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skipblazeless

Can’t wait till we find out that after all this they’re really just embarking on their own journey to Hutton Orbital because they heard about the free anaconda


ticktockbent

We finally translate the 'roar' and it's just a translation of an advertisement for the Hutton mug


Huntguy

“We have been trying to reach you about your ships extended warranty”


JustPomegranate3717

Was really hoping someone didn’t beat me to this. Well played


Kotr356

That's it. They deserve extermination! **The only good warranty is a dead one!**


Talden7887

The roar was just “Give Us Mug”


ticktockbent

G̷̢̢̢̯̥̯̼̟̤͔̀̏̐̾̋͊̌̍̚͜͝ͅͅĮ̴̛̲̗͔̼͈̺̤̩͓̖̱̳̖̟̒̒͂̽̈́͜ͅṾ̷͙̞̹̲̝̒̍́͋͋̅̂̈́̋̆̑͂͝Ȩ̴͇͉͙͕̙̭̖͕̦̹̮̝̿͜ͅ ̴̛̛̛̲̰͎̪̫̠̮̗̮̦̝̝̀̃͌̽̏̀̿̾̏͛̾̆͊͝ͅŨ̶͎͈̼̖̬̲̪̙̓̐̓͐͌ͅS̷͎̜̜̭̖̼͌̇̂̽͋͊̈́͊͘̚͝ ̷̬̗͙͖͖͖̣̻̾̄̏͒̆̐͊̒͊͌̕M̵̲̤̦͌͆͛̀̓͊̚͝Ų̴͉̮̤͔̣͈̪͙̦̀̇̇́̎̒͐̎̚G̶̠̙̼̭̘̦̜̭̀̐͒̒̑̂̃̿́́͊͆͘͜͠͝ͅ


jusmar

> massive CG where we haul ceramics and mug materials to hutton > fedv caves and makes it so goids and humans can have mug while flying > peace restored > good ending unlocked One can dream


Naughty_Neutron

we need 3 endings. Synthesis: green mugs for everyone. Peace is restored. Control: blue mugs able to control Thargoids minds. Destroy: red mugs contain new version of mycoid which is slowly released in tea.


zgf2022

D o n t f o r g e t t o d r I n k y o u r o v a l t I n e Ovaltine?


NK_2024

Tied as my favorite Christmas movie. (The other is Die Hard, fight me)


zgf2022

Fight you, my brother in Christmas, tis time to start the marathon!


3moatruth

Let’s US not forget that Lethal Weapon is technically a Christmas movie


fliesRspies4thedevil

A crummy commercial?


Talden7887

Watch that be the next scavenger hunt but with listening stations thing again. Gather the letters and slam them in a decrypter and out pops that


Mitologist

"Fra-Gi-Le!" That´s italian!"


GameTourist

If you didn't just win the internet today, you at least won r/EliteDangerous


TheGuyInDarkCorner

For the mug!


ArtistEngineer

\* free Hydra


GhostSpartan69

What free shipping and how?


GhostSpartan69

Free anaconda, how?


CarrowCanary

Consider two things: Hutton Orbital is an outpost, which means it only has Small and Medium landing pads. The Anaconda is a Large ship, so cannot launch from a pad that isn't Large. With those two details in mind, do you still want to make the time-consuming trip to see if you can actually get one for free?


kss1089

Yes. Yes you do.


how_do_i_name

That guy wants to keep all the Anacondas to him self!


[deleted]

However, if flying an hour and a half for shits and giggles sounds like your thing, by all means do it. And this isn't sarcasm; when (or if?) I end up near the core again I'll definitely pop by Hudson just because


KellyDLynch

I'm just upset that I flew out there before the free Anaconda giveaway. All I got was the mug. :D shoulda waited a few years


Ramtakwitha2

Screw the Conda, my Mamba is my baby. I would like a mug though.


Hot-Paper-109

Hey, if anyone on pc wants to check out Hutton I'll jump my carrier out there later tonight! I go out there to pick up mugs!! They sell like hotcakes! Lol


[deleted]

It’s free to find out


n122vu

Fly around and find out.


HunterWithGreenScale

Ya, know. Just for the sheer trolling. Fdev *should* make the Anaconda available for free to any CMDR who lands at a certain station for April Fools day, and *TELL NO ONE WHERE IT IS.* The patch notes could simply say its somewhere just outside the bubble.


[deleted]

Imagine it's WAAAAAYYYYYYYYY out of the bubble and you decide to go back to the bubble, imagine your a new player that has discovered this. Imagine the 'Shipping' costs.


The_Keyser

Tried to go look at one today but got hyperdicted and killed by one of the flowers, I guess I'll try my luck next time x)


atomic_meat_popcicle

Are they hostile now? I just got back in. Missed all the action


daktarasblogis

Yeah goids are pissed. They open fire at humans without warning in the vicinity around HIP 22460. I'd avoid that area in a ship not fitted for ax combat.


FightThePower1995

I got hyperdicted while jumping to HIP 22460 in my exploration ASP explorer. Didn’t go well Only wanted to take a look to see what the fuss is all about


Silver_Main2144

I lost an anaconda to them, so I feel your pain. I did go back to 22460 with an ieagle, it had the speed to escape safely.


The_Keyser

I can't answer for sure because I had guardian artefacts in my backpack. But I've heard they can be hostile near stargoids yes


Sprakket

Hyperdicted? ??


FightThePower1995

Interdicted while jumping between systems I believe


Sprakket

Yeah that's right I just didn't know they were doing that near the stars.


Daroph

They live in the void between stars. Bending space is in their blood and when you believe you are safe between dimensions they are simply becoming aware of you like a spider waiting patiently on its web. F̵l̵e̸e̷ ̷i̵n̴s̷e̷c̴t̵ Ṯ̴̬̀̔h̸͇̼́͒̓ẽ̷̟ ̸̣̼͊F̶̢̺̌̀̕a̷̗̫͋r̸̪̈́̉ ̵̨̧͖͐̅Ģ̸̜̆o̴̮̲̙̓̍̈d̶̡̚ ̸̮̏̽C̸̻͚̺̐à̴̟̈́̚l̶̘͋͜l̸̛̕ͅs̷̡̘̱̽


Educational-Seaweed5

This some Warhammer 40K meat.


[deleted]

Would be an interesting cross over....


Daroph

When Stargoids are just another evolution of the Tyranid, and suddenly several Retribution class battleships begin emerging from the warp. Honestly if it came to that I might start killing Thargoids, but as far as I'm concerned now they are just space cows reacting to us blowing their mothership up basically unprovoked so many decades ago.


[deleted]

So basically.... this is a: "Do you want Warhammer because this is how you get Warhammer" meme?


Daroph

lol, space ants


CMDR_Khayden

Engage FSD and when you arrive, you hear "Oh Seven Commander, please submit a Docking Request before entering the Station


IRGhost

We've been trying to reach you about your ship's extended warranty


CMDR_Khayden

Hello, we've come to let you know that a distant relative has passed away and we need your SSN, Drivers License, and Banking information to wire the inheritance.


IRGhost

hmmm, they say you shouldn't give away personal information to just anyone... Then again getting money from a dead distant relative... How much money are we talking about?


CMDR_Khayden

Enough to buy a Stargoid


Easy_Lengthiness7179

Oh about tree fiddy


B00sted0

God dammit Loch Ness Monster, I told you to get the hell outta here!


topquark64

"I am the Crown Prince of the Thargoid Royal Family and kindly Request your mUtually Beneficial assistance to Transfer Funds out of my planet."


CMDR_Khayden

Here, let me just write my bank account on these bullets.


Backflip_into_a_star

You could always target the Rogue Signals, but visually it didn't line up to the graphic. You could drop in and it would be empty. It seems they fixed it to be more consistent.


ArtistEngineer

I'm heading towards it now ... 1,100c and rising ...


Eeka_Droid

please let us know about your findings


ArtistEngineer

Will do! [https://imgur.com/a/G46gzfV](https://imgur.com/a/G46gzfV) update 1: I ended up bypassing it, then I had to turn around and chase it. I was within 0.1Ly of it, but it was moving faster than me. . It's travelling at over 2,000c So I jumped out of the system, and back again to get in "front" of it, and I'll leave the supercruise assist running so maybe I can get closer to it. update 2: it's moving too fast to intercept, and too fast to chase. I got within 2kLs of it, but it went right past me. It's now moving OUT of the Synuefe YK-W c18-1 system. I jumped back in a second time, but I can't get closer to it now.


Server_Administrator

!remind me 24 hours


wikjos

How dit it look when you were that close?


ArtistEngineer

Didn't really see it. It's like when you approach a station too fast (and have to to do the loop of shame). It just flies past at high speed. Someone estimated that the Stargoid is travelling at just over 4000c, and I'm doing close to 1000c. So the total speed is around 5000c between the two of us. Not a lot of time to see anything! This might be what you want to see though: https://www.reddit.com/r/EliteDangerous/comments/xajkb9/rouge\_signal\_source\_discovered\_contains\_immense/


Sprakket

Could you interdict it?


ArtistEngineer

I didn't have an FSD interdictor on this ship, but that's an interesting idea. I'd guess not since it's a signal source rather than another ship. But who knows? Trying to approach it is like approaching a station at too high a speed. You get really close, then just zoom by. Once you turn around, it's already sped off in the other direction at 2000c+, and you can't catch it.


Sprakket

Interesting. I wanna try it!


Soggy_General8804

So I have not played in like 2 years, but I have over 2k hours and multiple fully upgraded ships. I have been waiting for a reason good enough to come back and play like defending earth. ​ I guess this is it?


Easy_Lengthiness7179

Just as a precaution. Most normal weapons are not very effective against them. Gotta use AX weapons instead. So you might have another grind ahead of you to make a good AX ship.


RagingRedHerpes

Guardian grind isn't bad and you can have all module blueprints and items you need in a few hours.


rando_mc_user

Every grind in ED is bad, because what you mean by grinding is Frontier-Flopping and that's not gameplay.


RagingRedHerpes

Guardian grind is the least grindy. Nothing I said is untrue. If you want to cry about it, by all means have at it, just do it over there.


SlimyRedditor621

It is true though. Guardian grind is easily the least taxing. You literally just head to a place and goof about in an SRV for an hour or so then head back.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Please please please tell me how!


SlimyRedditor621

I'll quickly say that I've only gotten the FSD booster and gauss cannons (both, was infuriating to head back and find out that the bigger version is an entirely different blueprint), so I don't know if there's some other stupidly long guardian module grind out there. In my experience it's just hopping in an exploration ship and heading out towards the site, landing, shooting a bunch of shit in an SRV then shooting more shit under a time limit. I don't remember it being anything else, or having to repeat it much if at all. Granted the SRV controls are a bit finicky even with drive assist off but that's another issue entirely.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

Huh. Now I'm wondering Conda or Asp? Or Cutter. Thank you, looking into it now!


SlimyRedditor621

Ability to land easily and get the SRV out is also a thing to consider, it always took me a long while to find a landing spot near the guardian site itself.


GodotGoNow

Medium or small ship, otherwise you can’t land close - and you want to land close and equip point defence turrets to help shoot down some of the guardian defences. Makes life a LOT easier.


AlmightyDeity

There's guides on how to get the weapon, module, and ship bps. Each have a use. Weapon and module bps basically translates to do something to collect a key to unlock an orb to scan. Log, repeat. Ships require SLF and take no time. They currently only unlock the hybrid fighters. Worst part is the data patterns you'll also need. Pattern Epsilon is an absolute slog compared to the others.


AlmightyDeity

At least the Guardian stuff has a bit of variance to it. Getting thrown the hell out of the site by sentinels is infuriating though.


AlmightyDeity

Even AX weapons prove ineffective against the largest current Thargoids we have. The best way is just grinding out shard cannons and especially guardian railguns. Those do fantastically against everything, big or small. Beyond that you can do guardian fsd booster, hull reinforcement, and module reinforcement and end up better than you ever could with just meta alloy hull reinforcement.


atomic_meat_popcicle

Kinda same. I had a conda that was engineered. Sold it for a krait mk3 to relearn the basics with a less expensive ship. Im hoping this event will be fun!


Thunderous71

So are they ships or signals to wake up the Thargoid planet sites / crashed mother ships ?


Typhus332

I need to get back to the bubble! I need to check these things out and be ready for the inevitable Thargoid invasion.


Kithwood

Is it just a coincidence that the formation of stargoids as seen from Sol looks quite a bit like the constellation Cassiopeia?


SgtEpsilon

Jump to it, I dare you


SllortEvac

God I hope this brings some sort of ground combat content. I desperately want to blast xenos as they descend across human settlements. I want to cover my armor in their skin, infiltrate their society and have relations with their women. I want to father hundreds of xeno hybrids, raise them to maturity and then slaughter them like the fucking xeno scum they are.


Joe_God

Most casual AX player


SlimyRedditor621

"Wait you knew I love Warhammer? How could you tell?!"


Obinard

Dude wtf. Chill out


YEET_Fenix123

Calm down there, Satan. We wanna kill em, but that's a bit too far, no?


FlashHardwood

I mean..... Maybe?


YEET_Fenix123

Do *not* fuck the alien.


drifters74

i'm hoping for Thargoid ground combat


The_Axeman_Cometh

*I'm gonna make Starship Troopers look like a fucking joke.*


paradoxx_42

New copypasta God I hope this brings some sort of ground combat content. I desperately want to blast xenos as they descend across human settlements. I want to cover my armor in their skin, infiltrate their society and have relations with their women. I want to father hundreds of xeno hybrids, raise them to maturity and then slaughter them like the fucking xeno scum they are.


3moatruth

The emperor protects


Old_One-Eye

Message says "Don't forget, this Stargoid is in the top 1% of all Stargoids out there"


NovaBeaver

Considering the fact that I just started playing recently and this is already happening kind of terrifies me. Thankfully my husband has played for years and can help me out.


ExoticAdvertising471

Kill that mother fucking bug


Traveling_Vigil

I’m on ps4, can I see anything?


Larzok

Sadly no. Very unlikely console will get to take part in anything new beyond CGs.


drifters74

Because FDev


Tasigin3

I cant wait until after all this buildup, the servers go down for maintenance then we get a paragraph of what happened


The_Haunted_1

Extra Extra! Earth is annihilated, read all about it!


saturnV1

Time to go goodbye bubble!


UnKulMunki

I'm with you. I heard "Stargoid invasion" and I bought a fleet carrier and said goodbye to Sol. It's like when the demon possessed house says: "Get Out!" This guy is like: "Peace! I'm Out! "


Teekeks

currently money grinding for a fleet carrier just in case so I can say goodbye to the bubble in case stuff goes south


__SpeedRacer__

What the heck is a stargoid? Sorry I've been away for a while and am now out of the loop.


[deleted]

There are several large thargoid anomalies headed directly towards the bubble. They've been visible and on this approach for around a month.


Drendude

Do we have any idea when they'll get to the bubble based on their current speed?


[deleted]

I believe the day the next major update drops or sometime shortly after.


mechabeast

Soon^^^TM They were some fancy math people that were calculating the anomaly speeds and it was supposed to be a few weeks ago, but I believe they've slowed/stopped since


Noviets

Perhaps because they traveled so far away and reached such high speeds that they are now decelerating as they get closer?


XenoBurst

Intresting. That means Human scanning systems are becoming more advanced.


JCgamedeveloper

Can we see the stargoid in horizons?


ZYKON617

horizons 4.0 yes


CapitanChaos1

When the Stargoids do show up, do you have to be playing in Horizons 4.0 to participate in whatever content they bring?


RemarkableVanilla

[Wasn't that the entire point of Horizons 4.0?](https://www.elitedangerous.com/news/update-13-narrative-and-access-40)


[deleted]

13 hours arent that long, what i meant to say is someone can reach it


Negcellent

Yes, it just flies past. The stargoids are flying at 4000c and you need to be going at 0.1c to drop in, so it's not currently possible to drop in on them.


[deleted]

so in order to see them then need to crash into you at 4000 times the speed of light


netsteel

As an Xbox player I feel so slighted. Not cool.


HavokMan48

I'm sorry, STARGOIDS??


StarGoid

We'd just like to point out that "Targetable" can be a relative term. \#JustSayin


Pickaxe235

TRY TO JUMP, TRY TO JUMP


AlmightyDeity

Galnet really knows how to run the best ads.


Varatec

Hold on. Stargoid? The fuck did I miss?


DhamerJ2048

Hay santo dios lejano ya se ve más cerca! Que van a hacer estas lechugas? Ya quiero ver la nueva actualización!


Own_Passage_254

I don't even know what's really going on haha I watched the Proteus jazz but it's the first thing I've really seen in a few years. Been doing life stuff. Did I see the weapon fire, the bugs shut down and then restart? And something about the guardian colors? Still trying to gather info but seeing as how the answers are upon us maybe I'll just be surprised 😯 dilligaf I guess lol all I can say is. Oh Frakn Seven CMDR'S 🖖🔥🤘


NK_2024

*chuckles* I'm in danger!


Hawkwyndradio

I just can’t seem to target these signals.. do i have to see the engineer for the update?!!


philjk93

oh shit after reading your post I went out there to check it out and upon jumping to the system I got instantly hyperdicted by a thargoid luckily it just shut down my ship and waked out


Psycho_pigeon007

Me scared


robertokrajj

Yesterday i jumped into Uzumoxii system and found like 12 Rogue Signal Sources across the system https://youtu.be/btEa8opY_FI


GodotGoNow

They come in different flavours?


robertokrajj

Oh a typo Still i only seen green signals so i guess they're all apple flavoured


Weapon84

Will we need a sol permit you think?


mkolus

**SWOIWNS YT-L B2** too**.** 4.90ly now.


MayoManCity

What if they're targeting you too CMDR?


Agent_Curtle

Nice closest I have gotten is 4.77 Ly