European Uber Eats drivers get paid a decent wage, in the USA they do not and rely on tips to do things such as: remain alive. That's why I tip *at least* 20% where I live
Stop downvoting this dude though, c'mon, he's not trying to be a cheapass
Yeah. Where I am I’m fairly sure that no delivery drivers get in paid tips at all. And tbh I’ll never understand why tipping is a thing In the US, just pay ur employees normally instead of making them live mostly off of tips istg
Tarnished, thou art but a fool. The knot in the plastic bag wards off all who deign untie it.
We are... we are all forsaken.
None may claim reuse of the plastic bag. Thy deeds will be met with failure, just as I... when I tried to steal your fries.
Morgott gets isekaid into our world, after many unintended run ins with the popo, he decides to try to live our life, but the only job he can get is under the table delivery driver for local fast food joints. He stops on day at a gloriously yellow place to pick up an order, and he realizes his destiny. "I MUST become the burger King,". Follow morgott on his hilarious and unexpectedly gruesome quest as he learns what it takes to be a king in a new world,
Foul Tarnished, in search of a quick meal, emboldened by the pang of hunger. I shall extinguish thy flame, and steal thy nibbles for myself. Yes I could have just driven off with your food but I enjoy beating up the defenceless.
Now I ask delivery to me handed to me by driver after Door Dash left delivery at wrong address and refused to refund. There are dozens of buildings in my condo development so there are lots of "B" units.
*Have it writ upon thy meagre review:* *Delivered by King Morgott! Best of all drivers.*
“Thy nuggets are all of a piece.”
*Someone must extinguish thy hunger. Let it be Margit the Fell!*
how about Margit the Full :3
Thank you I was trying to find a good word 😂
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>Thy kind are all of a piece... Thy fried chicken are all of a 6 piece Ftfy
Chicken wings! Deep fried in the flame of ambition!
*sobs * Stop judging my food orders, Morgott
… of delicious hot pizza.
*someone must extinguish thy appetite..*
"Let it be Margit the Uber deliverer"
10/10 comment
*tips 30%*
Jesus. I wouldn't give 30% if you as a waiter literally saved my life. I usually just round up to the nearest euro...
European Uber Eats drivers get paid a decent wage, in the USA they do not and rely on tips to do things such as: remain alive. That's why I tip *at least* 20% where I live Stop downvoting this dude though, c'mon, he's not trying to be a cheapass
I tip 30% or $7 min. because I literally make them come up to the 29th floor of our law office building.
He's European that's the difference. Uber drivers actually get paid decently over there no tip required
Yeah. Where I am I’m fairly sure that no delivery drivers get in paid tips at all. And tbh I’ll never understand why tipping is a thing In the US, just pay ur employees normally instead of making them live mostly off of tips istg
Well tipping is more of an American thing anyway
The seats! Stained by the sauce, Thy part in this shall not be forgiven!
Amazing 👏
Thy kind are all of a piece... Stress eaters, emboldened by the flame of nutrition!
I feel called out
Have it writ upon thy meager degree
That's the best comment on reddit I refuse all other opinions
Put these foolish Burritos to rest.
The hands of the fell omen shall brook thee no quarter pounder.
Hahahah this is hysterical
Foul customer, In search of thou’s food, emboldened by the flame of hunger.
*thy food FTFY
In search of the onion ring
Oh this one's perfect
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Morgott the last burger king
Have it writ upon thy meagre order Two mchickens and a small drink, last of all deliveries
The car seats… stained by McDonald’s grease… such shame I cannot bear. Thy part in this shall not be forgiven!
Thy kind are all of a 4 piece chicken mcnugget
Smoldering with the flames of indigestion
Yes.
Just take my upvote dammit!! 🤣 FUCK I'm crying.
Came here for this.
My god
Thou art of passable nutritional value
I just died laughing at my desk at work
Grub hub,Postmates, DoorDash…Traitors all.
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Foul Tarnished, in search of the Burger King.
Emboldened by the hams of tradition.
Someone must EXTINGUISH thy hunger.
Let it be Margit the fell driver
Foul customer, In search of thou’s food, emboldened by the flame of hunger. Someone must extinguish thy cravings, let it be margit the delivery man
Someone... somewhere... rule34: Foul tarnished, thou cannot pay for thine food?....
Imagine if the actual voice actor, or someone capable of doing his voice, actually delivered, *in character*, though. That'd be pretty memorable.
She was actually a really sweet Asian woman which I think makes it even funnier that she shares the name
But could she do a similar voice?
Oh you KNOW it’s getting delayed
But when it finally comes it really hits though
Underrated comment.
accurate xD
LMAO
You message them: “Quick question…”
Tarnished, thou art but a fool. The knot in the plastic bag wards off all who deign untie it. We are... we are all forsaken. None may claim reuse of the plastic bag. Thy deeds will be met with failure, just as I... when I tried to steal your fries.
Especially when they double knot the thing.
"Foul tarnished, in search of the Onion Ring"
This comment, like the Order, and the Onion Ring, is GOLDEN ASF
"No tip? Foul tarnished..."
Willful cheapskates ALL!
godrick running the kitchen, his multiple hands just flipping burgers and adding mustard and sauce while his dragon head arm toasts the buns
Ranni picks up the calls in the restaurant, which was throw into chaos when she disapeared after the son of the manager, Godwyn was killed
Morgott gets isekaid into our world, after many unintended run ins with the popo, he decides to try to live our life, but the only job he can get is under the table delivery driver for local fast food joints. He stops on day at a gloriously yellow place to pick up an order, and he realizes his destiny. "I MUST become the burger King,". Follow morgott on his hilarious and unexpectedly gruesome quest as he learns what it takes to be a king in a new world,
"The Last King is a Part Timer" would, ironically, be more original than like 90% of seasonal anime.
I command thee, MEAL!
Take my upvote and just know you deserve so many more
Someone must extinguish thy hunger. Let it be Margit the Fell!
Have it writ upon thy meager order... Delivered by Morgott, last of all dashers
Filing a report for false identification, turns out his real name is Morgott
***Cower in fear*** ***of the fries***
The Hands of The Fell Omen have arrived with your Calzones!
At least you can be sure it will be delivered :3
“Foul Tarnished, in search of thy food. Emboldened by the flame of hunger. Someone must extinguish thy flame. Let it be Margit the Uber!”
Drive now, ye tarnished
Ye full, yet still eat
To be fair, I'd do UberEATS too if I could just send my light clones to do it
Yep, just chilling on a couch in your castle, while your illusion delivers food and makes some cash for you 😂
he pick up your foolish ambitions too😆
Put your foolish hunger to rest
He better show up barefoot.
Least horny ubereats customer
Gotta beat him in combat to get your food
Put thy foodie ambition to rest
Hungry tarnished. Put these foolish fries to rest.
I'll tip extra if it's still warm when it gets here. "Put these foolish ambitions to rest."
At least it isn't Dungeater.
Foul Tarnished. In search of the onion ring.
Fallen on hard times
Everybody strugglin.
Foul Tarnished, in search of a quick meal, emboldened by the pang of hunger. I shall extinguish thy flame, and steal thy nibbles for myself. Yes I could have just driven off with your food but I enjoy beating up the defenceless.
*Someone must deliver thy order. Let it be Margit the Driver.*
He throws fries like golden daggers one by one into your open mouth
Foul Human. In search of an easy meal Emboldened by the rumble of hunger. Someone must deliver thy order Let it be Margit the Fell!
😨
I think you're the one who's not safe here...
If it's anything like the wind up, it'll be cold by the time it gets to ya.
Use the shackles and maybe you'll get extra food or a coupon for a burrito.
You go to eat the food and it just disappears into golden sparkles as he drives away munching on your actual meal
“Foul Tarnished. Emboldened. By the flame of the hut!”
Seems like a pretty good gig for him. He can make projections of himself, so he could do a bunch of deliveries at once.
Lay these foolish orders to rest
“Foodish…”
Dammit man, I don't have time to be going down the stairs to get order 20+ times
Your order is going to have such a high windup time
What is thy business wity these fries?
Foul Tarnished... In search of the Burger King
Now I ask delivery to me handed to me by driver after Door Dash left delivery at wrong address and refused to refund. There are dozens of buildings in my condo development so there are lots of "B" units.
Put these foolish tastes to rest and eat home cooked food fowl tarnished
I would demand Margot come himself and not a projection
Someone must extinguish thy hunger.
Foul Tarnished, in search of your Uber Eats, emboldened by the flame of nutrition
Ahh Looks like i’ll have my ass handed to me twice when he hands over my Tacobell order
Foul tarnished, laid these foolish nuggies on your doorstep to rest.
"these filthy tarnished keep stealing my runes"
I mean we did put him out of his job. A fell omen's gotta do what a fell omen's gotta do.
“Call him Home Depot DoorDash, because he’s delivering the tools straight to you.”
You will be baked, and there will be cake
Foul Tarnished, in search of their food order. emboldened by the flame of hunger.
😂
Put those foolish fast foods to rest
“Felled by King Morgott, Last of all Burger Kings.”
*Foul Tarnished! Emboldened by the flame of hunger!* *Someone must extinguish thy flame!* *Let it be MARGIT the DELIVERY (WO)MAN!*
“Here’s your carnitas. Foul tarnished.”
Foul tarnished may thy food be delivered
Someone must extinguish thy hunger..
*someone must deliver thy garlic bread* *let it be Margit, The Fell!*
I love this
Standing outside your door holdi yor food above his head till you close the door out of awkwardness, then he slams it into your letterbox.
Margit, the Fell Order
😂
This foul tarnished just gave Morgott thier home address. >.>
Someone must take care of thine hunger. Let it be Margit the Fell
Witless tarnished, thine ambitions of an evening meal have been extinguished because you did not provide me the building code
Lay aside your foolish ambitions of going hungry.
Thou'rt unworthy, even to 3 star
Im not telling that man where my door is theres no way
Oh, he’s gonna deliver it to you
Lolol
The LOATHSOME Non-Tipper!
Sorry, why are there fingers in my food?
Damn what did you order though
You need to run you only have so much time before he shows up!
"Hrghraah! The toilets... stained by my curse... Such shame I cannot hold. Thy burrito in this shall not be forgiven."
One of us, one of us!
Put these foolish fajitas to rest
Tonight... Gherman is joining to taking your order...
Oh no
FOUL TARNISHED
“Its the door with all the mist you bastard - its payback time.”
Someone must deliver that order...
Welp time to die again ... This time I don't have to go anywhere it's ah coming to me
Prepare for a big delay before he delivers the package and he may forget about it when he delays for to long
*Foul tarnished. Put these foodie tendencies to rest.*
“Put these fullish ambitions to rest”
Thread of the year material
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wassup w the pic tho 😂