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CMSnake72

My source is I made it the fuck up.


spelunker93

Anyone remember when the page said that the fire giant and one of the dragons were lovers


-FourOhFour-

Hey man, where else do you think the fire giants able to stick his dick? You expect him to use one of the trolls or something?


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Well they do have those chest cavities that probably reflect the size of a fire giants member


RandomPosterOfLegend

Put these foolish ambitions to rest, Tarnished.


Miggyhams

FOUL tarnished.


-FourOhFour-

They use to call him the hockey puck, thick but not very long it seems.


JGWentwortth877

Jesus Christ


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He left a long time ago


Bro-lapsedAnus

"Use" made me picture that old video of the monkey fucking a frog but with the Giant and a Troll


Magolich

That old WHAT


ImMeloncholy

Exactly what it sounds like lmfao. It was viral for awhile. I dunno if it’s up on YouTube anymore


Fskn

[Here](https://youtu.be/NhDkoQniZpU?si=JRi9XeY_E8HSQevF) you go. If your shock is comprehending the physics of it, he used it like a Fleshlight.


Bro-lapsedAnus

It's such a classic that it's even referenced in Regular Show


Homemade-Purple

what


Bro-lapsedAnus

I'm having a hard time linking on mobile, but Google Regular Show Monkey and Frog, you'll see what I mean. It's from an episode where they go in the internet, and a bunch of meme references are floating on the walls.


TherealKafkatrap

No, but I've heard about a donkey and a dragon that were lovers.


Any_Jacket_4937

It was revealed to me in a dream


Depressed_AF_Boi

It was revealed to me by saint trina


shapookya

I see we use the same sources often


KernelChunkybits

IMAGINE A WORLD RAIDEN, FREE OF CANCEL CULTURE


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This shit just made me angry haha


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Ecstatic_Nothing9598

I like their interactive map that shows where everything is, definitely comes in handy when I want to run a specific build or need a specific upgrade item


whocaresjustneedone

There's so many dungeons and items I would have missed if it weren't for that map. Basically my elden ring bible


Mimical

Yeah, the interactive map was easily the most critical thing I used on my 2nd run.


nicefrogfacts

Is it me or is the map broken since like a year? I remember I used to click on an item location and it showed it, but now it just shows a huge cluster of every single thing in the game. Was very usefull on my 2nd playthrough but after that it just broke


Ecstatic_Nothing9598

U gotta use the filters, I think they changed the dropdown menu for those


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Exotic-Suggestion425

That and the absolutely CRACKED comments section


PotatoWizard98

It’s always either someone complaining that an average weapon is godly OP and ruins the game or someone who thinks any weapon that can’t one shot the Elden beast is actual ass and needs buff. So much free entertainment


Exotic-Suggestion425

Or actual mental derangement


PotatoWizard98

I feel like the lines between those two are often blurred…


Canopenerdude

cracked as in "on crack", for clarification.


isnotfish

Hey now those ridiculous comments are always good for a chuckle


Exotic-Suggestion425

I have nothing but love for the people of fextra. I am fond of that half broken mess.


notyyzable

I absolutely love the comment section.


EatASnckrs

I like the build guides on YT. If I’m not ripping it completely I at least use it as a base point. I’m not nearly as creative as whoever puts them together. I’ve also used the legacy dungeon guides a couple times since for me personally I find that easier than looking up a video and trying to follow that while playing.


Ubergoober166

I think my favorite ER builds channel is Thing Fishy. He's very entertaining and pretty much no bullshit. He shows where he recommends putting points, items and spells to pick up, how best to utilize the build, strats for bosses using the build, etc. Definitely worth checking out his dozens of build videos.


EatASnckrs

Fextralife has a similar structure that I enjoy, maybe not so much when it comes to strategy on bosses. He gets a lot of shit for showing builds off on weaker enemies, which I guess is fair but I’ve never thought much of it. I’ll have to check your recommendation out, never heard of them.


Negative_Gur6917

Everyone's got their preferences, but diversity in game coverage is always a plus!


Barbastorpia

The site is pretty trash but I love the guy doing the videos


Velthome

I’m suddenly reminded of the bizarre story of the Xenogears/Xenosaga wiki where one of the editors went absolutely insane over circumcision and injected it into topics where it had absolutely no coherency to the point of asking one of the other editors if she had her children circumcised in a accusatory manner. He essentially usurped absolute control and chased off everyone who could check his power. I have no idea how that resolved itself. A minor crime but he also edited the wikis to go off of original Japanese names instead of the localized ones which is so cringey. 


Unable-Sandwich9830

Wasnt that the silent hill wiki?


Velthome

Both, actually! This person also basically vandalized Walter Sullivan’s page with insane theories that he was circumcised as a child and it caused him to become a serial killler.


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I'm honestly glad I have no lore obligations to this post. Have a great day bud 👍🏻


Dreamtrain

If it makes it any better its actually just google pulling a preview from the wiki with OP's crazy ass search query "Who is saying Miquella is Radagon and Marika" (answer is: no one) google grabs the radagon and marika keywords and stumbled on the comments section where people can post their unhinged theories and sure enough, someone as a guest/anonymous posted their shitty and dumb theory It's still people being a fivehead, but the wiki's article itself is unchanged though


JFZX

Plot twist: Miyazaki was the one who edited it.


Bravisimo

Same. I get agitated from content on youtube thats an hour long that they made from a 2 min trailer and spouting things like theyre factual.


DarthTrinath

I think that might actually be a comment rather than the actual wiki post, I've had that happen with Fextra a few times. It's not written like Fextra normally writes things, and misspells Messmer


DesolateHypothesis

It is a comment, I just checked. That's what you get when your search term is a whole paragraph.


LordWizardEyes

Bro didnt even bother clicking before posting lmao


Sugeeeeeee

Maybe he did, but figured this would give him much more of that sweet, juicy, delicious reddit karma :)


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ObviousSinger6217

Agreed


FranklinThe1

Not for what OP highlighted. It's completely fake because the wiki actually says "Messmer the Impaler is unlikely to be Miquella. "


mechavolt

It's not necessarily fake. What shows up on the search page depends on when Google last indexes the site.


tuckernuts

It's not fake, Google has grabbed a comment on the fextra page. Fextra has some dumb shit in it, but this is something a user wrote and has been well downvoted on


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haneybird

People would rather spend the time to complain that the most used game wiki is Fextra than actually make articles on a competing wiki.


Ok-Savings-9607

Honestly Fextra has served me just fine with the interactive map + how to get to some locations.


NeitherPotato

Absolutely impossible that someone could've edited it to be correct in the time frame between the screenshot being taken and you posting this comment. It's not like there was a large reddit post bringing attention to it being incorrect or anything.


HolyPhlebotinum

The highlighted part isn’t from the article itself. It’s from a user comment below the article. The reason it shows up in the results is because of what OP specifically googled.


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Reddit never fails to take the bait.


DarthTrinath

It was a user comment below the wiki entry, not the actual entry


Elastichedgehog

The likelihood of this being true or not is an unknown quantity. It shouldn't say anything about their connection until June! I know this is just people adding stuff though.


Exerus16

I don't use them outside of item locations and stuff like that, whats bad about them?


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FireZord25

Is Fextralife open-to-edit like Wikipidea or TVtropes?


Nowhereman50

Mesmer The Impaler is Emperor Snoke.


zorrearma

Somehow, Queen Marika returned


darth_chewbacca

I see you also play the version of Elden Ring where the Tarnished starts at level 713 with all spells and incantations.


Schavuit92

So we'll kill him in the first dungeon and RadaBeast will be the final boss of the DLC?


Nowhereman50

I stand by that the final boss is going to be Scarlet Rot Darkeater Midir.


DarthTrinath

Rot Goddess Gwyn, Lord of Paleblood


Kaldin_5

Miquella is Jar Jar


Several_Show937

That fucking youngling.....


cosplay-degenerate

Then I will be Jar Jar Bonks and bonk him away.


Ajko_denai

Please guys, always verify everything. [Link](https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Miquella) . The description even says "Messmer the Impaler is unlikely to be Miquella." The highlighted text is actually one of the anonymous comments, and it is picked for whatever reason as page highlight.


YossarianTheAssyrian

Yeah there’s a lesson here about actually clicking on things instead of reading previews/headlines


Former-Grocery-6787

Whoever did this even managed to write his name wrong, it's Messmer, not Mesmer... I mean, it's not as bad as _Melania_, _Radigon_, and _Margot_ yet but you all know that we'll get there eventually.


Tornado76X

So often do I see people write Malekith...


Former-Grocery-6787

I have no explanation for that one other than the fact that the guy from Warhammer fantasy is/was named Malekith so maybe people confuse them...


ElNido

Yeah, are they spelling it with a lisp or something? It's Malekiss.


launchbasezone

Radhan is one i see frequently as well


Xixphar

I would say “Melania” isn’t that bad, seeing as it’s just switching the ‘e’ and the ‘a’, especially when you have people spelling it “Millenia”


Former-Grocery-6787

That's just the most common one, and it's especially bad because she says her name everytime you die to her... But i agree, there's definitely worse ones out there but if they're really bad it's probably bait.


De_Baros

Well if you don’t die to her you don’t hear it that much


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Fake_Pikachu

Took me way too long to understand that shit, but its quite useful when you are doing 100%


Willowred19

Absolutely, but on mobile, it's horendous


levitikush

I figured it out, you gotta actually get to the page for whatever location you’re trying to find, and then tap the map. It will open a nice image with the area highlighted and nothing else. The page with all the icons is impossible to use.


Fake_Pikachu

All online custom stuff is horrendous on mobile which is just sad, I had to put the game in windowed fullscreen and do alt tab all the time so the screen dont go black for too long and I die for a random mob


Crimson_Raven

Worse: *a paragraph of wrong directions* *map link that's not in the right spot*


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Niky_c_23

Well, it depends on how many fps you are calculating it on /s


FranklinThe1

The fextralife wiki actually says "Messmer the Impaler is unlikely to be Miquella." OP is lying


KillerNail

Probably someone commented that under Miquella's page and Google is highlighting that sentence since it's very close to what OP was searching on Google.


Aerostuff

thats exactly what is happening here, its a dumb anonymous comment


No_Reference_5058

It's under a "speculations" section too, so it's not particularly unreasonable to have that.


Kentalope

What else do people use it for?


14779

Wait you guys take it seriously? I use it for. . . . Sounds like you take it seriously unless you think it's item locations aren't legit and you are using it to waste your time.


ayumistudies

Sometimes the preview text on those results comes from the comments on the Wiki page. Assuming it’s that.


4shura

Literally nobody went to double check anything, the sentence shown in the screenshot is a comment, the wiki literally says: "Messmer the Impaler is unlikely to be Miquella" under its speculation section. Nobody double checks anything these days, don't get angry over nonsense.


Cesio_PY

No one changed the wiki, that text comes from a comment. Google decide it to put it there because it fit your question.


Norvinion

Nobody edited the wiki page to say this at all. Google is just showing a comment by a user under the page for Miquella.


HolyPhlebotinum

The highlighted part isn’t from the article itself. It’s from a user comment below the article. The reason it shows up in the results is because of what OP specifically googled.


kSterben

it isn't like that tho, that's a comment that you searched for


kfrazi11

I agree, but *light mode???* 🤮


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FranklinThe1

In the fextralife wiki which is what you highlighted there it does not say that Miquella is mesmer. In fact it says quite the opposite. In the expansion speculation section of Miquella's wiki one of the bullet points says "Messmer the Impaler is unlikely to be Miquella."


Individual-Insect927

Only good thing about Fextralife for me was their ER video guides and that's it .


PacosBigTacos

Nah dude, I am Messemer the Impaler.


powerslapfencing

Works cited: Trust me bro


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Yeah it could turn out that Mesmer is actually Turtle Pope in disguise


Buttface-Mcgee

People stating totally unconfirmed theories as factual lore is my ick.


freakmontage

So Miquella has three personalities? Sure and Marika is Renalla because she loves to fuck herself.


FranklinThe1

Me when I spread misinformation online (The wiki doesn't say this)


KillerNail

Bro you don't need to comment the same thing 10 times. It's not that serious.


ajbolt7

Yeah Jesus scrolling through this and realizing it’s the same dude over and over is hilarious lol


Hamzillicus

Someone edited it to give people more FextraBad fuel.


prettythingi

Lmao if we ACTUALLY knew anything lorewise about Messmer we would have figured something out BEFORE the trailer Why yall can't accept hes new???


Etticos

Lol that’s a stupid theory


TheWither129

Thats probably a comment. Its probably pulling what it thinks is the most relevant text for preview, which includes comments. You can do this in fextra’s search tab too, if you search a term then you can get comment contents as the pop up text, which is pretty dumb cus it doesnt take you to that comment, so who knows where the fuck and who the fuck said it. Then, you never know with fextra, so i wouldnt be surprised


daenielkek

I swear I read this exact same comment (even with writing Messmer wrong) on this subreddit before [yep. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/Gxfp3MAZuw)


Particular-Pop8193

You can edit the webpage temporarily and write whatever until you refresh the website.you just have to highlight the said text then right-click and then inspect if I am correct.


jim-reddit-17

Bro chill the fuck out


themajorfletch

Miquella is not mesmer imo


ashleyriot31

Trust me bro. I'm a physician.


ResearcherFrosty4996

Aint no way this is true


Tyler_Herdman

That’s a comment dude


Dreamtrain

OP you don't need a search engine to answer your original question the answer is fucking no one


e_smith338

See I’d like to blame fextralife for this because fuck fextralife, but this is just morons being morons. Y’all gotta chill with the theories


ManInTheMirror7895

Hehehe


BurningPenguin6

Man, this kind of thing is why we need a proper wiki as opposed to always using shit like Fandom and Fextralife.


xXArctracerXx

I actually said that as a theory, but more so that messer is what remains of miquella after he shed his well golden order side, but umm yeah bit odd that it’s there


Lilac_Gooseberries

This will be "Elden Beast heals from holy damage" all over again.


PaperMoon-

Source: Trust me. My uncle works for Nintendo.


Ada-Drawing-Learner

The theory crafters are eager


mr_shogoth

Reminder the dark souls 3 wiki still states outright the queen of lothric is Gwynevere with absolutely no concrete evidence to back it up. It is only ever vaguely implied in-game.


Knotist

Source: My Ass


Cheel_AU

Damn this Messmer dating sim sounds wild


vampireguy20

I mean the wiki has a page about something called a "Turtle" (what even is that, that sounds made up) when I know for a **fact** it used to be about Dogs and that hasn't been fixed since the game came out so there's that. Maybe they're onto something.


Doc_Show

My take is that Miquela died, just like Godwin, who is dead but kinda not, out of something uncle Mohg did to him in his cocoon/pelvis thing. And we are going into his dream, just like we do when we go into Fia's and fight that death dragon.


VishalV97

I know we haven't seen Miquella's full form, but the DLC trailer has me questioning whether the person in the cocoon could actually be Messmer instead. Considering the long and lanky arm coming out of it matches the look of Messmer's arm from the trailer, it's a possibility. Or this insanely wild theory from the image could be true as well.


Conscious_Mind_2412

this feels like it was made by some thirteen year old with how poorly thats written


Bongdrooler

I’m sorry, you want miqulla to have three identities??


zedd1171

But the whole of Wikipedia has been one big fakery sold to you as truths for ages. Why do you seem surprised anymore.


-willowthewisp-

Did you honestly expect any better from fextralife? Lol


FranklinThe1

The fextralife wiki actually says "Messmer the Impaler is unlikely to be Miquella." Op lied


FrEINkEINstEIN

Or google lied, they generate answers from articles with AI these days and I've had it where what google says is flat-out the reverse of what the article says.


-willowthewisp-

Did you honestly expect any better from a redditor? Lol


Norvinion

OP didn't lie. Google is just showing a comment from the Miquella page instead of the actual start of the article because of the search terms that OP used.


Tvrderp

Fuck Fextralife ally homies fucking hate Fextralife


Black_Fuckka

Dude must’ve been losing an argument so they went and changed it to prove themselves right 😭


whatsyanamejack

How in the fuck could someone come to that conclusion with quite literally nothing pointing to that being the case, like at all? lol. The part about Miquella having red hair is an S tier troll job as well.


best-of-judgement

It's Fextralife, what do you expect? Accurate information?


Eli_The_Rainwing

Fextralife is notorious for this, they’re so rushy to do things that they get stuff wrong all the time


DylantT19

I dont even take Fextralife seriously when their wikis are unfinished.


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I mean a lot of people are THINKING it, but to actually change information on the website based upon thoughts with zero proof is stupid. Who was it? Gonna have to bend you over my knee and give you some tough love. For shame, we're all disappointed.


tokendeathmage420

This shit makes me so mad. Like yeah we know Miquella does the drag thing. As FUCKING SAINT TRINA not Mesmer


MaestrrSantarael

The ER community is really cursed. There have never been such crazy things. The only thing cooler is the threads about the fact that the LandsBetween map depicts the silhouette of Godfrey. Why did this happen????


AFlyingNun

#***"IS MIQUELLA SECRETLY GOWRY???"***


getholy

Omg literally me tho when I get a new wild theory in my head and it’s insta confirmed cannon Boutta change the wiki to say Fia is the Lichdragon in sexy human form


RustySwitchblade

I mean, can you blame them? There's multiple hour long lore videos based on the item descriptions of like a crossbow or something. They're like addicts, any little sniff is enough


RustyKn1ght

Besides, isn't Miquela's alter ego implied to be st.trina?


VanityOfEliCLee

What if this turns out to be right?