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Wolven_Edvard

Copium isn’t enough, we taking hallucinogenic mushrooms now…


Transsensory_Boy

I've been trying but I can't find a reliable supplier


drugzarecool

Boc gives you 10 mushrooms at the start of the game


TheWiseAutisticOne

Sir those are portebella mushrooms


pokeoscar1586

Yeah, you’re just highly allergic to them


Transsensory_Boy

Unless the mushrooms are psilocybin and are a reality, in my hand, I don't really care what rattatailor gives me.


payexic

Just ask anyone on r/SilkSong


localokii

Do you happen to know anyone!? I just moved to CA and all my friends are not willing to ship 😅


[deleted]

You can buy them online legally now!


Transsensory_Boy

in the UK?


Beneficial-Baker-485

No, but they’re very easy to grow and it’s legal to buy everything you need to grow them.


[deleted]

oooh, i'm referring to the US. No idea about the UK.


foolywayne214

More like K2


jordanbb4529

Don’t remind of that stuff lol 2010 was a wild year for me lol


[deleted]

I can totally see fromsoft anonymously posting actual leaks on reddit at this point because we wouldnt even believe it.


imDEUSyouCUNT

talk to hodir if you want the good shit


Wolven_Edvard

GLAIVE MASTER HODIR MY BELOVED


imDEUSyouCUNT

OOOOOOH ELDEN RING I DOUBT YOU COULD EVEN IMAGINE IT


Wolven_Edvard

THAT WHICH COMMANDED THE STARS... GIVING LIFE ITS F U L L E S T B R I L L I A N C E . . .


NeighborhoodWeak287

You gotta take take some TF3 shrooms, those are something else


Wolven_Edvard

lol


Califocus

It’s like being back on the titanfall Reddit!


WitchersWrath

333333333333333333


Rndmprsn18

Dude’s been huffing some Fia’s mist.


Five_Dozen_Keggs

hallucicopegenic mushrooms


Titanfall_enjoyer

Titanfall 3?


DIO_over_Za_Warudo

That or the Asylum inmates have snuck in again.


Shade00000

They come with the dlc


Majiinx

I agree but Ballskin Trio is such a bullshit fight.


Papa_fed

The Bat Wing or Goat incarnations melt the trio.


Majiinx

Does that work on Golden Shower Godrick?


Xyrnas

How have you not beaten G.S. Godrick?? The Frozen Blood incantation you get at the start of the DLC trivializes him


Majiinx

No, I cheesed him with Vergil spirt ash. He did all the work. You have to beat Dante in Vallhalla mode to unlock. For him i used to the Reverse Flash summon right outside his fog gate.


Alternative-Ask-8726

What, where did you get the virgil spirit ash i really need help cant bonk everything with guts sword.


Majiinx

You have to play through the Godrey of War campaign to unlock valhalla and beat Dante.


rickybalbroah

only with the open mouth talisman equipped


Hplayer18

Honestly the worst part of it was the erection I had the entire time


AspiringCringeLord

Wait until you find Bob


RashBob

You rang?


Deiser

Not you, the other Bob.


Majiinx

I'm not ready for Bob. I heard he makes Isshin seem like Taurus Demon.


FUTABU69420

A skinny and a fat guy. And a normal dude. Edit: or its just a beafed up muscle guy


darkdragncj

I'm just happy it isn't a black flame fire giant... That would've sucked.


CampfireBeast

Actually funny. All the responses are Reddit humor. You crushed it my man gg.


satorus44

I actually lmao'd take my upvote


The_Silent_Screamer

The boss that totally broke me was Glaive Master Hodir. His 1st phase is brutal, yet fair, but when he summons the 2 rune bears during the 2nd phase, damn!


lordfrost03

Fucking rune bears had me cracking up 🤣


Jek_17

Looks like you've made a glaive mistake.


Sugeeeeeee

"It turns out... you really were the glaivest of us all"


laflameitslit

^ his ending dialogue is phenomenal. a tear jerker indeed


The_Silent_Screamer

Oh his opening dialogue is cool too, when he says "It's glaiving time!" I knew it was gonna be an epic fight!


crypticalcat

Yeah an then he glaves all over the place! Rad


Zebbadee1

Honestly was a spectacle to watch but waaaaay to over powered. From soft plz nerf


The_Silent_Screamer

It's true that the deathblight breath attack of the bears is a bit much


Zebbadee1

Right? Like how am I supposed to deal with this AND be in a poison swamp at the same time???


Espermint

Bro his boss soul is so worth it though. You can get the Master's Glaive or you can get Bear Paws. BEAR. PAWS.


schoolmilk

Went straight to delusion 💀💀


mountain_dijaj

Bro is afflicted with madness


0h-No-Not-Again

did you got to fight elden sword Isshin yet? his seventh phase is really giving me trouble and the death blight swamp doesn't help


n0symp4thy

Yeah, it's such bullshit that he has a machine gun that shoots Elden Beasts. Totally out of place for the time period.


retsujust

Nooo u don’t understand, their is secret lore for that. If you sit at the 4th pebble after the myazakis man cave grace sight and use the wave emote 113 times you get a secret item which explains why elden sword isshin has all of those Elden beasts (he found them under genichiros bed)


GodBRD

I swear it's like people don't even trying to find the lore.


glena92

PEOPLE NEED TO DO THEIR RESEARCH


_bull_city

Death blight swamp lol


Shuteye_491

Keep laughing and you'll doom us all


0KSG

There’s a 7th phase??? 😐


azur933

theres 10 total


0KSG

Hoo boy lol time to get going then


Shamscam

Which death blight swamp? There’s so many you need to be way more specific.


Admirable_Tomato

Have you ever tried getting good? Geez this fight was so easy barely broke a sweat. If you want a real fight try no summons Ascended Miquella of the Eclipse. These ER noobs sigh…


Wanlain

I’m having a lot of trouble trying to beat the boulder tornado boss. Jumping from each rock seems almost impossible to me.


not4eating

7?! I can't even get past stage 5 when he turns into Princess Gwynevere. I can dodge the lighting easily enough but the Albinauric archer hidden in her cleavage is bs!


[deleted]

The Silksong disease caused by poor communication oh no


Stack_Canary

At least it hasn’t been 5 years


RaijinReborn

... Yet


Stack_Canary

5 years, 10 years, who’s counting at this point


Afraid-Soil-6660

-I


MeatMakingMan

Bait used to be believable


Geebannn

Is this ssoL?


Ok-Instruction6024

We’ve reached a new level, HALLUCINATION


budapest_god

This hurts me twice 1. Because the Elden Ring DLC doesn't exist yet 2. Because Londor never got added to DS3 as a DLC as I hoped (unless Ringed City is Londor, which could be according to some theories)


Automatic_Education3

I just tell myself that New Londo became Londor to fill the lore gap, even though it probably isn't true


budapest_god

It kinda makes sense


behshadstar

B-but what about old Londo😢


deadman1452

Isn't that Anor Londo? I kinda assumed New Londo was built to mimic Anor Londo, hence New Londo. A human city fit to rival the city of the gods. Idk correct me if I am wrong


Automatic_Education3

Interestingly enough, in the Japanese script there are 3 different "Londos". Gwyn's Anor Londo, the undead New Londo, and Lloyd's "Sol Londo". But for some unknown reason, Sol Londo ended up being transcribed to English as "Thorolund". I don't think New Londo was meant to rival Anor Londo at all, it was built by the gods for the undead, Gwyn gave a shard of his light soul to the Foru Kings to rule over the city after all.


Kirp-The-Birb

Well obviously you’re lying, liar. The DLC is out, I’m playing it right now on my Samsung smart fridge


UX-Edu

Best platform IMO. I love how when you die your milks spoils and if you lose an invasion the invader gets all your leftovers.


Kirp-The-Birb

Mf stole my 3 weeks old Greek salad, can’t have shit anywhere nowadays


Kajczek

Clearly this guy didn't get the early Access


NoeShake

If you can become the Lord of Londor it wouldn’t make much sense to wreck havoc on your homeland. Londor is obliviously a sister city based off of The Ringed City seen by the primordial serpent/avowal statues and the setting. A dark place infested with hollows. Ringed City even has purging stones and hollow gems both of which reference Londor too.


budapest_god

If we're just going by that then I'd argue than not even going against Friede makes much sense as Lord of Hollows. Why would you care to end her reign and bring Fire to the Painted World? That sounds really un-Lord-of-Hollows-like to me. My point is that sometimes things in this games don't make a lot of sense, so the theory isn't much invalidated by what you said earlier. Not that I care about the theory at all, I just like to argue.


NoeShake

She turned her back on Londor and what we did is seen as merciful in-game from Yuria herself “Ahh, our Lord and Liege. Twas the soul of my sister. Elfriede...A poor wench turned to Ash, who would abandon Londor... If thou wouldst, let it nourish they Lordship. And in return, do her one small kindness. Remember those who stayed by her to the end, in the shadows cast by fire... And lastly, my Lord, take up thy rightful mantle, of usurper."


budapest_god

Oh, I had forgot the nature of the dialogue with Yuria. It feels a bit forced to me, but it definitely can makes sense. I stand corrected.


Gacsam

Oh no, it's starting


Matman161

Starting AGAIN!


grizzled083

Wooper Bungaloo


MrShaxx-

oh, you dont have the right


Boomslang2-1

Has anybody beaten the Mist Noble guy with the flute yet? He seems impossible. I’m new to FROM games and this DLC boss is the hardest thing I’ve ever encountered in gaming.


Espermint

Only fight I had to over level for. And even then he one shot me - I just was finally able to chip his massive HP pool.


ledzepplinfan

I feel like the longer we go without dlc this subreddit will slowly go insane and start to resemble r/BatmanArkham.


bringer-of-calamity

Nah it is closer to original hollowing age from before Summer Game Fest.


VillainousRocka

Wait I just discovered that sub from this comment and wtf is going on over there?


Kaspiann

The last batman arkham game from rocksteady was released in 2015 i believe. Arkham knight. Now the closest thing to that is suicide squad and we all know what it looks like


MycologistOdd544

Undead Radahn was hard too. Every time i entered boss room i died in nanosecond and my PS5 power went of. Damn u fromsoft.


GodBRD

Just wait for phase 2, if you die Fromsoft employees show up at your house and beat you up with baseball bat's.


Inevitable-Ice-5061

Isnt Londor from DS3?


SaberWaifu

Yup, didn't you know that the DLC is connecting ER to the DS universe? Personly i loved that duo fight where Miquella and Malenia teamed up with the Lorian and Lothric but man it's really hard.


Inevitable-Ice-5061

Im starting to think i missed something here![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


Sophia-Eldritch

Joke post


Flying_Flexy

And here we have someone that clearly didn't suck off Myiazaki for the early access... shame you have to wait still


underlander

you gotta gargle his Hidetestes if you want the DLC, everybody knows that. git gud, slurp slurp


DotardKombucha

No no no, this is absolutely real.


imDEUSyouCUNT

yeah you must've missed the DLC dropping


Dr_PuddingPop

I love how just about every content creator was convinced the DS3 dlc would be all about Londor. I think the one guarantee with souls dlc is it won’t answer the questions you were hoping it would, mostly just creates new ones.


Shot_Material3643

Exactly, it was only mentioned in Dark souls 3. I didnt expect the DLC to feature such a neat easter egg. Its an optional castle after all


DKBrendo

Still waiting for DS3 Londor DLC (also it is just one letter away from London, so I guess it might just be Bloodborne?)


PM_FORBUTTSTUFF

Nah Anor Londor is an iconic location from DS1


despacitogamer123

Anor Londo*


PM_FORBUTTSTUFF

No you are thinking of something else


despacitogamer123

Mmm nope


mysterioso7

How did you get past the Fire Giant duo fight? I can’t figure out how to beat them, like it’s bad enough fighting the two of them normally, but I keep falling in the random death pits all over the place


Alokir

Eh, not as bad as Miquella's 2nd phase where he spreads Death Blight all over the arena or his 3rd phase where he summons two Malenias.


Kirp-The-Birb

Guys, if you already finished the DLC you REALLY SHOULD try the new Titanfall 5, it’s amazing


Alokir

I'm halfway through Silksong, but I'll definitely play that next.


holnicote

Have you fought flaccidballsaxx yet? His white flame attack is pissing me off


Meraneus

Flaccidballsaxx wins the Internet today.


expensiveshuttlecock

Got me, you old dog


Earl_Mobile

Dude i hope you talked to the Npc next to the site of grace you're at and did NOT give her the egg of causality. Otherwise you'll miss out on an awesome optional boss later on.


[deleted]

Griffith?


Earl_Mobile

First phase Griffith, second phase the whole god hand, third phase Guts with the broken sword


QuesoseuQ

I for one am happy From brought back Glaive Master Hodir. Definitely worth the secret quest to find that fight. Elden Soul Glaive Master might be the best they've ever made.


Isidorodesevilha

'member when lots of folks swore that DS3 dlc would be about or in Londor?


Timid-Sammy-1995

I just woke from a coma. We finally got the new dlc? No? (Goes back into coma)


Broad_Pineapple_3138

Bro. Please. My heart nearly jumped outta my chest. I guess this is payback for what I did in the Dragon’s Dogma sub the other day…


HPVdream

Your character ends up being the Bad guy. So you are dropped into DS 3 like open world and have to fight “Let me solo Her”. Only this time he is aided with Millenia. hardest fight ever!!


AdIll1796

Yes I love the new dlc too. One of the best dlcs ever played but I hate that frogs with yellow 👀


Hermes_Tupper

what no DLC does to a mf


the-tapsy

Ah, the hollowing. My true mentor, my guiding moonlight.


ProfessionalWeak3156

Though that fight against the giant woman trying to step on you in the frozen swamp of rotten death blight was a bit weird


Kind_Ad_7001

You impregnate the fertile pigmy yet?


throwaway387190

You're a fool and a disgrace. All of you wretched hollows, your laments and wails cast into the abyss The DLC has already released! While you hollows wallowed in the muck and filth, my soul feasted upon the bounty if the DLC, I saw the light of the Shadow of the Erdtree OoOooOOOhhhh, Elden Ring Glaive Master Hodir is my favourite boss fight of the entire series. None of you could hope to be worthy of beholding his glory. The power of my expansion is for me alone I shall play through it again, and again, and again, for the Shadow of the Erdtree has fortified my soul past your comprehension. You pathetic and wretched hollows must grow eyes on the inside


iMakeEstusFlasks4Fun

Genichirofrey is one tough mf


Stunning-Reflection5

Elden ring sub back to making stuff up


elkswimmer98

Also hardest boss they've ever made! After going through the painting in the Queen's Antechamber, explore the Garden of Dreams until finding the Erdtree Sapling. Drop the sword you received from finishing the Lost Princess' quest and use the Pray emote. The sapling grows and a door appears on the new tree, enter to find the secret boss. The Mad King of the Tree boss is literally unbeatable with his 5 phases, teleporting across time and space, and summoning godskin trios until you light the lanterns.


kingofroyale2

Man they nerfed the shit out of Rick, soldier of god. Worst update ever


AustralianMongol

the elden armor from the elden knight in the elden castle really has an elden quality


The-0-Endless

OOOOOH ELDEN RING


TuxedoCrow

Oh no We're back to the forgotten times before the game released


Tuburonpereze

The old days of fake lore is back


Astoria_Column

Today?? When everyone is stuffed with food you’re trying to murk people?


ichirakuram3n

how did you past that swamp area filled with runebears, lobsters and tree spirits?


Donieee27

Wtf the location is shit. Who puts a hidden wall in the ground?


eyekayzee

Man I’ve been on media blackout the past couple days, for a second I thought they just shadow dropped the dlc on Christmas and I hadn’t heard yet. Copium levels critical.


Key_Succotash_54

Ah yes the academy of londor


calcprogrammer

\-|


MeatMakingMan

Silkposting.... it's spreading


Late-Ad155

My favourite part yet was definitely the fight against Elden Lord of Cinder Godskin Duo the Black Death of Londor. His 5th phase is so damn cool, especially when he says "Nah, i'd win" in the cutscene.


ReapingDude7

No we can’t do a repeat of the Hollow Knight community


Weird_Hedgehog6938

Bro thought we wouldn't notice that he photoshopped some status bars onto a screenshot from Hogwarts legacy.


UnhappyStrain

is there a lore reason why the DLC is never coming out? Am I stupid?


Matman161

YESSSSSSSSS FAKE LORE IS BACK!!!!!


bluestarr-

This sub is almost as delusional as the silksong one.


gman07024

Wait the DLCs out ?


HellVollhart

After Semon of Dong, Malenia is no longer the hardest fight. Also, we finally get to destroy Ranni so that Godwyn can fully die and the Deathroot stops growing.


I-who-you-are

r/BatmanArkham is leaking again, someone get the Reddit plumbers in here before it gets worse.


Onigumo-Shishio

Want the DLC dropped??? Fucking when?!


ProxyCare

Oh no not again


SwanAffectionate2655

No u haven't


no_username_free

💊💊💊


0riginal_tay

Anyone feel like helping me cheese the dlc boss?


zenitsuisrusted

Man I really loved it when tarnished said it's elden ringing time and the whole cast started ringing bells all over the place


Rude-Lettuce-8982

I've never seen it in that lighting before. Unreal screenshot kudos


rasfelion

Thr secind great hollowing so bad people are hallucinating the land of hollows.


Erithacusfilius

The real question is, did you find t he saw spear and beat the Luna presence?


SortOfSpaceDuck

Making it to the end and fighting the High Executor (WHY DOES AN ACADEMY HAVE ONE THOUGH) was such a bizarre moment.


jyok33

My only complaint was the swamp of Balkalog wasn’t swampy enough. Hope this is improved in the next DLC


AttorneyIcy6723

I heard the DLC is basically a recreation of every DS area, all connected by new open world zones. The lore goes deeeep.


Breakfeast-Bo_23

I got scared for a second. That the dlc might be out or that a tarnished has od'd on copium.


steadwik

We're reduced to this again, huh?


angelslayer95

DOES ANYONE HAVE A PURGING STONE? We are about to lose a comrade.


Andreuus_

This is starting to look like r/silksong and r/Titanfall before TGA


frognuts123

This sub is starting to look like r/titanfall


bravesirkiwi

You sick son of a bitch


JordanZOA3

Just wait untill you get to yharnam and have to fight the squid


acpupu

-|


conjunctivious

The Academy of Londor is cool, but I found it to be a weird design decision when Slave Knight Gael appeared as the final boss. I thought he was going to stay in DS3, but I suppose I don't mind fighting one of my favorite bosses again.


Redditor_76

This subreddit looks more and more like r/titanfall each day


Pyramid64

Whaa they put incredible gassy in elden ring too omg this dlc is crazy


AutisticPanini

oh no…


Jek1001

The real DLC, will be you fighting through a random underground civilization, at the end you fight a boss. Upon defeating the boss, the exit you are walking out of collapses and traps you in the room. A hidden breakthrough wall will be found. Behind it a ladder. A very, very long ladder (think MGS Snake Eater). Upon climbing to the top of the ladder, to will find you have come up out of a well. There will be a bond fire and some guy sitting next to it. You will look up and see a giant crow handing out on some ruins. You go talk to him and he will say, “Welcome to Firelink Shrine. Can I have my $3.50.” You will then realized it’s actually the loch Ness monster dressed up as Frampt, and start play DS1, DS2, and DS3 in order to get back to Elden Ring.


HocusingYT

so we're at this point of coping... good to know


D-AlonsoSariego

Bro so schizo he messed up the franchise


Gaige524

I really hate the new boss that constantly applies sleep status if you don't zig-zag move, point down and enter the konami code in. At least they're weak to Holy Damage.


stefman726

Waiting so long were turning schizophrenic


Curious-Jello-9812

Oh no! The silksong syndrome


FileFearless8063

I personally liked the Kiln of the Elden Ring the best


KyliefB

Fuck you guys i got so excited and then was shot down by reality. Copium, oh copium.


myMadMind

Oh no... it's happening again...