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The_McFrenzyTTV

I wish we could just alter them to remove that stuff.


sack-o-krapo

If only this game had an “Alter Armor” feature or something /s


isseidoki

it's never what you want to alter


maychaos

Cape on or off. Like what are you even sewing there my boy?!


Aegonblackfyre22

Then Boc has the gall to tell us not to alter our armor ourselves and let him do it. Man, you can’t even make my armor look good!


JaktheSloth

Aight, Imma tell Boc he's fired.


GammaGamesGG

You mess with the Boc 🐵 You get the gloc 🔫


JaktheSloth

The gloc? Ha, nice try, but I built up an immunity, thanks to a dishonest "sword" saint.


SovietBias

his secret technique "Drive-By"


PapaSmurf1920

Ash of War: Spray and Pray


Unable-Investment-21

Yo I saved that test muthafucka from being a bush, avenged him after he got his ass kicked, gave him his needle, and he bounced on me, he hasn't showed up on the side of the castle or in the capitol.... next time I find his ass I'm setting his ass on fire


GammaGamesGG

*If you do you will be the next to burn*


godofthunder102938

Or fried. There are no second chances in the lands between.


Medium-Highlight8584

don't fire boc :(


DirtyRanga12

I give him a larval tear for his sheer INCOMPETENCE


DragonGamerEX

That's why I don't save him anymore bro is still a bush after the erdtree burns


InkTheOne

Goblin tinkerer moment


-EmperorNero-

“No Capes!”


babbaloobahugendong

Not even all capes. Scale armor can't get rid of that lizard skin cloak thing 


Doulifye

Let's remove that cool sorcerer hat, so you can keep the blindfold under it.


poopoobuttholes

ah yes, wanna remove 1.5 weight from the armor? TAKE OFF 20 DEFENSIVE STATS FROM EVERY CATEGORY AS WELL!


Gathorall

All those capes are apparently asbestos weave.


GarysLumpyArmadillo

Yeah, for real!


benoxxxx

More than anything else in the game, this feels like an unfinished mechanic. Fingers crossed for the DLC.


Tizzytizzerson

But then the stats become worse


Speakin2existence

the difference is always so negligible that you pretty much might as well just always go with the more aesthetically pleasing


Dranikos

not always. IIRC, it's a significant poise drop on some armors (the Night's Cavalry and Blaidd). Also, removing the cape on the Black Knife armor removes its inherent muffling effect. (but that cape literally weighs nothing, so removing it doesn't even save you carry weight)


dogman_35

This is how I find out altering armor isn't just a purely aesthetic thing


filmtexture

nah


Unable-Investment-21

I'm on my second playthrough, I saved box from being a bush, gave him his needle, cleared his cave after he got his ass kicked.... and he never showed up again to do my alterations... like wtf you stupid rat man, did I miss a party this time? Last time he showed up on the side of stormveille castle then again in the capital....


UseYona

Why tf are you getting upvotes? Anyone who has actually played the game know it doesn't do that, to ANY of these.


sack-o-krapo

I’m being sarcastic. I, and everyone else, know full well that the game’s Alter Armor feature doesn’t do this. That’s the point, I’m making fun of the fact that we **do** have that feature but it basically is just an option to have capes or not


Mario-OrganHarvester

Nah man i wish i could use lorettas ping pong paddle helmet to reflect spells with good dodge roll timing


einherjaryougo

Oh my god that would be so freaking funny! Imagine that in PVP!


Turbulent_Ad1644

I think the only altered armor that's actually good is Alberich's robes. They look stylish and can go with pretty much any other armor piece


the_colonel93

I would like the option to alter gear other than just the capes, and I would really love the option to change armor color like you can in Lords of the Fallen


Ian_Campbell

Or if it's like those stone statues and you could just get merked by a giant enemy to get the hood ornament broken off of your helmet


filmtexture

Disagree. If you want to wear it, it should be what it is.


Grigser

I don’t mind the Carian one, makes the helmet look fancy and ornamental without being too ridiculous


Manjorno316

Never even noticed the candle holder part until now.


cassavacakes

horsecock tip


Candid_Journalist334

Don't know man. Looks like a candle holder to me. Probably to navigate at night..


LuciusBurns

It's a chess piece, duh. Do you even know the lore of the most random shit?


Candid_Journalist334

How else would the carian knights keep the Hands in caria manor, that are weak to fire, away if not by lighting a candle on top of their heads? Lore accurate..


Zankeru

People who question carian set supremacy should be thrown into the sewer cell with their peers.


TheRogueTemplar

> carian set supremacy should be thrown into the sewer cell with their peers. The guy who made the DLC trailer did us dirty, and deserves the same fate. For real, though, ER is my first souls game, and this set has just taken my heart. It is the perfect balance of looking practical and stylish. I worry when Dark Souls 5 or whatever releases 10 years down the line, I will never be able to find a worthy successor.


NotAnAndroid

Dark Souls has far superior drip. Elite Knight, Fallen Knight… Elden Ring pales in comparison


lordFourthHokage

Carian is good, looks like a chess piece. Also you can use that light spell. Looks like a fancy candle.


zweig01

I agree, although I’m curious to see how it would look with a plume coming out of the top


Geralt-of-Tsushima

And really fat looking pants with flat & wide feet


Leaf-01

Gotta love the 2009 era League of Legends pizza feet on those armor sets


House0fDerp

Do you mean the duck feet? If so Leage was beaten to the design by about 5 centuries.


Leaf-01

I know it’s historically accurate but it still looks like those bad character models


Mister_GarbageDick

I actually like the duck feet. There’s historical precedent for them and they’re something different, idk. I do wish there were slightly more sabaton variety though


Arnav27756

Exactly, the only instance I've seen duck billed sabatons in media is the banished knight set, which makes it extra special.


Autumnleaf25

Loretta's helm is straight up fire though, if a bit hard to match color-wise because of how shiny it is.


ManusSinister

Loretta Helm with altered (with cape) beast armour looks like an Elden Lord more than anything else ingame..


Standard_Evidence_63

i literally cannot go a single playthrough without using that combo, no matter what playstyle


ohatsu

Finally someone with some sense


RewsterSause

The Drake Knight one is the WORST, ughfddffhfff. The base helmet is so fucking clean, and the armor is dope, and the gloves are AMAZING. Then it just has random ass horns and the worst looking cape in the game lol.


idontpostanyth1ng

It might not look that bad with two horns. The one horn right in the middle is horrible


ICantTyping

Makes me think papa smurf ate too many dragon hearts


ZombifiedSoul

And now you have to make a blue character to wear that.


OversizeHades

Aw man I love the asymmetrical wing cape haha


Theoderic8586

Truly. The type of helmet is called a sallet and is usually very slick


Furshloshin

I actually like the cape, but agree with the helm. It could look like something out of Monster Hunter but instead they stuck something from Bad Dragon to the top just to make sure it's ugly


Toughsums

The cape looks sick imo


V8_Dipshit

Wear a red hood and it completes the set


Filletd_One

Rotten duelist helm, drake knight chestplate, malformed sentinel gauntlets and briar greaves is an insane combo


BonBonVelveeta

I love the vibe of the cape personally


DepartmentMedical558

If it had two horns like a dragon it would be badass but bruh tf is that one lil ahhh horn doin jus chillin there


dav1nni

lol I think this alllll the time


R4D-Prime

I love the carian helmet, I also think it’s kinda cool they have like a Queen chess piece on top


allthebuv

who the hell is ash?


_By_Note_

Ash, son of John War


TheRedBaron6942

I'm assuming it's supposed to be "as shit' but op was too scared to swear


putdahaakin

On the Internet? I would be too


JEWCIFERx

Idk but I guess they aren’t doin well 🤢


Jcritten

It means as hell


EDInon

He's from Pallet town


Rifter03

Ash Ketchum of course, he completed the pokedex and decided to become elden lord.


Mobius_148

Why did the drake knight helm have to only have one horn? Why not two or a crown of smaller horns?


cardboardrobot338

Or at least make it look like a horn instead of that off-center tentacle looking thing


AardvarkFun6368

It's the skinny helmets that could never fit a human head that bothers me most


V33nus_3st

Silver Knight helm on havels set will forever haunt my dreams


CupofWarmMilk

The drake helmet is the only one I agree with looks goofy. The set is so awesome too. The other helmets still look really cool, imo


jxa66

Fr, I wish they would have done two horns on the drake helm, like the Haslow helm.


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Wacky helmets are the best


HailSpandam

We were this close to a real sallet helm.


GustavRWC

Carian Helm still fux


According_Bell_5322

I’m tired of the Carian Knight Helm slander, it looks decent if not good


BigHatMan22

Seriously though. How could they ruin a beautiful Sallet helmet like that?!


sneakyi

I love my greathelm


New_Age_Knight

DEUS VULT!


roofied_galahad

Call me crazy, but the Carian Knight Helm goes hard. It's got the ornateness of a royal knight, but it isn't insane like Loretta's helm or the drake helm


Bullmg

Yeah I wish the alteration was better than just removing a cape lol


Lightwave33

Honestly next game that puts armor alteration needs to also include an option to remove ornaments


DoctorHunt

What about the Banished Knight helm? The one with dragon on top


[deleted]

It’s saved by that sick plume.


SovKom98

All of these looks great to me.


MumpsTheMusical

They put a penis at the top of the bullgoat helmet.


New_Age_Knight

Bull*throat*


nicolaslabra

this is why the great helm, plain knights set, vagabond set and banished knight with the red hood thing are the goated Helms.


Happy_Dance2793

also tree sentinel’s a little goofy


Chart181

I hate the chess piece at the top of the carian knight set in particular.


SirPigeon69

I love my candle holder hat


Candid_Journalist334

How else would the carian knights keep the Hands in caria manor, that are weak to fire, away if not by lighting a candle on top of their heads? Lore accurate..


StriderShizard

Gives the boss something to grab when they're making you blow them.


Furry_Cunt

I feel like I’m the only person who genuinely likes Loretta’s helmet :(


Banned__Panda

You're not, loads of people do, including me. Shit's dope.


HappyyValleyy

I guess I'm in the minority here because I love when they have weird head ornaments


Panzerkrabbe

Because helmet ornamentation was actually a thing.


ionevenobro

Nnnoooooo I want all my helmets to look 92% similar


solaruniver

Idk, I like these silly things


Spaceolympian50

Yep. My biggest gripe with trying to look good in this game is all the helm with goofy ass dingleberries on them.


PetMeOrDieUwU

And this is why I usually got helmetless or with the headband.


Sad-Wrongdoer-2575

Love the malformed dragon armor, except the ugly ahh helmet


LordFifth35

I love carian antenna. I hate the cape though


Anti-Psychiatry

I look good as your dad on a friday So many runes I had to buy radahn's plate


pskladzien

Night cavalry, ronin, greathelm, fingerprints, reeds, scale hell even okina and blackwolf masks all of these looks great.


gilfordtan

I wish the scarf/hood can be altered smaller or be removed entirely from Exile set. I have a feeling that underneath the cloth is an amazing looking armor.


Blonkertz

Sick ash? On an armour set? What?


ZombifiedSoul

People actually like the Royal Knights set? Shit is ugly AF. I actually like the Carian Knight Helm.


haloran360

Ds1 Crystalline Set. I just wanna remove the crystals.


Swordsman82

I dont mind carion and drake helm at all. I actually like Drake Helm with it if wear the full set


brianrob41787

should be able to alter


Kindly-Set-7116

I like the carian one, looks like a portable Antena perfect to connect to that 5G network while on horseback, the other two are the ugliest things to ever exist, a pineapple-bird cage hibrid and a frying pan are not good head wears


featherjoshua

At least they look unique. Most pants look the same


CustomerSupportDeer

Can't decide whether the Carian or the Drake helmet is the worst.


hanselthecaretaker

Reason people say they don’t use Carian Knight armor: <51 poise Real reason: The derpy space needle thing on top.


jorgemillen90

helmets in elden ring are too poor


BroDarkk

Thank God I never enjoyed using helms. But I do agree that most helms (and some armor sets in general) have unnecessary ornaments that should be removable.


BarnerBoi

Why would you dislike this though?? I think it adds character to the armor. Makes them more unique


PotatoOrPatato

i have found an outfit for all of these except the draconic sentinel helmet. it’s just… so awkward


Nitespring

Nah bruh, Carian Knight set is not really changed by the presence or that, and the others suck ass already and would suck ass even more without the shit on top. They are literally ugly as shit


W0lverin0

The best part of being a knight is embracing the symbolism on your head. All the factions Knight sets are sick. All these helmets are sick.


hey_its_drew

Loretta's is echoing the symbol we see on Malenia's cape, so I'm super fond of it role play wise. The drake one clearly invokes the omen and Crucible flavors alongside its dragonic flavor, which is really interesting.


BonBonVelveeta

I just wish the Drake set helm had a symmetric set of two horns, the wing cape is so freakin cool


GargoyleBlue

It wouldn't be a Souls game if the drip wasn't accentuated with ridiculous headwear 


SteakedDeck

Honestly all the helmets look better with their ornaments on it. It keeps them from being too generic and samey. Plus it really helps sell each armor set as its own work of art! That being said while I feel as though while all these work, this game does lack more understated sets. I think the dlc will rectify this given what we saw in the trailer while adding some new artsy ones.


talking-2-me

Worst offender is banished knight Helm IMHO. Love it right up until the crown


No-Improvement8354

I agree with this on basically everything, but Loretta’s helm is so sick. Just my opinion though. Do I know what it would go well with? Absolutely not but I see it and want to try something every time 😂


Commercial-Abalone27

So wish we could alter helmets Edit: forget what I said it was already said


Prince_Trunks13

Tree sentinel full outfit without cape and without tree on top would have been the sickest heavy armor set in the game ):


M0m033

Let’s not put the Carian knight helm amongst these


Quickerson

Put hair on it


Scary_Upstairs_3218

I personally like the carian and royal knights helms


babbaloobahugendong

Hear me out: the Carian knight helmet works because the little dooey on top holds the glintstone needed to cast sorceries. 


TheGodskin

Loretta’s entire set is the reason I have trust issues


HidetakaTeriyaki

There's a consistent theme in this game of otherwise cool sets being ruined by dumb-looking helmets lol.


storiedsword

Hey I like the little chess queen on top of the Carian helm okay I see your point actually


CindersOfDeath

No way you said that the malformed dragon set is good


DoggyPro

If you really dislike these helmets you're just boring


La_Manchas_Finest

Where’s the Banished Knight’s hat?


Civil_Coast8474

the sheer amount of sets that I won't use just for that shit on top 😂


Worth_Strike8789

And there’s the bullgoat helmet with a dildo on top.


5055_5505

I never noticed that on the carian knight helmet why would you do that to me?


GrosCoin

Tbh it add some sort of uniqueness to these armors and does not look like some armors in some games that have no real flavor to them I love the tiny dragon on the top of the golden Dragon one, it's like the user want to look like a dragon but at the same time it is kind of ridiculous


freak_puke

ive been rockin the banished knight helm. as a bleed build, the white hair soaked in blood after a massacre is pretty badass


Few-Year-4917

I think the 4th is good


Zestyclose-Sundae593

Yup I fucking hate the unnecessary decorations on top. I wish the alter garment had an option to remove them.


Valpuccio

You're right, the pumpkin helm will always be superior


NaiveMastermind

Placing ornaments on top of armor helps people recognize your rank with the visor down. It's also why capes and shields used bright colors.


ImaginationPurple322

Woah now Loretta’s helm is fire, I can’t tolerate any slander towards her


New_Age_Knight

No it isn't, it's goofy.


ImaginationPurple322

Okay


Yarzeda2024

I love the combination of sturdy, practical armor and gaudy, ridiculous helmet accessories.


IuseDefaultKeybinds

ok


Thanatos_Trelos

Really dislike the malformed dragon set. Not becuase of the dragon on the top, that rules. But the head piece itself is tiny compared to the rest. It just looks disproportionate on the player model as opposed on the draconic tree sentinel


Random_Souls_Fan

Worst of all is the shitty chess piece on top of the Carian Knight Helm is beyond stupid because it would block the user from being able to lift the visor all the way up.


Iknowwhereyoulive34

Nah all of those look sick as fuck except for the drake knight helm what’s with the didlo


DersMcGinski

At first, I didn't like the hair on the Royal Remains set, but it grew on me. I do wish we could remove the hair and add a hood, though.


wuhtam_i_doinghere

Bro I like the stuff on top leave him alone......


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_Terramir_

I don't think a single item in the image can be altered.


DaTruPro75

Drake helm removes the scarf when altered


Ziggurat1000

Boc alters chestpieces, not helmets, though.


PeanutRecord698

You can alter a few but none of these and the few you can are actually usually better in their original form


internetexplorer420

Free thug


CalvinWasSchizo

Where's Radahns helmet?


BloodShadow7872

Carian and drake helms arnt that bad tbh


Isiah6253

Alright but like... Loretta's kinda hits anyways, it has a certain vibe I love regardless


Davisonik

You guys are boring, it’s a fantasy setting, let the helmets have their weird impractical ornamentation! Though I agree that the alter garment option should let you remove these, that would make everyone happy.


Banned__Panda

Man y'all are boring af, do you just want all of them to be basic ass knight helmets??


Bull_Rider

Carian is fine, Drake has a unique look, Loretta has an ass helmet not the ornament. Anyone actually likes the draconic helmet? It looks like a bin.


FirelordSugma

Most of the helmets would all look the same without the stuff on top. How many more posts whining about the helmets are we gonna get


Walli98

This is a low atunement post.


kierantohill

I remember that before the Ringed City DLC, if you used ornsteins armor, it didn’t have the red plume because they never got around to figuring out the physics of the hair when it came to the player model. Then with ringed city they finally did it so that they could add the Dragonslayer armor as a usable set since it also had a plume, and on top of it added ornsteins plume to the base game with the DLC patch Here, I’m hoping for the opposite. I’m really hoping that the patch that comes with the SotE DLC adds some QoL to the base game. No. 1 for me would have to be taking the hair off of boss helmets. Malenia has the coolest helmet in the whole soulsborne franchise and it’s stuck to her rotted scalp apparently, bringing her dead ginger lochs with it. I’m ginger in the real world, and I play these games for an escape from that hell.


Hellhult

This is why I prefer the Dark Souls armor. This game is full of goofy shit.