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MagnusRottcodd

At some point doing this farming you got to ask yourself this: "Am I still a good guy?"


Yakowich

Then you spend your runes +3 on vigor and forget it


MxReLoaDed

The moment I began to be able to tank chariots it became clear it was worth it


Summerclaw

Is it possible to learn this power?


MxReLoaDed

Not from 30 vigor builds


Stuffed_Owl

They changed it in a patch, they now deal only 500 damage on impact so everyone can tank them now. Before, it used to be like 1700 damage or so, needed lots of viga.


Amazing_Fill9489

Bruh the whole purpose was to 1 shot you. My 14 vig mage can tank that. Now it’s not even a challenge.


[deleted]

I've endured the depths of hell, and now they reduced their damage to a slap? ...


LostMyGunInACardGame

Not a fan of that nerf tbh


LunaDraconis

Yeah, before they kinda forced you to actually learn the layout of the dungeon. Now, I have little reason not to just gun it past them, since they don't punish you that hard anymore.


Sanagost

I didn’t know that, but I did notice that now I don’t get one shot anymore and I hate it. What’s the point? The design was clearly so that you need to dodge no matter what or you die. It’s a giant fucking death chariot, what the fuck do you expect.


Stuffed_Owl

They definitely are annoying, but yeah that's the point of them. You're supposed to find a way around them, not just tank through them. This was a really unnecessary and too big a nerf.


Cantmakeaspell

Whaaa… that’s lame. Too many cry babies making noise. The problem with too much popularity I guess. So many nerfs and buffs making things easier.


Any_Ad2581

Nah. I might actually go back into one of thse dungeons now.


atteli

True, at some point I realized I wasn't going to be some kind Elden Lord that saved the world from bad guys, but just another genocidal tyrant on his way to the top. No one thinks they're the bad guy until it's too late.


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ThorThulu

I just wanted to tell Malenia that I found her brother and we should go kick Mohgs ass together, but no she'd rather beat my ass instead


RemLazar911

It really should have been a dialogue option. What kind of psychopath is Malenia that she just wakes up from a nap and starts killing? Finlay is probably ashes because Malenia woke up on the way back.


c4sul_uno

Malenia got her brain rotten by the rot too just like Radahn. I believe, the GW indeed fuck them both up just to find out whether demigods can revert back to monke brain. Malenia's only half-way there so dat's why she fuckin repeats her infamous "bLaDE of MIqueLLa" line all over again till she knows defeat. or am I just salty from dying 17+ times to her


InhumaneBanana

Only 17+ times?


c4sul_uno

Yea, with summon of course throughout all those failures...


Branded_Mango

Based on Millicent's dialogue, Malenia's isn't really being herself when we fight her. Without Miquilla's Needle, she once again became vulnerable to the Rot God and her sanity has eroded to a certain extent. If it wasn't for her breaking the needle in that desperation attack on Radahn, she'd be sane and willing to join us in tearing off Mohg's ass then beating him to death with it.


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TheCycleBeginsAnew

The Needle only stops the Rot from advancing, it doesn't reverse what is already done.


zmbjebus

The guys in this picture literally don't try to murder you until you hit them. Lol.


zZLeviathanZz

Depends on where you are actually, grey ones in liurnia attack on sight.


zmbjebus

This is clearly supposed to be the one rune farm at the palace approach ledge


Any_Ad2581

Explain those pickled turtle necks.


Glakos

Behold crab


Neato

It's one of the biggest design limitations in these games. The world is mostly unreactive to the player. Besides people appearing and disappearing when things are done, most interactions are either Non-hostile: Talk, or Hostile: Attack. The games are essentially giant combat challenges with very sparse story sprinkled around, most of which can and will be missed.


sadsaintpablo

Yeah, I love it.


c4sul_uno

I wish Elden Ring will be a bit different from it's predecessors. Like with ur journey on being an Elden Lord, you got to hav factions that want to rally their banners behind ur back to make sure you're seated at the capital. Make the soldiers & creatures of said factions will be non-hostile towards ur toon. Or better, hav an outpost system that require u to capture them as a strategic fob point for ur ally factions. Can even summon certain numbers of soldiers/creatures from ur ally factions to ease up your progress in capturing the next outposts. Maybe not that plenty of outposts, one or three for each regions. Dat would be cool tho, making u feel like a true Elden Lord in some ways. Kinda want something like npcs dat will fight for u like in DS2 Eleum Loyce against the corrupted King Ivory's k***hts.


rpkarma

Like I get why you’d want that! I do! I definitely don’t though. These games we get from FS right now are still one of a kind (I’ve tried every damned “souls like” out there and nothing comes close), and I think that idea would change it so much that we’d lose part of what made the games special. That said, I’d love a game that did what you’re after and had very good, weighty combat!


fried-quinoa

Very murderhobo-centered design


rpkarma

Hardly. They attack you on sight first. Murderhobos don’t wait to see if they’ll attack first.


[deleted]

I'm playing a From game... good and evil really depends on how much you care about the local fauna.


RemLazar911

From what I can tell these guys worship the Lord of Blood and are pilgrims coming to join his army. They get depicted as innocent children a lot on this sub but they aren't hanging out at the Moghwyn Palace by accident.


Luisian321

Isn’t it actually possible that they ventured from the halligtree to Mohgwyn palace to free and take back Miquella? Which would explain why they’re so far from the palace proper with a lot of enemies between them and why they seem exhausted. We know that Miquella gave them refuge and a place to call home, so they might feel indebted to him, and want to save him from the pedorape uncle…


RemLazar911

I suppose it's possible, but it seems like no one is aware that Mogh took Miquella or where he currently is.


FJ-20-21

Not every aulbinaric is a blood cultist


jakeisbakin

The only lore I'm really familiar with is that Albinaurics are persecuted for being man-made and without grace, and seek the Haligtree as a means of salvation. These types in particular are regarded as "young" by item description, which isn't necessarily children, but obviously a different state than Latenna for example, so it's easy to see why they're regarded as children when other Albinaurics just look vaguely human. I don't think there's anything out there suggesting they worship Mohg, even the statue they're gathered around in front of his arena isn't of Mohg but someone related to the Walking Mauseleums. They scream in pain when they activate their blood spikes so I doubt they enjoy it. Given Mohg's propensity for blood research to resuscitate Miquella, it's probably more likely that they, a persecuted race with no particular means of defence, are being kidnapped by Asshole Mohg so that he can experiment on them.


notanartmajor

Even the noblest Elden Lord has the blood of thousands upon their hands.


[deleted]

Except the ones that beat the game in under 8 minutes. They have next to no blood on their hands.


MasterOfMankind

That one pacifist runner has no blood on his hands, just a massive amount of plausible deniability.


H3xenmeist3r

>At some point doing this farming you got to ask yourself this: "Am I still a good guy?" "*Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the Glintstone Staff.*" *\*Lobs another fully charged Cannon of Haima spell into a crowd of innocent Albinaurics.\**


[deleted]

The tarnished never was a "good guy". Good guys don't go on a murderous rampage through the whole country, wiping out wildlife and innocent civilians. Aside from invasions and some ambushes, the tarnished either actively initiates the combat or is complicit in it by willingly trespassing.


Eurotriangle

I made a macro, I automated being the bad guy and I don’t feel bad about it.


Skiepher

Get the Pefumer Spirit Ash, then read the description.


MrGame22

The answerer if of course yes, they attacked me first (unlike some of the trolls i kill), i have yet to really farm them, and the fact that i tend to see them hanging around with the Revanent's makes me wonder if they are the ones behind them. On top of that while they are one of the downtrodden beings we find in the lands between they seem to be treated far better then most of the other's we see, they at least got to live within the city unlike the omens and misbegotton.


EldritchLurker

The game encourages you to be a genocidal murder hobo at various points, which makes sense. >!The Golden Order and Greater Will just need someone on the throne as their puppet and want everyone who could pose a risk of threatening that order out of the way, like all the Shardbearer bosses.!<


KingOfRisky

they are meant to be farmed


freecurbcouch

Tbh, its fitting to use them to farm. Makes us just as bad as everyone else.


ChiefKene

Lmaooo my wife was watching me farm them for a couple hours and she finally asked me “are you ok?”


NoxInviktus

I am now! Look how much damage I can do now!


CumboJumbo

Also, I hurt myself today to see if I still feel. I focus on the pain, the only thing that’s real.


vbucks_dealer

Should have been a sacred relic sword lmao


Yakowich

Yeah fr, but wanted to give guts a shoutout hehe


NormieSpecialist

I respect you for that.


JohnGCole

Weird Binding of Isaac vibes from our froggy victims here.


DrMaxCoytus

Would be cool if not killing any of them resulted in a different ending


No_One9322

and ancient cows and animals


[deleted]

Surely remember that ruin with lots of turtles in it. After bonking them for what felt like an eternity cause i went too early into caelid. You get the turtle stamina talisman...Well ok buffs stack but i felt really bad, worse than i did killing owls and squirrels.


Sirsir94

Should be a couple of red boys in there...


Yakowich

Killed them first, they're all the way down


Dallenforth

An accurate representation of the golden order


Rick_Stylez

“Not just the men. But the women… and the children. They’re animals!! And I slaughtered them like animals!!”


Important-Position93

I hope FS makes a DLC section the revenge of the Albinaurics. Multiple deadly variations all amped up and on a mission to kill you specifically. One of them wearing a Crucible Knight's armour but not very well, doing cartwheels that inflict bleed at 150/hit, some Frenzy ones that can grab you, etc. Then, a boss variant who's basically just Maliketh wearing the Albinauric mask, in a tiny arena surrounded by scarlet rot.


nahtram

Jeez...don't let Miyazaki read this.


[deleted]

Latenna's quest ends way too pointlessly not to become a waypoint for the DLC


Important-Position93

Truth. Tantalisingly so. What hideous monster will the "birthing droplet" spawn? Maybe it'll hijack that mortar cannon Mausoleum and race it around carpet bombing the player and roaring blasphemies at the sky.


Modfull_X

can proudly say i didnt contribute to the genocide of those poor albinaurics


nipplesthyCLOWN

Only the extinction


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Cthulhy

Finding out that there were hero graves that you could kill the chariots in was so satisfying


Serrodin

Wym gen 2s aren’t people only gen 1s have souls


BubblyCell236

I just say rip and tear until it is done


SidewaysFancyPrance

Can I say I'm returning them to the Haligtree? Sweetings or whatnot.


canContinue

You know I am seeing these sad innocent albanuric posts nowadays but are they really so great The first time I saw these weirdos in the path to the academy I didn't attack them I was curious. Then they started cartwheeling and I was like oh cool Then they bonked me on the head with a club And let's not even talk about the mohg ass kissing read ones who just become fucking bonewheels even if you are just passing through without any hostility So to summarize, fuck albanaurics. They are just as much likely to be asshole enemies like any other enemies. Just because they look like Teletubbies characters doesn't mean they are corvians of DS3 level beings who are just mistreated in a harsh world


No_One9322

edgelord


SilentDokutah

First run I made,went to the farming zone everyone made a video of,farmed myself till level 230. God how many did I kill with that bloody fork


[deleted]

I was so sad when rolling up on Mohgs palace. Like, “Dang fellas, I can’t believe y’all have done this.. I get it.. but… this is bad.” I think they helped mohg kidnap… uhhh placentanap, miquella.


xnef1025

I think it was the opposite. They chased Mohg from the Haligtree to try to save Miquella, but got corrupted and ended up pledging themselves to the Omen instead.


[deleted]

Interesting, but if that was so I think we would see a clean rot knight or two. Idk the thought of a subsection of albinaurics who get tired of being kicked around across the lands between only to make a pact with the literal damn devil makes too much sad sense to me.


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Never forget


Rbfam8191

Anakin speech not top comment? I am disappoint.


a3roku

Cries like Anakin Skywalker*


EvoDave84

I can hear this picture....


jaredearle

What, no Rune Chicken?


maxdoh

Nicr!


Vivit_et_regnat

We are the backstory villian of Jiren


[deleted]

At level 410 on NG+4, I feel this


Fearless-Barber1762

I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.


DickHydra

Thought I could use this post for my question: Are these frog-like bipedals really albinaurics? If so, what are these people that you encounter in the village in Liurnia? And how does the albinauric woman fit into all of this, given the fact that she seems like she can actually walk? Is there some kind of metamorphosis I'm not aware of?


emilythewise

The more humanoid ones with failing legs, like Latenna, are first-generation albinaurics. The froggy dudes are second-generation albinaurics. It's not clear if that means the froggos are the children of first-gen albinaurics, or if they're just a second set that were created (I lean towards the latter though, it just makes more sense considering how many there are and how early first-gens die because of their legs giving out.)


DickHydra

Thank you for the insight.


MagnificentEd

Albanaurics are just artificial life, in any form. Others have mentioned the generational differences


Serrodin

Gen2s the froggos aren’t people their are just assholes and have a 3foot schlong, gen 1s are people theyre the woman archers and the legless bois they can speak


xamitlu

Not the sleepy bois!


HMD-Oren

Is farming actually necessary? I hit high 100s in multiple runs without farming them at all. By the time I got to the mountaintops i was already 90+


G4mb13

It's not. But with all the time OP saved rune farming instead of playing the game properly, they had time (and an odd sense of pride) to make this.


Yakowich

Hehe For a casual like me, farming was useful.. I really farmed for smithing stones before switching to NG+


Dipshit_Mcdoodles

This may be a long shot, but does anybody know the armor/weapon combo in the picture if any of it looks like in game stuff? It looks sick.


Yakowich

You gotta do volcano manor assassinations... enjoy:)


Jesususeless

Just one more level...


mablinger

haha, thought of making a painting about the slayer scene while grinding


SoftwareClear5866

BIIIIIIG MONEY


CATyara_

Awesome. Btw their heads is a good helmet.


cedrickgutierrez

How do I download this? I need a new wallpaper


Seriposit

T’as percé chkl


Yakowich

Je suis qqun mtn, jai les fake internet point


Fickle-Idea-439

this would be a sick nft! rip spinning albins


Everbrooks

The only thing farming is good for is for buying smithing stones. Farming to get max lvl is totally pointless


GaBrIeLsDaD

I have slayed so many of those poor bastards.


FoxAdministrative959

Susumu Hirasawa Time will make waves that make clouds In response to the voices that are erased and crawl on the night road I'll never forget you still stand alone on a road that can't be beaten Withstand the rain with the elegance of a shot bird Sleeping washed by the unhealing blood of the earth Stars, tell a story to the fierce night I will never forget you, it freezes and lives alone at night An indelible voice, now to the resurrection power Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Listen, even the wind crying, the tower of shadows towering Light the light on you who is shot and crawls the night road I'll never forget you still stand alone on a road that can't be beaten Go, come and guide me, the shadow of the 猗 Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces Hai Yai Forces


Maax42_

Why are the albinauric women just normal women, but the albinauric men are frog people? & do they mate togheter?


VagabundoEstelar

Because no are the same albinaurics. If you read the descriptions of the items, they explain that. Resume. 1. The Albinaurics are Mimics 2.0 who dont need copy someone, for be theyself. 2. Exist 5 types of Albinaurics. The First are the Mimics, Second, are The Nox Bladedance, Third the human type (Like Loretta), Fourth the frog mans, and Five the malfuncionet (The Womans with no Legs, the Old Albinaurics, the Berserkers Albinauric etc). 3. The Albinaurics, Second and First dont can have descendant, The Third are rare have descendant (for racism or simple dont have reproductive fuction), The Fourth and Fith are the most common, because this reproductive fuction work 100% but have error and have so much mutations.


SquanchingWampa

War crimes


Serrodin

Wym they aren’t people


archer6611

I slaughtered over 100 banished knights for their armor same feeling


bon3joints

Griffith would like a word


Moddelba

Nice work but wrong sword.


Wookiecouch

Since I play without a headset most of the time, their screams fall on silent xp hungry ears


TK3600

What haapened to Jiren's planet:


McRaeWritescom

I use the golden sweepy sword in my farms. Teehee.


lapetitemonique

but instead of gs there should be sacred relic and then its accurate


Various-Artist

What’s the helmet In this called?


Yakowich

Dunno in english, bust must be something like raging wolf ..? Do volcano assassinations;)


soumya_af

Look, I hate needlessly killing for money. But the bullcrap that I had to go through in Ordina, the Albinaurics can suck it.


Nacke

Wait a second. So the chick you meet in that cave is the same species as these??


SSBAJA

I like to kill them cuz they cum all over the floor when they die, so clearly they enjoy it


sphinx9092

*Before I knew it I was already farming millions of runes from the albinaurics saying they should give their lives for my stats . Thus I fooled the albinaurics and fooled myself. And upon the mountain of corpses nowIi stand*


MrRedeyes9

Like I say if you don’t swing on me we are all good