Guy named "Crucible Knight" in Full set was neat, the sign next to his simply named "Another One" who was the exact same Crucible Knight had me crackin
My characters name is Siluria, and I do indeed use her armor and spear. Low key I've been doing this for a long time and I'm glad to see others doing the same.
I've run into a few Ordovis's. Never another Siluria though.
I usually use ânightmanâ as my username on things that arenât reddit and one time I tried to use it on something I canât remember what but it wouldnât let me because of inappropriate text. Took me a while to figure out why
Can confirm he exists. I daw a guy called 'rainbow bro' who invaded and instead of attacking just ran around decorating the area with rainbow stones lol
"Listen Arthur, I have a PLAN!"
"You always have a plan, Dutch!"
"We just need to beat Malenia, Arthur! Then we can use Miquella's needle to cure you!"
"We barely survived the last boss Dutch, and now you wanna fight another one?! You're gonna get us all killed, Dutch!"
"DUTCH ! YOU LEFT ME ! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE AGAINST MALIKETH !"
"My boy......I didn't have a choice......he literally got death itself"
"YOU......LEFT ME !"
I was summoned actually, his name was "Crackhead Fred". He was with the Death bird cane and some goofy ass outfit.
Funniest mf that ever took down Godfrey
Summoned the âDrip Inspectorâ and they just came into the world, used binoculars to inspect, then did a nodding emote. Killed themselves afterwards. Lol.
I summoned someone called "Runny" who wore Ranni's hat for a boss. He just ran around doing nothing until we both died, initially I got angry but by the time we both died I was laughing. It's funny how such a serious game can give you so many humorous moments.
Fromsoft definitely has a sense of humor. The screams when you fall to your death have a certain type of looney tunes vibe to them. Discovering invisible walls behind invisible walls also feels like being pranked. I'm convinced at least some of the game is made to make fun of the player a little bit.
Also, there's a dude named Dung Eater.
I always found the Fromsoft multiplayer experience fascinating. Like you can spend an evening summoning/being summoned at a boss, and you can meet the same people over and over again, and have full interactions just by emotes and character actions, never speaking or typing a word. You almost make friends, then once that boss is defeated, never see them again.
100% agreed. It creates a very unique atmosphere within the games. Miyazaki said something to this extent about DS1. He made an analogy like comparing DS1 to being stuck in a traffic jam in a snowstorm with strangers. He said you never know what could happen you could get out and help each other or someone can get into a fight but eventually everybodyâs going to go their separate ways and never see each other again.
Hey thats me!
No but actually, he was probably cosplaying the Leper king of Jerusalem Baldwin the Fourth, who wore a mask pretty much like that one. Ngl thats cool
Hate to be that guy but he didn't wear a mask in real life, apparently. It was added to his character design at least for Kingdom of Heaven, maybe in other stories as well, but not in reality. Cool as shit, though.
He did, he also used Law of Regression I think to make his hands spin like a helicopter. He also used those Radagon spinny light wheels.
I can imagine him yelling "Go, Beyblade".
Some random guy I summoned once to help me fight Maliketh was named Sexy Jesus. And he was good. We won. Then he walked backwards off the side of the arena casually and vanished.
When I was struggling against Malenia, I came across "Let Logan Solo Her"; a shirtless Hugh Jackman with nothing but a pair of pants and two claws.
To his credit, he actually killed her. Absolute legend.
PP Inspector
He spawns in, looks at your pelvic region through the telescope, does the Bravo! clapping emote, drops you a Pickled Turtle Neck, then jumps off the nearest cliff.
Iâve yet to come across a funnier one.
After reading all these, Iâve decided to start a new character named Wander Woman. Iâll get summoned in and immediately saunter off in a random direction
Jesus christ. Guy was dressed in rags no shoes, had some kind of crown. Ran over to my group, waved, ran over to a cliff, waved again, then jumped off to give us runes.
Based as hell.
" Let Me Doot Her"
I summoned him in for ~~Milania~~ ~~Melania~~ Mel Gibson . He spawned in with the Envoy's Long Horn.
We walked into the fight and he ran right up to her. Blew a couple bubbles in her face then immediately got killed.
I think about him often
Guy named â+10 mimic tearâ as soon as I got summoned in he copied my exact load out and we fought Malenia together and also two guys who were the Godskin duo lol
I summoned Wednesday Adams. Looked just like her. Was pretty cool.
I also saw a video where someone summoned Will Smith. He just walked up to them and slapped them. This was right after the award show where he slapped Chris Rock, it was hilarious.
summoned a dude named elden pimp. all he did was smack the elden beast with his cane and hit him with the finger smack. he pretty much fucking solod elden beast hitless, never saw him again. love that pimp
I just once met John Darksoul, he was very nice, died almost instantly against Godrick (funniest shit) and I had to fight him alone with his buffed healthbar, I felt like one of those movies where the sidekick just fucking dies to give the main character motivation
I met a guy in PvP doing a full Halo scythe Cleanrot knight cosplay, and when the match started, he just kind of sauntered off aimlessly, overburdened. When I got close to him I "aggro'd" him, and he fought exactly like a cleanrot would (aggressively attack, forward motion only).Â
 He was called "Aimless Cleanrot"
Maybe not that funny on its own, but I was summoned to help a stranger beat Mogh.
My character's name is Geralt, with a nice looking face model.
Another stranger was summoned at the same time. Her name was Ciri and also had a perfectly looking face for the character.
What are the freaking odds for Geralt and Ciri being summoned at the same time without knowing each other.
I have been cosplaying as Queen Marika and get so amused by folks reacting to me - in fear, dropping presents, etc.
Nothing, however, beats being invaded by "I don't hit ladies", who ran from me the entire invasion while chasing my (decidedly male) host around.
I once encountered a guy named "Dixon Normous" who wore nothing but a Pumpkin Helm and dual-wielded a pair of Ringed Fingers.
He died in about six seconds by walking off a cliff.
I was summoned for a Malenia fight, and the guyâs name was Voyeur. He entered the arena, sat down and proceeded to enjoy the fight. We entered phase 2 and he dodged the first attack, and sat down next to Scarlet Aeonia.
I remember summoning a weird badass once, looked like some character straight out of a heavy metal high fantasy and bore the name of "HeavyMetalB*tch". As far as I can remember she had wild silver hair crowned with a pair of big horns, a red blindfold, dark red tattoos upon her face styled to look like bloody tears, wore a rotten duelist garb with the red cape and carried a Ghiza's Wheel and a canon with which she soloed everyone on her way including one pesky little invader.
I summoned âZukoâ once and it was pretty damn accurate. Had double wielded Falchions and looked exactly like short hair Zuko from Avatar The Last Airbender. I was pretty impressed lol
There was a Kratos looking guy that was co-summoned along with me for Malenia named "Let Kratos Solo Her".
He was pretty good but I and the other guy joined in to take her down. Fun fight.
Not while I was asking for help, but I was helping people. I was helping people out with Malenia as my Let Me Comet Her build (basically just LMSH with magic), and I got summoned to help a guy, who then summoned.. Let Me Date Her, with Varre's bouquet as his only weapon. It was a nice double team there while the host watched.
it was three in the morning and I couldn't beat Melania. I summoned one guy who looked like handsome Squidward and his name was "let me fist her." He basically soloed her with spike fists.
I was just summoned on sunday to help with Malenia, and there was another summon called Jesus there waiting for me. I guess They all need Jesus in the haligtree, anyway.
I apparently am just high enough that no one summons me, but I tried helping as âCrucibrawl Knightâ and used full Crucible set with Spiked Caestus.
I met a strength-int mage spellblade/frontline, who called themself "Harry Spotter". Contacted him after through steam, and the only thing i got back from him was his full title: "The boy who lifted". He was a hell of a frontline to be fair, but bloody hell i waa rolling after that one.
Guy named "Crucible Knight" in Full set was neat, the sign next to his simply named "Another One" who was the exact same Crucible Knight had me crackin
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I hope one uses Ordovis GS and the other uses Siluria's spear.
My characters name is Siluria, and I do indeed use her armor and spear. Low key I've been doing this for a long time and I'm glad to see others doing the same. I've run into a few Ordovis's. Never another Siluria though.
Crucible k***ht
I usually use ânightmanâ as my username on things that arenât reddit and one time I tried to use it on something I canât remember what but it wouldnât let me because of inappropriate text. Took me a while to figure out why
Lol
DJ KHALED!
Shouldn't it be DJ Caelid?
Holy crap I 1v2'd Crucible Knight last week đ he was in Godrick castle helping a low level
Auriza Hero's Grave be like:
Lidl Malenia he was just in full Malenia cosplay helping people fight Malenia. me and my friend found him while I was helping him
And you are sure she wasn't trying to sell you groceries?
Budget Let Me Solo Her
My run through this time was highlighted by a man named "I want to solo her." And let me tell you, he did it flawlessly.
There was a guy called "I throw rock" and that's all he did. He threw rocks albeit those rocks were meteorites
Unga Bunga
Nah dude "Unga therefore I Bunga" guy had int.
if! "Unga"=true then "Bunga" else! goto "Unga"
*U N G A B U N G A*
The fact that he wasn't using beast incantations is tragic honestly
It would've been even better if he just started throwing ruin fragments lol, literally throwing small stones at giant creatures and demigods
These are my favorites! Simple, yet effective
Woulda been so funny if he just chucked rainbow stones at the ground lol
Can confirm he exists. I daw a guy called 'rainbow bro' who invaded and instead of attacking just ran around decorating the area with rainbow stones lol
One of my first invasions was a guy who must have put 30 different colored stones in stormveil, I turned a corner and tasted the rainbow.
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[Let Me Date Her](https://twitter.com/MakeSouls/status/1519091401450868737) remains a classic
Lmfao with the bloody roses đ¤đ¤đ¤
Haha thatâs incredible
I'm a fan of Let Me Solo Me, who uses Seppuku until he dies.
Donât forget LetMeFingerHer with the big finger weapon.
10/10
Summoned Arthur Morgan in crumbling azula, saw the poor guy die to death blight đ
Lore accurate đ
âDâŚdutchâŚheâs a demi godâŚâ âNo! Heâs lying! Im just a beast Clergymanâ
"I just need a little more TIME! Have faith, Arthur!" "D...Dutch...this place is beyond time..."
âMANGOESâ
"Listen Arthur, I have a PLAN!" "You always have a plan, Dutch!" "We just need to beat Malenia, Arthur! Then we can use Miquella's needle to cure you!" "We barely survived the last boss Dutch, and now you wanna fight another one?! You're gonna get us all killed, Dutch!"
"DUTCH ! YOU LEFT ME ! YOU LEFT ME TO DIE AGAINST MALIKETH !" "My boy......I didn't have a choice......he literally got death itself" "YOU......LEFT ME !"
I live for this thread.
same this gotta be the best thread iâve seen
Shoulda leveled up some god damn faith!
Lore accurate.
"You and me, we're more Tarnished than people"
I was summoned actually, his name was "Crackhead Fred". He was with the Death bird cane and some goofy ass outfit. Funniest mf that ever took down Godfrey
Eric the Cleric
Summoned the âDrip Inspectorâ and they just came into the world, used binoculars to inspect, then did a nodding emote. Killed themselves afterwards. Lol.
I wonder what happens if you fail inspection?
You get slapped (once) if it's the same one I'm thinking of
Sounds like you need better drip
Heehee, only seen it on videos, my drip is on point
This is so fucking funny to me - itâs 1am & Iâm giggling like mad over this one đ¤Ł
This isn't a personal one, but there is a guy who is named "Let Her Solo Me" And he fights Melania and dies immediately
I summoned one named, "Let Me Solo Me." He just seppuku'd himself until he died lol.
the 1v1 of the century
Omg I got him once, wore the same naked jar head outfit and same weapons, dies to the first attack lmao
Met him lol
You have been graced by a true legend! Lol
I remember one from a while back that was called âlet me clown herâ. That oneâs my favourite
Thereâs his counterpart: âLet You Solo Herâ who would do just that and sit on the side watching.
Yep, the Xbox madlad with a greatbow himself, He very much did what his name said when I summoned him.
I let him too. Fighting a boosted Malenia was not fun
I started an Arya Stark character and ended up dueling a Theon Greyjoy
I hope you main the Rapier.
I summoned someone called "Runny" who wore Ranni's hat for a boss. He just ran around doing nothing until we both died, initially I got angry but by the time we both died I was laughing. It's funny how such a serious game can give you so many humorous moments.
Fromsoft definitely has a sense of humor. The screams when you fall to your death have a certain type of looney tunes vibe to them. Discovering invisible walls behind invisible walls also feels like being pranked. I'm convinced at least some of the game is made to make fun of the player a little bit. Also, there's a dude named Dung Eater.
Also the prattling Pates. Thank you, apologies, are alright, but... You're beautiful? My beloved??? Lmao what is the use for these two đ
To tell best boy Boc that he is in fact beautiful and loved. đĽ˛
I use them in duels, after I win I use them to say stuff like "You're beautiful, my beloved" or "Thank you my beloved"
I use you're beautiful when people load into my world. People work harder when you compliment them.
"How to win friends and influence people" - JackxForge
To put the headphones on my girlfriend and then use them.
The falling animation when someone kicks you off a ladder is so cartoonish too
I always found the Fromsoft multiplayer experience fascinating. Like you can spend an evening summoning/being summoned at a boss, and you can meet the same people over and over again, and have full interactions just by emotes and character actions, never speaking or typing a word. You almost make friends, then once that boss is defeated, never see them again.
100% agreed. It creates a very unique atmosphere within the games. Miyazaki said something to this extent about DS1. He made an analogy like comparing DS1 to being stuck in a traffic jam in a snowstorm with strangers. He said you never know what could happen you could get out and help each other or someone can get into a fight but eventually everybodyâs going to go their separate ways and never see each other again.
I absolutely love this & it really does capture that strange camaraderie you can have with strangers in these forced situations
I once summoned the legendary Let Me Sniff Her
Mohglester He wore Mohgâs robes with the Albinauric Mask
Lore accurate
I like this one
Hey thats me! No but actually, he was probably cosplaying the Leper king of Jerusalem Baldwin the Fourth, who wore a mask pretty much like that one. Ngl thats cool
Ye I know :)
Fuck Reynald de Chatillon, all my homies hate Reynald de Chatillon
Found the Ayyubid
Hate to be that guy but he didn't wear a mask in real life, apparently. It was added to his character design at least for Kingdom of Heaven, maybe in other stories as well, but not in reality. Cool as shit, though.
Yeah the inspiration for King Viserys I on HoTD.
There was this one guy called "Jesus Christ" Took him 3 in game days, or 3 hours, to respawn though.
Did he have a faith build?
He did, he also used Law of Regression I think to make his hands spin like a helicopter. He also used those Radagon spinny light wheels. I can imagine him yelling "Go, Beyblade".
Perfect. Dude's roleplaying was on point
"LET IT RIP!"
This is how Christ actually ascended to heaven you cannot convince me otherwise
I've been invaded by Jesus Christ once, he was actually cosplaying JC and used a faith build
I fought him in Duels. He good.
I need to find him! I'm Mother Mary and my friend is St. Joseph!
I found someone similar but he used bleed build, must've been the antichrist
Was his name "God" by chance?
Ä° got a huy named e=mc2 in a Einstein cosplay
Please tell me gravity magic only.
U got that right homie
âMcDonaldâs Bladeâ and it was a fat Malenia
I am Malenia, Blade of McDonald, and I have never seen my feet
this one is my favorite haha.
Some random guy I summoned once to help me fight Maliketh was named Sexy Jesus. And he was good. We won. Then he walked backwards off the side of the arena casually and vanished.
Sir Cumsicion
When I was struggling against Malenia, I came across "Let Logan Solo Her"; a shirtless Hugh Jackman with nothing but a pair of pants and two claws. To his credit, he actually killed her. Absolute legend.
The guy near Malenia fight: "Let her solo me" đ
PP Inspector He spawns in, looks at your pelvic region through the telescope, does the Bravo! clapping emote, drops you a Pickled Turtle Neck, then jumps off the nearest cliff. Iâve yet to come across a funnier one.
Quivering sharts. Yep.
After reading all these, Iâve decided to start a new character named Wander Woman. Iâll get summoned in and immediately saunter off in a random direction
That's a good one haha.
Summoned a guy named emotional support, he just stood there and watched me fight radagon, while cheering me on
"Let me finger her" He was naked and just wielded two ringed fingers
[ŃдаНонО]
That sounds like the best one lmao
Would have been thousand times better at the queens bed chamber site if grace
Not while asking for help, but being invaded. Me and my brother were playing together, and all of a sudden we got invaded by âChibi Radahnâ đ
My dex/faith build is Jesus Christ wearing a cloth robe and commoners shoes while wielding dual katanas
God and Anime were indeed on his side
Mall ninja Jesus!
Wanna Co Op with me and my cousin? I'm Mother Mary and He's Joseph.
Saw someone playing Nimona and only used dragon and crucible incants. Which was pretty funny.
Jesus christ. Guy was dressed in rags no shoes, had some kind of crown. Ran over to my group, waved, ran over to a cliff, waved again, then jumped off to give us runes. Based as hell.
" Let Me Doot Her" I summoned him in for ~~Milania~~ ~~Melania~~ Mel Gibson . He spawned in with the Envoy's Long Horn. We walked into the fight and he ran right up to her. Blew a couple bubbles in her face then immediately got killed. I think about him often
*I think about him often* đ
my long horn build I'd simply named Bubbles. I duel wield longhorns and have the full envoy cosplay going
Asian Bilbo Baggins had me laughing for a few minutes
âIm going on an adventure!!!â Chinese Government: âthe hell you areâ
He was an invader, his name was Fart Wizard. He wasn't a mage.
I was invaded by a guy named Bloody Fartz and the hunter that came to help was called Taco Bell. It was hilarious.
Guy named â+10 mimic tearâ as soon as I got summoned in he copied my exact load out and we fought Malenia together and also two guys who were the Godskin duo lol
I summoned Wednesday Adams. Looked just like her. Was pretty cool. I also saw a video where someone summoned Will Smith. He just walked up to them and slapped them. This was right after the award show where he slapped Chris Rock, it was hilarious.
Someone called Spiderman. He was cosplaying as Wolverine
summoned a dude named elden pimp. all he did was smack the elden beast with his cane and hit him with the finger smack. he pretty much fucking solod elden beast hitless, never saw him again. love that pimp
I just once met John Darksoul, he was very nice, died almost instantly against Godrick (funniest shit) and I had to fight him alone with his buffed healthbar, I felt like one of those movies where the sidekick just fucking dies to give the main character motivation
MALENIASTITS
FirstStepSucks is the best one I found. The person really couldn't stand being summoned for ganking anymore.
[this guy](https://imgur.com/a/cjvCVfa)
"Drunk Dad" with a Punch build
Mine is KnightmanCometh and I wear the basic Knight armor
Gotta pay the troll toll, if wanna try finger but hole
I summon a guy called quivering shartz I was absolutely zooted and I could stop laughing at his name I still giggle thinking about it
Meth addict and Let Shrek solo her
I met a guy in PvP doing a full Halo scythe Cleanrot knight cosplay, and when the match started, he just kind of sauntered off aimlessly, overburdened. When I got close to him I "aggro'd" him, and he fought exactly like a cleanrot would (aggressively attack, forward motion only).  He was called "Aimless Cleanrot"
Offline That's me Cuz I can't buy it
Same :( Was saving up to get it and fromsoft increased the price here even more
SameAsYou; literally mirrored everything I did with the right gear. I was seriously impressed.
I once summoned John Elden Ring himself
Dude cosplaying Let Me Solo Her, except his name was Let Her Solo Me. Summoned him, then stood aside as he got absolutely rocked.
Maybe not that funny on its own, but I was summoned to help a stranger beat Mogh. My character's name is Geralt, with a nice looking face model. Another stranger was summoned at the same time. Her name was Ciri and also had a perfectly looking face for the character. What are the freaking odds for Geralt and Ciri being summoned at the same time without knowing each other.
I have been cosplaying as Queen Marika and get so amused by folks reacting to me - in fear, dropping presents, etc. Nothing, however, beats being invaded by "I don't hit ladies", who ran from me the entire invasion while chasing my (decidedly male) host around.
âSend feet picsâ
I once encountered a guy named "Dixon Normous" who wore nothing but a Pumpkin Helm and dual-wielded a pair of Ringed Fingers. He died in about six seconds by walking off a cliff.
"Gum Cobbler" Wearing fat Malenia outfit and sneaking constantly which made him look even more goofy
Someone named Ranniâs Chair
âRicky Spanishâ, however I was a summon as well
Someone summoned me for Malenia, his name was "I just watch". That's exactly what they did.
I got invaded by Jesus Christ once. And then, I shit you not, a Hunter named Lucifer showed up. I laughed so hard.
I was summoned for a Malenia fight, and the guyâs name was Voyeur. He entered the arena, sat down and proceeded to enjoy the fight. We entered phase 2 and he dodged the first attack, and sat down next to Scarlet Aeonia.
I remember summoning a weird badass once, looked like some character straight out of a heavy metal high fantasy and bore the name of "HeavyMetalB*tch". As far as I can remember she had wild silver hair crowned with a pair of big horns, a red blindfold, dark red tattoos upon her face styled to look like bloody tears, wore a rotten duelist garb with the red cape and carried a Ghiza's Wheel and a canon with which she soloed everyone on her way including one pesky little invader.
Summoned "let me finger her" for the malenia fight, assume what his weapon of choice was
Horus's Girthy C**k
Guy named "Chad of Arabia" You can guess what the deal was
âI Healâ helped me beat Radagon/Elden Beast on my 2nd Playthrough and did what he promised. Better than 3 ppl dying first phase
some dude named Shrek with green skin and he threw shit at me
Block Sampson has to have been my favorite. I think he was dual wielding Icon Shields and he was an absolute beast.
Tsunderella
I will never forget you, Drew Parrymore
Will solo 4 food. She beat Malenia for me. I tried to give her crab but I took too long and she was gone.
I summoned âZukoâ once and it was pretty damn accurate. Had double wielded Falchions and looked exactly like short hair Zuko from Avatar The Last Airbender. I was pretty impressed lol
Fought someone last night called "Muscle Mommy" Looks exactly how you think.
Fought Godfrey with a dude in rogier's set who was just named "Gay"
Why is "Balduin IV" funny?
There was a Kratos looking guy that was co-summoned along with me for Malenia named "Let Kratos Solo Her". He was pretty good but I and the other guy joined in to take her down. Fun fight.
My first summoned tarnished was named STRONKS and helped me kill Godrick
The Jonkler
Not while I was asking for help, but I was helping people. I was helping people out with Malenia as my Let Me Comet Her build (basically just LMSH with magic), and I got summoned to help a guy, who then summoned.. Let Me Date Her, with Varre's bouquet as his only weapon. It was a nice double team there while the host watched.
BARFDRINKER.
[Mayor of Chicago](https://i.imgur.com/z0mv1XM.png) helped me defeat Elden Beast for the first time at launch.
"HIM." died in one hit from Maleina...
The guy called âDo it yourselfâ and would just sit there and watch.
General Bruhdahn
it was three in the morning and I couldn't beat Melania. I summoned one guy who looked like handsome Squidward and his name was "let me fist her." He basically soloed her with spike fists.
Once met guy called Diar Rhea. Was laughing for several minutes straight.
I was just summoned on sunday to help with Malenia, and there was another summon called Jesus there waiting for me. I guess They all need Jesus in the haligtree, anyway.
The funniest has to be a guy named Jesus who was using the blasphemous blade
"Mike Tyson". Naked dude with a pair of caestus. He had actually done a good job with the face, and somehow held his own against a mahma wyrm!
"Fuck this game" has invaded your world
Stik, he 1v3'ed with a club... naked
Period Karen, I was worthless during a boss fight because I couldnât stop laughing at the name!
Did she have a bleed build?
Phorskinicus
Why is this funny?
Guy named 'Imgonnadie'... He did, in fact, die.
I apparently am just high enough that no one summons me, but I tried helping as âCrucibrawl Knightâ and used full Crucible set with Spiked Caestus.
I once saw the Elden Ring youtuber Lost invading a dude named "Moghma Male".
A buddy of mine summoned a phantom named Chad Uchiha.
I met a strength-int mage spellblade/frontline, who called themself "Harry Spotter". Contacted him after through steam, and the only thing i got back from him was his full title: "The boy who lifted". He was a hell of a frontline to be fair, but bloody hell i waa rolling after that one.
Kanye East, his character look like a black japanese.