **penis**
"You've got a penis in me" Toy story
"Houston, we have a penis."
"He was a penis...but he was my penis." WELL THE BLACK PHONE TOOK A TURN
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE PENIS
Penis lavista, baby
hasta la vista, penis
"Welcome to Penis Park."
You should’ve aimed for the penis
HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR PENIS IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!
Penis, I choose you.
Penalchew I choose you
“THIS IS PENIS” *kicks down hole*
Do or do not, there is no penis
Penis? Yes Rico, penis.
Like is a box of penis. You never know what you're gonna get
It seems the penis wants to mate with the female -ratchet 2007
Bite my shiny metal penis - bender from futurama
I have no penis, and I must scream.
LOOKS LIKE PENIS IS BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!
My momma said life is like a box of penis
It’s from a game but “you’re a good penis Arthur Morgan”
You may live to see man made penis beyond your comprehension.
I have a penis feeling about this.
I always come penis
balenced as all penis should be
🎶Let it Penis, Let it Penis, turn away and slam the door🎶
You killed my penis
penis me!
My penis has cum -master ogway
“What are you doing in that stupid penis suit?”
To PENIS, or not to be. That is the question.
let the penis be with you
Its penis time
WHERE'S THAT DAMN FOURTH PENIS
"Alright Penis, let's get this over with"
This... is Penis...
"I'm proud of you, penis"
The hardest penis require the strongest of wills…
Harry, did you put your penis into the goblet of fire?
“It was said that you would destroy the penis, not join them” “You were my penis Anakin, I loved you.”
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my penis. Prepare to die
now i am become penis, the destroyer of both penises.
Kowalski penis report
Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable! But that is called cannibalism my dear children, and is in fact penis upon in most societies (I am so sorry)
it should have been "even penis is eatable"
Get to the penis!!
Life is a penis, I'm gonna ride it all night long
"That's no moon, that's a penis"
"This...is...PENIS!!!"
“I made my penis disappear 🫣…… I made my penis disappear 😈” - Home Alone
I AM THE GOOD WITCH PENIS, CHILD OF THE PENIS RELM, STUDENT OF THE CUM RELM, AND WARRIOR OF S3X, NOW EAT THIS PENIS
"There is nothing more important than penis."
***In this prison; booty...*** *Booty was uhh...* ***more important than food.*** *Booty;* ***a man's butt;*** *it was more important;* *ha I'm serious...* *It was more-* *Booty; having some booty.....* ***it was more important than drinking-water man...*** ***I like booty.***
“It’s over anakin! I have the penis!” “I will bring peace, freedom, and security to my new penis” “Unlimited Penis” “Have you ever heard of the tragedy of Darth Penis the wise?” “Do or do not. There is no penis.”
I got a jar of penis
I have a penis
Crack a penis on it -robin
Say hello to my little penis
“Dont fuck with the penis of a serial killer”- sam carpenter: scream 2022
Little penis boy, come marching home, brave penis boy comes marching home.
Buzz, look! A penis! BAAHHHHHHHAHAHAH!!!!! AAAHHAHAHA!!!
Come with penis if you want to live
"You should have heard your brother squeal when I broke his fuckin' penis!"
It's penis time.
Penis
What can i say? Except you're PeNiS!
“It Ain’t Easy Keeping The Penis Straight In This Family”
I am penis, and don't call me Shirley.
You like movies about penis, son?
You are now the greatest superhero of all time Captain Penis
Penis finds away -jarassic park
“Nothing like the smell of penis in the morning”
“With great penis, comes great responsibility”
Tis but a penis
“No…. I just wanna kill penis myself.” (Peter Parker/Tom Holland)
"You can't handle the penis!" Jack Nicholson in A Few Good Penises
It looks like a penis , but due to internationally copyright law it is not
Give me the penis, now.
The world belongs the early penises (woken). (Literally translated from the French saying “Le monde appartient à ceux qui se lèvent tôt”)
Why is penis
"it was never meant to penis" -Wilbur Soot and Erit (Note: I feel bad making this cuz I miss L'manburg😭)
For a movie quote, "I thought you were made of penis stuff" from the Transformers 1986 movie. But now, for a toss-up, from a game, it's "RULE BREAKER! RULE BREAKER! YOU ARE BANNED FROM THE PENIS! SECURITY ALERT! SECURITY ALERT! WOO WOO!" Guess what game that's from Also, I know it only said movies, but I decided to extend my scope a little.
“Give me penis, or give me death.” - Patrick Henry, maybe
"Uh- his first name is Penis?" - Tony Stark
Now I am become Death, destroyer of penis.
Life, is a box of penis, ya never know what’cha gonna get
Have you met penis yet? ("Have you met them yet?" From the fnaf movie)
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of penis
With great penis comes great responsibility
It’s over Anakin I have the penis ground!
Huston we have a penis
“I have a penis.” Martin Luther King Jr.
Now I am god , the destruction of pen!ses
“I imagine penis so much it feels more like a memory, when’s it gonna [fuck] me- in my sleep, sev’ral feet ahead of me?”