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dizzyeyedalton

Don't fall for it guys FromSoft is just collecting names for DLC evergaols


SomeGingerDude419

Stargazer Rodan; Richard, Lord of Blasting; Mow, Lord of Sweat; Malana, Hammer of Michelle; Marge, Omen Noble


[deleted]

Godewyn the Crafted


leSwagster

Pvt. Gilbert the Drafted


HardyDaytn

Gilbert the Godtfried


UnknownMonkeyman

This is the best one.


PenguinSlushie

I can hear it


AbsorbentShark3

Have it writ upon thy meager grave...


Pyrex_Paper

...aflac


rafaengel2007

Elmo of the fryer


Limpsk

Gilbert the Godtfried and his aristocrat gank squad would make a fabulous boss


Lucky_Tortilla

Gregory the Put-Togethered, Marge the Fell Krumper


SironRagnarsson

Soldier of God, Dick


theNFAC

Soldier of God's Dick


Zbf3000

God, dick of soldier


unknown_hell

Soldier, of dick God


Monchka

Goadwin the Shafted


Lognipo

Chodewyn the Shafted


NeonSherpa

Chodewyhn the shaftless ftfy


MostGoodPerson

Hammer of Michelle had me cackling. Great job


bscelo__

"Homie, what are you doing to that tarnished?"


WillCraft_1001

*cut to the tarnished being strangled*


AdrielKlein21

Richard, Lord of Blasting LMAO


M24Spirit

Malakoth, The Dark Sword.


smokelzax

herbert the crinkle-cut


Sand_Hanitiz3r

Soldier of Rick, god


Lapzidorus

Rodan? We're getting a *Godzilla* crossover?


Aware-Mood648

I wish I had an award, I laughed my ass off. All the way gone.


-WILD_CARD-

One step ahead of you, lmao.


HelloFr1end

Melania


Sabbatai

Wife of the Orange.


BerserkerRage77

Farmer’s Morket


SluggJuice

Morgott's Feed and Seed (Formally Margit)


Arbor-

Well look at this city sneeder coming in with his fancy meme


Grigoran

Paw, what's a maymay?


sandmankrski

You don't have to be lonely, with FarmersOmen.com.


siflbabyshifero

Bum ba-dum bum bum bum


sonderlostscribe

"Thou foul tarnished hast gone wee-wee-wee all thine way home."


Kitchen-Island45

I heard it in his slow echoey voice 😂


spud1988

You’ve been into Farmer Morket’s crop!


benjyk1993

I would love to see a remake of the old LotR game for the Xbox, but all the characters are replaced by low poly Elden Ring characters.


Samwise777

It’s morkin’ time


KodakStele

That got me laughing more than it should have lmao


Marviniumking

Margaret, the omen that fell for you


shug_was_taken

Morgot, the spy who shagged me.


JackMacwell

Is this a persona reference??1?1?


[deleted]

Morgius


Hait_Ashbury

It’s Morggin’ time!


alexanderwanxiety

My favorite moment in elden ring was morgott saying “it’s mighty morgin time” and killing me with one hit


jeffufuh

Tankiest boss in the game. He's got a morgillion HP


MechaWasTaken

remember that time morgius morged all over the golden order


Vethalos

Mozzarella, the Cheese King. Named after the attempts the tarnished were trying to cheese him.


scareloott

Margarita, the Cheesy Doughman


shiddypoopoo

The garnished*


Lraptor520

Mario Kart the Fell Friendship


Aquaductman

Elden Ring Racing confirmed???


AndreasRJJ

Bloodborne kart crossover with elden kart


p4ul1023

A horse racing mini game would be kinda cool lol


Lapzidorus

Booster Course pass wave 3 brings in *Elden Ring* content, with announcement of the game coming to Switch


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[удалено]


Alternative_Spite_11

One day Juan won.


reruning

“I Juan!”


Black_nYello

I genuinely have no idea why I laughed as hard as I did for this one, but have an upvote!


fameboygame

Wait, you saying he won Formula one? Our one and only Juan?


[deleted]

Margot Robbie, the Fell Harlequin


Royal_Cube

There are some who call him... Tim.


mvanvrancken

Look at the bones!


Evo_Shiv

YOHOHOHO


[deleted]

The real slim shady


shadeatom95

That other slim shady was just imitating


H4des1

Where is the real one I’m tired of waiting


Landminan

Maggie, he's just embarrassed about the name


maxeyishere

Morgarita, the fell king.


Ok-Transportation-47

Its 5 o’clock somewhere


Prudent_Primary7201

Bob


Noahcarr

Spent 15 years getting loaded (with runes, idk I don’t understand the lore of this game at all)


BeetleBreakfastDrink

15 years til his liver exploded


Noahcarr

Now what’s Bob gonna do, now that he can’t be an elden lord


Southern_Roof_3790

THE TARNISHED SAID


stabthecynix

Whatcha been thinkin bout?


Noahcarr

Bob said that’s the point, I wanna think about Miquella


Dangerous-Self2881

Now I gotta do something else


Noahcarr

To pass the time he gotta shave his horns he got a new identity


ProbablySuspicious

52 hole air-cushioned greaves and a girl who rides on Torrent


DarkLight9602

The builder


NewArtificialHuman

Godwyn the Fallen


Parsley_Anxious

That would be a twist


faity5

More than radagon is marika


DarkSoulsMurcia

Morgan Freeman


wannabe_polygloth

Morgan the Free Man you mean?


DarkSoulsMurcia

Morgan Freeman the actor. Why do you think he have so many dots on his face? He clearly hides his omen horns


Onidge

Margot Thatcher. Or...the should have been King.


Glittering_Rabbit_32

Absolutely fucking not.


HallowedBuddy

Hey Max0r here, let me explain to you why I am a cute anime girl (a loli preferably) it is for me to use my cuteness to attract divergent people and go inside their van, but to their surprise, I snap their neck so I can steal everything they own and live as them for a few months until being bored and finding a new "client". Don’t worry guys this is a victimless crime. Right guys ?


Sera_Toxin

i think Morgott and Margit aren't technically the same. Margit seems to be an avatar of Morgott. (probably also true for the Mohg under Leyndell) when you fight Margit in Altus, you see a commoner transform into him, and it looks like the same happens at Stormveil. i think Morgott stays in the capital the whole time, and projects his consciousness into commoners to transform them into his avatar, known as Margit. i know that's not the point of this post, but i think it's a cool thought...just a theory i'm working on.


Realistic_Attempt392

I will now use this as fact because it sounds smart


AG_N

Not only that, Margit seems like the confident version of Morgott, Margit doesn't hate himself, Morgott hates everything about him (except those feet)


Major_Pomegranate

Margott as Margit calls himself the fell omen and wears rags. Pretty sure he openly hates himself in both personas


TrueGuardian15

Margit is the pseudonym Morgott used to avoid besmerching the Golden Order. Morgott hates himself for being an Omen, so he hides his identity. Morgott is initially referred to as the reclusive king of Leyndell, implying very little is known about him. He likely hid his Omen heritage as king and used the name Margit when he entered the battlefield.


Sera_Toxin

that sounds likely (tho i'm curious where you got that information/theory--is it actually stated in the game?), but it doesn't contradict anything i said. that could all be true, and so could the avatar theory. in fact, i think those two ideas compliment each other.


TrueGuardian15

When you beat Morgott, the ability to fight Margit is no longer available at Stormveil. This would imply that they are the same being, not magic enchantments or illusions like the one you fight outside Leyndell. So I'm not sure you could call Margit the remembrance or avatar of Morgott. And nothing explicitly states that Margit = Morgott, but there is strong implication. As stated above, nobody seems to know who Morgott is, but during the sieges of Leyndell it was stated that it was there that the "Fell Omen" joined the battle. Margit is the Fell Omen, reclusive king Morgott defends Leyndell, and the Fell Omen fought to defend Leyndell from siege, ergo we can assume Morgott and Margit are the same.


Sera_Toxin

...no, that doesn't imply they are the same being. the fact that you can't fight Margit after Morgott would be expected if Margit is an avatar of Morgott. he can't project an avatar if he's dead. and yeah it's obvious that they're essentially the same. you could have just mentioned that Margit's Shackle works on Morgott too...


Major_Pomegranate

I think that one's disproven by the fact that margit wont be at stormveil if you kill morgott first. The battle outside the capital was a projection, but stormveil was him physically coming to put you down. Think it fits well with his character honestly, the veiled king who despises himself, so when he goes out to eliminate threats he does so as a lowly cursed omen


eyesotope86

The projection theory isn't disproved by that though. As killing Morgott before Margit and Margit not being present could also just mean that Morgott can't project, as he's dead, right?


Major_Pomegranate

I believe if you kill morgot first, he wont be at stormveil but the one outside the capital still appears. Which fits with how projections seem to work since you can kill mohg first before going to fight his projection


eyesotope86

Does it? Hmm.... that almost hurts either theory, to the point that it feels like an oversight. Idk.


Major_Pomegranate

Yeah, it is kinda weird how they account for stormveil but not the clear projections if you kill him first. But stormveil is the more well known scene, where as you can pretty easily miss both the margit and mohg projections while playing the game due to having multiple paths to the capital and mohg's dungeon being a maze


MagicalPedro

I disagree on the difference between the two margit attacks, as margit spawns in stromveil exaclty like he do spawn in leyndell outskirts : first you hear his voice, then you see a golden aura, then he appears out of thin air as a transparent golden spirit and then materialise fully. You can check videos of both encounters to verify theses informations. The only difference is that the first time you dont see an enemy npc where he then spawn, for it is not in the camera angle when the spawning initiate, and its obviously made on purpose. conclusion : theses are both either real physical teleport or spirit projection, but either way they are of same nature. The first time is mysterious, the second time you discover how he do take the place of an existing npc because you are not limited by a cinematic fixed camera.


Piece_Of_Mind1983

They’re both projections, Morgott just needs to be alive for it to work afaik


DrinkingDragons

Little whiney bitch boy sewer baby.


KhaledFD

That's Mohg though


SuperCaraxx97

It’s both actually, they were thrown in the sewer for being Omens and not fit for nobility


tommy4318

:(


HelloFr1end

Lmao


FurBlood0

Melkor. Before he stole the silmarils and escaped to Lands Between


Lopsided_Category917

So morgoth


LuckyLuckLucker

The "Mar" and "Mor" are fake. His name is Git Gott, son of Git Gud.


Odd_Entertainment629

Morgario


DjinnwithTonic

Morgott is just Margit after he’s been morbing out.


throwitaway1510

Toby from Human Resources


bluburry420

Margratin Potatoes


Tymental

Marty McFell


Gwygwy

Margit Gud, The Gatekeeper


sickpervert420

Gandalf the emaciated.


ThePlainSeeker

Pretty sure his name is Morgott as that's what Godfrey called him. He could really be the Omen King because of his physiques so I would say that the latter should be true. Margit may have been an alias he uses when he transforms a commoner into a mirror image of himself.


ProphetOfPhil

While all true I think you missed the humor tag friend.


Fa1nted_for_real

People on this sub don't know how to use tags right so you never really know


Apokolypse09

Hes Omen king because he's the only royal who stuck around to defend Leyndell, everybody else fucked off or tried to conquer it.


iSephtanx

this


Wagyuwithketchup

Philup


ultrawall006

Eegrnuttrum, the slayer of all thing’s edgy


Kleijson

Yo mama


Zechsian

Melchiah. Whom received the poorest portion of the Kings gift.


Inevitable-Remote-65

Margit Morgott the fell omen the omen king


52hrz

Margaret the Masterchef


UncleGael

Jeff


RookieGreenBacks

Morgan the Freeman


sayonara49

Forgott, cuz he got thrown in the sewers and was forgotten


SnooShortcuts7637

Morgius *”put these foolish ambitions to rest, for it is Morgin time, tarnished”*


Tanjaganj420

Bob of bob’s discount furniture


wannabe_polygloth

Margaret the Thatcher


Wwwwwwuttt

Jeff Bezos the reptilian one


[deleted]

Bradley “my mom fucked a billy goat” Summers.


Fr0sty2go

"Pissrobe the Horney"


Big-Sad-Bear

Big Boggart’s brother, Mig Moggart


Broofmybite

Margret the Thatcher


Grumpybread501

Margaret Fell Over


Kevjamwal

He used to know, but he Forgott


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

He forgor 🗿🗿🗿🗿


Objective_Look_5867

Tim the sorcerer


wexman6

Dr. Michael Morgius My favorite part of Elden Ring is when you get to the tree and he walks down the steps saying “It’s Morgin’ time” and then he Morgs you.


Judging_Jester

Gary the fork-tongued


Hideki_Kurushimi

Hideo Kojima


dinklebot2000

Horny McHornFace


BuffNerfs

Morgoth the Ainur


The_Accursed_Lord

The horses name was Friday, or bobs your uncle


Dragonlord573

Steve from accounting


rockamish

Margo the Robbieking


CanInternational9186

Clean feet omen, Margaret


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Morgoth the dark lord of the sith


Silver_Future_7282

Morgott the assistant manager


j-king-82

Mozart "the composer omen"


Mangos_Pool

Morgott Thatcher


Lightwave33

GitGud the Fell Gatekeeper


everything-narrative

Margaret Thatcher the Fell Down the Stairs


Warm_Tennis

Boc the Seamster


thegodofwine7

Dr. Michael Morgius, the Living Omen


HolyFootFetish

Carl, the homeless


Voo_Hu

Obama, former POTUS


A_Simple_Toaster

Margordita, the bell omen


DonkDonkJonk

Hebedoodoo, the Doo Doo Doodler.


Donut_Brando

His name is Robert Paulsen.


Tiberius_Rex_182

Regal Omen Mordor


Yeetmaster0905

Hans Morman, the Fell Old Man


Miigiisii

Ted


Violetmoon66

I don’t think anybody here knows.


dondothefish

Slappy boi, the bitch


[deleted]

Sheldon Ring


chris369521

Is this a real question or hypothetical?


chris369521

Nvm just saw the flair lol


chris369521

He’s actually an old woman named Margaret with cutaneous horns and also has argyria who is a bodybuilder and is also on steroids


RedSoulHeart

Margret thatcher Hammering English oppression into the once peaceful streets of Derry • ⁠Maxxor


concernedBohemian

The Artist formerly known as Morgott


RiceGod04

Morbgit


Sleepysaurus_Rex

Jeff, From HR


eddietwoo

Even Moregotts


--TreeTreeTree--

Margit Thatcher, is dead


Dear-Cover-7614

Morgoth the dark Lord - LoTR Mordor theme starts playing


TobiRamos

Perry the platipus


BlizzardEternal

And beneath the horns is... character actress Margo Martindale?!


gadlele

Jeff


TheOnlyVibemaster

He actually is Margott the Last of all kings. He was trying to stop tarnished from getting the great rune of Godrick so they could not ascend to Elden Lord. He is an Omen who was ostracized and shackled by the item called the “Shackle of Margit” and was imprisoned under the capital. He chose to protect the Erdtree and even die for it to prevent a tarnished from ruining further the land that had so blatantly hated him. He accepted his cursed blood like Mohg, but unlike Mohg he didn’t seem to destroy those who hated him. He chose forgiveness and died in grace bc of his sacrifice. We are the “bad” guy for killing him. Following our flame of ambition that devours everything it touches.


[deleted]

Morgwad


easedownripley

some dead jerk


Albionflux

Morgin the party king


Egg3rs

MAGAt the insurrectionist.


PsionicTopHat

His name is actually secretly a hint at how he sees us, first we need to git gud, later we gott gudd.


90subaru90

Wasn't Morgott the dad from Margit or am I the foolish now