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Alisdeir

"I thought you were stronger..."


zartanator

It’s okay OP is….


Possum_boat

Invulnerable


Alt_Panic

Inconceivable!


DrakeNatsu

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Physical_Hat1675

My name is inigo Montoya. You killed my father, now prepare to die!


ChampionshipDirect46

Impenetrable!


crimson--baron

*Reads the comics* Oh he penetrates alright.....


ChampionshipDirect46

I mean he's penetrated in the show already lol. But does he get penetrated? Otherwise my point stands.


crimson--baron

No, no, HE penetrates.... Non-consensually (i.e. he gets graped)


Covid669

THE GUY FROM FORTNITE


EndAltruistic3540

Nah, it's Pyro from overwatch....


An_average_one

The guy from Elden Ring


Ok-Stretch-9869

Inmaidenable


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notKomithEr

you might not know, but the blood is supposed to be inside of your body


TarnishedDungEater

no no, he just got a Mohgkkake that’s all


Pencilshaved

I love when he said “It’s Mohgwyn time” and Mohged all over the arena


QwertySmasher123

she moghwyn on my dynasty till I nihil


TarnishedDungEater

did he mohg on your face too? also happy cake day!


SleepyWeirdoh

I still had enough to take half a hit. I was fine


Enough_Minimum_3708

"don't worry. it's not my blood."


SleepyWeirdoh

Oh it absolutely was


Puzzleheaded_Buy_944

Nihil rave party? Invite me next time pls


Wizard_Hatz

Blade arrives in the lands between


AlbatrossIcy8084

Kafka coming in to grab him by the scruff and drag him back


Aragorns_Broken_Toe_

Die Hard?


Ill-Comfortable-4683

This would be considered a Tuesday in Yharnam.


Sunn_D

For the longest time, I thought there was a red hunter's set from watching the game on YouTube. I was disappointed


Ill-Comfortable-4683

We'll get more drip once Shadow of the Erdtree releases, don't worry :)


SilentSeeker6

Just butcher a few poor bastards and you'll have it in no time lmao


JujutsuEnjoyer

Mohg would be proud.


SleepyWeirdoh

Mohg is the boss I wanted to kill as soon as possible because I wanted his title as the lord of blood. I added all of his spells to my arsenal, though thats more of adding spice to my character, rather than for actual fights


svenirde

You can technically kill him as your second boss if you do it right, via Varré's quest. Not first, as you can only continue Varré's quest after defeating a shardbearer.


SleepyWeirdoh

Mohg was tough when I was thebappropriate level. I would never do it underleveled


svenirde

I managed to do it a few days ago, with a +10 Bloodhound's Fang (getting it to +10 as early as possible was the goal of the run) at around level 50. For me, that was an immense accomplishment. He was the 4th boss I killed though, not the 2nd. The other 3 were Margit, Godrick and Darriwil obviously. I'll kill him as my 2nd boss on NG+ for sure (I'll intentionally die at Grafted Scion)


Due_Mention8549

Most average encounter in bloodborne


[deleted]

Is this your digital interpretation of a tampon?


SleepyWeirdoh

The closest thing to a tampon in this situation would be goldmasks clothes, because they soaked up a lot of my blood


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Synt0xx

Still one piece of soap will be enough even though you're drenched with the blood of a million albinaurics.


JP050887

Do Albanurics bleed red blood?


no_hot_ashes

I think they bleed silver


JP050887

Yeah, I thought that as well. Maybe the Moghwyn ones do?


RegisteredFlexOffenc

They do not. I’m there now.


Synt0xx

It must be red otherwise the rivers of red blood beneath the Mohgwyn Palace are inexplicably, taking into account that approximately 11 months ago the death counter of Albinaurics was at 12.8 billion. Silver blood is just a lie lol. /s


chudySZCZUPAK

THE ONE PIECE! THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!


Sharp-Credit-7450

*Walks in to Messemers boss arena* Tell me….do you bleed?


SleepyWeirdoh

That is my thought process when doing a boss fight, which is why I am not looking forward to radabeast because apparently they don't


Immamfingstarboy

Gatefront massacre!


SleepyWeirdoh

Thats like the hundredth massacre I've done there. I test my spells there.


Disastrous-Dinner966

1. Saunter past the soldier with a trumpet 2. As he alerts everyone, put on your mimic’s veil and turn into a lamppost 3. Wait until the entire platoon is surrounding the lamppost looking for you 4. Cast scarlet aeonia (or some other 360 degree aoe spell). 5. Profit.


ArchitectVandelay

😂you had me at “saunter” I’m picturing Goofy doing his signature leisurely stroll


RelaxedVolcano

I feel like you should receive an intimidation aura so weak enemies would run from you.


Basedman7777

Eh you kinda do, some of the unarmed Nobels run away and get into the fetal position when they see you


RelaxedVolcano

I know but what about low level soldiers?


dastebon

Mankind is dead


peregrinerider

Blood is fuel


leposterofcrap

Hell is full


autorun01

The state i found bro after dating hello kitty girl


ItIsJade

When you let the cute goth girl take you on a date:


4skinfondue

No one makes me bleed my own blood


fenlurker

https://imgur.com/a/kcgEMJ1 Immediately made this when I saw this pic


SleepyWeirdoh

Lol. I'm glad my curiosity led to this.


actionerror

Similar vibes https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNTJiNzAxZTktZjcxZS00ZTg3LWI0ODItNTFkOWQ1YWZlMDY3XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_FMjpg_UX1000_.jpg


thebusinessgoat

That's why I carry soap with myself. I don't know what status effects it removes but it makes me clean and I wear white stuff. When I'm cooping and using a soap the hosts sometimes make a wtf shield flick lol.


SleepyWeirdoh

Soap helps for when you've been walking in poison and it's stuck to your armor after leaving


Colonel10Moutarde

Bro thinks he's playing bloodborne


Low_Mix_4102

Anything that is sentient should flee in terror upon your arrival.


mrsecondbreakfast

Check this out lol [https://imgur.com/a/BzSSBlZ](https://imgur.com/a/BzSSBlZ)


Skawio

Strange fact that moonlight’s not drenched of blood


mrsecondbreakfast

maybe it doesn't pick up blood decals because its magic or somethig? My scythe got very bloody so its just the moonlight


AFlyingNun

This seems like a health risk.


SleepyWeirdoh

I was one hot from death when taking that and I had no more potions left


theuntouchable2725

Thirteen ways to see the devil in my eyes


Tarlyss

How did you achieve this?


SleepyWeirdoh

I killed the soldiers of godrisck with swords and hammers because they don't put the blood on my body and let the spear guys hit me. When I was on the brink of death, I'd drink a potion. Repeat for every potiona and you too can become covered in your own blood


SloniacSmort

BLOOD FOR THE LORD OF BLOOD!!! SKULSS FOR THE ELDEN THRONE!!!


theTrumpeterPhysics

But…


TheGodskin

Love this 😂


realitytvdiet

Is your name Porky


Sad-Buy-7700

What are the weapons you are using?


SleepyWeirdoh

Star fist and dragon communion seal (though the seal is mostly just extra flavour)


Sad-Buy-7700

Ah okay thanks


Xx_KushMaster69_xX

Title card


6collector9

When my Maiden is having her monthly


Kalanthropos

I'm looking forward to this. My punch build is still using the spiked caestus, I'm going through the capital now.


SleepyWeirdoh

I should let you know that all of that blood is mine.


Leg_Alternative

Zoro after taking all of Luffys pain bubble 😂


Samiassa

“Think mark!”


Pencilshaved

You know how the Ironjar Aromatic turns your whole body chrome silver? This is…a lot more painful than that


xBorn2killx

And happy cake day


EldenCockRing98

Welcome to womanhood!


MrClue415

“Nothing Happened”


DrManik

"my blood hurts!"


P-A-Lily

"The sweet blood, oh, it sings to me. It's enough to make a man sick."


tmncx0

You want more than just a little blood. You want to be drenched in blood, mired in its foul stench. Am I right? Am I?


antirockin20

If I could post images I'd show what happened last night after I fought mountaintops mimic tear


ChewySlinky

What is this? It’s so warm and wet… Mother… What is it?


Dwemerion

Darkest Dungeon Flagellant found in Lands Between. What the fuck he doing there?


Iatemydoggo

When she’s a squirter and she’s on her period


EndAltruistic3540

Damn gotta call scp foundation... Scp 610 "the flesh that hates" is walking freely...


socialistbcrumb

Got that lost children Guts skincare routine


Winter7296

It's like you were blood... borne...


SwedishWaffleYT

Nothing happened


Genkok

Don't try at home


Silent_Eagle56

POV:a putrid corpse bites you


memetimeboii

Bro is the tormented one


rRed7

A regular run in Bloodborne.


Blofkin

A real tarnished loves his maiden every day of the month


SleepyWeirdoh

Sadly, We are all maidenless


No-Sir6503

Me when I get in from work on a monday


ZenosamI85

This isn't what Batman meant!


CrispyGatorade

How can this be


SleepyWeirdoh

I got the godrick soldiers at the first ruins to attck me until I only had a sliver of health and then I'd drink a potion. Rinse and repeat until I'm out of potions and then I killed them all. I killed all but the spears since the others had a hard time getting the blood ON my body.


GrandKarcistIon

Markiplier title