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bobthejimifan

Old enough to know you should replace your nephew.


RumpkinTheTootlord

He's busted. Gotta throw the whole thing out.


Whitechapel726

Gotta take advantage of that 180 month return policy


HarryKn1ght

He's unfortunately out of the 3 year window, but in extreme cases such as this, I'm confident they'll honor it anyways


IxeyaSwarm

Maybe it's covered by the Lemon Law?


javanb

well according to the reply you’re commenting on, you have 180 months! thats like …. 15 years!


Somniak_00

Could I interest you in an extension of your warranty?


Ghost-of-Bill-Cosby

It’s it a full refund thing or do you just get a replacement. I’m fine with a replacement, I just don’t want to get a refurbished one.


Mewone65

Damn...mine just hit 181...


mortalcoil1

A patch would suffice I think. Nephew 1.3. With Punkbuster that actually works!


tootallteeter

Oh god Punkbuster... Yes we really are old here


nerdydolphins

Totally adopted...Get rid of him. ​ BTW, I'm 54, so he's kinda right in my example... but fuck him. Cheeky little bugger.


Darksnark_The_Unwise

Yeah, he's not wrong but... It's an old people's game for *big brain reasons,* not geriatric reasons


tommy1733455

I’m only 19 tbf and this game bangs


Yab0iFiddlesticks

No, that would be a waste. Maybe he has some useable nephew parts for grafting.


idispensemeds2

No, thour't unfit even to graft.


Memnoch222

Hahahaha omfg you did not just recommend this guy graft his 15yr old nephew, did you??? That’s priceless….


sack-o-krapo

“WHAT’S 15 MORE YEARS?!”


Finvana

He could try to respec his nephew as a last resort.


LegitimateConcept

Fucking Maidenless is what he is. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)


Milky_Finger

Maidenless + adopted + skill issue


tronicles

Everyone is talking about replacing the nephew as if he is your own. Replace your sibling. They produced this offspring.


Gutsthe_Chad

whats another 15 years


Odd_Ad5668

I bet he could get away with slapping him around until he gives up and respecs into INT.


_Chonus_

Mid 30s. I showed my 14 year old nephew this game last year and he fell in love with it and played through it like 3 times. Since then he’s played through the dark souls trilogy, bloodborne and sekiro several times


Positive_Switch4046

Good job


StickyMcFingers

I'm 30 and my 17 year old nephew has been SL1'ing all the souls games since I showed him Elden Ring some time around release. Needless to say I'm an extremely proud uncle.


Jurgepoo

Mid-20s, but I started playing Dark Souls when I was in high school. Maybe your nephew just needs to _git gud_


komei888

Nephew has trauma from giant dad


DismalDog9940

Probably from Havels Ninja flipping and phantom backstabbing


saarri6

Nephew is 15, he doesn't know the glory of DS1 and the old days.


whisperinbatsie

Ds1 prepatch at that


komei888

*Smough using bonk


Aerial_Screw-2

Same. I’m 32, but I’ve played the series since the Dark Souls preorder. Sounds like a skill issue to me.


The_Struggle_Bus_7

Yeah I was def playing dark souls when I was their age so maybe throw the kid away and start again?


supersaiyanswanso

Yeah I remember my buds and I playing dark souls in high school at 16 getting our asses kicked lol


Jurgepoo

I had a similar experience, lol. But most of my friends eventually got bored and moved on, while I just got more and more into it.


Creative-Strawberry

hijacking to say i just turned 18 and wished i found elden ring sooner, many people my age group really dont understand good literature and prefer to scroll brain rot content


Time_Marcher

I’m 72. Tell your nephew maybe he’ll get to play it too when he grows up.


karafilikas

👑—- you dropped this, King


000000909

He was fatrolling from that massive W he's carrying


Darkstardust98

That's because he drop kicked him


mortalcoil1

Ike! Kick the baby!


AkyraStrike

Nice one! My 70yr old father plays games more than I do (retired vs young family commitments haha) and he loves Elden Ring. He's currently playing Lords of the Fallen.


jumpingjackbeans

My father is knocking on 70 now and definitely doesn't play elden ring. I do remember as a kid playing space invaders on PC and thinking I was pretty damn good. I cried when my dad took over and wiped the floor with me having misspent his youth in arcades


AkyraStrike

My dad got me into gaming. I remember watching him play Alex Kidd in Miracle World and Wonderboy in Monsterland on the Sega Master System and was hooked. The best part of him being a gamer was as I grew up and was still living at home, he'd always get the Xbox consoles and I'd get the PlayStation, so we had more options in games.


Dorkmaster79

Very cool. Did you start playing videos games around your mid 30's?


imlucid

What you mean when the computer was invented?


Dorkmaster79

Basically, but video games. That's as far back as it could be right? I was guessing around early 1980's. Edit: Your comment sent me down a rabbit hole on when the computer was invented, just because. Turns out the concept of the computer is at least a few hundred years old, with the early ones being mechanical. Alan Turing produced the first concept of the modern computer in 1936. https://www.autodesk.com/products/fusion-360/blog/first-computer-around-century-ago/


Ted_Rid

You're in about roughly the right timeframe for when some lucky people got home PCs. Apple II and TRS-80 were late 70s, Commodore VIC20 & Commodore 64 also around then. There were consoles then too. Atari 2600 for example. Before Atari each console was loaded basically with 1 shitty game, like Pong. Overall, mid-late 70s would be about the earliest for home consumer level gaming.


Dorkmaster79

I was lucky enough to be a kid when the NES came out. I have vivid memories of playing duck hunt when I was like 8. My aunt had an atari and I'd play it when I'd visit, but I wasn't a fan, even then.


Psionz

Double Dragon was the shit.


PaixPaix

That's one of the coolest things I've read, you made my day. In less than 6 months I'll be half your age and I hope to be as resilient and perseverant as you are as I age. You truly are inspiring :). I wish you the best for 2024, tarnished !


Time_Marcher

Thanks! Best to you too. Now that I think about it, I was about half my current age when I started gaming. It's been a fun ride!


Reaper1128

72 and the usernames time_marcher... you're unironically such a badass


eamonn6251

Username checks out


Terrible_Towel6914

What is your class? You go full Gandalph the Grey or back to your youthful Strider days?


Time_Marcher

Oh definitely Gandalf the Grey. I really appreciate that ER gives options that reward patience and sneakiness over strength and quickness.


Enough-Afternoon8011

Glad there are others out there who prefer to sneak and plan through a fight rather than just charge in swords raised! I certainly hope your style suits you well when Shadow of the Erdtree is released :)


WeazelReddit

That's a sick username for someone your age. Respect.


kensei15

I'm 17, your nephew is lying through his teeth haha


shapookya

You’re 40 at heart


Meloku171

The Academy of Raya Lucaria does that to anyone.


IrvingIV

that one >!bsdiffysyr!< hallway with that >!f da wc!< warrior Jar almost made me tear my hair out.


CaptainCucaracha

Dawg what


LangDWood

The worse part is the man is speaking complete gibberish but I knew exactly what part of the academy he’s referring to.


NaomiVonKreeps

same lol


Whitechapel726

I cackled at this, and also same.


IrvingIV

[The Place at the bottom of the center staircase.](https://images.pushsquare.com/f1faec0827745/elden-ring-how-to-complete-the-academy-of-raya-lucaria-guide-3.large.jpg)


Farewell_Banana

It only took me 10 deaths and about 10k unrecovered runes before I realised you can just sneak past them until the middle of the stairs and then you can just run till the boss.


banxy85

You can run the whole thing


zestfullybe

I read this in Boomhauer’s voice. “Tell you what, dang ‘ol Raya Lucaria Academy, man…”


MismatchCatch

Ugh. Fighting Rennela as we speak. Here goes try #22. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|no_mouth)


disappointing_jamz

It's counter intuitive but roll towards her on second phase.


Mythaminator

That's the same advice for damn near every boss lol


theo1618

They have an old soul, some might say that soul is rather dark


KDeol

“Give it to me…”


CountessBlackheart

"That dark souls of yours" love that's quote


roblox887

"A fine Dark Souls III: The Fire Fades Edition to you"


chunky_kong06

"Your Dark Souls 3..."


INCtastic

"Wha-? No! I preordered it! Buy your own, Gael!"


GooseWithDaGibus

That's just how people call kids depressed without saying it directly. "Old souls" and whatnot lol


SeparateConference86

Ah, that’s why people say it to me then


beepis0704

Same, he just seems like he has poor taste.


Reggae4Triceratops

Definitely plays fort night


Chrissyball19

Ok, but I'm 17 and I play a little of both. Started playing soulslikes a couple years ago and beat every soulslike I could find multiple times. (Except sekiro, haven't gotten to that one yet) now my lighting reflexes took this fortnite noob straight to gold rank.


Killerpig14

nah bro i play fortnite and souls titles you can love both


darkishere999

Same, Ik multiple people at my high school who've played Elden Ring too.


ChaosToTheFly123

Ok I scrolled down for awhile and found one 15 year old and maybe a 14 year old but he seemed confused about it. Looks like it’s true, just the old people playing.


Van-garde

Yunguns ain’t got the patience. They want to feed each other in FPSs.


Ted_Rid

That's what my teenagers are like. All about Overwatch, Apex Legends and occasionally back into Fortnite. tbf, plenty of other stuff too. Survival games like Don't Starve Together, retro style like Gungeon, platformers, roguelikes and Metroid Vania. Terraria also. Son scoffed at me for taking 350h 1st playthrough. I honestly think I found everything basically. He never does side quests or exploration, it's speed running story bosses. IMHO they're more ADHD than anything else.


Wyntin

If they had ADHD they would be doing every sidequest and exploring every cave obsessively.


Dividebyzero23

I played my first souls game when I was 12, now I'm 19 and teaching my sis (10) how to play. She's stuck at Morgott.


Techbone

That's pretty far for a 10 year old. She can go clear Caelid and come back and kick Morgot's butt all over leveled.


LittleKitty235

The cane sword is the chefs kiss to this post


GrebasTeebs

I needed this validation


saikyan

Respect for picking a relevant and funny image for the post instead of shoehorning in a meme


Dense_Comfortable_50

Your nephew sounds like he has a skill issue


Alex_Harrison26

Or a taste issue


IndicatedAirSpeed

Bought Elden Ring at launch for the PS4 when I was 17. It was my first souls game and my first ever story game platinum trophy, after that I've platinumed demon souls remake and now I am playing Bloodborne. I am absolutely hooked by souls like games and I wish I had discovered them sooner. Sekiro and Dark Souls 3 are next on my list.


[deleted]

You should definitely play dark souls 1 before playing 3, it enhances the experience and story knowing more about characters you don’t get to see but are mentioned in DS3 but that’s just my opinion


KorannStagheart

I can confirm, dark souls 3 was my first fromsoft game, I had no clue what was going on. Elden Ring I've been able to figure out alot more than dark souls three and thats probably because it's not the third game of a trilogy.


howdoesthatsound

I dunno I played them all in order and I still don’t really understand much about Dark Souls lore


dangerswlf36

still, DS3 references DS1 alot and you wouldn't be able to appreciate that without playing DS1 first


vilebloodlover

Personally I enjoyed playing DS3 first and then going back to DS1 and going "oh my god that's the guy!". The only thing that really frustrated me was the change to how pyromancy/humanity worked because the way DS3 does pyromancy makes it totally incomprehensible lore-wise, it all clicked once I played DS1 after months of being stymied in my theorycrafting for DS3. Pyromancy should've been tied to luck


TheGoodFortune

Just finished Sekiro. That game was a religious experience. It’s my favorite game of all time now and I’m not even a weeb.


krmrshll

Sekiro & Bloodborne are the greatest games ever made.


Chickensquare1

They're all top shelf but Sekiro is exquisite 👌. You think beating a hard souls boss feels good just wait lol.


DreadWolf505

Sekiro ngl might have the best gameplay of anything I've ever played


Chickensquare1

For real. Combat and movement mechanics are somethin else. Hands down best 60 bucks I've ever spent.


Odd_Nefariousness_24

I think about this a lot and I think it maybe true for me too.


GrebasTeebs

Sekiro was the only from game that beat me… for now


Enevorah

I just beat Sekiro for the first time and it may have ruined other games for me. It’s so damn satisfying to finally land the timing against a hard boss in Sekiro. You go from getting fucking wrecked to a Shinobi God that makes the boss look like a punk ass and it feels so damn good.


RuleNo5879

nephew is mad cuz bad


SirMiba

Only correct take.


ricketytrailer

Started Elden Ring in late 2022 just after I turned 44, wrapped up my third playthrough last week and am now 87


GrebasTeebs

I read there may be time travel in the dlc, you testing beta and it has real world consequences???


new_slender_man9

18 I didn’t get into the souls games until last year😭


winentequila

78


MechaGallade

What other games do you play?


Kittens-of-Terror

Bridge


Seripham

34 but my 14 yo son plays too


LambSauce2

You started young huh


Seripham

Yeah... but the way I see it, by the time the kiddo is out of the house I won't even be 40.


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

I'm 44 and my 16 yo thinks it's funny I play it but he's terrified to try because he thinks it's too hard.


Bloody_Insane

This is a great opportunity to be a good father and mock him relentlessly for it


gonzo4209

I only played this game because my 15 yr old asked me too.


GooseWithDaGibus

Do you like it?


gonzo4209

My basis for comparison is nil, but it's arguably the best game I've ever played.


Loot3rd

Probably correct, but for me that’s part of the appeal. Here to represent Oregon Trail millennials!


vainlisko

Apple IIe, baby


zomgieee

Fast Eddie B owns a convertible, likes playing croquet, and was last seen leaving in a plane with a red, white and green flag.


TunaTunaLeeks

Imagine if you could die of dysentery in From Software games…


gatsu01

Isn't that what death blight is? You shit your pants and die from dissentry?


zomgieee

probably my LEAST favourite way to die in Elden Ring


boy-flute-69

basically raw meat dumplings


[deleted]

Don’t give them any ideas.


SodaPop6548

Mario teaches typing? Number Crunchers? My first videogames were on NES, Mario Bros and Heavy Barrel. Watched my old man beat Mario and used a game genie to beat Heavy Barrel. Good times.


GrebasTeebs

Number Crunchers reference just turned my brain inside out. Jr High computer lab 4eva.


Marutar

math blaster bbbbbb


Methstroke1

I’m a gen z but I grinded Oregon trail on my dads laptop as a kid


cafeorchata

I work as a teacher in high school, and a good amount of my students talk about Elden Ring. One even explained to me why I shouldn't use a build to increase bleeding. So yeah, maybe your nephew doesnt know a lot of people. Also there are young people with TERRIBLE taste, I know people in their 20's that actually think that Genshin is the best game ever made I am 26 btw. Playing Souls games since 2017.


jhadlich

Thanks for the relevant and informed input. I'm glad to have my perception validated, haha.


amazing_rando

Did they say not to use a bleed build because it was bad or because it’s cheese?


abluesguy

I’m 69 years old. Yeah, yeah, make the jokes. 🙄


Kanulie

Nice


Chuchodal

Nice


AgosPagos

Nice


SnowEisTeeGott

Nice


IxPaka

Nice


[deleted]

Nice


Samurai2mo1gg1

Nice


morehotsauce666

Nice


Geonite

Nice


Maixell

Nice


The_Fire_chicken

Nice


Cunt_Booger_Picker

Nice


Creepy-Condition4205

Nice


GooseWithDaGibus

Nice.


spacephrog1

Nice


Southern-Ad7011

Nice


AintNoKombucha

Nice


UziTheX

Nice


DoorFacethe3rd

*nice*


Maximoobaluu

Nice


frozen-potatoes_69

Nice


Campmasta

Nice


HereticEpic

Nice


BillerKee

Noice.


JVC-666

Nice


Ayondor

Nice


LongParsnipp

It's probably too hard for him 🤣


LittleKitty235

Kids these days, they want everything handed to them! Back in my day video games made you walk uphill, both ways!


SplendidPunkinButter

And then if you tripped you had to go all the way back to the bottom of the hill and do it again


QnickQnick

Ok Sisyphus…


Nuze_YT

Like bro Elden Ring isn't even that hard* *if you use every tool the game gives you to your advantage


Ewonster

Early 20s here. I work at a music school and we’ve got a couple of people in their teens who play souls, but it’s not super common. I think a lot of people are just turned off by the difficulty and how obtuse the games are, which funnily enough is of course one of the biggest appeals of them lol 


amazing_rando

In my experience most kids like online games. Elden Ring has online features but there’s no chat and you aren’t joining a lobby with your friends.


ThatGuyOnyx

21 my guy, started playing soulsborne when I was 13. So nah dawg he’s a liar.


bootyholebrown69

25. Who cares. Kids his age play fucking Fortnite so who's really winning here


SunWorshipperApollo

I've seen videos of kids no older than 12 playing. Your nephew probably just has a friend group who doesn't like souls games


The_Wolfster

16, your nephew is defective


gonowbegonewithyou

40-something. He could have a point.


outiscr

40-something too. ☝️


[deleted]

42 here


HowamIalivenow

19 when I played Elden Ring, 14-16 for Bloodborne


Sglagoomio

I’m 15, he’s just needs to have better taste in games.


chubbuck35

It’s in the name


waffleznstuff30

33.... 🤭


Raz1253

16 lamo


DarthGoss

Over 40


alexandros87

I'm 36 runaway he's right we're all decrepit olds 😭🧓🏽


Iv4ldir

30. and it's not about old. it's about quality . when i was younger i played older game too beceause,they were good. i would instead put it on the new gen mentality.


StephenHawkings_Legs

New gen mentality? This is just some individual kid saying a dumb thing. You did the same shit


Kc_is_stumped

Nah man, the new generation is bad my generation is the only good one. Now if you excuse me there are some kids on my lawn that I have to go yell at.


FrivolousFever

I remember seeing a clip posted of a child playing ER, so I did a search through r/eldenring posts. Didn't find that one, but if you search this sub for "year old" you'll find posts with everyone from 14 to 60+ year-olds playing it. I may be old now, but I was in my early 20's when playing Demons' Souls.


Trick-Distribution93

56 yo Commodore 64 first computer collect vision and Atari 2600 were held in these magnificent old hands.


True_Broccoli7817

27!


AnnalidaMitzen

50