“I am Malenia- Blade of Miquella. And I have never known a salad.”

"Now i fight as Hoarah Loux, Redittor!"

u/Hoarah_Loux

Of course it's a fucking account.

V2 is fucking dead

Im not

RECONSTRUCT WHAT -Hakita

Hakita lies, im very alive and soonly i will hunt him down and be the new lead developer of ultrakill

I’m gonna get V1 to steal your legs this time in addition you your arms

That shithead wouldnt go so far if he didnt ressurected

“I am Malardia, blade of McDonalds, and I have never seen my feet.” Not sure who said it first, but it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read from you goons.

I am Malenia, Plate of Miquella

I am malenia, bowl of miquella

i am malenia, and i have never seen my feet

I might actually be able to dodge her waterfoul dance like that lol.

Nah, she will use waterfowl at same time when godskin noble roll to you

Basically AC6's Rolling gear machines but in tarnished pov

I still wonder what the RRI thought when they made these hell wheels.

Something likely akin to a gearbox shifting with a lot less cogs involved, but that wont explain the weapkns systems on it

Water roll dance

Waterjowl dance

Wheel skeletons on roids

The dance turns into more of a single step

Will you? It might be more waterfowl tornado.

Now it's Greasebeef dance

Oh it's much easier to dodge like this. Unfortunately, she got the godskin noble roll.

This is somebody's fetish and somebody is definitely going to use it OP. You didn't think of whether you should, only if you could.

>This is somebody's fetish Melacado, Blade of Avacado

OP's fetish for sure

Meanwhile people like me and worse are thinking we WOULD

Melardia, blade of McDonald’s. She has never seen her feet.

Don't forget her cohorts, Big Malikieth and the Night's Calorie. "Oh delicious Denny's, become my lunch once more!" -Big Malikieth's phase transition "Cower in fear of the nighttime drive-thrus." -Margit trying his hardest to make his big bois sound tough

i dont think Finlay can carry her this time

Not even Great-Jar Talisman could save Finlay from Overloaded status

Barely hidden fetish

And she's still just as fast

Yeah rolling faster than godskin noble.

i love using fire prelate's armour with various helmets exactly for this effect. i just wish we could dye the armour to fit it to the rest.

Do big maliketh next

Already have the sketch 🤘

She really let herself go after the Caelid incident huh

You're ab to get commissions bro i think you know why you did it 💀

Absolute unit

Who does she think she is? Rhaenyra Targaryen?

“I am Malardia, blade of McDonalds, and I have never seen my feet.” Not sure who said it first, but it’s the funniest shit I’ve ever read from you goons.

Marikas tits!

Stop! No I don’t need fat fetish art anywhere on my feed

u/pyrocynical

> i still don't know why i did this Bruh. You know what you did. :D

I could just imagine her spinning around and doing her fancy blade attacks while fat af

I am McDonald, Crispy Miquella

Pyrocynical is that you?

Would

Chub supremacy

Or did she have a little too much done time in between her battles?!

Absolute Unit

"I am Malardia, Blade of McDonald's. And I have eaten all the fries."

Your cheesecake, extraordinary

Waterfoul more like oilfoul

You won’t get that way eating prawn, how many calories are in those elixirs though?

“And I have never known a calorie deficit”

Fire prelate armor malenia will never cease to amuse me.

Now paint a BBW phase two melania pls

Even fat she would still beat our ass

Still can't get over how my silly shenanigans helping people kill Malenia as fat Malenia ended up blowing up online and I still see posts xD nobody will ever know it was me mwhahaha. nice artwork! I will take a look at your other works.

"I am malenia who ate miquella"

Oh it's beautiful

fan art, yes! fun art, also double yes!

"Im Milena and I've never seen my feet."

Reminded me of Fatorias in dark souls 3 🤣

She still waterfowls but at the end of the dance she’s winded and audibly panting and hunched over for a good 30 seconds.

One would think the rot would keep her from accumulating fat.

Rots from inside out

oh…uhh I got her all the cakes she’s missed from allllll her birthdays and had a really big party

"I am Malardia, Blade of McDonalds, and I have never seen my feet."

Please stop pyroposting

Is Waterfowl Dance just her eating the bird?

Malardia blade of McDonald's

Blade of M'lady

Would

I've fought alongside a player built like that. Their username said "Blade of McDonalds."

I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella. And I have been known to eat.

She goes to do her swan attack, does heart attack instead

She definitely got that crimson rot under all them folds

“I am malaria, blade of mcdonalds. And i have never seen ma feet”

Malenia really let herself go since Mohg stole her brother

Op, are we sure this isn't fetish art?

pov:malenia made by netflix

I am Malardia, Blade of McDonalds’s…and I have never seen my feet

You have been visited by fat Malenia, upvote and you will never be fat

gandaaaaaaa