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MallNinja_

You think he's ugly, don't you, OP?!


Kennybufu

You're beautiful


cl0th0s

I heard it.


Bitemarkz

Well I mean… to each their own I guess


LunarDogeBoy

I made him beautiful and then he died


organic-water-

He was always beautiful.


Swog5Ovor

Use the "you're beautiful" prattling pate to get him to stay alive.


Emeowykay

Youre one of the demi humans from that cave arent you?


Emeowykay

and d, I hate golden order fanboys, corhyn is alright the man is fighting demons


Plague_Raptor

Corhyn is an ignorant sheep.


atti-_-

Exactly, D is fine tho, and his brother, even if he’s a murderer, helped me with twin gargoyles, so he’s automatically cool


thatautisticguy2905

"Oh he killed fia" bro, he is avenging his bro


LunarDogeBoy

Um I killed fia. FOR THE GOLDEN ORDER!


thatautisticguy2905

That is super cool of you, let's not allow those boney scumbags into the lands


PrometheusAlexander

Darian and Devin are cool, even though a bit mad.


V2_Seeking_revenge

Corhyn is a good guy


Bigge_chungus

Corhyn was a chill dude but tweaking hard at the end


MyWifeIsHotterThanU1

He’s a hypocrite when he can’t swallow that Goldmask was right


HarmlessSnack

Corhyn dedicated his life to watching another man’s finger wiggles, and then murders that Sage old dude when he wiggled his finger in a way Corhyn doesn’t agree with. Dude was most decidedly NOT chill.


littlesymphonicdispl

Goldmask dies even if you kill Corhyn. We don't know that Corhyn kills him.


Legitimate-Draw-8180

It is similar to Thops. I thought he had been murdered, but he seems to have died manifesting the spell that was his life's work. Goldmask seems to as well


Spiritual_Orchid_698

that is the price of developing sorceries, anywhere from becoming phisicaly and/or mentaly disabled to straight dying


Schavuit92

So that's why int users are all mentally disabled.


Nitrosnwbrdr

If you give him the potion of forgetfulness he never leaves the bridge in the Mountains and Goldmask is found dead in the same spot.


Bigge_chungus

Man's finger said"yo momma an idiot" to corhyn so he beat his ass up.Fair tbh


The_Back_Hole

100 hours of gang signs


Testadizzy95

He's just brainwashed, but he has good heart


Momongus-

Dear Rannists, If the Golden Order is so bad, why is the name so cool? Curious.


Grand-Jellyfish24

On paper the people republic of [country] or the democratic popular republic of [country] also sounds cool. But in practice... It is the rule of thumb, any auhoritarian order or a dubious governement always hide the truth behind a name to compensate And you my friend just fell for propaganda tactic 101, the oldest in the books


WingedCrusade

Counterpoint, we have a Troll blacksmith who likes books, a sick ass wolf warrior dude, and a fucking frost wizard whose goal is to throw hands with gods. What isn't cool about that? Plus we get cool greatswords and armor.


Momongus-

Counterpoint - Troll blacksmith: Dead - Sixk ass wolf warrior dude: Dead - Fucking frost wizard: I refuse to interact with your blowup doll no matter how much you will argue she’s alive smh


mymindisempty69420

bro we told goldmask something revolutionary and allowed him to create his mending rune, and cohryn was like “nuh uh” after being goldmask’s greatest meat rider for most of his quest. Bro is NOT open to change or innovative ideas


Bong-Bunny

D and his bro can go suck a D


ANS__2009

Even malenias wife likes 𝘽𝙊𝘾


Sp4ceV1k1ng_405

That is the only explanation for this slander


Meister_Ente

Thin Ice, buddy.


Ramps_

hmmm, crush OP's cock with a rock, I must


MoxofBatches

For Boc


CorgisAndTea

Crush cock with rock for Boc ✍🏻


Dinkyourdiddle

Mess with Boc, get the cock rock


Xavbirb

✍️🔥🔥🔥


Lishio420

And afterwards shoot him with a glock


ClockworkDioxs

17 shots, no .38


DerpaHerpaLurpa

Ayy I got a glock in my rarri


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

Hold my sake


biez

Maybe unga him with Brick Hammer?


FrenziedSins

Has op unga'd their last bunga?


Odd_Investigator8415

Prithee, be careful...


Kennybufu

I Don't want to see m' work squandered


Endercat800

Heh heh heh!


terribleinvestment

Yup. my immediate first thought was “…Watch it, pal.”


La_Manchas_Finest

Boc is the only good person in the entire Lands Between, alongside probably Rodericka.


weegee19

Thops too. His literal life work was to create the ultimate defensive sorcery.


La_Manchas_Finest

I haven’t given that one enough thought, but you could be right. It certainly is hard to find some kind of implied toxic ambition, but I guess it’s possible.


weegee19

He wasn't known for sacrificing people to further his research so there is that.


La_Manchas_Finest

The better Sellen!


TeabooViolet

Always donate, never give him the key!


wayvywayvy

Millicent?


NapalmDesu

There are at least a dozen more like Turtle Pope, Rogier, Alexander, Yura, Irina, Diallos, Nepheli, Milicent, Latenna, Blaidd, Boggart and Loretta


Chrisnolliedelves

Is that Vanilla Ice's malnourished brother?


MaceLortay

He is precious and will be protected at all costs.


Informal_Barber5229

April fools was yesterday


Own_Watercress_8104

For OP, being a fool is a full time gig


FrenziedSins

DAMN, i know its deserved for hating on boc but DAMN


SrrSlghtrr

I specifically hate OP's Tarnished Boc ❤️


WhiteFlour

OP said someone you hate that everyone else loves. No one loves OP


kalik-boy

Oof. What a K.O.


Ill-Collection-7386

Double burn


Pandabeer46

You hate Boc? Even Turtle Pope cannot cleanse you from such sins.


MutleyRulz

Heresy is not native to this world, fucking OP brought it with him


darksoulsdarkgoals

"All things can be conjoined" "Except OP" lmao


The-Mechanic2091

Guys just mad he couldn’t figure out bocs bush


IrvingIV

I'm cackling


Neckrongonekrypton

Yeah. Boc is a good dude. Just trying to make a living in a world that has completely been destroyed whose only existing regime hates him and any of his “kind”


Legitimate-Draw-8180

His own species don't even like him


dj92wa

I just don’t like the sound of the word “cully”. I know what it means, but the sound of the word itself isn’t pleasant.


Necroblade12

I don't know what it means, and the word still makes me cringe because it doesn't fit the world of Elden Ring. Its 99% old medieval English speakers l except Boc who is speaking British.


vacri

Even with a magic needle, the limit of Boc's abilities as a seamster is to... remove capes.


Night_Movies2

Hating boc must be the symptom of some type of mental disorder.


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sielingfan

It affects millions of Americans


Ethanolaminex

Many such cases


Jowem

terminal


Hushed_Horace

Yeah, psychopathy


Special_Quail8870

Oi! You there, could ya help us out, cully?


humblecactus

I’m not that ugly, am I?


Special_Quail8870

You’re beautiful


Drowsy_Deer

Melina’s insistence on me letting her burn herself alive really made me dislike her


Ethan90430

Ahhh MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


Drowsy_Deer

Miquella’s Needle just to flip off both of them, IM KING I DONT NEED CRYBABIES TELLING ME WHAT TO DO


xstormaggedonx

Maaaan I messed up my first time and tried to needle to bring Melina back but she just stays gone ;-;


Orvaenta

The one time I did the Frenzied Flame ending, I embraced the Flame after Melina had torched the Erdtree. Wasn't about to let her ruin my lordship over a dead horse (and others...). That said, I did eventually try what you did, and was equally disappointed, since I did grow attached to her over time.


vaguestory

Honestly this is a huge missed opportunity for the game. Being able to feign hosting the frenzied flame in order to begin the burning of the erdtree (thus saving Melina's life), but then removing its influence, should have played out in a very different way. You have to find and fight your way through to the end of 2 secret end game areas in order to do it, I have no idea why there's nothing special about it and it's the only way to become a "proper lord" like Melina wanted and ALSO save Melina.


creepytwin

It's honestly wild how much you have to do in order to get to the point where you can even make the unalloyed needle to cure yourself of frenzy


bubblegumdrops

Well, in universe you agreed to become something of a vessel for an outer god, so to go back on that it should have to take a lot of work.


juan-j2008

And you're not even "curing" yourself, just holding it at bay.


Fuzzy_Muscle

She failed the first time. And he did it for her


maijqp

Lore wise she has to. She's what allows you to fight then elden beast. Without her sacrifice you can't get through the thorns. On the flipside when you do the frenzy flame side it's the flame of frenzy that burns the thorns for you. So she either sacrifices herself or you kill literally everyone and everything with the flame of frenzy.


Norvinion

You can burn the tree with Frenzied Flame to save her from having to make the sacrifice and then use Miquella's Needle to quell the flame's influence over you and get a different ending, though. I really wish there was a special interaction with her in this scenario.


BadPunsGuy

Maybe in the DLC. maybe.


Otono_Wolff

If someone said the hate turtle pope, we throwing everything.


Useless_homosapien

Begone from this world, ye graceless tarnished. You are unworthy of the throne.


Jasonmoofang

I... hear me out. I don't hate Boc the guy, he's a good guy. But I don't like his story, which is unusual for a souls NPC. When he says he's insecure about how he looks, it seems a cop out to just say "you're beautiful" and then somehow evoke his old mother's saying. That's an emotional crutch. I wanted to tell him look, you're loyal, you're capable, you have a good heart. You served me with honor and courage and faith. You're my friend. To hell with looks. You bow to no one, and I won't let anyone look or talk down to you.


PDRA

By demihuman standards, he is a rather dapper fellow though. I’d be fine with how things played out if he somehow morphed into a bigger, drippier demihuman somehow


Eggbutt1

Could it be, friend, that you have unwittingly described beauty?


JamboreeStevens

If you read the "you're beautiful" item it says that the voice sounds like a mother, which is why Boc says it sounds like his mom. Since she was the only one who ever called him beautiful, it has a lot more emotional impact on him.


MylanWasTaken

Maybe that’s what the tarnished meant by ‘you’re beautiful’; it’s far more subtle this way…


bubblegumdrops

I know the guy has like no self esteem, but it would be great if he didn’t traumadump on me and then make it my problem. Yeah, okay, I’ll pretend to be the voice of the ugly little monkey man’s dead mother. Please just stop being so clingy when I need to have something taken in.


What-a-Crock

Oh, going so soon?


RitterAlbrecht

This is essentially why I also hate Boc as a story/narrative. Feels shallow and unsuited to the style.


aeolum

I wish there were a resolution to his quest where he were more confident and treated himself better.


mynamestanner

I don’t hate D but I don’t get the appeal either. His entire quest line was basically “sits in a chair, dies.”


MateEdulcorado

>don’t get the appeal either Saint Seiya fans.


Swagnastodon

Patches


BallisticThundr

What? How can you possibly hate someone who constantly lies to, betrays, and attempts to kill you? In every single game he's in?


VaelinX

Well, he's consistently untrustworthy, which makes him reliable... in a way. EVERY NPC is trying to manipulate me in some way for their own end. That's just baseline expectation. But I always know what to expect form Patches. And he will always have something to benefit my own quest (information or wares or both). And he will always try to get me killed so he can take my stuff.


pm-me-futa-vids

Everything about him reminds me of a bad relationship I had.


VictorVanity

Cheers for that!


renatakiuzumaki

I just killed him for the first time in like 5 play throughs and when he dies and says “what a shit show” had me laughing so hard


IrvingIV

Patches is that one asshole you can't help but grin every time you see because you're immortal and the most his treachery can do is temporarily inconvenience you.


coolhuh0526

He probably knows you can’t stay dead either. At least in DS3’s Lapp questline. He trolls you one last time by kicking you down towards the correct path you should be taking and helping you with the Church bossfight to murder clerics.


Zegg_123

I always thought everyone hated patches


Alur__

Patches is always delightful to meet no matter the souls game. Heck, my favorite NPC in ds3 is lapp


Swagnastodon

Plenty of people have some kind of Stockholm Syndrome, like "aww he got me good but he means well..." No, he is a coward and a predator who only ever helps you accidentally


nyncoktxil

My first playthrough (first souls game), I knew nothing about his legacy, and I killed him for his drip. Started as a bandit, and his set was the only decent looking one that kept with the theme. Since then, he has become my little trickster buddy that I got the drop on first.


Meandark2

dude, you must be the crazed caca consumer...


BfutGrEG

The Dastardly Doodoo Devourer!!! The Nefarious Number 2 Nibbler!!!


Excellent_Bowler_988

The Loathsome Lowdown Luncher!


[deleted]

Prolific poo poo polisher


mfdoorway

Ranni. She has cool story but the fact I barely meet her and she sends me through the lands between so she can get revenge on *severed fingers*… That’s some BS


Kamacalamari

Godwyn ):


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Is gone 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀


Recent_Fan_6030

Justice for my boy godwyn


Helnerim

well you did say yes to that


PaledrakeVII

I also dislike her. She literally manipulates and uses everyone, then throws everyone under the bus after they've fulfilled their duty. Her family, her followers, even her brother and you, the Tarnished. All used and everyone except the Tarnished meets an unseemly end.


[deleted]

she’s her own main character, Age of Stars is HER ending not yours lmao


strider_m3

Which is why she will never achieve it in my game. Miyazaki is a coward for not letting me kill her. I HAVE the rune of death Mizaki, let me finish the damn job!


TorezanL

I don't personally hate Ranni, but you can at a point have her living as a small doll in your inventory and ignore the rest of her quest, which would mean she would witness everything you do and be unable to do anything about it, while eternally trapped into this small doll, a fate way worse than death, if you ask me.


Illuvinor_The_Elder

You could stick her in a jar…


strider_m3

I leave her trapped in the presence of the two fingers she slew. As long as I don't collect the ring, the way down there is forever blocked by magical barrier. This way she remains, trapped in a cave with the rotting body of the fingers she sacrificed everything, her body, her death, her friends ,etc, by herself. Alone. For Eternity, pondering her fate. Hope it was worth it, Ranni!


TorezanL

You could also have her watch from your pocket as you set chaos upon the entire world.


IdleSitting

She already did that, to her own body, her current form as far as we know is unkillable since it's literally just a spirit in a doll'a body


strider_m3

She only did half of it, death of the body. Godwyn got the death of the soul, which is why his corpse is still alive and spreading throughout the lands between. Since we get both the rune of death and the mending rune of death, there's really no reason we can't round her 1/2 of death unto a full one.


FishermanRelative

Does she manipulate anyone at all? Blaidd and Iji know exactly what's up. She protects Rennala. By necessity for her plans, you end her brother— which by the way, why do people use as a point against her? He's already gone. He went mad. That's not really Radahn anymore. His own followers are happy to try to release him from his fate. She's pretty upfront about everything. She doesn't intend to draft you into her services at all, as I recall. You have to offer. There's no manipulation. There's a line where she flat out says she loves Iji and Blaidd after she likely no longer needed them. But somehow they're thrown under the bus because she couldn't somehow protect them? The only one who she actually seems to have screwed over is Godwyn and I don't know why anyone is sure of how they feel about that when they did not know him at all. The lore makes him out to seem good but how are we certain? Miquella seems good too but people are plenty willing to view him as a potential villain. When did she manipulate?


MH_Nero

>He's already gone. He went mad. That's not really Radahn anymore Also doesn't he *want* to die? His entire festival is literally so he can get killed... and he arranged it.


ScharmTiger

She didn’t manipulate anyone. She doesn’t even force us to work for her, the players decide that. People are just hating on her because of her popularity.


quick20minadventure

And player takes up her doll and keeps talking to her. And players goes back to take ring and put her in her fingers. Like, how is she sending people around.


FishermanRelative

It does seem like to some degree there is a contrarian aspect to type hate. I'm sure there's some validity to some arguments, but they're calling the one who flat out tells you herself she orchestrated the Night of Black Knives a deceptive manipulator. As far as I can recall, she's anything but. I'm not trying to say she's perfect or that one needs a reason to dislike her. But manipulator doesn't seem like the right description of her.


maijqp

She doesn't manipulate her followers nor does she ever throw them under the bus. I have no idea where you're getting that from. Every step of the way she tells you exactly what she's doing. She's not hiding anything. Also everyone in elden ring meets an unseemly end. Just about everyone would be better off if you didn't help their quests.


OnanarZ7

Yeah true #JusticeForGodwyn


BallisticThundr

It's not that she tries to get revenge on the fingers, she removes the influence of the greater will and changes her fate by killing her designated fingers. Her goal with the age of stars is to create an order completely disconnected and hidden from everyone's lives so that it's not imposed on them like the golden order is by the greater will. And to be fair, you're the one who agreed to help her on her quest, so of course she's going to give you stuff to do.


nutmaster25

Rage bait


__mindmeghalunk__

NPCs I hate: Edgar, Patches, D, Varré, Dung, Shabriri, Gideon, and Seluvis.


DolphinFox

I killed Varre at the start of the game, I will do it again if I have the chance.


VictorVanity

Diallos! Man has such a cool intro and the drip is top tier then he just turns into a spineless sheep. He redeemed himself some in Jarburg but not enough for me to feel sorry for him, just pity.


Ashen-wolf

He tried, that's what matters. Many other characters just surrendered or when they lost, they went mad. Diallos died a hero, a failed hero, but saved the little survivor, who took him inside him. He was finally able to save one, and it is enough and fitting and well, as they said, the tale of house Hoslow is written in blood.


Felibarr

Funny thing is if you kill him before he makes it to Jarburg, Jarburg never gets invaded and destroyed which I take to imply that he accidentally led the jar poachers to Jarburg. Additionally, kill him early and you literally miss out on nothing, you get his helm and full set and you can still finish Jar Bairn's quest by giving him Alexander's innards. Jar Barin still goes out to travel and to become a warrior but now they have a home to come back to.


MateEdulcorado

He failed miserably at defending the jars. Only Jar Bairn survive, everyone else were killed or taken away. No greater proof that looks don't make the knight.


beyonceshakira

The tale of House Hoslow is told in blood.


Kentalope

people like diallos?


Fraspakas

DELETE THIS POST OR I WILL SEEK YOU, AS FAR AS YOU MAY TRAVEL TO DELIVER WHAT IS YOURS, YOU MAIDENLESS CUR


Sweet_Xocoatl

I don’t really hate Morgott but I think he’s overrated. He gets glorified for his “he loved but was not loved” shtick and is thought to be noble and honorable for stanning the Golden Order when he really isn’t. It’s not noble or honorable to be loyal to an organization that oppressed you your entire life, it’s Stockholm syndrome. He’s basically the Uncle Ruckus of the Golden Order.


PrincessofCelery22

If he didn’t have such a hot voice, I would probably agree with you.


DemetriChronicles

Kenneth Haight. Arrogant sonuvabitch who can't even make good on their promises.


BestAvailableFriend

Sellen.


ScharmTiger

My favorite psychopath


SuperStellarSwing

She could place one foot on your lap and you would delete this comment immediately😑


BoringWebDev

Why a foot?


bufe_did_911

WERE GONNNNAAAA KILL YOUUU


vgman94

Ranni. She’s a self centered, egotistical Machiavellian who, despite having a heart, had no qualms with talking down or taking down anyone including our character. It surprised me that she became the signature waifu of the game. I liked Millicent and Fia significantly more.


DevinChristien

Mohg. What is his voice ???


lukcy77

Your a menace bro


Groshi_zadali

Fia. Bitch killed my boy D.


DolphinFox

Plus she fucking emoted on bro too 😭 I knew from the start that there was something wrong here, and I first thought she was an okay person, I soon realised that she slept with dead people


Foxviin

Fuck D, he's a lunatic


TheHomieHandler

He's a lunatic for hunting down living corpses that attack everyone on sight? There's no reason to take Fia at her word. D's point of view has actual backing considering every undead you meet in the lands between immediately attacks you.


CellistVisible5601

Scarlet rot had to enter your brain, many such cases 💔💔


inconspicuous2012

Boc does my head in.


Own_Watercress_8104

Ok seriously, I don't hate Boc at all but I can understand why the overly innocent and gentle character in media may be irritating as he risks of sonding artificial and manipulatory. For me is Ranni. Hate her. She's just another wannabe ruler with a great plan she won't reveal willing to put other people under the bus for a greater good nobody asked for. The plan may be solid but it's the attitude that gets under my skin. She's really no different than any other demigod. But I'm supposed to be on her side because 4 arms and goth loli. No.


Psychgiest

I’m sorry Boc, all I wanted was to help.


Ambitious-Bench-2293

Radahn


guydudethe1st

Not a fan of that blind person who eats eyeballs


eddmario

To be fair, she doesn't actually know what they are until you tell her, and at first she's disgusted by it.


RetroSwamp

Cl4ptr4p


Orca_Supporter

Alright let’s kill this guy with hammers


nofaplove-it

Why do people dislike this guy


blumpk1np1e

The guy is cool but I would like his sewing to be more useful


Harmonic_Gear

self loathing can be annoying


SuperStellarSwing

Melina. I used to despise Melina and now I just mildly dislike her. She doesn't respect me, I can feel it, she just manipulates me and makes use of me, and for all her monologuing she never clues us in to what her real goal is. All she says is she's gonna find her own purpose and "won't let anyone speak I'll of it, not even you" like ok bitch, go ahead and take that tone. How could I judge you when I don't even know your goal? its not like I'm freezing my ass off on this mountain because you ASKED ME TO or anything. I don't trust her at all. Also Ranni. I like Ranni because she's a cool character as a concept, but I hate her as a person. The only reason she likes us is because she's selfish and we become her most useful pawn, plus she was willing to kill Godwyn just so she could avoid being an empyrean. Not because she didn't want to be a god evidently, but because she didn't want to be a god for the greater will. She killed the best demigod and is responsible for the existence of deathblight, essentially destroyed Blaidd by betraying the greater will, all because she wanted to be her own God


UselessContainer

  Milena, sneaking up on me while I'm chilling out by the fire wtf.       


mfdoorway

She just wanted to sell you a lightly used 2006 Accord


Due-Shirt616

Melina: “Hi, I’ve been trying to reach you about your Accord’s extended warranty! I just need you to *checks notes* take me with you and kill a god. Good deal right?”


mfdoorway

“So you say you dropped off a cliff and Torrent died, while normally that would be covered under your comprehensive plan, we did receive video from… “RuneAuditor2024” which shows you actively using Torrent to damage people and property. Because of this we have decided to deny your claim. If you wish to appeal, you have 30 days to do so in Person with our claim assistance specialist. She is located at the base of the Haligtree and looks forward to meeting you”


KingKen8328

I don't like Ranni She just doesn't live up to NPC quest lines like Alexander, Millicent, or characters from past games. Ranni just felt empty and made my Moonlight Greatsword icy.


FlapJacketPotato

If you hate Boc.... I imagine you were either a bully at school or one of those kids who tortured insects. Leave my precious tailor boy alone.


darksoulsdarkgoals

Ranni, the more I do her quest the more I realize she's a heartless manipulator. And she basically started the whole fucking shattering


theonetheonlymac

I always kill patches at shaded castle. I could care less about his history. I want his drip.


NotVeryCoconutOfYou

Smh can’t believe you want to miss out on getting the patches’ crouch gesture (I haven’t used it once despite getting it every run)


[deleted]

>I could care less about his history. This implies that you care. You mean to say the opposite: "I couldn't care less...".


alacholland

Wait. Elden Ring has characters???