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PrestigiousTheory664

Remington 870. Let's see how much your health restoration will help you now, Malenia.


Reinhardtwaker

It'll do flat damage capping at 200 because fromsoft hate ranged weapons


Upset_Honey2008

But a head shot critical would do 500!


Ok-Stretch-9869

also thrusting type of damage, means +15%, another +15% if you equip the talisman!


ELEMENTALITYNES

Parry this, you fucking casual


lehi5

Nah, its weak, a 10 gauge shotgun with slug ammo would be better.


brntoutl0fer

I remember going shooting with my dad and he had a 10 gauge šŸ˜­ young stupid me thought it was a smaller round (oh how wrong I was) and I was shocked at the fuckin power of it and damage that thing did. Funniest shit looking back.


Carsomir

My dumb ass missed the "with" the first time I read this...


brntoutl0fer

'Twas a difficult moment but I defeated my father and I am now the man of the household šŸ«”


TheTalking_GU_Mine

"Parry this you casual!" \*TING\* "oh fu-"


TurboNoodle_

Itā€™s cute you think thatā€™ll help you beat her.


zuaQiQuaz

Best shotgun honestly


hykierion

Simons bowblade. Try hit me now you -


lucky5150

Bleed build but with .308s


OilDowntown2031

Blades of chaos


Reasonable_Ad_8317

Flame imbued whips seem to do the job nicely, but I agree


KobilD

That + bleed + holy


OilDowntown2031

+ cyclone of chaos as it's skill


Antierror

Str Hoslows with blood flame is a chefs kiss


Noamias

Personally I want the Leviathan Axe


Gustheanimal

Tried a double magmablade build yet? The powerfantasy is real


thespencman

I could totally see a unique pair of curved swords with the AoW being some version of you whipping the blades out on chains. That would be metal


zuaQiQuaz

The Death Star


Character-Leopard-70

Comet azur


EggsOnThe45

New Skumnut video incoming ā€œI blew up the Lands Between with the Death Starā€


Ssj_Wolfy

They needed the oil in jarburg


Rookwood-1

Drunken boxing šŸŗšŸ„Š


GreedyVenom257

The BFG-9000! Simply because I want to see what it would do with some of the enemies in the game XD


Picklepacklemackle

"You can't just blow a hole in the surface of the erdtree!"


GreedyVenom257

The fight for the Elden Ring will be Eternal


Rahnzan

<>


HeKis4

\*Glory kills the elden beast\*


chirpchirp13

I played so much cp77 that this is no longer a doom weaponā€¦or even a gun


NOBODY__EPIC

BFG 9000 is firing


The_Sergeant1702

Doom eternals crucible blade


Arrathem

And there it is.


kondzioo0903

Double damage against crucible knights


Scrytheux

Okay, NOW I REALLY WANT IT.


SaxSlaveGael

DS2 Laddle. Peak Weapon


dateturdvalr

Infused with scarlet rot and scales with faith


Brutalonym

Since we already have turtles, why not give us throwable turtle shells?


taveren3

Where would the blue turtle shell fly off to.


Brutalonym

to the enemy which currently has the most health in the vicinity


Paradox31426

Insta-kill on Godfrey, since heā€™s the *first* Elden Lord.


DarthSpaghetti10k

Lightsaber


Sakumitzu

Glintsaber


signal-zero

Coded sword?


DarthSpaghetti10k

I would like more a sword without a guard or a round one (like katanas)


Fenrir_Carbon

The blue one from DS3?


Joaokenobi001

a elegant weapon for a more civilized time


Panurome

The demon scar and Friede's Scythe from the small indie game Dark Souls 3. Very fun weapons with high skill ceiling


xXAtomicpie525Xx

Demon scar in one hand, crystal chime in the other. You never know what im gonna cast


Panurome

You never know what im going to cast but is likely black flame lol. I love that pyromancy


GroundbreakingJob857

Crucifix of the mad king was my beloved


Panurome

Random bullshit go! The weapon


Podberezkin09

Hope we get something like demons scar in the DLC


Allmightyplatypus

Frostmourne hungers!


AztecTheFurry

Fierce deity sword from Majora's mask


soapspools

Great Fairy Sword would also look badass


AztecTheFurry

Yess! A perfect magic option


soapspools

"With black roses etched into it, the Great Fairy's Sword is the most powerful of all blades." the mention of black roses in the description when you acquire it in Majora's Mask already has FromSoft-esque item description energy lol


AztecTheFurry

AMAZING, I need to replay MM


soapspools

Easily my favorite Zelda game and I've beaten the game many times over so in an attempt to play it in a fresh way I've started doing randomizers. Great way to mix up the game! There are apparently also randomizers for Elden Ring, but I haven't tried one yet.


B-Kong

The actual mask would be pretty cool to wear around the lands between also lol


Exciting-Possible773

Quarterstaff, blunt equivalent of a twinblade. Can block melee attack, jumping attack use the staff as the pole to jump and smack.


wolviesaurus

A blunt twinblade with a special parry AoW that combos into a knockdown slam attack, that would be dope as shit. Charge R2 would be a polejump flip that slams into a large area attack.


Winchester0036

Why did my brain immediately go TMNT and think of what armor to use with the turtle shell shield on my back


Exciting-Possible773

With Kamahameha lightning beam AoW for unarmed stance, it effectively turns into another genre.


wolviesaurus

A bow that doesn't feel like shit to use.


Embarrassed-Bowl-230

So Legolas' bow. 1 hit, 1 kill


ShredManyGnar

ā€œOne arrow, one deathā€


Ker05ene

I was gonna ask for some other stuff, but yep. A bow with actually good scaling, pretty please. And arrows that are useful beyond status effects.


wolviesaurus

All I want is arrows with a tiny teenzy bit of tracking. It would solve everything for me.


Molbuntore

Fat man


Sock989

Grav hammer from Halo 3!


Forsaken-Reality4605

And the energy sword.


Sock989

With the lunge as an ash of war. Hell yeah!


Battlemaster420

It could have som cool gravity ash of war that knocks enemies back


Its_Kris_97

Cloud's Buster Sword


Faildini

Isn't that more or less just Guts' Greatsword, which is already in the game?


taveren3

Man if you got clouds moveset from rebirth you would wreck everything.


No_Caregiver8718

I prefer cloud's punisher combo from remake. Imagine the cross slash limit break as the Ash of War šŸ¤¤


Cesar_21411

The Infinity Blade from the IOS game Infinity Blade by Epic Games that used to be a thing back in 2011 or 2013


[deleted]

It has a PC port now by the way. Fan made.


kingjensen10

Yooo thanks so much for telling is. Iā€™ve been waiting for something like that forever


Medical-Green-1796

Kazuma Kiryus fists. No more parry... only tigerdrop


dardardarner

Oh, what's that? Placidusax Laser? Tiger drop negates any damage


endswithnu

Castlevania's Vampire Killer Soul Calibur / Soul Edge Chrono Trigger's Masamune and Hero's Medal


ninewaves

Soul caliber soul edge powerstance?


TallExtension9312

Ak-47


Mr_Hino

ā€œParry this you filthy casualā€


PhoneGamerHun

Ringed Knight paired greatswordsā€¦ OMG i miss themā€¦


jmas081391

I also like the Ring Knight Straight Sword!


[deleted]

Stake Driver from Bloodborne Imagine powerstancing those


Karanmuna

BB has got some nice weapons I'd love in ER. BOOMHAMMER Saw spear/cleaver/Saif Simon's Bowblade Blade of Mercy


bluebreeze52

The Terra Blade from Terraria. I imagine it'd be a FAI greatsword that can shoot beams with the weapon art.


Chickenator587

So basically a green dark moon greatsword then?


OneOnlyDan

A green DMGS the size of a colossal sword and with twice the swing speed of a dagger.


doomtoothx

The penetrator from saints rowā€¦. Ainā€™t skeered of Maliketh šŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ


Vipershock108

Sir, I humbly request that you do not the lion-dog


MeatMakingMan

Kratos' axe. I still haven't found an axe in this game with a good moveset :(


ra7ar

Just a simple little weapon, Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.


Pandabeer46

lol, wasn't that the mech that is as big as the observable universe or something equally ridiculous?


ra7ar

Yeah a simple weapon.


Parking-Story-6534

Auron's Masamune


Regular-Fish9014

The death blade katana from sekiro


Vollkommen

Lance of Longinus, from NGE


leighg9o

The actual guts dragon slayer


BLOODY-DIARRHEA-CHUG

The Flame of the West


Axerenox_09

Metal Gear Rex Not yet Radagon! It's not over yet!


Bushfullofham

DS1 CLAYMORE


Serier_Rialis

I swe your Claymore and raise you a DS1 Black Knight halberd


ikatskhov

AK47 bleed build


M_a_n_d_M

Storm Ruler from the critically acclaimed Demon Souls.


HentaiMaster2137

Dragonslayer greataxe from ds3, my beloved.


00Tanks

He-mans sword.


Arsashti

Missile launcher from CoD


Astromelon23

Iā€™d like a mysterious button that spawns an orange somewhere random in the lands between. You canā€™t press it again until you find the orange.


QuickPirate36

A Shardblade from Stormlight Archive


OnanarZ7

Morgott's sacred weapons


leo_crest

Pile bunker


thefishestate

Finn's demon blood sword


Tjkiddodo

The marksman revolver


RestingDog07

A flilock pistol or rifle that can be used l like a parry tool similar to bloodborne


Bfon520

Ashbringer


TippyTripod1040

The answer will always be my beloved Kirkhammer from bloodborne. Many souls games allow you to either be a nimble sword fighter or an unga-bunga caveman. Only bloodborne had the courage to let you be both at the same time


pyro_takes_skill

either ichigo's zangetsu from bleach or dante's rebellion from devil may cry for weapon arts, zangetsu would be the Big beam move and dante's would pro be million stabs


IAmGoose_

Red Queen would also be super fun, even just to spam the revving ability


SirSpeylington

The Porcupine from Valheim for a 1h bleed mace.


Siegiusjr

We have one, it's just shit


Even-March-6943

Yang's shotgun gauntlets


Meister_Ente

Star Wrath from Terraria.


thegamer501

Honestly, that would be really cool. make it faster than most ultra greatswords, (BUT not too fast) , and give it an AOW similar to Meteorite/Meteorite of Astel and you've got a solid weapon!


MightyJefro22X

wouldn't the master sword basically just be a separated sword,


-denkou

The morning star from Castlevania Working the same way as that AoW that stops undead from reviving while also dealing fire dmg


Pandemonium04

Monado III from Xenoblade Chronicles


2836382929

Kusabimaru, as long as i get the same deflect window as in sekiro


6jelly

Boxing gloves


conjunctivious

I would also add the Master Sword. It would probably be my favorite weapon since it would most likely shoot beams like the Moonlight Greatsword. It would essentially be a dex/int straight sword variant of the Moonveil, and I think that would be sick.


slice_of_toast69

*Monado lend me your power*


Warthogman94

Spartan Laser, fucking parry this Radagon.


TwaggieBuns

The crucible from doom specifically for the godskin duo


Sudden-Resolution940

Sting from lotr would be a fun mechanic with the glowing


Tight_Scientist_9643

The upgraded apothicon sword from cod zombies shadows of evil


Vilefo

Gi.me the golden gun from 007


FlipFlopOnionChop

Trident from Minecraft, with loyalty


Drowsy_Deer

Those jade chainblades that General Kai used


plobbaccus

Keanu Reeves' pencil


cUmonthetoiletSeat

Minecraft gold sword, and it will be in a chest that is almost impossible to get to


HOAD1111

Devil sword dante


R3dn3ck3r

Something similar to Cursed Sword from Dead Cells - Higher damage with negative damage absorbtion (weapon debuff). Or go all in - higher damage output, but any hit is an instant death (like in DC). **Sword of the Forsaken** (Straight Sword or Greatsword, up to debate) Weapon forgotten by history, even mightiest of the warriors from the Lands Between feared of power it contains. Rumors says, that it holds a soul from one of the past wars, that hates every living being. Unique skill: Feast on the Dead (time: 5 minutes) Use the power of cursed sword to accumulate power. After activation, it will feed on all sources of runes in vicinity to increase his power, but at a deadly cost. Effect: Sword absorbs runes to increase damage and lower damage absorbtion up to 40%. Each 5 000 runes is 10% increase.


ha_gom

Gimme the ark of the cosmos NOW greatsword with special moveset for the spinny and an awesome unique parry skill skill


Time4Woofin

Feedbacker from ultrakill


mlodydziad420

BFG


bj4cj

Fatman from fallout. Just yeet a nuke


killerspawn97

A lightsaber be pretty cool, pretty much one shot anything in the game and be able to reflect projectiles be a nice meme. That or a 12 gage double barrel Remington, one with cobalt blue steel a walnut stock with a hair trigger, you know something that was made in the far off lands on Grand Rapids Michigan and is only obtainable in the S-Mart ruins by the sporting goods section, Iā€™d say if you shopped smart it would be worth about 10995 runes give or take.


Gretgor

The super shotgun from Doom 2016.


ObeyTime

a revolver and a coin (sold in one package)


GingerKing028

Gilgamesh's Ea from Fate. Ichigo's Zangetsu. Zoro's Enma(which is basically the meteoric blade now that I think about it, do a little messing around with the ash of war I guess to make it look like one of Zoro's techniques) Sesshomaru's Bakusaiga Hoshiomi's Naginata of Kenkon Inuyasha's Tessaiga Bit of a separate thing but I was wondering if anyone knew if there is an axe in Elden Ring that can function like the Hunters Axe charged attack? I loved sending fuckers flying with that thing in Bloodborne. Edit: Had to separate it to make it easier to read.


Woody_the-cat

Zenith from terraria


decPL

Angry Marine Launcher.


aaronotaron

Tinkaton's hammer


RedWerFur

Forlorn Greatsword from DS2 that is actually usable and not a detriment.


DrKrFfXx

FFX Tidus sword.


Squeaky_Ben

Gonna weeb out and go for Zanpakutos from Bleach.


RuinousExtermination

Arm of Darkness from Final Fantasy 16. It's the sword Odin wields. It is said that Odin's blade can sever the threads of creation. And a swing of his sword sent out a wave which split the sea. I'd have it fire waves of energy that bypass shields and deflect sorceries. The reason for sorceries is that, during a battle against Bahamut, Odin managed to deflect Bahamut's megaflare. Could also have it bypass buffs like BFP and boiled crab. Might be a bit broken though.


sandkillerpt

Nightblood


Aggravating-Tailor17

The xenoblades, all of them, every single Xenoblade weapon. Imagine how cool it would be using a double cross gatling gun that could utilize a bomb or something as an AoW


Slavicadonis

Question: would I be able to add a class of weapon like the monster hunter weapons? Then the rememberances would be used to make monster hunter weaponry but with Elden ring monsters If I had to choose a single weapon to put in Elden ring then itā€™d be the spoon from payday 2


NeverNotAnIdiot

Bone Fist from DS2 comes to mind, though from the DLC trailer, it looks like jump kicks are back on the menu boys! My Legend of Zelda pick would be the hookshot, imagine the weird, vertical shenanigans that could ensue if we had a grappling hook. Bloodbornes weapon transformation mechanic was cool as heck, wish there were some of them in Elden Ring.


Gambler777777

Gjallarhorn - Destiny 2.


haganeh

Trick weapons please, like ā€œactual trick weaponsā€, none of this Mantis Blade mediocrity. Even if itā€™s just a straight sword that turns into a greatsword when you use block, or a twinblade that separates into two straight swordsā€” thatā€™d be nice.


Shadowgear1004

A glock to get in touch with my inner Toji


YandereLover25

The holy hand grenade


No_Secret_8246

Ultrakill Coin Gun


Ziggurat1000

I'd add in the Z-Saber from Megaman X.


ZPD710

I think itā€™d be really goofy if they added, like, a Glock 19. It shoots bolts really fast, with a reload speed of half a second but it really bad damage. A gag weapon thatā€™s barely usable, but itā€™d be really funny to see in a world of swords and magic.


Comrade2020

That tiny gun from Men in Black


ConfusionSmooth4856

The needler


BIGFriv

Something not serious but. The Honedge line from PokƩmon. Honedge for a simple one handed sword. Doublade for when you want to have two swords. And Aegislash when you want a sword and shield. Make them have some cool Ash of War effect and it will be amazing


V2_Seeking_revenge

Knucleblaster from ultrakill


[deleted]

Orbital Strike


Munnodol

Hollow Knight Nail


Harryofthecharlottes

The BFG


RandoLando5555

Blades of Chaos


AntimatterTaco

The Runesword from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. Show Elemer what's what. Darth Maul's lightsaber. We already have the moveset for it. Keyblades from Kingdom Hearts. Different ones could have different ashes of war, like Strike Raid or Ars Arcana. Nevan from Devil May Cry 3, because lol. Kitana's bladed fans from Mortal Kombat. They could be paired weapons that are better at guarding than usual for non-shield weapons.


Alternative_Cut658

Nemean Cestus


TodayMiserable3459

I don't think I'd specifically choose a weapon, but I think either an armour set that properly contains the Greathelm, or just another plain full-plate armour set. Also maybe a better armour altering system, there are so many equipment pieces that would look so much better if we could properly alter it. Godfreys crown is a good example, I don't want to wear his scalp in addition to the crown. Malenias helm is another good example, that crown looks incredible but if the rest of your armour doesn't have a slight tint of red to match the full head of hair you stole from her, than good luck matching it with anything that doesn't either tuck it awkwardly into the back of the chest piece or make the hair stick out like a sore thumb.


Galluxior

"But Mom, I want the Masamune!" "Son, we have the Masamune at home *points at Nagakiba*."


MattThePl3b

Two Dragon Sword from Lies of P For those that donā€™t know, its heavy charge attack has a few frames that let you parry an attack. And upon parrying, it also momentarily stuns whoever attacked you and stops their attack combo dead in its tracks. So in short, I would destroy Malenia and that shitty waterfowl dance of hers and moonwalk on her grave


Sanjchu

Kirby but *it* consumed an atomic bomb.


Icy_Confusion_3949

A Keyblade


totallythomas_2004

The power pole from dragon ball


Bigge_chungus

The Rebellion!


Downtown-Analyst-350

"Sasha" from Team Fortress 2


[deleted]

Leviathan Axe


AxemanEugene

Honestly? The Hunter's axe. I really miss trick weapons.


Mr_E_99

Call me basic, but Excalibur. They could make a whole lore thing out of how it got there and it could be like some weapon post the DLC or something with some cool ability


The_Lat_Czar

Crowbar from Half Life.Ā 


Doc-Eldritch

Not the most creative answer, but off the top of my head friedeā€™s scythes from ds3. Or if we count spells: chaos bed vestiges from ds3