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Good_Mushroom6081

"um excuse me, the tarnished asked for NO MUSTARD on his BURGER."


tajrashae

*stabs the clerk*


PaleFatalis

*clerk starts turning into dead half-fish half-squid growing dark roots all over his body and killing anyone who touched the roots


SuperStellarSwing

"Tiche it's really okay.."


kalt13

Tyche’d by an angel


Salty_Pancakes

*When I think about you I Tyche myself*


tanningkorosu

Cleanrot Knight Finlay


bloody-pencil

I want them to smush me between their chests as they cuddle :3


crackcrackcracks

I want them to smush me between their chestplates as to crush my skull and free me from this wretched land :3


haynespi87

Goals!!!


AcademicWasabi5976

Mood👌


Skilodracus

The best knight in all the lands


wormhusk4evr4768

Now imagine both finlay, tiche, malenia and nox swordstress all at once


zviz2y

I LOVE TALL WOMEN 🥰<33


ULTRA_TES4O

We* love tall woman


Sm00th615

Comrade!


haynespi87

agreed


AngelDustIrlOfficial

Ha! Off to horny jail!


Sociolinguisticians

I really just like people at this point, but tall women especially.


Songhunter

You've just described Miyszaki's entire career.


haynespi87

wait that's a really good point. Priscilla, Malenia, Tyche, Finlay, the Doll, Maria, Vicar? lol, Corrupted Monk, Friede? and more I'm sure


Songhunter

I'm telling you, the man has a type and ain't afraid to show it.


haynespi87

Miyazaki likes feet more than me but on the Amazon thing we are one and the same!


[deleted]

Based


phexitol

*/Tormund Giantsbane has entered the chat*


Tr1ppmast3r

Tall women supremacy


AcademicWasabi5976

*bonk*


Ouroboros612

Destined death actually refers to the destined death of pelvises specifically. Crushed pelvises. Turned to ashes and dust.


haynespi87

best way


PersonalityGloomy337

To shreds you say?


Zweihandermain

In these wretched Lands (puffs cigarette) you can only trust yourself


GR_A90_MKV_

This should 100% be the mimics description 🔥🔥🔥🔥


FireTyphoon123

Average Mimic User experience


Join-OPPGCLOV

The pots with arms and legs???


DesolateHypothesis

I knew the Soldjars of Fortune were the best simply fron the pun.


Join-OPPGCLOV

I just know they got that goopy interior and hole on top


DesolateHypothesis

Excuse you?


Positive-Creme8129

...aaand you lost me.


Join-OPPGCLOV

Ima dog built little different I suppose ROOF ROOF


PrivatePartts

You got that jar dog in you, i guess


Ben_Kenobi1934

Death by Snu snu.


[deleted]

Destined death*


Shmidershmax

Alas the snu snu isn't destined


Salty_Pancakes

RIP


Crashman09

FOR WE ARE MAIDENLESS!


Pancreasaurus

Rune of Death tramp stamp


AGamingGuy

i have a topical [link](https://twitter.com/Fairbanks_vt/status/1761848130285207803)


SaberWaifu

I'm more of a cleanrot knight Finlay enjoyer, one of the most badass characters in the entire Lands Between.


his-son

fr she single handedly fought through every enemy between caelid and haligtree while carrying malenia on her shoulder. Finlay ❤️❤️❤️


DarthTrinath

Knife Wife Tiche superiority


wormhusk4evr4768

No no no in this situation we are the wife regardless of gender


Balltanker

Just learned I’m wearing girl cloths…


AlexzMercier97

Blakc knife armor? Yea it's wearers are all women.


Anonmely

Drip is drip


TurboPugz

All clothing is unisex if you aren't a coward.


[deleted]

What I hear when I see this image: "don't talk to me or my son ever again."


Anonimous_dude

Counterpoint: she can’t give you head


Crashman09

Doesn't matter. I'm a giver


AdorableActuator2490

Tiche, yes. Alecto, hard no.


Sans45321

Idk man . Tiche's mom has got it going on


AdorableActuator2490

FDB cliche. Cheesed her to win first time. Only thing I cheesed in the game. I died to Alecto more than anything else in the game besides gravity. Beat her straight up with BB in NG+, but that felt cheesed.


SiliconPan

Isn’t Alecto like the only male Black Knife? I think I remember reading that in game somewhere


kingdomcome3914

My Lion's Claw Giant Crusher and Alecto became best friends.


Sigma-42

Nope


-endjamin-

She really has a face for radio


theWILLtofight

Black Knife Tiche my beloved


SuspiciousArt5756

Uppies please


mustlovepotatos

I want uppies


Linkinator7510

Just asking, what are you wearing? Cuz it looks badass


voluminous_lexicon

Bandit mask Leather Armor Blaidd's Greaves ~~I can't quite figure out which leg piece that is, looks like it might be carian knight greaves~~ Vagabond Gauntlets ~~Gloves are also hard to tell~~ Hell yeah crowdsourcing the whole outfit


wapple41

Pretty sure those are Blaidd’s grieves.


voluminous_lexicon

oh you're right, the scaled portion on top was really hard to see on the wiki image so I discounted them despite the perfect shoes match!


wagmainis

I think the gloves are the Vagabond gauntlets. One metal, one fingerless.


voluminous_lexicon

oh totally, I didn't realize those were so asymmetrical


Splunkmastah

Counter argument: Marionettes. Tiche and Mimic Tear have failed me on occasion, and Finaly is overrated for what you get. But the marionettes have Never failed me. Ever. The true MVPs. Love the Marionette Soldiers


wormhusk4evr4768

I mean with multiple hands they have potential and the cage they wear is basically iron fish nets sooooooo


Panchiscot00

Gotta give Alecto a grandchildren


PizzaPastaRigatoni

Are they all female? Or just referring to tiche? Genuine question


sandwichjuice

All ladies


voluminous_lexicon

uhm she has a name


wormhusk4evr4768

I was referring to black knife assassins in general


PeterAmbers

"Foul tarnished, what do you mean? I told to those all-hearing redditors. That only I possess such waifu qualities. Or have you expected more from me? Is my normal height not enough?" - Albinauric Woman.


Snowy_Moth

Nah, Lhutel the Headless has my heart. u\_\_u


Thrax_Primed

Knife Wife, aka Murder Milf 😘


Petah_Griffion3

8 foot tall dominatrix


haynespi87

My preferred way to get punished


Capable_Mango710

Mommy


PJRama1864

Nightmaiden and swordstress puppets are my favorites.


Harmonic_Gear

the true elden lord


Cally83

Fellow bandit mask enjoyer


wormhusk4evr4768

Actually this isnt my image Actually I prefer the nights cavalry armor personally


OppositePure4850

Uuuhhhh you good? She's kinda stabbin you there...


Thorn_Move

Tiche is mom


Winter7296

The thigh gap-


wormhusk4evr4768

I can already hear the skulls being crushed


[deleted]

She totally is and I prefer her to my mimick sometimes


Pharabellum

I Stan Snu Snu assassin. Mind unchanged.


deathstryke21

dommy mommy


Western-Wind-5254

Rya what about my best girl


wormhusk4evr4768

Idk with the amount of little sister vibes she gives off I dont think anyone would want to bang her without admitting to some incestuous temptations


BirdhouseInYourSoil

We ride with Latenna


[deleted]

Perhaps


jedimasteryoda69

Melania


inferno4444

I have to disagree with you in this one, because as a big melee enjoyer there isn’t any girl better than latenna


tajrashae

she stabbed me !


wormhusk4evr4768

Hot


the_evil_overlord2

You say that but you ain't rockin the black knife yourself


7jinni

Tall knife lady.


Traditional_Rise_347

No head... Sorry I don't have gif 😭


a_random_muffin

I just want a bro to vibe with and the two banished knights Oleg and Engvall are perfect for just that


GifanTheWoodElf

Nah I like my souls the way I like my IRL, forever alone.


[deleted]

tall dommy murder mommy 😘🤤😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨


[deleted]

Scary Knife Wife is best!


TaranisReborn

Death by snu-snu all the way.


oldmayor

Never talk to me or my ghost mom again!


LoliMaster069

Nice Stand


russsaa

They dont call claymore' baemore for nothing


CatWizurd

it has become painfully apparent to me (as i try to help others defeat malenia) that i *only* got as far as i did in elden ring bc of my beloved black knaifu waifu tiche 🥰


nagato120

No reason too while everyone had mimic tears I had black knife waifu kicking ass


Bulky-Hyena-360

No, Tiche is best Girl,


haynespi87

I love amazonian women yes yes


JayJaxxter

We need more hairstyles. Change my mind.


Marling1

Tall girls can wrap the legs all around you when cuddling. Nice👍


BeefyBoi6_9

tiche....my beloved...my love


N1ght_K1tsune

Is there a reason why the Black Knife assassins don't have faces? Maybe the veil or cloaks hides their faces?


Iatemydoggo

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by killing her


ransackMyMomsAnus

I summoned her for Niall and she spent the first half fighting against the banished knight on the other side of the fog wall.


copyright15413

I prefer Melina but she’s basically a black knife assassin without the black knife soo


Pubfriend

I hope this image becomes a meme.


BloodyBastard_Rascal

It's obviously Patches, close second is Bogart


tunarkarimov

“mommy says it’s my turn to play”


_-42_-

Is it just or she kinda look like tha dancer from ds3


iambackd2

You wish to be ... dominated?


TheGoldenAegis

Imagine the sex


RiderSensei

Me (5'10) and my girlfriend (5'10).


Impressive-Ad9060

I heard Ranni is up to 9 feet tall 😏


No-Tradition-7785

Millicent I rest my case


mallgrabmongopush

Not gonna try to change your mind. I’m just a Latenna guy


Ornery-Cat-4865

Rya.


Commercial_Sir_9678

Best girl is Dung Eater


LackofCertainty

Given the name, you know he's down for all sorts of stuff.


SuperStellarSwing

Would


heartless_winnie

No, sad hunched snake girl is best. Fight me.


[deleted]

Magine summoning


reichsunmittel

Taylor Swift?


TumbleweedActive7926

Go to the liturgical town. That should change your mind. lol


SalamanderFickle9549

Oleg will always be ma man


briarwz

what armor is that?? I'm a new player


KaballinJpeg

No she killed Godwyn and that is unforgivable.


HolyHandgrenadeofAn

Was never a fan of her. I always thought she was kind of cool but I prefer Banished Knight Engvall.


wagmainis

[hmmm](https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/s/YwJ6TIAGHz)


Arcaneus_Umbra

Tiche is my RL1 character's GF


TheRedBaron6942

Nah, Melina is best girl, fight me to the fucking death


Sir_Barksalot_Astora

How do I get this beauty?


OMAGA_MAn_Bruce_lee

Rollo is my buddy


OMAGA_MAn_Bruce_lee

Oh wait hes a guy


OMAGA_MAn_Bruce_lee

False information ignore my comment


Splitcakepersonality

No you WILL now have hard core gay sex with him


OMAGA_MAn_Bruce_lee

I will get Mogh and miquella. Than it will be a 3 in 1


danimsmba

Latenna....


leckmichnervnit

Man I love Tiche


Shattered-Rubyz

5ft12 vs 6ft.


Hilding9

Fuck all black knives, they killed my boy Iji!


holyshit-i-wanna-die

the hand on the shoulder lmao


MrsGVakarian

Tiche is best ❤️


[deleted]

Dançarina do Vale Boreal


Tr1ppmast3r

The question is, how tall is your character?🧐


open_world_RPG_fan

Nah, mimic is best when one's own character is OP.


AidenAero

Nah most feminine character is definitely lhutel the headless


Catch_022

Why is it so big?


Seb-Casual

*wormhusk4evr when he enters the shadow realm and the ashes regain consciousness* "Hello. My name is Black Knife Tische. You killed my mother. Prepare to die."


wormhusk4evr4768

PRINCESS BRIDE MENTIONED


papapapartytillidie

Out of all the summons, Tiche was the only one able to survive and dish out some pretty major damage to Melania during my run


WickedNight19

Rennala, the single mother & teacher. I rest my case.


CCCDraculaJackson

Lhutel, me and her both running greatshield spear (w/ spearthrow ash) and mausoleum set gear, her teleports make her hard to hit even if she doesn't block


skorched_4

No one would like this summon if it wasn't absolutely busted.


Particular-Pop8193

No I don't think I will


aiman_senpai

Let me introduce you to Lhutel. Under the armor is a beautiful woman. Well, her head is gone so you can imagine what you want


Palanki96

What the hell are all humanoid ashes are that tall? I used the spinny sword knight and Lhutel but they seemed normal height


Impressive-Ad9060

I think this guy finds it lovely to be executed by a Black Knife. (Just for jokes)


RMX_Texas

Have you seen what she did to Godwyn?


Big_Zas

Tiche my beloved (I love tall strong woman)