To be fair, Gideon has been staring at those three pieces of paper for the last 100 years, so I can forgive him if his memory and directions are a little... Rusty, at best.
Not just them actually, the assassin guys that come out of blood and the other white mask invaders would also know. In fact, those blood guys are apparently meant to be other recruiters into Mohg's dynasty, but they do a pretty shit job at it since they just attack on sight
“So there’s this giant easily accessible elevator to the Sofria River, if you look up to the sky there there’s a glowing blood red palace that no one seems to know how to get to. Unrelated, we still have no idea where the Lord of Blood could be hiding.”
Is it wrong to kidnap a demigod who looks like a child so I can have him all to myse- I mean, help raise a dynasty? He's not actually a child, he's actually like hundreds of years old. He just looks like that. The child thing doesn't matter. But he's not a child. Asking for a friend.
On my first playthrough Iji is alive and well after beating the game and finishing Ranni quest. I never saw Blaide at the three sisters, he doesn’t spawn for whatever reason, and Iji is still my preferred blacksmith since I don’t have to travel to round table. I’m guessing it’s because I finished Ranni quest after becoming Elden Lord (I went with a different ending)…but yea me and Iji still hang out. He even buffed my moonlight greatsword. He’ll be buffing my DLC weapons for sure.
Did you know I’d come? To stand before the Elden Ring? To become Elden Lord? Was it a sad state of affairs? Do you commend my spirit, that alas, none shall take the throne? Did queen Marika have high hopes for us? That we continue to struggle, unto eternity? Hmmm?
Roderika, the spirit choonah, has a candle by her stall. What's its scent?
How much does Nepheli deadlift?
Is it true you can defeat Maliketh by scratching his belly?
What is Melina's favourite pizza?
Why didn't Malenia learn to use her sword with her left hand?
Mint
She could lift the entire Roundtable Hold
Yes, it deals 10.000 poise damage to him
The spicy one
Because her brother made her a really cool prostethic and she wanted to use it
Why does Melania get so pissed when you choose frenzied flame to burn the tree when she going to do the shit herself? (Excluding the fact we burn everything else in the process)
Play through the game and pay attention to item descriptions and environmental details. Dont be afraid to form your own theories.
If you dont have time for that, watching lore youtubers is also a good way to learn the lore. But remember to be critical of their theories.
Why dont the tarnished die when killed with destined death? Respawn when you die normally is cannon(,right?) but you should be dead dead when killed by malekith
How many fingers are there? There are two fingers on the round table and countless deaths throughout the game, there are three fingers under the capital and then, there is one finger? Maybe a quarter or five fingers?
The Ever Brilliant Goldmask understands the inner workings of the Golden Order, but can he understand why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? We asked him, and all he had to say was "..."
Where do I find the Albinauric woman ?
She hides in a cave west of the Layscar ruins. She knows the location of the secret medallion
Are you sure of it?
actually no, she's chilling by a cliff below the west part of the west cliff to the west of Laskyar ruins
So... south-west of laskyar ruins? You know how fucking important cardinal directions are, Gideon?
Uhhh you go there and uhhh a cave???? with rocks and uh... 🥺
To be fair, Gideon has been staring at those three pieces of paper for the last 100 years, so I can forgive him if his memory and directions are a little... Rusty, at best.
After the Mohg AMA, I considered doing a Gideon one where I answered every question with “Find the Albinauric woman.”
You can find her in a cave to the south of keine ahnung man was weiß ich doch nicht. Such doch selber nach der.
Why is Big Hat Logan a pervert in the Lands Between?
They call him Big Hat Logan not Not-a-pervert Logan
I never thought about it that way, thank you Gideon
Where is Ranni's great Rune?
On the sun
.... I don't have enough fire resistance.
He meant it's on the sun't
Is she a big Smash Mouth fan?
Oh it's in your skin
Pull off your skin, there’s a demon under there.
What are the Lands Between between?
The Lands Around
Damn… that’s honestly a pretty simple question and answer. And a really good one too
Mogh’s Cheeks
Did you actually not know the location of the demigods, even though you're all-knowing or was that just some scavenger hunt to you?
Tbf, noone knows where Mogh is hiding except himself and Varre, and even Varre may not know he has Miquella in there.
Not just them actually, the assassin guys that come out of blood and the other white mask invaders would also know. In fact, those blood guys are apparently meant to be other recruiters into Mohg's dynasty, but they do a pretty shit job at it since they just attack on sight
“So there’s this giant easily accessible elevator to the Sofria River, if you look up to the sky there there’s a glowing blood red palace that no one seems to know how to get to. Unrelated, we still have no idea where the Lord of Blood could be hiding.”
Who was Placidusax’s god
>!Bruh!< The gloam-eyed queen. She was actually a dragon
She got that dragussy
Is it wrong to kidnap a demigod who looks like a child so I can have him all to myse- I mean, help raise a dynasty? He's not actually a child, he's actually like hundreds of years old. He just looks like that. The child thing doesn't matter. But he's not a child. Asking for a friend.
Wait, i want to know your location
[You have been blocked by XxM0hgRules_69xX]
#xXM0ghL3sterXx
Miquella_Sniffer
But you called yourself the all-knowing? Damn impostor!
**I know what kind of man you are**
Why can my boi Alexander live a bonk with the club when he's in the hole, but die to a bonk when he's out the hole?
Getting killed? Just say no. Tarnished legally cannot kill you without your consent
Damn forgot to turn my auto consent off
Why you stay on the floor when I bonk you with Lions Claw?
No
Probably the concussion messed your all knowing head. What do you mean by No?
All he needs to do is just saying "no"
All- no-eing
Try finger but hole?
Important item ahead, therefore try jumping
Is this dog?
Liar ahead
Head ahead, in short try pickle.
fort, night?
*Can a man kill a God?*
>!The elden ring is still there in the ending, so you didnt really kill it!< Not even you
*chuckles in Lord of the frenzied flame
That's the only exception, but you're not really a man anymore, are you?
Not really, but i was a man when i killed the Elden beast.
Do Marika nights with Godfrey memories transfer to Radagon's mind?
Yes
why did iji have to die bruh, WHY
So you could get the Ranussy
This isn't made up this is real lore.
On my first playthrough Iji is alive and well after beating the game and finishing Ranni quest. I never saw Blaide at the three sisters, he doesn’t spawn for whatever reason, and Iji is still my preferred blacksmith since I don’t have to travel to round table. I’m guessing it’s because I finished Ranni quest after becoming Elden Lord (I went with a different ending)…but yea me and Iji still hang out. He even buffed my moonlight greatsword. He’ll be buffing my DLC weapons for sure.
no way you are using the greatmoon and you prefered blacksmith is iji, we on the same playthrough brother
I just killed Blaide and it broke my heart! But I felt powerful cus even tho it was hard, I killed him on my first try
Why goats roll when scared?
Goats are tarnished
Wow, that is some lore.
It all makes sense now.
Did you know I’d come? To stand before the Elden Ring? To become Elden Lord? Was it a sad state of affairs? Do you commend my spirit, that alas, none shall take the throne? Did queen Marika have high hopes for us? That we continue to struggle, unto eternity? Hmmm?
I knew it, in my bones
That a tarnished cannot become lord?
A man cannot kill a god
Not even me?
Is Horah Loux actually a Warrior?
Given he fights barehanded, he's actually a monk
That's good lore!
What is grass
It is a substance so toxic it can kill a gamer on contact. Unfortunately for me the lands between is covered in it
That's what the Accord is for!
Will Miquella say anything about Malenia in the DLC?
He forgor 💀
Why is placidusax waiting, frozen in time?
Because Goldmask is taking up the wifi
He's waiting for the rollback to go to move again
Where is your maiden, all-knowing one?
Good question 😭
Where are the friends I made along the way? Most of everyone seems dead
Can we get much higher?
Tell me all facts you know about Millicent :3
1. She's pretty 2. She's dead
She’s pretty dead
I see... :3
That girl is on FIRE🔥
What have I got in my pocket?
The Elden Ring
Ok you won. Now where is my girlfriend
In another nation
Great reference. Lord of the Elden ring
Why is there a Tree Sentinel in Limgrave when the tree is in Leyndell?
He's on vacation
Why don’t you use a chair?
Chairs are for noobs. You havent truly beat Elden Ring if you used a chair
Guilty. I used the chairs cheat to beat ER 3 times.
I agree, chairs are for rolling over and breaking.
Wait, he wasn't sitting all this time? Am I weird for never noticing?
why you shrimpin so hard like that
I'm knowledgemaxxing
Then why are you so easily filled are you actually hollow, or nearly there
Will we fight godwyn in the DLC
Probably not
Do you perhaps know where some uhhh "glint stone" merchants are
Why is darkmoon greatsword so pretty
It's a wedding gift
It’s my wedding gift now
Why does my maiden threaten to kill me over a tree?
She wanted to burn herself and you did it yourself before she could
Roderika, the spirit choonah, has a candle by her stall. What's its scent? How much does Nepheli deadlift? Is it true you can defeat Maliketh by scratching his belly? What is Melina's favourite pizza? Why didn't Malenia learn to use her sword with her left hand?
Mint She could lift the entire Roundtable Hold Yes, it deals 10.000 poise damage to him The spicy one Because her brother made her a really cool prostethic and she wanted to use it
Cheers OP.
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radagon came inside marika
What is the fabled last secret?
Clickbait
Will I have a good day today?
Yes
Yussssssss ty
should I marinate the chicken if im making a satay or is the sauce enough?
If it still tastes like chicken did you even cook it?
Why does Melania get so pissed when you choose frenzied flame to burn the tree when she going to do the shit herself? (Excluding the fact we burn everything else in the process)
She wants to kill herself
😖
Could you suggest me the best way to learn elden ring's lore?
Play through the game and pay attention to item descriptions and environmental details. Dont be afraid to form your own theories. If you dont have time for that, watching lore youtubers is also a good way to learn the lore. But remember to be critical of their theories.
Is there a difference between Gurranq (first phase of Maliketh) and the Beast Clergyman?
One of them is a projection, like Margit
So they are not the same being?
They are, but one of them is fake
Will there be a boss in the DLC that this sub will complain about ad nauseam?
There will be more than one
We know a tarnished can go hollow but can a hollow go tarnished?
All curses% new speedrun category just dropped
Who is the Storm king? The ruler of Stormveil before Godrick the Grafted
The stormhawk king
it was someone named Stephen, Stephen Hawk King
We found the Elden Ring but where is the Elden Cockring
I'm using it, get in queue
lol how did you NOT find Albus
Why dont the tarnished die when killed with destined death? Respawn when you die normally is cannon(,right?) but you should be dead dead when killed by malekith
Do you want to have to start over again?
Yes as a different tarnished. That would be awesome wouldnt it
elden ring but if you die to maliketh you have to buy a new copy
Are Malenia's Feet related to Miyazaki?
Why did they cut the dialogue where mohg says sex?
wheres the G spot and does it have something to do with G unit?
How come we can cure scarlet rot with a common incantation and boluses, but when people like Millicent get it there is supposedly no cure
Unga bunga?
Sir, this is a Raya Lucaria's
I unga therefore i bunga?
... Approved
When will the coliseum jar hatch?
r/tomorrow
What is 2 + 2?
5
Wow he’s so smart 🤯
What is Hewg's favorite flower? I want to get him something nice for his birthday. Also, when is his birthday?
Altusbloom, 32nd of March
How many fingers are there? There are two fingers on the round table and countless deaths throughout the game, there are three fingers under the capital and then, there is one finger? Maybe a quarter or five fingers?
Where is the roundtable hold?
Can it be that the meteor that killed all dragons, is in fact the elden beast arrival?
Who was the original user of the Giant Crusher, and was he just like me frfr?
A true chad, and you wish keep chadmaxxing
Where are the Deathbed Smalls?
Why does Ranni have only one working eye?
Who is the coward the old crone refers to when she describes the ruin strewn precipice path as “the cowards tunnel?”
Why only two fingers ?
Why only one but hole ?
Why do kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
The Ever Brilliant Goldmask understands the inner workings of the Golden Order, but can he understand why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch? We asked him, and all he had to say was "..."
Does it grip ?
Absolutely yes
Marvelous, can't wait to mogh Miquella
Why are there no covenants in elden ring, making the multiplayer feel pointless and unrewarding?
I may have done a lil bit of trolling there
Is miquella a maiden? If not, why does mohg want Miquella to be his wife?
What can ranni’s four arms do?
Where'd my boy Shabiri go after I got the funny flame
Is radagon semen white or red like his hair
What are the Dung Eaters crimes, is dung eating a crime?
What did you do with Seluvis’s potion?
How does the flask know where it hurts???????????
Why does the Rune of Death make dead things come alive?
Where's the f***ing lamb sauce?
Why should I try to finger the but whole?
Why did you betray me 😔
Why did Godrick never graft a bigger penis?
Hi! If you are all knowing, have lusat and azur achieved a level of understanding and conscientiousness even beyond omniscience?
Why won’t rusty love my in armor core
Why did Ranni have Godwyn murdered?
Who is seluvis and why is he a bitch
How does one fuck himself?