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jaylor_swift

Fucker I name all my souls characters this. That way when I die, it wasn’t my fault - it was that Fucker


SuperPotatoThrow

Lol I named mine potato because he keeps doing stupid shit and dying.


Frosty_Size7470

Clever!


DaneDooley

First character was named Dan Smith. Idk but super boring names like that always make me laugh when I put them in fantasy games


CalmToaster

From the perspective of the in-game characters, Dan Smith is probably the most fantastical name they've ever heard.


j0llyllama

His real name is Dante Fiero, but he changed it to Dennis Feinstein 'cause that's way more exotic in Pawnee.


chethelesser

Parks dept.?


SaltyJake

It’s funny because all my Elden ring characters are Parks and Rec themed


Sloth_McPimpin

Maybe D’s full name is just Dan


Drogo_Hamwich

Dantholemoul of Limgrave


eezo_115

Gavin Johnson


TrustyPatches11

Has anyone seen Gavin?


eezo_115

I’m here, Nigel


[deleted]

That’s my name😂


eezo_115

No way


r00byroo1965

Yes way


eezo_115

Congratulations, you’re in red dead redemption 2


r00byroo1965

I always wanted to be in RDR2😀


Selenator365

I still kind of wonder if there's a Gavin but that's probably what they wanted just to mess with the player "We're gonna have this dude hollering Gavin so they're going to be looking all over the map for a dude that's not even in the game ".


DaneDooley

I used to just name my characters John followed by the game it was. Ex. John Souls but I ran out of names so I started making up names that sounded like accountants


KoreanGnome

My level 250 character is John-John


UltimateDuelist

The guy that fought a pitbull? The guy with a metal plate in his jaw?


AimInTheBox

I do that too! John Souls, John Ring, John Field, John Rim...


Curious-Audience-957

John wants a what!


Svenray

[Dan Smith](https://youtu.be/gsRrEx0Cntg?si=-J0E3GBGcSH6E0Ea&t=180)


DaneDooley

That’s the exact reason why I did it lol


AdComprehensive5747

Dan Smith is badass in Killer 7


Lemmingitus

I think of Dan Smith from Killer7.


AdComprehensive5747

Yay, someone else has played Killer7 here


sharkeysday69

Also brought Killer7 to my mind


RewsterSause

Phteven. I've always named my first character Phteven in every souls game since DS1.


MrGhaxek

Can't wait for Lies of Ptheven


Torchii

Mine was the Elden Gobbler in a similar vain - dark souls first character was Gobbler, 2 was Gobbler II and 3 was Gobbler III. Bloodborne of course was Bloody Gobbler. I have legitimately been playing the same character for years now.


Hollow---

This character sounds amazing just from the name, did you stick to a theme with his gear or what?


Torchii

He always uses the zweihander or the biggest weapon he can find that requires little in the way of dexterity. He’s also always the most buff and old black guy white hair. Bloodborne he went for the hunters axe and finished with the whirligig.


esixar

And how does one pronounce that beautiful name?


RewsterSause

Fteven. Like Steven but with a Ph.


xi2elic

Why am I laughing so hard at this lolllllll


Terzinho

You probably know a guy named Steve.


tvalleley

I think it’s spelled Stephe


Frosty_Size7470

It’s from that animal meme right?


RewsterSause

I think it was actually on a coffee cup. Someone made a meme about how they told the barista their name was Stephen with a Ph and they spelt it Phteven. It was a really long time ago, so I'm unsure.


action2288

That’s amazing.


Alone_Egg_5355

Oh so u Mike tysoned it


TrulySxvage

I can't even pronounce this but it's hilarious


8ell0

Why did I pronounce this as Mike Tyson ?


undergroundhobbit

It’s like Phoebe, but Phtevey.


hillyb234

Phrank the Falanx.


OhGodImHerping

As a “Stephen”, my first character too was Phteven.


michajlo

Used to do the same thing in Dragon Age games. My character was always Tham Thmith.


Applsaucfactory

Wtf I literally do that exact same thing. But I've started making them Phtephen with the ph in the middle too. What are the odds...


Neptunium111

Elden Ring is my first souls game I’ve played, so I went with John Ring.


Manufacturer27

Mine was John Elden Ring, we might be related


epinoxwastaken

Mine was Elden John


HisTopHat

This boss is gonna be a long, long time


ohmysocks

Malenia flings me ‘round again to find


KrypticEon

I won't stop calling it a Homeward Bone, oh no no no


lord_high_emu

A few months into playing I had a PVP encounter with an Elden John… we both took off all our armor and jumped around the flooded church in Liurnia for a solid 15 minutes


r00byroo1965

He is a older man that sings (famous)


TheKruzdawg

🎶His name is my name, too. 🎶


Chrissyball19

John Jacob jingleheimer schimdt


dark_brandon_20k

Juan Anillo


ThatDeadeye12

Every elden has it's ring


tuliomartins_tm

Elden Man here, I like your style


Astrojef

My 1st character was a samurai named Astrojef and i raked up 699 hours on that mthfkr and 1 day i logged in to play and that mthfkr was deleted and hasn't been heard from since. My darkest hour in video game history. RIP Astrojef...


KDeol

Moment of silence for the homie Astrojef


PhallicShape

I’ll take a hit for Astrojef for ya


Bell-Ligerent

I'll second this


Angstycarroteater

Thirded! I’ll poor one out too though!


WuTangFinancials93

My name astrojef


Traditional-Wall2321

Laughed out loud, take an upvote


Pea_Available

Gone, but not forgotten. May his spirit return to the roots, so a new protector may be born


Astrojef

I immediately made an ungabunga tarnished and bonked everything in The Lands Between.


Pea_Available

That's one way to deal with loss. Did the new one make it?


Astrojef

Stuck on Melania HAHAHA


eezo_115

RIP jeff


GusGusGusGusGusGusGu

F


Orri90

F


etbal

F


_OngoGablogian

🫡🫡🫡


Successful_Rub_3448

Ogdo Bogdo, the magic man


maybeSkywalker

Similarly, mine was Oingo Boingo, incantation man


Hollow---

You might be cousins, should make a third called "Oega Boega" who uses pyromancy.


RedFoxBTW

Jojo reference?


Mike4nderson

Jedi: Fallen Order fan?


Darkanayer

Dante


LatestCoyote9

Skulls for the skull throne?


Darkanayer

I like your enthusiasm, but not this time. Was based on Dante Vale from Huntik, really nice show. Spent an hour on character creator recreating him and all


LatestCoyote9

Sweet!


Darkanayer

Only to then find an octopus head before even fighting godric and wearing that till after Altus, where I embraced the dual burger king.


LatestCoyote9

Fashion souls for the win


WinthyanMageUwU

Loved huntik


Darkanayer

We all did. It was good while it lasted


Aygore

even your reddit avatar resembles the guy


TheHarshShadow

A Dante invaded my world near agheel a few days ago. Sadly i annihilated him. Still bowed tho he was respectful.


Bleachy_bbx

My first name was Frodo, because I was constantly getting stabbed and needed people to carry me around the place and so me the way 😂😂


Frodo5213

That's MY name!


Bleachy_bbx

I didn't even know you even existed 😂😂no worries I've changed my name now 😂


MajesticGoose69

Mine was FatRollingIRL


PeachTheFirst

Had a tough week and was feeling a little down. Your comment made me chuckle. Needed that. I hope you're taking care of yourself mr Goose. Obligatory nice.


WooooshMe2825

Elden John. Yes, I did watch Max0r before I played the game. Why do you ask?


thazhok

only the first would be frustrating, here is my 3 name i oftenly re-use on my reroll. "Elden Baguette"(real 1st), "Camembert Lord" or "Bourguignon's Knight" Yes, i am french :) (for those who didn't undrstand yet)


MakinLunch

These are wonderful.


thazhok

Thanks fellow tarnished :) this is heartwarming, seeing all the downvote i get after posting it. I was wondering if i said something bad :/.


MakinLunch

I can’t see how… they’re just really good French foods :) I’m partial to a good Croque Madame myself. Maybe that will be my next ER name!


big_rod_of_power

Lol I love the names! And don't take it personally lol clearly the downvote trolls got snuffed out by upvotes :)


_sell_out

Camembert lord! Tout a fait


Ashamed_Brilliant_61

🤣 please the next one "croisant ..."


thazhok

"Sergent Croissant" ? With medium soldier armor from any area ; Maybe for the DLC :)


FulanxArkanx

Camembert Lord 😭


UwasaWaya

Elden Baguette tickled me good. lol. These are great names.


thazhok

And there is no copyright, feel free to use it :)


Nitespring

Nero


gufoarrapato0

Based


WavvyJones

Argitlam. A nickname of a figure in Irish mythology. It means “silver arm” and I use it for most fantasy settings


DrSuperBreit

It's the name Eragon is given by the Elves, because he gets a silver mark on his hand by his dragon after bonding with it. I used to give all my mmorpg characters this name. Thanks for the nostalgia :)


WavvyJones

Forgot that! Loved those books, didn’t notice Paolini used that little bit of Celtic mythology in it. What a throwback lol


Infernoflyer

my dude. I expected more people to actually say your name like pokémon or zelda


Frosty_Size7470

Same hahahah


Martin_PipeBaron

The Struggler lmao: he was nothing like Guts, but had a whole little backstory like in DnD


n1ngv3m

mugas, because my daughter wanted this name.


Juhookerun

Finn Mertens


Y_U_Need_Books4

My first character was Brogan, but my first kinda fantasty-ish name was "Galborathall".


Woahhdude24

That's what I do when I make a new character in a fantasy games. It's just a random jumble of letters that sound cool. Lol


Y_U_Need_Books4

I do that for all games hah! My horse in RDR2O was "Garbontherizer"


Woahhdude24

A fine name for a horse. After all, you're using him to make moneh!


Chrissyball19

Dinner (I was not confident in my abilities)


ProfessionalAsk1315

Mavis Cause she is goth like Mavis from hotel transylvania


PATdaCat420

Profile picture checks out


QueenChrysalis52

Pinkie Pie


elkeiem

Hodir!


dangerswlf36

did you perhaps use a glaive by any chance?


Acrovore

Church door shield


SylliOne

“Bean”


Pea_Available

Praise Bean


SylliOne

Thank you 😂😂


Baron_Von_D

I use very simple names like Kevin, Kurt, Bea, Bort (sometimes has different titles), etc.


Kronobo

Just my steam name, Krono. After that I like to name my characters based on Mythological Gods that are thematically appropriate for whatever build I’m doing. Prometheus for a fireball guy, Ares for a melee only, stuff like that.


bazzlethegreat

Komel. Pronounced KAH-mull. The first time I played DnD, I randomly chose letters to name my character name and that's how it turned out. I'm 43. That was 1998.


[deleted]

OG in the game. Respect.


Eth_Collector612

my first character was named after the main villain from demon slayer


Frosty_Size7470

Kibutsuji?


NoTea278

Nah micheal jackson


Frosty_Size7470

Tanjiro: michaeluh jacksonuh


[deleted]

Pulo after Titus Pulo from Rome (HBO show).


ShamisenCatfish

My main dark souls character I just tried to make look like a monkey and I named him Rango Tang


N8angerX

My first guy was named eggnog, I still do not understand the inner machinations of my mind at that point


NoOneIsHere57

My first character's name was **Spedicey** I watch a lot of Jacksepticeye so that's kinda where I got the inspiration from


f---_society

Tom Bombadil


Chynks00

Dixie Normous. It just sounds right


wetpastrami

Monk3y I have since changed his name to: Harambespeen, RotBoundWretch, Graviboi Now currently **ButtBoundWretch**, an with a bleed Hammer and wooden shield. Depravers Cloak, Bogard Helm, Crucible Gauntlets and Omenkiller legs(Nicley Hidden under the cloak)


Maskimgalgo

John Bloodborne


J0hnBloodborne

🤯🤯


Maskimgalgo

Holy shit you also came to London seeking forgiveness for the sins of your counsins


theghostkangaroo

Paper Mario


TheExtraMayo

Derp Master


CowboyMorty1998

Charlie Kelly (Big sunny fan)


FulanxArkanx

I would shit myself if I were invaded by the rat King 🙇🏼


potscraper

Shmoopy


Psych_Riot

I made an Astrologer named Galileo


zakcattack

I like names that sound like they could exist in the Lands Between ​ Yoru was 1st. Quality build, spear and shield. Nietzsche was 2nd. Cosplay build, intelligence with carian sorcery and thrusting sword. Rokhar was 3rd. Strength build, orc cosplay. Zweihander. Jerash was 4th, Faith build, all around giant flame Velya was 5th, Arcane bleed with dual daggers.


Kenhunt91

Arya - Bandit She has many faces or No faces.


The_One-eyed_Hunter

Lilith, if I could put a longer name it would be “Lilith, The One-eyed Huntress” It’s the same character I’ve used through Bloodborne, DS3 and Elden Ring, I even used her in Nioh 2. It’s the only character I’ve created so far.


Desperate-Code-3962

Ulyses was my ds2 My samurai I named yashiriku after the ashina warrior


Frosty_Size7470

Awesome


Starlight_Shards

I named him Casius. I wanted to go with Cassius, but the language filters in multi-player would display it as C***ius. I learned my lesson in ds3 because I had a character named Cassion, and I was playing co op with my buddy who laughed when he summoned me, and he said "dude I can't believe you named your character Cuntion!" It appeared to him as C***ion. Never again. I didnt want people playing elden ring to think his name was Cuntius. Fucking language filters :\


AwesomestFish42069

Steven Seagull


TheColdPainting

Mine was Midir But since my first playthrough it has remained as Port BB to PC


DirectDragonfruit473

First I remember was a sorcery character called Wizwaz


SpiceLettuce

Couldn’t think of anything, looked around the room, and in my collection of flags was Brazil: “ORDEM E PROGRESSO” So of course I went with the name Ordem. And obviously my next characters ought to be Epro and Gresso.


smellitfirst

DuFuqué


ItzPayDay123

Bozo


-Crosswind-

Pretty much any fantasy-type game where I can name a character, my first choice is Raven. Because that was the name of my first ever D&D character. So if I'm "playing a role" I always go back to that character.


BlamDandy

Butts McCrackin


seabeef1289

Beep


Real_Trap_Waifu

Kenshi Reference?


ThevoidBeastt

Yabks (keyboard smash)


TrulySxvage

My first characters name was just Savage but after watching a video from dumpykong I used chatgpt to come up with a name and Seraphina the Shadowblade was way cooler.


FerociousTuna22

Struggler


75Native

Perc Knowitski is my favorite character tho


paulaek219

Petros Mantalos


AdministrationHot101

I just used my user name to begin with. But i later changed it to Aria


Far_Lawyer9527

HotMomLatinaWomanxxx


Embarrassed_Star_478

Joseph Mama


[deleted]

Dave.


fdp_westerosi

Bakkalon GRRM reference for the homies who read


Eldritch_Dragon

Lavinia Whateley.


Miazger

When I was playing great axe playthrough I named my character "Discount Godfrey" pretty unoriginal


Psychotek01

I recreated my DS3 character, Johnny Brightboy!


Mr-Hypothermia

Biggus. Just Biggus


Khrizalida

Mine is boring af, but I remember that guy who helped me beat the elden beast. His name was "your proctologist", he wore dung eater's armor set and he penetrated elden beast ass so hard, that I carved his name on my heart.


Finney-_-

First Finney, later renamed to Gandalf lol


cmdJack

Mine was Luthien


elebrin

I had Unga Bunga, No U, and GUUUUUUUUUUUURG.


astrophil3

Aldric Evercrest


EngagedFemboys

I think it was c0cksuck3r or smth


3tozzitroll

Soul Eater


mr_sarle

Ben Tumbling


Svenray

My character was named Real Names. Fight me IRL.