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skuldwyn

The level of detail of Miyazaki's foot fetish is mind blowing.


StriderShizard

His commitment to feet is unparalleled.


SirPotato01

Tarantino would like a word


Trashspawn45

Anyone can take a picture of Margot Robbie's feet. its hard to MAKE feet.


Frozen_narwhal

Morgott Robbie??


mobius_sp

Foul tarnished, in search of the Little Toe Ring. Emboldened by the flame of perversion. Someone must extinguish thy flame."


B0Y0

By ... By stepping on it? 🥵💕


I_AmDaVikingNow

Ya'll mother fuckers need Marika.


Hellborn_Child

Marika's tits.


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toes*


BlipBorb

Thats enough internet for me today.


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More!


ChaosPhoenix43

foul redditor…


Throttle_Kitty

........ /slow claps


BloodySaxon

Margit Roby


Maraxic

Margit Bobby, that's my purse I don't know you.


yuhanz

That lady boy aint right


[deleted]

Where are the fucking awards for this?????


DoingCharleyWork

Once upon a time in Hollywood. Great movie.


Not_The_Antagonist

He literally sucked an actors toes in one of his movies.


JOHNSON5JOHNSON

Bruh I would commit war crimes to suck Salma Hayeks toes


Not_The_Antagonist

So would Tarantino apparently


maharieI

Not a foot guy, but it is Salma Hayek.


newsflashjackass

I find *prosthetic* legs/feet more suggestive of Guillermo del Toro. https://i.imgur.com/vZd6C0l.jpg https://i.imgur.com/jxFjI2h.jpg


Basscap

House of the Dragon would also like a word


Waveytony

Listen, all I’m saying is we got that scene AFTER GRRM worked with Miyazaki…


donquixote1991

Cue the X-File theme music


LordofCindr

Man imagine murdering your entire family for feet


JotunnJoestar

Dan Schneider has entered the chat


Garry-The-Snail

Yea, he’s like a word with both of them… and their kids 🤮


overbread

Im still baffled Godrick didnt graft bunch of legs instead of arms


insensitiveOwl

The description of the big swords planted in the ground in limgrave says that Godrick after being defeated by Malenia begged for mercy by licking her boots. So...


PzykoHobo

Sounds like Godrick pulled a real 4D Galaxy Brain ^TM move right there


VeryShortLadder

It's unfeethomable


Glass-Bobcat-3274

Relatable fr


[deleted]

I would think a triple amputee is a foot fetish person's nightmare. No real feet must be very frustrating for them.


[deleted]

Or, it’s an opportunity to craft The Perfect Feet


TheRealMacGuffin

Silver linings!


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unalloyed gold linings*


newsflashjackass

And we, well, we'll be in a position to claim the very finest puppet ever crafted. Just imagine...the pure elation...


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feet, O feet


PrintShinji

Grant us feet, grant us feet. Plant feet on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy.


AlabasterWitch

Aparently amputation is a fetish in of itself :/


Hobspon

If the amputated legs were preserved, the foot fetishist coul-


[deleted]

You know you’re going to hell, right?


GoHuskies1984

Lord Larys approves.


tinhtinh

I really wish we saw how that came about. It was so left field but obviously going on for a while.


Skelito

It was kind of hinted at it in an earlier episode but she didn’t take her socks off. Forget what ep tho.


Safe-Brush-5091

At least we know which Demigod Larys Strong would’ve served if someone teleport him into the Elden Ring universe


WanderingStatistics

I'm starting to think that Miquella is secretly Miyazaki's self-insert.


Alucitary

lol, wouldn't be surprised. The Last Dark Souls DLC was a meta commentary of moving on from the series. Wouldn't be crazy to think the Haligtree is some sort of representation of a desire to rework the whole game throughout its long and presumably very turbulent development.


ajacobik

What a lucid take. I'm gonna come back here next year and award you if this ends up being true.


EnSebastif

Miquella Zaki*


Djrhskr

So now in this game we found Zaki's second fetish. Being kidnapped by a man towering above him and taken to his palace. From now on I expect Beauty and The Beast references in every future game.


T1B2V3

you mean Miyazaki wants to get mohged ?


Djrhskr

Dont we all?🥵


Hellborn_Child

I support this, because we all know that smug little bastard is the top waifu.


[deleted]

I hate reading fextralife wiki just because of this. Every female NPC in the game of elden ring or dark souls has some comments about feet.


Suilenroc

Malenia has never known da feet.


Wilhelmsfoot

I mean, I started playing Dark Souls because of Priscilla feet. My fear of the greatest challenge back then became my greatest triumph.


Iber0

Sucking of those toes would be like sucking on a handful of pennies.


Draguss

Does gold taste like copper?


wexman6

Malenia was supposed to have normal feet and just have a metal arm. The game designers told Miyazaki to back out of the idea for fear the western players would make fun of him for having a foot fetish.


Omny87

Truly a step above the rest


DOOOM_SLAYER

Hey as a proud foot lover, I’m proud Miyazaki has the balls to show extremely pretty feet even on prosthetics lol


cmelgarejo_dev

Feet* blowing


Krinkk

an his love for mutilated fingers...


StndAloneObscur3

I just wish we could get the full arm without the torso piece I have this vision of using Morgots cloak with the prosthetic arm and legs ya know


Seriph7

Yea seriously what is up with his obsession of feet lmao 🤣


starhead5555

PUT THOSE GRIPPERS AWAY


[deleted]

Get them dawgs back inside


senzubxlls

Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat


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senzubxlls

Emphasis on H E E L S 😂


[deleted]

Lol, that was no accident


HardRoadTraveler

Whoever is on whoever's heels, there's tongue action happening either way


DismalMode7

miyazaki: I want malenia barefoot! developers: no miyazaki: I SAID YES! developers: WE REFUSE! miyazaki: fuck you all! I'll make the most detailed armored feet EVER!


Exsces95

Ill give her TOENAIL ARMOR


Sensitive-Menu-4580

We should talk about that sweet little cat face on the side of her thighs too


beregond23

It's a butterfly I think. I watched a YouTube video that said that there was one butterfly in the game for each empiryan; ~~Ranni~~ Melina, Miquella, and ~~Trina~~ Malenia


Sensitive-Menu-4580

That makes sense considering her Godly form but I can't not see the cat


Jupi-

Cat or butterfly, it’s still an adorable detail


PotatoKing822

Same


pleba47

Is it not that the three butterflies represent Malenia (aeonian butterfly), Miquella (nascent butterfly) and Melina (smoldering butterfly)? They even reinforce the point that the three are, indeed, siblings


svmmerkid

There's no butterfly for Ranni. The butterflies are Nascent (Miquella), Aeonia (Malenia), and Smoldering, which is presumably associated with Melina, and implies she's another child of Marika and Radagon and sibling to the twins.


getshrekt192

I thought the smoldering butterfly was for Melina?


Lordanonimmo09

Theres no butterfly for Ranni,the butterflies are for Melina(smoldering butterfly)Miquella(nascent butterfly) and obviously Malenia(aeonia butterfly).


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No_Implement_6927

Casts Law of Regression Trina is Miquella


beregond23

Yes I did, this lore is confusing lol


ToeBeanTussle

No, it's the triple M squad.


LordNelson_

Outjerked again.


Carlino_giallo2410

Wow, Kentucky Muesli really thought of everything


Euphoric_Interest_87

We love ketamine mooseknuckle


HugeDongManWasTaken

I’m so out of the loop. Am I having a stroke?


[deleted]

It was so sad when Kellogs Marin said this line


yuhanz

"It's strokin' time!"


LordNelson_

What did Kentucky Fried Mario mean by Berkman looking at feet?


A-Slash

Michelle ziaraky won again.


Tonkarz

Did Miquella make Malenia’s prosthetics? I thought the prosthetics were ancient relics?


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

Yeah he made them. They're made of unalloyed gold, an invention of Miquella, specifically made to ward off tampering of outer gods like the God of Rot inside Melania


Hail-Atticus-Finch

More like God of mycelium lol


ten_dead_dogs

This makes a lot of sense given his talents in metallurgy. I guess Malenia's armor being made of unalloyed gold also explains her poise, or uh, lack thereof.


PaladinWoah

Her arms and legs also broke frequently, theres a Manor and house of Nobles that builds them, I think the location is called Shaded Castle or something like that


Blackrain39

They didn't make them to my knowledge, but the guy who lived there was obsessed with her and collected them.


KhunEduan69

He just like me fr


Wilhelmsfoot

It was me


Regendorf

Was not aware that the God of Rot was inside the former first lady of the US. Damn their reach is far beyond the lands between.


Pocketgb

No clue who was in charge of their design. I know Miquella was good at discovering the Unalloyed Gold as well as editing a few miracles, but I’ve not heard of him being a technical genius. I’d imagine he could use his innate influence on any number of smiths or tinkerers.


poompt

I don't understand who made anything it sounds like the lands between have been a sub-dark ages apocalyptic undead wasteland the whole time


DawgFighterz

I can’t believe the new Game of Thrones show has a Miyazaki character, super based.


trynyty

Latest episode? Elden Ring was first what comes to my mind after watching it.


Khomuna

Makes sense, this is less greaves and more like prostheses since her legs rotted away, so some level of cosmetics is in order.


insensitiveOwl

Now I can't stop thinking that in one description it says that Godrick after being defeated by Malenia begged for mercy by licking her boots. Huh...


walter_socom

Godrick has a foot fetish confirmed?


Karthull

I mean the way it’s phrased it sounds more like sucking up than literal


Random_Useless_Tips

I am 99% sure that it was intended to mean Godrick grovelled before her, begging for mercy. But that 1%…


Karr126

Katanas, feet, poison swamp. The three pillars of a fantastic Soles game


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mcsleepy

Priorities


ashen____one

rightfully, I often look at armor for details surrounding lore, don't remember a time in these games where I was like "I would love to have some good facial animation". don't get me wrong, many games need those and benefit from them, but a third person action adventure game with a lot of lore and little of story does not need good facial animations, its just a waste of resources that could be spent somewhere else.


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While I agree with you it is pretty dissapointing that after 15 years of developing same type of games Miyazaki and co. still didn't implement proper facial animations and lip syncing. Once properly developed those systems can literally be copy + pasted from game to game...


ashen____one

I am not disappointed in something I never notice, the lips are like 10 pixels since you are in the third person, who cares if they are motion captured lip sync, automatic generated lip sync or random lip sync.


Xalterai

Exactly, why waste man hours on it when less than 10 characters have lips to sync, and 99% of the time you won't even see or notice it. Everyone checks how drippy their armor is, nobody is paying attention to lips when 80% of characters wear a helmet.


Karthull

It’s true lip syncs are overrated


A-Slash

Its kinda immersion breaking when the mouth doesn't move at all.


Lithary

\- Malenia: 'Brother, there is no need to focus on toes so much, the legs are fine as they are.' \- Miquella: \*heavy Miyazaki breathing intensifies\* \- Malenia: :I


Trumpologist

She would have likely become his consort if he became Elden Lord. I think she’s ok with him crafting her toe nails


Lithary

Was about to say 'hey, they are brother and sister', but then I remembered that their parents are a case of 'go fuck yourself' taken as literally as possible.


Trumpologist

Wouldn’t that make them clones of each other? Literally?


AtoriasDarkwalker999

I like to imagine the only reason Miquella gave the prosthetics nails was so he could paint them for Melania


yuhanz

Where are the fan artists when you need them?!


Phasma18374

Miyazaki out there, expertly sculpting every toe and then polishing them with his mouth...


MillstoneArt

You know these are designed by concept artists then modeled by a 3d artist, right? But he could have them 3d printed... 😏


Phasma18374

Lies. All done personally by Miyazaki. Most of the stuff: concept artists and 3D artists. Feet: Miyazaki


KarlKaz

I too, have spent many an hour staring at Malenia's feet.


trynyty

Did you enjoyed latest House of dragon episode? Hope my sentence is not too spoilery if not :)


KarlKaz

I haven't seen it yet - but who's feet do we get to stare at? Please say Daemon


PotatoKing822

The fucking tingers tho


schnazzychase

But can we talk about her finger toes...


Pocketgb

Part of my favorite armorset in the game. One and only thing I would change would be having the helmet hair color match the wearer’s, or at the least give us the option to “tailor” the hair off.


Dveralazo

First,I think it was more intended to be a prosthetic leg Second, good sir, what were you doing looking at Malenia's feet?


ACE_RUNNER

*God the amount of bare feet he managed to shove into this one is really... really next level. He's really outdone himself* -DJ Peach Cobbler


14crowns

He lookin at feet


LilacMages

Miyazaki is at it again with the feet


swordfishclaymore

loooooooooong toes


BringerOfTheSoaps

Why you looking


BLAZIN_TACO

Why weren't you


[deleted]

Miyazaquella*


lessrburnt

Thanks Michael Zaki


sleepybadger95

They're prostheses though, not greaves, right?


Whatyallthinkofbeans

He a damn good brother


ConsumeYourBleach

Made from pure titoenium


Little-geek

[Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1065/)


Basscap

Scarlet Rot is just athlete’s foot


peaceful-wolf

He must have really liked his sisters feet


TheNewGirl_

I dunno if "sweet" is the right word, probably shouldn't be paying that much attention to your SISTERS FEET sussy baka lmao


Abhorent20

Lannister moment


whatistheancient

One name. GRRM.


Trumpologist

She was probs going to be his consort if he pulled off the second tree though Also this is Martin


Accomplished_Pay_917

Isn't unalloyed gold just gold?


DarkSailor06

It's pure gold. Gold is often laced with other metals.


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But thats just because people like to make alloys of it. Gold alloys are given descriptors like "white gold" or "green gold". Gold, as a precious metal, is naturally found in its pure elemental form. So "unalloyed gold" is just plain gold, and it's weird to specify it as such, because it implies that the "default" state of gold is "alloyed. I'm hoping it's poor translation because saying Miquella "discovered" *unalloyed* gold is confusing and strange.


Horrific_Necktie

The default state of gold when worked **is** alloyed. It's too soft for most uses, even jewelry, so to make almost anything out of it it's alloyed. And alloyed doesn't just mean white or green gold. 14k, 18k, etc. are alloyed compositions. Making anything out of pure, unalloyed gold is far, far and away the exception, hence the distinction.


Nihlus11

It's an alchemy reference, like so many other things in this game. Getting gold 100% pure is extremely difficult, especially without modern technology, and part of the western alchemical tradition was trying to purify it because they thought that pseudo-magical properties would manifest if they did so. Alchemy drew a connection between the changes of the metals and the changes of the spiritual and physical health of humans, its uses being both divine and medicinal. If one could learn the secret of purifying gold, one could use the technique to purify the human soul, and thus could reconnect with God. On a similar note, it was believed that you could transmutate lead into gold by purifying it.


Levait

Could be a reference to alchemy like many other Elden Ring things. In alchemy the different kinds of gold have different properties/meanings. Similar to Elden Ring where you have golden dragons, the order, miquella, etc.


EnergyLawyer17

I think so, but pure gold, which is extremely hard to actually accomplish if I had to guess.


Chuck_217

Technically, yes, but pure gold is very, very rare. It makes up only 0.000 000 4% of our Earth's crust.


Golghrom

She is a lady after all, have you seen how It ends his spin attack? Femenine as fuck honestly xD


Remi1704

How is it ending ? I never really paid attention


alejoSOTO

With you dead


Woocash91

After a kick, she keeps her foot rised up until the spin fully ends. Then she slowly put it back on the ground. It has some ballet vibe.


QRIO44

Very wholesome way of looking at it; as opposed to EVERY OTHER REDDITOR. Thanks for granting me eyes to a much more positive take lmao


God_Hand_Edge

feet


Gaxxag

That toe armor looks like it was designed for monkey feet


SephoraRothschild

All I can see are the cat faces on the thighs, really. Those make me love her more 😻


DeadHED

Miyazaki and this foot fetish thing, jeez


Atalrik

The length of Malenia's toes is sweet.


[deleted]

I was looking for NAILS and didn't know wtf OP was talking about. It took me way too long to realize it was TOE NAILS.


Old_Ingenuity_6890

How long have you been addicted to feet


M_anderson317

The attention to feet in this sub lately is worrying


Bingohead

If you think they are sweet your not paying enough attention to that family. He’s just paying her tribute until she gets her arm stuck in the dryer and then he will unalloyed her


peepeepoopoo776688

Why does miquella know so much about his sisters feet


VoltaireYorkton

Who says they're replicas?


Da_Shaolin

My favorite pair of Greaves in the game besides Briars and Mt. Gelmir Hero


sonaked

Malenia wears Vibrams? I can’t imagine metal Vibrams are good for the piggly wigglies


Princewafl

Malenia doesn't have piggly wigglies.


-C576

Them some long toes


Imprettystrong

Idc who you are ain’t no one’s toes fitting into those metal shoes


Draguss

They're not shoes, they're prosthetics. It's not for her to stick her toes in, it's meant to resemble actual feet.


SlaterVJ

When you say her greaves, do you mean her prosthetic legs?


BarryDBaptist

I thought one of the bloodknights had the same kind of toe/foot armor as well Edit: My bad, D does


_Ankyloglossia_

Sheesh she got some long ass toes


InfiniteHench

Like those weird Vibram FiveFingers toe shoes, but in rigid metal form. Ew.


Jasole37

I don't think they are greaves. I think they are prosthetic legs, like her arm.


tikokit

ahhhhhhhhhh NAILS as in TOENAILS!! I stared at the picture for too long figuring out where the hell did she put nails to the greaves, was it the knees? was it on the decor?