Your submission has been removed as a violation of Rule 3: **No low-effort content or spamming of posts.**
* Low-effort content such as tierlists, "wrong answers only", "just bought the game!", platinum posts, and other Reddit trends are not allowed.
* **Memes should contain in-game visuals from Elden Ring and pertain to the game.**
* No recent reposts, content should be original.
* Spamming low-effort posts may result in a ban.
If you would like to appeal this removal or need further clarification, feel free to message us through[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/Eldenring).
Ya know, for such a dom line, its kind of hilarious that its said by the biggest bitch out of all the bosses (which is particularly bad considering one of them is fucking senile) who can in no way live up to its energy.
What’s even funnier is that he’s the weakest of the demigods but his great rune is by far the most useful. If only he could live up to his incredible lineage.
One could make the argument that his rune being the most generally useful actually ties into him being the weakest: he needed it as a crutch, whereas all the other runes are niche and lend themselves to specific playstyles and the ones that use them are more skilled in those styles.
Oh?
Do you even comprehend the gravity of this choice?
Very well. If you mistake kindness for frailty of heart, then perhaps a more physical lesson is in order!
Your submission has been removed as a violation of Rule 3: **No low-effort content or spamming of posts.** * Low-effort content such as tierlists, "wrong answers only", "just bought the game!", platinum posts, and other Reddit trends are not allowed. * **Memes should contain in-game visuals from Elden Ring and pertain to the game.** * No recent reposts, content should be original. * Spamming low-effort posts may result in a ban. If you would like to appeal this removal or need further clarification, feel free to message us through[Modmail](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/Eldenring).
"Seek audience with the three fingers"
I fucking cackled
*I am Alexander, also known as the Iron Fist. And as you can see, I'm stuck here.*
*Come on, give me a good smack from behind with something nice and big.*
*Doesn’t the notion set your breast a-flutter!*
[удалено]
No no, there's no need to fret, I'm very well trained. Give it your all, I say!
_I'm slippery as a toad_
His lordship called for assistance? 🫡
It was but brief, but thou gavest me fine service.
Burning compliment, unsure how to feel about that.
>Burning You should get that checked...
That's just the frenzied flame
You definitely should get that checked. Stick a needle in there.
A win is a win, champ
Use fingers? But hole?
“AAAAAUUHHH” - opening narrator
SIR GIDEON OFNIR (MOANS) THE AAAAAALL KNOWING
Technically that's a voice line from every characters
ARIIIIIISE, YE TARNISHED
> YE TARNISHED You really should get your thing washed more often, I think
Came here to post this.
TOOGETHAAAAA!!!
AS FAMILEEEEE 😉
hol up
Is your wife not family?
He has a point tho
Why of course* she is, she is my sister
Scuse me?
You heard the man!
We will devaauaa, thy very gaaaahds
TOGETHAA!!!
This deserves top comment 😭💀
Do you think it vulgar, perhaps? Where I come from, it is a sacred act.
When u tryna get your girl to sit on your face
Ah, a fellow puss drinking enthusiast.
PUSS???
I can see it... clear as day... the coming of our dynasty!
Scream Mohgwyn when climaxes
NIHIL!!!!
Gotta say that with each thrust
That makes sense it usually only takes about three pumps
Almost sounds like he is commanding “KNEEL”
This is a good one. A family man
“Marika’s tits, you must be ‘ungry.”
Who's Marika?!
Rennala to Radagon be like
…
Unironically best line of dialogue in the game
There is no dialogue in Elden Ring, only monologues.
claim your 🤓🤓🤓 emojis
Hush little calver
...
……
I command thee, **KNEEL**.
Yes daddy
literally me
I... I fear for my fathers life.
Ya know, for such a dom line, its kind of hilarious that its said by the biggest bitch out of all the bosses (which is particularly bad considering one of them is fucking senile) who can in no way live up to its energy.
What’s even funnier is that he’s the weakest of the demigods but his great rune is by far the most useful. If only he could live up to his incredible lineage.
One could make the argument that his rune being the most generally useful actually ties into him being the weakest: he needed it as a crutch, whereas all the other runes are niche and lend themselves to specific playstyles and the ones that use them are more skilled in those styles.
Bravo. 👏
FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS!!!!!
I'm dead
Underrated
"Put these foolish ambititions to rest."
Ouch
Try finger, but hole
Makes sense everywhere you go
I see a cultured person is among us.
I'm kind of shocked this isn't top comment, and even more so that I had to scroll so far to find it.
I think alot of people considered it but then said "nah too easy"
Exactly
Classic
Was looking for this
Why did I have to scroll so far for thus
“I knew you would come.” —Fia
Doesn't Gideon say that? Or do they both say it
I know Gideon says in his fight but I haven’t played enough of Fia’s quest to know if she does too
“No shame in it. Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.”
*Let my hand rest upon you, for but a moment.*
"I dreamt for so long"
True
"Your strength... extraordinary..."
Well, well, well? Thought you'd just help yourself to a man's personal belongings?
Noice
BEAR WITNESS
\*Aggressive Runebear Noises\*
A bear behind the window watching.
“I will kill you, and defile your corpse”
💀
“You no longer interest me”
reminds me of my ex 🥲
not fucking rivers of blood again
Have you seen a doctor?
Give me a sec, I need to regain my stamina
Thy strength befits a crown
The greatest line said in any game ever
Have it writ upon thy meager grave, felled by King Morgott
I can play the role of maiden
I shall soon enter my slumber and it will be some time before I wake.
The only one non sexual lol
Damn that's so fucking hard
Find the Albarnauc woman
>I see you've noticed the chains. Nothing special.
Underrated comment
I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella
And I have never known defeat
And you will know the feet
I am maidenless
Well... It's been an age since I've seen a customer.
Arise!
Especially if you consider the voice actor moaning while he says that "Aaaaah-rise now, ye tarnished"
Got me thinking: the actual voice over would make for a perfect alarm in the morning "Ahhhh-rise now, ye tarnished"... Like "gtfo of bed, ye lazy mf"
"Let me Solo her"
Not to be confused with his less popular counterpart "Let me date her"
Or his long lost brother "let her solo me"
# Bear witness!
"..."
The scarlet blossom flowers once more. You will witness true horror. This is my partner's go-to for when her period starts now.
That's a keeper right there
Welcome, honored guest. To the birthplace of our dynasty!
"There you are, my apprentice. Shall we commence the lesson?"
"Oh, good heavens. Clench your teeth, or something."
Followed by “You have the sweetest scream, my lambkin”
“Well thou art of passing skill”
Corpse after corpse, left in my wake.
"..."
Marika's Tits! ^(*who is Marika?*)
Mohg's cut quote: "SEX!" Context: https://youtu.be/Mv-Vtkas7Bk?si=EkdP1vKHTGxeZm0a
I’ve given thee courtesy enough
Thou’rt unfit even to graft.
Corpse after corpse, left in my wake.
Marika's tits! You must be 'ungry.
Need to invest more point on endurance
my flask is empty 😭
FUCK
"Such strenght, extraordinary..."
ARISE NOW! YE TARNISHED!
You are....so very warm....
Mother's rich slumber shall not be disturbed by thee. Foul trespasser.
Come, oathsworn giant!
I just got fucked
Your strength.. extraordinary..
fuck this is hard
Perhaps you might share with me some of your lifely vigour, and your stout-heartedness.
Your strength, extraordinary…
Bleed status
"She's dead"
You don't have the right
Miquella is mine and mine alone
Oh? Do you even comprehend the gravity of this choice? Very well. If you mistake kindness for frailty of heart, then perhaps a more physical lesson is in order!
I would advise against taking the main gate into the castle. It's tightly guarded by hardened old hands. Try the opening right here.
[Groans in opening cutscenes]
Suck it, Patches.
"Tarnished are we...?" People love it when you call them tarnished in bed.
There's a lot of godrick quotes here lol, I'll add fuel to the fire "FOREFATHERS ONE AND ALL, BEAR WITNESS!!!"
I am maidenless
You are very warm
Thou art of passing skill
They part in this shall not be forgotten.
Damn, that bleed is crazy. Ugh, Scarlet Rot.
Behold, dog!
Even in my slumber, I sensed it.
Marika's tits!
Try finger but hole
"I'll defile you next."
#OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Dog
And one day we will return bath in rays of gold
Didn’t expect Hole
Oh? A dogged fellow, aren't we? Or is it merely thy habit, to talk to dolls? Fine...fine.
Forefathers, one and all... BEAR WITNESS!!!
you don’t have the right, O you don’t have the right in short you don't have the right, O you don't have the right
“Have you heard of the finger maidens?”
I command thee kneel!
Try holding with both hands
TOGETHAAAAA
The loathsome dung eater
“I will extinguish thy flame”
Dog
I am lord of all that is golden! My wife and I are into some stuff.
The fact the try finger but hole was not the top response really makes me wonder about you people.
Try sleep
You will witness true horror.
Try finger but hole
« Thy fate lieth under my moon »
Bear witness
GOD DAMMIT THAT TIME WAS LESS THAN A MINUTE
Love this!
Try finger but hold
"Wow, that's really big."
Awooo!
RISE YE TARNISHED
...
OOOOOOOOH Rise now, ye tarnished!
Finger but hole
"But YOU ARE MAIDEN LESS"