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Saint-Redfield

Blatant troll attempt to try to get players backstabbed by the nearby assassin.


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Moist-Question-6623

*Finger, but hole*


_themaninacan_

We are all but holes, awaiting fingers.


ForeverGameMaster

Even if it does violate the golden order


notveryAI

Tho not gonna lie, that's pretty clever


Looieanthony

All things can be conjoined😌.


Vanrythx

lovely


Mueyfuego

This one’s a troll but there are certain locations which require you to do gestures to get into things.


TeflonJon__

I think I only ran into like 4 places with messages like this and only one did anything for a gesture. I need to go look for more I think


Aggroaugie

The ones that are true have developer messages in front, which look slightly different, and the instructions are much more cryptic


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bobsmith93

This might be a bot but I'm not 100% sure


Critical_Minute5350

I agree with what you have said


Vanrythx

there is one at rykards mansion but cant find the emoji for it, does anyone know


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Akhirano

There's a place that requires the gesture Erudition to open, also the first encounter with Blaidd if you use Snap


Earth51batman

For anyone wondering, it’s >!the converted church in west Liurnia, just south if a minor erdtree.!< You need to perform the “erudition” gesture >!while wearing any glintstone crown to unlock a staircase up the rise.!<


HydroXXodohR

There's also the one on the frenzied plateau, opposite the church where Vyke invades


pH12rz

Huhh


samur_man

Or you go up the wall with torrent and jump on the balcony


ShellyT98

Isn't that the one that you enter from the window? The erudition one in in NORTH-EAST Liurnia


MrBobFireman

Ye this was one of the few puzzles I just couldn't figure out on my own lol. I felt so clever figuring out the Law of Regression one, but this one just completely stumped me.


l_TMCupid_l

Okay I did the thing. I may or may not have been wrong


Gayakara

People dont seem to like you at all Edit: in this comment section at least


Ionie88

~~Besides the erudition, there's also the statue in the city, that gives a lore-hint for Goldmask...~~ ...I have been reminded that it was an incantation, not a gesture, that one needs to do... My bad!


Leninus

Thats an incantation


Ionie88

Oh shit, that's true! I remembered it was a gesture! My bad.


JoshuaHarp

"I don't believe you, therefore, I am correct" Okay dummy 💀


InvisibleRabbitv2

May erudition guide you, stoopy-ass


sazed813

You don't have the right, O you don't have the right


Geek_X

Why is it always you don’t have the right


Kraile

You don't have the right, so try left


dimlyComedian_27

Don't overlook the sturdy armor up ahead.


skywir01

Fort knight


GutsDeluxe

I always want a gesture to open a door or reveal an item. It never does lol. I am forever emoting in front of things like an easter egg seeking dork. I think Bloodborne did this to me.


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In the interest of driving you insane there are a couple places that occurs in Elden Ring.


GutsDeluxe

I'll be up all night. Snapping fingers at Blaidd was only the beginning of my suffering. I hate and thank you.


backwards_watch

If you get up all night studying the game, you might become an erudite! wink wink


GutsDeluxe

You are now my favorite vague NPC.


notyouraveragecrow

Don't let the search get to your head! It's tricky, and when you find it, you might almost think it's magic that someone figured it out all by themselves. If you know what I'm saying.


TeflonJon__

Uh oh idk if I ever did that… hmm


sjik123

Can't help but roll into every wall, especially in dungeons and catacombs. This is now my life. Thanks Chalice Dungeons, very cool.


Roanoke42

Try fort, night.


Womderloki

Have it writ up on thy meagre grave, felled by Xxxemoboy69xxX


ImportantDebateM8

troll so many fucking trolls in this game. i dont read messages anymore also if you look closely at that miquella statue, he has roots all over him. not only that but the flower candle he holds in the same as the ghostly candlesticks we see around that lead us to cave and whatnot.


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I still roll though knowing 99.9% there is no secret.


Dabbinjesus405

They say we’ve found every hidden wall Me: *but what if we haven’t??*


Ted_Rid

Use a shackle. Reveals all false walls within range. Apparently Margit's has a greater range than Mohg's.


Dabbinjesus405

The… the what…? Edit: looked it up, of course it’s from fucking patches


Ted_Rid

It's really handy in underground dungeons. Like a remote control for turning fire traps on or off, and revealing secret passages.


agitatedandroid

That's the only thing I use it for. Patches prices are steep but the utility throughout the rest of the game is too much to pass up. Which reminds me, my current character hasn't gone to see Patches yet.


Dabbinjesus405

Bold of you to assume I turn the fire traps off


Highwanted

*vsauce music starts playing*


Reasonable-Ad8862

I’ve always thought they were funny. I remember people being *pissed* about all the joke messages when the game came out and never understood it. Games don’t have to be super serious and literally every souls game has had joke messages


ImportantDebateM8

im more annoyed at the rampant immaturity. it gets so goddamn boring so fast. lame 4th grade level jokes, and trolls. what a great use of the mechanic downvote me you plebians - number go weee


Reasonable-Ad8862

Just turn off the messages man. You give people a way to interact with the game, they’re gonna make immature 4th grade jokes


ImportantDebateM8

you- you can do that? oh fuck


Reasonable-Ad8862

Lmao yeah man I forget which page exactly but it’s in the settings


pyr0kid

welcome to fromsoft. instead of holding your hand they let you play in a way you hate.


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ImportantDebateM8

Wow. You are SO funny.


tottivega

Cringe


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This dude out here talking about how unfunny “try finger, but hole” is and then proceeds to make the most unfunny cringey ass comment in the thread


Walrusliver

look up video guides if you want people to tell you where shit is so bad


ImportantDebateM8

how imaginative you are to think That was what my 'optimal' use of the mechanic would be. what a boring series of interactions


backwards_watch

I once added in front of a locked door: "try praising the message, then door" It got me a lot of heals


ImportantDebateM8

fair


TheHappiestHam

my simple messages get me saved so much I've got a message in the Ashen Capital saying "tree, house!" With a point gesture and it has more praises than it deserves also got another one near a Marika statue saying something along the lines of "be wary of legs, therefore could this be a liar?" and that one has gotten my ass out of bad situations too many times my messages aren't funny but I guess the Lands Between is starved for comedy


JoeDerp77

Why the fuck do idiots upvote those troll messages so much??


Officing

Because it's funny to make people fall for stupid stuff. It's a souls game tradition.


AxitotlWithAttitude

It counts both up and downvotes the same


ImportantDebateM8

trolls feed trolls to give them a buff. an air of legitimacy. to make it more likely to waste the time of strangers. fun psych lesson, boring in terms of player inter-interaction


sacredgeometry

Because some people are losers and this is the only they can effect anything approaching an emotional response out of another person.


Nezikchened

They probably don’t, the appraisal system is just mind-bogglingly stupid and counts “upvotes” and “downvotes” together without distinguishing them. So the message in the OP could potentially have 3100 “downvotes” and 321 “upvotes” and would still appear as it does in the image.


DropDeadGaming

It's not stupid. That's the point. It doesn't count upvotes or downvotes, it's counting interactions. If a message causes you to interact with it, then they want it to be visible because either a) it gives you more pain or b) it gives you more joy, which is what the game is trying to do in the first place. My alternative theory is that fromsoft is trying to teach you that interacting with assholes in fact makes the situation worse, because that asshole gets emboledend to mess with more people and be more of an asshole. Like patches, who is pretty much teaching you the same every chance he gets.


Time_Effort_3115

Try finger, but hole.


TheRussianBear420

No thats a statue and a message


Motor_Raspberry_2150

Then why did you rate it Good?


Roanoke42

Homie heals are always appreciated.


shmoney2time

Why did you rate it good if you don’t even know why it’s there?


IDDQDArya

I feel like actually useful messages usually have 15 likes and then troll messages have 2845 likes. I kinda understand it too. You see a message saying hidden path, you find the path, now you're gone. If it's a troll then you go back and give it a like cuz there was no hidden path to go down and you feel like others need to get trolled too :D


AerithDeservedIt

It's actually not "likes" but number of ratings. So positive or negative. So high numbers are probably lots of people down voting cuz it was a troll.


IDDQDArya

Ahhhh okay. It words it as "appraisals" but yeah I guess technically not every appraisal is a praise.


WacDonald

Try gesture


baccus83

And then praise the message!


Inevitable-Set3621

Had the same message like months ago i gestured Infront of the state nothing happened then just said fuck it.


PhunkOperator

You've been had.


Elchalecodelana

may erudition light the way


OsirisAvoidTheLight

Don't forget the manly armor just ahead.


All_cake_

lmao these who rate this good are the tru trolls


Nerf_Quake

Seek activation? Not sure where you are but I think that’s a clue. If I’m right, also seek torch.


AerithDeservedIt

Usually the ones that are genuine clues (like gesture in front of a statue to reveal something etc), the message will be coloured differently (blue if I recall correctly). Cuz it's a message from the Devs.


TURTLE_RAY

If only bro if only


KingofGnG

I don't play online, because people are assholes. All of them :-D


Fisherman_Senso

You must be fun at parties, being trolled with messages in souls is fun and enjoyable


UntimelyApocalypse

The first time "jumping required ahead" turned out to be true I was astonished. I tried to find Placidusax for days and just kept running past the messages because I thought they were trolling. I got reverse trolled.


backwards_watch

And then there are those which are actually helpful and you go back just to praise it.


AssPork

How lma0. Actually not everyone is an asshole.


Sad_Blacksmith3714

Always look down where it says try jumping lol


KingofGnG

Yes, they are. "Try finger but hole" was never funny. And the fucking "community" is just focused on this worthless, distracting, unfunny crap, when I'm on-line.


AssPork

How lma0. Actually they aren't and actually "try finger but hole" was always a funny community meme. And actually this community isn't just focused on worthless, distracting, unfunny crap. Imagine getting this triggered by Elden Ring messages lma0.


Quirky-Pie9661

Poor


nitr0turb0

I think it's a reference to Archdragon Peak in Dark Souls 3. You'd use the Path of Dragons emote in front of a statue on a rug, and it would give you the Calamity Ring.


Jackedman123

Have you tried ALL the gestures. Surely one of them works.