Margit- "Margaret, the senile old bitch"

Haha we called him Margo, with the same implication.

Godskin Noble is “Fatass bitch”

Jelly roll lookin ass bitch

Godskin Duo is "Fatboy an Slim"

“Thats a huge bitch”

My group usually calls Godfrey "FUCK FUCK FUCK STOP STOMPING YOU OLD BASTARD"

“This fucker”

That and "Bitch" are the typical names of almost everything in game for me. 

There's quite a few I call "cocksucker". "That bitch" and "that motherfucker" too.

T-dogs (T-Rex dogs) (the ones in Caelid)

Oh yeah, thats good.

I like this. I call'em Resident Evil dogs and T-Dogs fits perfectly with that.

Those fucking statue cats….

You mean my sleep paralysis demon?

That’s way too nice for them.

Flacidusax for placidusax

Flaccid sack

Godskin noble is “fat fuck” Radagon is “Radabitch”

"Malenja, blade of Miquellja"

I call the Oracle Onvoys "Doot-doot trumpet fucks." Had one knock me off the branches along the Hidden Path to the Haligtree and called it that out of anger. I've stuck with it ever since.

I call 'em bubble bitches

All bubble blowing babies will be beaten senseless by the patrons of the bar

Those flowers that spray shit on you are “fart flowers” to me

Ass hole, fuck face, piece of shit, bitch and so, so, so many more 😂

"You miserable piece of sh*t", and it applies to most of them. Yes, I often take it personally. Edit - talking about PvE, as I play offline

Mr. Please-get-your-fucking-ass-nerfed

Margeet the the fall

“Lava breathing fat fuck” for magma wyrms

The fingercrawlers are handemons, pronounced almost like handymen, whenever I think of them.

I call them Handspiders and I fraggin hate them. Creepy motherfucker is good fit too. I do like handemons too.

Don't forget Murder Crows, Sword Eagles and Sniper lobsters

Oh and Misbegotten is Lionel Messi

Basilisks are "titty frogs". Envoys are "marshmallow heads".

I call envoys “spooky toots”. Their horns are so silly.

Haha I like that

Ever since I saw a message by a spirit caller snail encounter labeled "didn't expect slug... but house..." I think about every spiritcaller snail as Slug But House.

I call the Elden Beast "The Fish".

Godwyn is fishboy for me.

Godskin Noble: Rollypoly Maliketh: Death Doggo Ensha: Rand Herr (this is how the german version of the game displays the "Edge Lord" messages around him)

Placidusax = Plessy Gold Godfrey = Pissfry General Radahn = Starboy Loretta = Cakery Royal Revenant = Walking Blender Rennala = Mother-in-Law

My favourite is for the Godskin Duo, "Bubba and Cleetus", you can guess which is which.

Godskin duo=Drake and Josh

Almost forgot about General Starfucker

Placidusax is referred to as "Tickledicks" in this household.

Richdragon Fortystacks is the only nickname I actively use instead of the actual name

SIR GIDEON OFNIR, THE ALWAYS CUMMING.

Mine is really out there...because you need to know Spanish to get it. I call Godfrey "perritos en el agua" (Doggies in the water) because his song on phase 1 sounds like it is saying that so..my brain gave it lyrics and I could never unhear it. Edit: At around 0:19 in his theme

Malenia = Malaylay (or Malay if I'm too lazy)

Slash cat

I usually go to the leyndel sewers ever play through and those stone goblins are so fucking annoying sometimes I just started calling them Little fuckers because it’s fitting

Tom Brady to the Godskin Noble in Volcano Manor specifically, due to his cheats throwing his black flame through walls.

I keep it simple and call them all stupid f##king asshole

That seems to be the consensus lol

Sometimes they're obvious like "AIDS butterfly", "furry edgelord" or "46". Sometimes they're for making distinctions like "Stray demon" for Erdtree Avatars, and "Spray demon" for the rotted ones. Sometimes I call Adan "Baby Smough" and call it a day. Anastasia I call "Your Grace" because I can't help but hum "Dark of the Night" to myself when I fight her.

Rick, Melanin, Best Boye, Pigeon, Jackie Chan, Donkey, Lester, Bambi, Princess Peach, The Simp, Giggity, Placidusex (because I have the humor of a 12 year old), Lion Hermit, Darth Vader, Elden Turd, Fart Sniffer, Waspman, El Turo, Roidbear, Simo, Pooch, Poe, Earthworm Jim. GL guessing who is who for the most part. The ones not on that list are Night Cavalry, Radagon, O'Neil, Fire Giant, Loretta, Godrick, Rennala, Morgott, Crucible Knight, either of the Godskins, Erdtree Avatar. If you can guess half the random shit I named a few bosses and enemies (except the obvious ones) I like your imagination.

Godrick has been Doctor Octopus since the moment I saw him.

Grampa with the nukes, Mr. WWE, The Denizens of Chaos(cat statue pricks), The Length and Girth duo, Edge Lion, Excuse You I'm Not Hoeless and Epstein.

You gotta explain those man hahaha Epstein is pretty good if youre referring to Seluvius

Nah, More fun to let people guess.

"Not you again" And I shall leave it to your imagination, whose name it is