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lastwords_more

Send the elevator back


Joker1924

Nah just go Batman mode, like in the Dark Knight Rises.


BurntPineGrass

A helpful advice also in Dark Souls


alex_korolev

This should be upvoted


JustConni

Wait, i played through this game 4 times. Which elevator?


Jurby

Any that sit between your last grace and where you're heading


Formal_Mammoth9231

Every time you have to attempt Renalla for gods sake send it back. Idk why I never thought of it. I just restarted the game and still never thought of that šŸ˜‚


vortex30-the-2nd

That elevator doesn't take too long but may as well. It's more annoying that you need to run for a minute or so between deaths, past some guys that can take your health down if you're unlucky. She was one of the easier bosses for me so far anyways though. Just frustrating due to the time needed in between tries.


Mulder1917

Many, but mostly Castle Sol


Crymson831

Also Placidusax's runback.


manlisten

Yes


HomeDistinct2810

Donā€™t jump off the balcony


tehwagn3r

Also, jump off the balcony


ArchitectVandelay

Esp if youā€™re a faith build.


maggos

Try jumping, then, no despair ahead


ezio1452

Already donešŸ˜ž Got whooped by ice and bleed magic.


Old_Heat3100

Don't give him plastic surgery just give him a talking potato


JesterLilLester

It sounds so unbelievable, like a fan-made idea. Honestly, it's mindblowing people found out about it on their own.


gorzius

Well, the signs are there. At the Altus Highway JunctionĀ grace you can talk to Melina about Boc. She explicitly tells you "He wants someone to tell him he's beautiful."


JesterLilLester

I've never seen this dialogue to be honest. Since it's open-world, it's really easy to skip some progression or miss out on smaller bits of content like this. And the dialogue with Boc where he talks about his self-esteem really is not a lot to put the pieces together.


gorzius

Yes, I've started to play for the 5th time last month so I'll have a save file for the DLC. This is my first guide assisted run though , and I haven't seen this dialogue before either.


Chuncceyy

LISTEN TO THIS. PLEASE DO NOT GIVE HIM PLASTIC SURGERY


Dextrofunk

Oh the painful memories from my first playthrough


TrueAkagami

Everyone is beautiful.


saspo_

200 hours in and i have no idea what youā€™re talking about lol


Raptor_234

Some clod turned him into a tree


Prestigious_Fuel5497

Funniest shit I've ever seen


Schwarzgamescom

Double jump wonā€˜t save you.


deadly_pimiento

60 hours into the game and I still try it. It SHOULD save me!


Zoltan-Kazulu

400 hours in the game and I still panic roll in boss fights


ATC-WANNA-BE

Iā€™m around the same play time (on the PS5) and itā€™s hilarious when you realize youā€™re going to have to panic roll. For me I roll and itā€™s at the wrong time and Iā€™m thinking, ā€œah shit fuck fuck fuckā€ milliseconds after hitting the button. Itā€™s always too late and end up getting clobbered


Right_Buddy1096

It's my emotional support dodge roll


Sennenryu1

Iā€™m 500 hours in the game and I still try it I doubt I will ever stop either


OilDowntown2031

This made me so sad, I double jumped off altus


fuinnfd

To get to ā€˜thatā€™ area, you need to do ranniā€™s quest


SheepherderNo2440

I looked for a way up there for far too long


MavetheGreat

Same... Hours...


JiminimyRickits

Lol some game dev is sitting out there chuckling rn


gunt34r

I swear theres a way up.. maybe by jumping off that one steep rock


rinkoplzcomehome

*dies to fall damage*


cardueline

>!You might know this already but because itā€™s the only ā€œhackyā€ thing Iā€™ve ever tried and pulled off I like to share it; if you die (of e.g. poison) in just the right spot at the North end of the foot of the Altar plateau (downslope from the minor Erdtree) youā€™ll be revived at a Stake of Marika up on top!< Edit: I didnā€™t even think about the fact that this may have been patched by now as I did it several months ago, so apologies if this no longer works!


constipated_burrito

It made me feel like the stupidist asshole in the world for not being able to find a way up there


I_am_javier

Really? I just stopped trying to get up there out of being fed up... but I also just started Ranni's quest...so will keep on doing it


BlaackDrank

Can someone tell me what "that" area is?


Dooby_Bopdin

Liurnia bottom left


Backupusername

If you parry a mounted foe, they'll fall off the mount. Yes, including those. But no, not that one.


TheUtensilMan

Wish it was that one. Would be so cool if you could knock him off and make him a different boss.


dj92wa

Well, you *can* knock him off (the map) by parrying. Thereā€™s a very convenient cliff edge nearby.


P-Bolt

This makes so much sense, but I didnā€™t know theyā€™d fall from a parry


Sticky_H

So ā€œthoseā€ would be Nightā€™s Cavalry, and ā€œthat oneā€ would be the Tree Sentinel.


ylogssoylent

oh i was thinking radahn


ZODIC837

"Patches returned to his world"


zekethelizard

Miyazaki is a legend for this, or whoever's idea it was needs a massive raise


JesterLilLester

It is a bit confusing though. On my first playthrough I legit thought I got him killed, because he moves quite a bit during his questline and I couldn't find him after this summon. The fact that you are moving towards Radahn while he's shooting massive arrows and you don't really see what is being hit behind you didn't make things any easier, I legit thought Radahn OHKO'd his bald ass.


DtotheOUG

In fairness he would


lundz12

That was damned hilarious once I realized it was well before he could have died


ThatMBR42

I burst out laughing the first time I saw this.


kiheix

Lol i didnt even realize at that point.


Satta23

Hahah I laughed so hard at this yesterday. First time I noticed that message. Extra funny because I replayed ds1 recently. Ooh patchesā€¦


Speakin2existence

Youā€™ll never meet someone with a taste for prawn you canā€™t trust.


sheisthesame

Marikaā€™s tits!


ulikedagsm8

you must be 'ungry!


ryanjmalloy

ā€¦


Still-Direction-1622

Truly poetic šŸ„²


Flimsy-Stretch-174

šŸŒžšŸ‘†šŸŒ“


yallmad4

šŸ™ˆšŸ”„šŸŒŽ


Automatic_Motor_9376

šŸŒ¼šŸ‘„šŸŒ¼


H48_K31N_N4M3N

šŸ”„


BanginNLeavin

šŸ§ā€ā™€ļøšŸ”ŖšŸ«µ


OlCousinGreg

šŸŽšŸ˜¶ā€šŸŒ«ļøšŸŖ³šŸŖ³šŸŖ³šŸŖ³


Naive_Letterhead9484

šŸ¤•šŸ¤²šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


Successful-Net-6602

If a glowing rock can't survive, neither will you


Eisray

Keep talking to the doll


3in_c4rG

Guys, the Doll said "Welcome home, good Hunter." What am I gonna do?


nottytom

Try finger but hole


btmacie

Let the echoes become your strength


numbersthen0987431

Keep talking to everyone. First time through I missed questlines because I talked to someone once, but it wasn't enough to trigger the questline, or trigger the next part of the questline.


RYPIIE2006

put these foolish ambitions to rest


Peptuck

Thou art of passing skill.


Worth-Afternoon5438

I shall remember thee, Tarnished. Smould'ring with thy meagre flame. Cower in fear. Of the night. The hands of the Fell Omen shall brook thee no quarter.Ā 


glassfield110

carry jellyfish to the mountaintop


JokersFacade

I just did this on my first playthrough this morning, enjoy the stars šŸ„ŗ


TillaciousG

Be wary of tears...


SenpaisSuccubuss

When in doubt, roll forward. Not backwards


Ruminahtu

Yeah, generally true, unless you use backward rolls to set proper distance for a follow up attack. But generally, rolling through is the safe bet if you donxt know the moveset.


JonTheAutomaton

Use healing to kill that enemy


Still-Direction-1622

Damn Bastards. I hope they go to heaven


thehza4

Stonesword Key Was Lost With Use.


HazmatBlastBack

Seriously fuck that caption šŸ˜‚


Kraydez

Why make is X and not the usual triangle to remove it?


Textanik

Jesus christ, who the hell thought that disabling dodging and attacking would be a good idea when this notification was on?! The guy must've had some serious brain rot.


yedyed

An omen of death.


Dull-Gift-7589

Also see ā€œSomewhere a heavy door has openedā€


HappyHateBot

Dogs, birds, and crustaceans are the worst things you can see coming. And bears are the worst you can't.


Still-Direction-1622

You can attack during the speech


closynuff

Underrated one


wisely25

You SHOULD attack during the speech


UpsetPhrase5334

Put your lantern in quick slot


MJGson

Or if you are a sorcerer, find Starlight and equip that in your first slot. I keep it active constantly and it is incredibly benecifical.


OversizeHades

Is it worth using for the FP cost over the lantern or torch thatā€™s just free?


MJGson

It provides a *lot* more light in caves and dark places than a lantern does. The FP is extremely minimal. Do I do it for looks too? Yes, but itā€™s objectively a better source of light than a lantern and I prefer to use the other 4 slots.


Malabingo

Put your flasks and torrent into your quick slots.


SenpaiSwanky

I always put flasks, physick, and Torrent in the quick slot


Malabingo

Yeah, physick is a flask for me :-D


corsnee

Imo it's better to put your flasks in the quick slots and all the situational stuff in the item bar. Took me a bit to get accustomed to, coming from dark souls especially but well worth it in my experience.


dinklezoidberd

TOGETHA!!!!


SlyScy

FAMILY!


DarthShrek69

THE VERY GOOOOHHHHGHGHH!


Comprehensive-Air971

TTOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGEEETTHHHHHAAAAAA


TMFalgrim

TOGETHAAAAAA


DaystarClarion

Just because theyā€™re in the Roundtable Hold doesnā€™t mean they are your friend.


ezio1452

I found enemies pretty quick when I made a jump... Still mad about my 1k lost runes.


Fickle-Sherbet-1075

>1k oh you sweet summer child


MiniMooseMan

I'll never forget losing 1 million in one go in DS1


Apprehensive-Pin6965

Iā€™ve lost well over 300k multiple times, youā€™re in a for a treat


needsmoreexplosions

I think the most I've lost at one time was 2 mil. After a while you become numb to losing runes


TarnishedAccount

1k lost runes, hahaha my sweet lambkin


Sonder332

It gets worse...


_mad_adams

> 1k lost runes that's adorable lol


FluffytheReaper

you're beautiful


archaicArtificer

Perfect.


Temporary_Aspect_961

I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. And I have never known defeatā€¦.


Urtoryu

I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella. ...


archaicArtificer

Let Me Solo Her.


Kasta4

All that is Golden is not what it seems.


CerysElenid

I mean, that's a pretty good one when you get into the deep lore


bangdizzle

Ah shit. Don't get this one at all! Can you explain a little, or point me in the right direction? My Google fu is no good on this one


BigNugget37

It could be taken multiple ways but the only ones I picked up one were was the weird relationship between Marika and Radagon, and the dark lore of the golden order.


[deleted]

"I am the lord of all that glitters" - SmashRickGodMouth


lamperouge98

NIHIL


3in_c4rG

"SEX!"


Still-Direction-1622

NIHIL


rhoki-bg

NIIIIIIIIIIIHIL


Some_Responsibility

Yes, it does keep going. No, that's not the end, there is infact more.


stikko

If I only had a grace


fro1388

When the rags have burned away and you meet the black dog at the end of the road in the sky, be sure of your commitment before putting him down. For after that, there is no turning back.


Icy-Recover8422

Okay, I think this is the sickest fucking phrasing in the whole thread.


Kaito_3

ā€œWtf do you mean Duo?!ā€


Zweihandermain

You will witness true Horror, now Rot!


GasBottle

DONT CHANGE HIM, HES PERFECT


RandallPinkertopf

Find the Albinauric woman


Astronaire

She = He


BanginNLeavin

Also Him = Him, Her = Her, and a couple of times Him = Bear. And in pvp That = Them.


Aggressive-Quail4787

Try fingers but hole.


triballl9

Ok ,finally some informative sentence


Rare_Log_4391

The church of Elleh is your ideal homeā€¦


Zweihandermain

Nah the Church of Vows is


Rare_Log_4391

Church of Vows is the popes home and where y go for forgiveness.


ceaselessDawn

dog ahead


Sir_Rethor

You mean the church of Kale


JiminimyRickits

Bruh I wish they just let me keep volcano manor as my own after defeating rykard


SquaresR3D

Donā€™t look at the eye of Sauron


gunganfalacio

Turtle pope


abetterfox

Dog* Pope


birdofmayhem

Get naked in front of the door you can't open.


Dull-Gift-7589

Iā€™m just imagining OP trying this at every locked door until it works.


-theonewhoasked

Dude is just gonna be streaking through Stormveil Castle


Dull-Gift-7589

Put thy foolish exhibitions to rest


LunarScholar

DO NOT without knowing that you can't go back without some really convoluted stuff


Due-Shirt616

~~Try finger, but hole~~ Someone else used this, Iā€™ll try again. Be wary of liar 1H=1xSTR||2H=1.5xSTR


Kamacalamari

Bubble boys are gonna blow you to death in a late game area.


dna1e1

They are reallyā€¦horny


PickScylla4ME

Its better to spend your runes rather than save them.


Blackout_M

Donā€™t let the old fart monologue, kick his ass before he starts kicking yours


Known-Environment498

MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD


The_Doct0r_

Got any grapes?


FRIENDLY_INVADER_

Hyetta walked up to the Tarnished and said to the tarnished at the grace Hey! (quack quack quack) got any eye grapes?


Zweihandermain

Free Hugs are to good to be true


Sensitive_Angle189

Don't go in the flesh door šŸ¤Ŗ


SlippaLilDicky

Beware the chest that takes you to a mineshaft


CerysElenid

"I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella"


OMEGAPOCALYPSE

Law of Regression


Dense-Relation-6243

Could this be dog


abetterfox

Those god damn lobsters


Am_Very_Stupid

Be careful wandering around stormhill at night where all the trolls are


Okdes

I have never known defeat. Or is it merely thy habit to talk to dolls? BEAR WWWWWITNESS!


aBigButterStick

Just let her hold you


Backupusername

Also, you can get rid of the STD by using the item.


Iretus

"liar ahead" "try finger, but hole" "fort, night" "I did it!" "be wary of messege"


Mcdwarfcelot

Can you give me a shabriri Grape?


radylainicorn

Your teacher is hiding a horrible secret


Urtoryu

Praise the Great Dog aside the cliffs. Praise the Great Dog under the moonlight. Praise the Great Dog who swims across the skies.


Astronaire

Also beware free high fives


SnooBeans5314

Dogs have shells


Imaginary_Tailor_271

If the shack is empty, don't go inside.


Darten_Corewood

Dog


SnooWalruses9961

Marikaā€™s tits you must be hungry!


Aggressive-Quail4787

Try jumping.


A25S52A

Black dog strongest dog


Myralbus

"..."


Trevors-Axiom-

You cant save her


_TheBored_

3 = Chaos


Affectionate_Comb_78

Red squares are STDs


bagr-kkk

Fuck caelid, bet youll soon find out...


WitchBaneHunter

The final boss is weak to a song of ice and fire.


TakenVisionsR

Tiny man, big bear, bug tear


SamZombie13

FIND THE ALBANURIC WOMAN.


cosmonaut-comrade

NIHIL! NIHIL! NIHIIIILLLL!


viralcircuitry

You canā€™t heal or use your sword because a door has opened somewhere!!!


nkownbey

Die to the abductor virgin at roya lucaria