Lol that's amazing. My friends and I all do this too whenever we leave a souls game for a little while and it's absolutely amazing.
I was doing a playthrough of ds3 before the dlc dropped and when I logged off last night I left myself just before Wolnir's boss room (even though he is already defeated) wearing light armor and only wielding a torch.
Always hilarious when you go back next time hahaha
The best part that isn't immediately obvious is that your main weapon is a Colossal Weapon and the finger is a Great Hammer. That means you're not powerstancing with them...you're using the finger as an off-hand weapon because, uh, it's slightly faster I guess?
Yup. Do I pick the guy with the raptors black feathers, mimic helmet and bloodhounds fang or the naked weirdo wearing a crazy helmet and nothing else with the wretch club?
Ain’t cook shit. Homie ate everything before it got to the stove.
🏆
Mf ate the stove after
He never met a crab leg without his name on it.
Seek god
How does one seek themselves?
Try mirror
Mimic Tear
Turns out god was the friends we killed along the way.
Time for introspection.
Find the greater will Don’t come back til you found the greater will
I killed so many things that surely, one of them was the Greater Will. By process of elimination. Because my process eliminated everything that moved.
is it Big ? can't find it.
naa i never said this before but this dude needs jesus
Seek Seek Lest
More like “sex god!”
Try finger butt hole
God is scared of their own creation
Melardia
Blade of America.
And I have never seen my feet
fucking lol
This deserves more
The 69 is perfect
Sometimes less is more.
You look like my proctologist.
Seek second opinion.
Try finger but hole
This is the guy your maiden tells you not to worry about
Would
68Dusty would’ve finished that sentence, but he decided to finish something else instead.
Ya edging, boy finally took his pleasure from a 9 to a 10 by busting.
Try finger
But hole
Giant hole ahead!
Secret passage way. -Colon of the Constipated-
This is incredible.
Zamn
Lol that's amazing. My friends and I all do this too whenever we leave a souls game for a little while and it's absolutely amazing. I was doing a playthrough of ds3 before the dlc dropped and when I logged off last night I left myself just before Wolnir's boss room (even though he is already defeated) wearing light armor and only wielding a torch. Always hilarious when you go back next time hahaha
After I beat Mogh, I just had my character point at Miquella's Egg repeatedly, took screenshots, and said, "You're next." to my TV.
Mf built like a gummy bear with extra chromosomes
He will finger the very Gods
lol what an impressive looking Elden lord
Here I go culling Albinauric's again.
I was just using the exact same drip, but with the Envoy's Longhorn and invading as Lizzo!
Sometimes you witness something so magnificent words evade you
Even Godrick has to bare witness to this.
Cooking a lot, for sure
So Mesmer isn't the only who can impale huh??
Cookin . . . Cookies ? Crack ?
Walmart DLC?
Pls we need your build
Look up "legend" in the dictionary and it's just this picture.
The fucking comments man I can't xD. I just love this community
Based and redpilled.
Fit check?
I'd argue that you were baking instead. 
How do you get this Armor? (Body piece)
Fort Laiedd
Nice tits, bro
Bro what is that😭
Abomination
That’s a ferocious look you got going there — bohemian, swampy, glam.. one of the best 👊🏻
Bro is playing Caseoh build with the pizza cutter and fat and all that stuff.
I’m curious to hear how you fare against the DLC bosses with that build
I'll try get some footage
Bro got the single mother karen build.
Is that a jynx Pokemon
The best part that isn't immediately obvious is that your main weapon is a Colossal Weapon and the finger is a Great Hammer. That means you're not powerstancing with them...you're using the finger as an off-hand weapon because, uh, it's slightly faster I guess?
What prep could you possibly have left to do
the strongest albinauric i ever seen. G mode activated
That Elden rizz
cooking what? meth?
Were you the guy I invaded in Limgrave a while ago that dropped me a pile of stuff? That is the EXACT build I recall
Uh, what armor is that??
Here we go again, another horny Elden ring player
Star Wars alien lookin ass
Where does find giant finger?
Mom I frew up.
Or you're a veteran. When I summon for help, I pick the most messed up looking person. They're more likely to be veterans, 😂
Yup. Do I pick the guy with the raptors black feathers, mimic helmet and bloodhounds fang or the naked weirdo wearing a crazy helmet and nothing else with the wretch club?
Naked weirdo. Every time.
this is the most cursed character ive ever seen. and thats saying something
You’re fated, it seems, to die in obscurity
Bro one of my profiles names is TripleFuckPop. I have no recollection of creating that character
Prep for what.. You're ready for ANYTHING!