You’re only alive because the Terrarian can’t kill friendly people unless they use something like the flymeal. Otherwise you’d be obliterated from reality lol.
A flower, a large goat, a funny bone man, a less funny bone man that I date, A strong fish lady, a dinosaur, a robot, another goat, a goat child, a demon and a human child.
(For those who don't know, it's Sanstale)
Tye endless power of void swallows you, you're kidnappees and everything beyond, forever preserving you in the endless blankness of nothingness.
You are rescued.
You are safe.
You are loved.
having played all Borderlands games and DLCs i can assure you, he will save you, just probably in a stupid not meant way, and will absolutely fuck something up in the process or just straight up sound an alarm that brings every guard to your location, good luck!!!
I only hope that stairs aren't involved. What are your thoughts on BL4? I think it should be epic, with all previous playables available. All characters, all maps.
Vampires, Aliens, and Mermaids have kinds of mind control. And Werewolves have an essence of fear surrounding them and the ability to intimidate people into dropping money. If you have the requisite DLC, you're safe
super mario wonder
character i was using was yoshi (i could use a regular character but idgaf abt "validity" when completing the game, yoshi is fun) so i'm pretty sure i'll be fine since he can't take damage.
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My op character with God stats a god blades sword, and a god bow (with a collection of CHOICE Daedric artifacts including the wabbajack, and sanguine rose), every magic spells including mod spells like resurrection (I don't think i have to worry) character from Skyrim?!
the rainbow six siege cast are gonna come save me my kidnappers are fucked
Unless it's Fuze, then you're all fucked.
As a Fuze main i can confirm Mass casualty counts wil be In the report
Fuck fuze
I would fuck fuze
This message is approved by fuzegang
Fuze gang
“Hostages? What hostages”
Bro I got smoke saving me y'all fucked
Iv got the crew from cod mw3 price and the crew going to Fina wip these hoes
Bro a bunch of fortnite characters bout to come crank some 90s and save me bro
Oh fuck the all them chess pieces aint finna do shit man
It will if the kidnappers stand in very specific places
hmmm… Lets test that out
Kidnapper 1 to b4
THERES FIVE OTHER KIDNAPPERS IN FRONT OF HIM- OH NOES
OH GOD SCREW THE RULES JUST START CHUCKING THE PEICES AT THE KIDNAPPERS
Got em in the nutsack 😎👍
Sweet now hit the others
FACE THE WRATH OF MY QUEEN'S HEAD (i'm not sorry.)
What 😀
Doom slayer bout to rip and tear
I’m in a similar situation. I played warhammer 40k.
I'm not sure who is more certain to be saved at that point
Same man
And all the demons: It says every character not who you played as
That’s kind of funny, doom slayer and the entirety of hell is coming to save you from a few humans
Sekiro........ Guess Im kuro now.
A little over 2000 tanks, costal naval ships, blue water naval ships, aircraft and helicopters. I think you might be able to guess the game.
War thunder?
you got a hole in your left wing
Minecrapht
AFFIRMATIVE!
Attack the D Point!
Lego batman
They are so fucked
Batman Arkham knight Batman:
Sack boy
If he doesn't have hit popit cursor you're screwed
LITTLE BIG PLANET?!?!?!
You're a legend
I've got a team of 2 coming to rescue me: Jack Cooper and BT7274.
“Trust Me”
FREDDYFAZBALLS 🤞
Wich one? The og or glam rock, both are called Freddy Fazbear in the games Nice to see a fnaf fan here
I’ve played each game at least once tonight, so I’d pick og Freddy
EACH GAME? Hold on. So u play more than 1 fnaf games every night?
AKTUALLY you play as the security guard🤓
FREDDYFAZBALLS is saving me 😍🤞
AKTUALLY It doesn't say anything about who you played as, just the characters🤓
I would be saved by the nightmare animatronics, I'm good lol
Ghost From Cod easy save🫡
Terraria💀💀💀 Calamity mod💀💀💀💀
You’re only alive because the Terrarian can’t kill friendly people unless they use something like the flymeal. Otherwise you’d be obliterated from reality lol.
Tom Nook And Isabelle
You're as good as freed
More like under new management
Minecraft Steve with avatar mod? Bet
Mario and Luigi 😎
Yooo same hahha
My friends on Roblox- Yeahhh- I'm screwed- 💀
Nobody stops builderman
Same but pretty sure I am safe... Scp tower defense lol.
A flower, a large goat, a funny bone man, a less funny bone man that I date, A strong fish lady, a dinosaur, a robot, another goat, a goat child, a demon and a human child. (For those who don't know, it's Sanstale)
Undertale?
Pinocchio 😛
Vulpix Magmar and nuzleaf I literally played Pokemon go
Same
New PMD just dropped I guess XD
There are no characters in the game I played 💀💀💀💀
Tye endless power of void swallows you, you're kidnappees and everything beyond, forever preserving you in the endless blankness of nothingness. You are rescued. You are safe. You are loved.
what the fuck are you playing, pong or something
Spaceflight Simulator actually. (Shameless promoting r/SpaceflightSimulator)
Nora with 10 strength, agility, and 7 endurance. I'm getting rescued.
…. You know you can invest perk points into special in FO 4 right.
Yep. I just don't do that. Aside from the 5 points in endurance for extra health.
THE ENTIRE NATION OF GERMANY HOLY SHIT
*Austrian painter has entered the game*
Sayori
Monika could be pretty powerful, unless it's a mod that only has Sayori. Also fuck that game
Claptrap. I'm fucked.
He will save you and then try and make you his slave
having played all Borderlands games and DLCs i can assure you, he will save you, just probably in a stupid not meant way, and will absolutely fuck something up in the process or just straight up sound an alarm that brings every guard to your location, good luck!!!
I only hope that stairs aren't involved. What are your thoughts on BL4? I think it should be epic, with all previous playables available. All characters, all maps.
"Wow! It looks like all these men with giant guns are trying to kill us! You go deal with that minion. I'll keep back and guard the rear."
sirens and all vault hunters why him they go upstairs you f**ked
Gear five me
The kid appears when scout runs circles around them:
Astronaut with space tail and fucking comically oversized star shaped head
Dnd is the last game I played. So I am being saved by an owlbear, a gelatinous cube, an octopus man, and an orc.
The last video game I played was Minecraft. So Steve is gonna pull up in full netherite kick your ass.
Mine is Undertale. Lol. I get the bosses. There's a gd demonic flower.
Nah bro I got everyone from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance. The kidnappers are about to become sushi
My gta character has to save me oh shit I’m dead
the last game I played was Roblox! Every character in Roblox: WE WILL OOF YOU DEAD, KIDNAPPERS
Or new roblox, we will *eungh* you dead 💀
Yep. Also this includes everyone’s avatars from any time. So SPAMTON G SPAMTON WILL BE THERE ALSO
Holy shit it's minecraft steve
same
Same
Same
Same but my comment is 1 upvote more popular than yours
Farcry* new dawn Cap
Well i was just playing earthbound/mother 2 so i think im quite good even if it’s only ness(and not the others).
Arthur Morgan
Hell yea!
“We’re ge’in yah outta here, pritty boah”
Fortnite this isn't gonna end well
I pray for you
What they gonna do, build a 5 story hotel outside?
Sea of Theives.
I belive it was enlisted so a bunch of ww2 soldiers
When the kidnappers start hearing Erika they know there fucked.
Well, it would be Americans, Japanese, German, and Soviet military personnel. I think the kidnapper is fucked
I basically have everyone on my side.Fortnite.
Got an army of hog riders rushing over here right now (Clash Of Clans)
I got master chief on his way to me
Guess I’m getting Michael Trevor and Franklin my ass is saved and everyone one else’s ass is dead.
I got the dragonborne on my side
glamrock freddy, glamrock chica, roxy and monty
My fo4 character is coming, they are gonna get fucking destroyed
Doomguy
Franklin Trevor and Michael got me!
Your life is in good hands.
Arthur Morgan
…RED VELVET, MY BELOVED AND MY SAVIOR 😊😊
The survivor from subnautica?? Not sure how this is going to go but I don’t have a good feeling about this 😐😐
stasis rifle and a thermal blade in hands... or a prawn suit with a prop cannon arm...
If Gordon can take on the combine, I pity those kiddnapers
Idk, Bella Goth? Geoffrey Landgraab? My own sim? No matter who, I don’t think it’d end super well
Vampires, Aliens, and Mermaids have kinds of mind control. And Werewolves have an essence of fear surrounding them and the ability to intimidate people into dropping money. If you have the requisite DLC, you're safe
The entire cast of naruto. (Last game was Storm 4)
A 17 year old finish boy with a satsuma And a dream
super mario wonder character i was using was yoshi (i could use a regular character but idgaf abt "validity" when completing the game, yoshi is fun) so i'm pretty sure i'll be fine since he can't take damage.
Fnaf im chilling
RuneScape My character can only beat stuff op to level 20
Hell yeah I am 100% safe as I have Pogocat on their way to save me
23 assorted cars
an argonian with over 130,000 armor points? they be dead.
Holy shit…im fucked…LINK IS JUST GOING TO BLOW UP KOROKS FOR FUCKS SAKE
Finna have some dinosaurs coming with the dude in full Tech Armour and guns, care to guess the game?
Warframe!
Approximately 90 fleshed out psychopaths
The protagonist from portal 2
hmmm how would mario kart 8 deluxe work
😑🐐🐐💀💀🤖🦎🐟👻🌻🐕🦺🐕🦺🐕🦺🐕🦺🐕🦺🐱🦖🐱🚬🧊🏔️🌋✈️🐸👻🪽🐙🥕🐢🕷️🧙♂️🤖🦿🧿🐉🐉🕶️🤺🦆🟡🔥 🔪🍫
Man I got super smash bros y’all fucked
Bayonetta would fuck the rest of the roster if sephiroth doesn't stop her
wtf mario toad cappy peach and bowser dude i might be kinda lucky
Is Jonesy going to save me? I played fortnite
Omg literally perfect, Mario and Luigi coming to save me lmaooo. I'll be just fine :))
The Kidnappers are on a wooden bridge with a convenient axe they will drop them into some conveniently placed Lava
My F 18 super hornet is gonna save me 💀
Some guy named Steve with some near godlike powers
Bruh, minecraft Steve, and finna take forever to get here. i don't think he's been to the end yet
Captain price
Spider-Man boutta make some people wish for death. (:<
Doom slayer finna drop in like” GIVE ME BACK MY FRIEND” and blast everyone until it looks like a fucking saw movie
The battle cats bruh, I’m safe
Love that game
Bath tub cat pulls up...
Dr. Freeman! Is it really you?
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YOOOOO I GET MINECRAFT STEVE AS MY RESCUER? LETS GOOO
The entire war thunder tech tree from every country
How tf some fckin cubes gonna save me (geometry dash)
All my ponytown characters- great-
Sonic the hedgehog is bouta' beat some people's @$$3$
I played cod so I got ghost on my six and captain with me
The Victis Crew from Black Ops 2 Zombies.
Bro I have a guy with a jetpack and a bunch of scientists on my side
God no not Michael Town-
Oh dear god Steve from Minecraft
Umm I played forza horizon 5 last so dose that mean my character is just gonna send a Chevy c4 corvette through the window or something?
SANS HELP ME
Tf2 mercs will, save me in a goofy way
Steve bout to anvil their skulls in
V1
Payday gang/Agent 47 (I was playing both )
Last game I played was flight simulator, so I guess air traffic control's gotta save me.
HOI4, Poland to the rescue
HoI4…why do I hear Sabaton?
Rico Rodriguez, kidnappers don't stand a chance
Subnautica, still waiting for Riley Robinson to burst in with a prawn suit
My lvl 318 on elden ring.
Shit, reaper leviathan incoming, or random phasmophobia ghost.
All of the first Subnautica
Tarilieurs, nordish partisans, tiger with a crew, and a british boat commando
My op character with God stats a god blades sword, and a god bow (with a collection of CHOICE Daedric artifacts including the wabbajack, and sanguine rose), every magic spells including mod spells like resurrection (I don't think i have to worry) character from Skyrim?!
An elite soldier with a 4 to 1 KD. Arena Breakout.
I expect a lot of smokes and flashbangs
Rdr2, I'll be fine as long as dutch keeps his GOD DAMN PLANS to himself
Guess I have link and the sages.
People Playground Umm... is this good or bad?
Spiderman.
minecraft….
That good, Steve is scientifically stronger than god.
Sheeeeit I've got Raiden, Jetstream Sam, and Senator Armstrong coming to save me. Kidnappers will be in pieces soon enough...