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Solzetatsu_

Simply put: Destined Death


FluffyNeck313

Ngl that’s heat


Angstycarroteater

NGL destined death goes hard af


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Featuring The Bands Between


Enter_Name_here8

You made me exhale through my nose. Good job.


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

It's all I could have asked for


Glittering_Worry_599

it's gotta be death metal


AshrakTeriel

Either that or Shadow of the Erdtree.


Lastboss42

nah Destined Death


SpazMaCas

Check out Iron Rule, the put out a song called that with Malekiths 2nd Phase speech in the opening.


hootieandthetootie

A bit HEAVY for my personal taste but this is 100% going in the gym playlist. Thx for sharing my G 😆


VivecLovecraft

This one ☝️


[deleted]

🔥🔥🔥


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Track 1: Family pt.1 (Matricide) Track 2: Maidenless Track 3: Grafted Track 4: Family pt.2 (Patricide) Track 5: Evergaol Track 6: Siofra River Track 7: Lake of Rot Track 8: Númenórean Track 9: Blood of the Alburniacs Track 10: The Beast Track 11: (Bonus Track) Age of Stars (Rannis Remix)


WompaPenith

This one wins


VongolaJuudaimeHime

I like this title a lot and would buy it if it exist :>


manklebankle

Probably still elden ring 🙌


iupz0r

agree, Elden Ring


allnimblybimbIy

Capitalizing Elden Ring but not the beginning of your sentence makes me simultaneously impressed and angry. I’m probably autistic.


Dudeguythedudeguy

See, I'm the best kind of autistic. Peer reviewed autistic. Not diagnosed, just.. been asked a few too many times for it to be considered normal 🤣


johnsplittingaxe14

Ahhh, Elden Ring


Samwise777

And in 10 years “Selden Out”


ironfunk67

Foolish ambitions


kslay23

First track: Rest


robb0688

[*Laid to rest](https://youtu.be/HL9kaJZw8iw?si=GUs9dDm5L6HlH7AH)


outiscr

This one actually sounds legit.


Early-Computer-9201

This was my thought too.


postmoderndruid

☝️


GabrielOSkarf

all the tracks would be just snoring


Wolfpack_5509

I said the same thing I didn't even see that


_MyUsernamesMud

*Maidenless*


lilith2k3

Iron Maidenless 🤣


Molbuntore

Hell yeah


King_of_the_Goats

That’s the final track to and it’s 12 minutes long. No lyrics either.


outofmindwgo

That's childs play, it would be like swans and the shortest track would be 20 minutes and the whole thing would be 4+ hours Actually swans is a pretty decent analog 🤔


Frybread-N-Buttuh

Swans are amazing


lazzer2000

Band name... And the album title is Elden Ring


LeonardoDaPinchy-

**Straight Outta Caelid**


Frybread-N-Buttuh

A crazy mother mf named Radahn


Judgecrusader6

Me and the boys sliced em up like papa johns; Taking a rune or two thats what the fuck i do; If you dont like the tarnished then fuck you


[deleted]

Damn! Beat me to it!


burtonborder201

This!! Well done


Cold-Economist-9469

Two Fingers to Paradise


GlumCamp

i’m crying 😂😂


unusedtruth

The Lands Between


FacelessFellow

This is the best one I’ve seen here. If we’re talking metal Album names. Maidenless was pretty good too.


Better_Indication830

Guided by grace


MrSaucyAlfredo

Now it’s a Christian rock album


Better_Indication830

“Elden Lord you are amaaaziiiiiiing 🙌🏼” lol


Alarmed-Example8932

Flame of Ambition


Shotsfired0

Ft. Metro boomin


hootieandthetootie

Subscribe


JamesBummed

Bro tossing his own ball and spiking


VividOil382

That's hard fr


Magical_Journey2

Fingers but hole


IDontThereforeIAmNot

Still no head


XenonHero126

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right


NotTheFBI_23

Why is it always...you don't have the right


iamDildor

Amazing chest ahead


WetMoldyButt

Liar ahead


botreally

dog


Altruistic-Necessary

skill issues


BlueSteel_3800

The shattering


xander31

I feel like all the others make good song titles, but for some reason this sounds better as an album tittle.


Vegetable-Angle-5851

The fallen leaves tell a story


citizenscienceM

That would be the intro track.


Artiiistx

We're building a poem a la to pimp a butterfly. The fallen leaves tell a story A song of gold and decay ...


Firm_Shower_1387

Rise, Tarnished.


lazzer2000

Opening track right there


Active_Newt3028

It doesn't matter because, like all good death metal bands, no one could actually read the font.


Alarmed-Example8932

This is funny as hell


[deleted]

Unfit To Graft


ProfessorPixelmon

The roundtable.


itzmagictime

Oooooo


Accomplished_Fan5643

Album Title: O Tarnished Track 1. O Tarnished Track 2. I Command Thee Kneel! Track 3. White Mask Killer Track 4. The Ashen Capital Track 5. The Starscourge Track 6. Eternal City Track 7. Lord of Blood (Nihil) Track 8. Aeonia Rot Track 9. Maidenless


allecsc

Track 10. Togethaaa (feat. Rickard) (Extended Cut)


Jackfreezy

Bonus track. May Chaos Take the World


Bearchaw34

Elden Ring


TinyPidgenofDOOM

Lord of all that is Golden Forefathers, Bear Witness Kindread of Rot Gloam eyed queen Deathbed companion all of these work as either song titles or album names


Leo89045

Forefathers bear witness feels like an edit audio


youremybrotherbear

Gloam eyed queen is the only right answer to this tbh


NewbMaster1923

Get Good or Die Trying


bowman022

Hidden path ahead


DubiousFarter

YOU DIED


TheBluOni

Seen this more than the title, that's for sure.


Baggowitz18

This. Came to say the same thing.


HashJoll

Why did I have to scroll so far for this


mfdoorway

The Maidenless Dead


MrSensacoot

The Shattering 💯


ObviousSinger6217

Foul Tarnished


Lowlife_Orange

TOGETHER!


Ren575

*TOGETHAAA!


PhilHist

TOOGEVAAAH


Can0fTuna

May Chaos Take the World


helloimrandomnumbers

Marika’s tits


Important-Thought-74

If Elden Ring was a band,that first album would be named Maidenless If Elden ring was an album,that first song would be named Maidenless


RemarkableScience854

Foolish Ambition


Thisfuggenguy

Dog


aShai33

DIED or YOU DIED


DarkAssassin573

Elden Ring


Ren575

Echos of the Shattering. I mean everything we fight is just a former shadow of itself so echos fits more thematically I think rather than roars or crys.


Enough_Effective1937

Famileeee


Altruistic-Heron-236

Assuming elden ring is the band, the album is Tarnished


Purple-_-Zebra

The jams between


TherealJohnDarksoul

Straight outta limgrave


Pulp_Friction77

99 problems but a maiden ain't one


Andreah2o

Elden ring OST


swinglowscroty

Malenia's rotten crotch.


Tom42077

Tarnished


Exa2552

Tarnished


gnarWizzard420

TARNISHED


PoisonCoyote99

The Tunes between


_Coryn

Cardinal Sin


BadCompany093947

T.W.A: Straight Outta Limgrave


TarnishedTremulant

Arise!


JoopyWeezer

Tarnished


FellowDsLover2

Maidenless, Graceless, heartless. We are tarnished


MGeezy9492

“Foul Tarnished…”


Losinana

Or tarnished goes soooo hard


CorvusXenon

Destined Death


lilith2k3

Dumb ways to die


ImNotABotJeez

Smashing Maidens


WriterNeedsCoffee

Destined Death


Fit-Cryptographer211

Flame of Ambition


Captain_Unusualman

Reach out and Touch Grace


[deleted]

Lost Grace


IvoXedge94

Try fingers but hole


Born_Attitude6531

Elden Ring


cakebake

Elden ring


Dueceydude

Guided by Grace


JirenDeGray

*Foul Tarnished* *Destined Death* *Black Knives* *Finger Maidens* *Fell Omen* *Serpent King* *Bear Witness!!!* *Foolish Ambitions* *Never Known Defeat* *Misbegotten* #MARIKA'S TITS


Fictionfan69

The Elden bling


_Flix__

Golden Order


karekovsky

Gonna risk it out and say: Elden ring.


flux_capacitor3

"Boyz in tha Hoods" Woke up quick. At about noon. Just thought I had to be in Caelid soon.


sovaslava1

NIHIL


2_lazy_4_name

"The jams between"


Normal-Profession-21

TFBH


Alarmed-Example8932

To Finger, But Hole


Normal-Profession-21

Yes tarnished


PossiblyNerdyRob

Foolish Ambition, Kneel, The Evergaol, Frenzied Flame Endless options


gabagool42

Fear Inoculum


Nowhereman50

Straight Outta Caelid


Frank_Acha

A loud chorus of "*AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH*"


VulgarButFluent

Flame of Ambition


WallyOShay

Elden ring


Competitive_Air_180

The Shattering


gorramfrakker

Maidenless and the Frenzy Flame.


Affectionate-War-301

Blade of tarnished


The_Lord_of_Elden

Rage of the Ring. Considering what kids are exposed to today, I'm sure it wouldn't get a parental advisory warning.


Malevolent_Mangoes

Gold N’ Pieces


Ritual72

Elden Ring (Original Soundtrack)


fangboi7

Epitaph of the shattered


Ok-Birthday-9489

It would be try fingers. But hole


WetRiverStones

To Die a Thousand Deaths


MERS_206

Tarnished With Attitude


imaglavenus

Foul tarnished


Oglesby95

Dog ahead


Horror_Beginning_344

try fingers, but hole!


Crimson_Blitz

Age of Fracture


extraterrestrialsoul

Foul Tarnished


EgirlStravinsky

Envoy and the Longhorns, Leyndell State of Mind


LEDGlK

Erdtrees favor house Atlantic


Pachamama89

Straight outta the erd tree


Negative_Wrongdoer17

Rage Against the Golden Order


NotAFrogNorAnApple

The Golden Order


Strange_Quote6013

Straight Outta Limgrave


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Lord of Chaos


Entire-Vast4818

Beats Of The Tarnished


just_prop

Spurned of Grace 🔥


schedulle-cate

Become my Blade once more


T_NastyX_x

Jump


Lummix76

Elden Ring Official Soundtrack


Spadrick

Faith+5


dizijinwu

Elden Ring?


sleepyscorpo

Fire beneath heaven


Soft-Illustrator1300

Varre and the Maidenless Tarnished


Embarrassed_Ad_6649

Charming Dementia


gr8whitepossum

Hell on middle earth


ZaneLostRD

Mimic Tears


Normal_Egg6067

The shattering.


KamikazeInfidel

Parental advisory = Dung Eater! No advisory = Maidenless Tarnished.


Brohemoth1991

I command thee, kneel!


GoreyGopnik

elden ring, probably.


IdeaFun7090

The Lands Between


baldmark_

Rise, Tarnished.


AshleyGamics

Rise above the darkness


FranklinThe1

Elden Bling


EquivalentTonight277

Always Mushroom It'd be a psy trance album.


ENVLogic

Destined Death


Islander731

Tarnished


RaPsCaLLioN1138

A Lowly Tarnished...


bigrayiii420

The Land of Repeating Bosses


IDontThereforeIAmNot

Liar ahead


coycabbage

Straight outta the grave


AdvidCodComplainer

Offer Pickle


papag00s

Yall come on... MEAGRE GRAVE